>"Um, Anon? You know the Grand Gallopin' Gala is

>>30109870
I'm going with bolder

>>30109870
I'll take Apple Bloom, please. Sorry, Scoots and Sweets, but I'm sure there's another fine Anon who'd be willing to take you two.

>>30109870
>>30109891
I'll take Sweetie then, no need for any contests.

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>>30109870
How about a contest to see how long you can go without your lives devolving into obnoxious hijinks due to a situation you could have easily avoided entirely by talking to an adult for ten seconds?

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>>30109870
Sorry, already taking a better filly to the gala.

>>30109870
Sorry little ponies that would be ill advised, I only breed the finest of Mares. One whom is your very own sister Sweetie Belle, I hope you appreciate the gift of a nephew or niece.

>>30109870
A contest of Who can fit the biggest object in their pooper.
I take Trixie either way. But wait to see who wins the contest.

>>30109870
Why not all of you? A harem would be fun.

>>30109870
I-I was just planning on staying home and playing video games...

>>30109870
How about I take all three of you.

>>30109870
You're all like, twelve. I'm twenty four.

>>30110102
So what you're saying is, you're going to have to bring two?

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>>30110108
I'm saying I'd rather not end up in horse prison.

>>30110125
What if fillyphilia is legal in Equestria?

>>30110129
I have a feeling it's not.

>>30109870
Tell them to fuck off. I'm not a pedo.

>>30109870
Nice try, Hansen, but I'm not going to jail

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>>30110129
Then I'm moving to Equestria.

>>30110129
i mean they have a whole city named after it after all

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>>30110129
>But your honor, sex with the underage is perfectly legal where I come from.
>bitch oy vey annuda shoah don't persecute me and being racist because hatred towards outsiders
>anon (an illegal ayylian) gets a free pass to fuck fillies because of where he is from

>>30110320
Anon in Swedenquestria?

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>>30110320
>this has happened before
Sad!

>>30109870
What makes you think I'm even invited?

>>30109936
Why don't you take a seat over there?

>>30110446
fug

>>30109870
I mean, I guess I could bring you, but you wouldn't be allowed inside. Pretty sure ya gotta be an adult for that shit.

I mean the only reason Spike was allowed is because he's a slave, so unless you guys do the same, I'm not so sure...

>>30109870

Well gee, girls. I guess I could choose just one of you to go with me.

But then, what would I do with these other two tickets?

Tuxedo realistically would be the best option but then again... *REALISTIC*

>>30110554
Don't forget you'll have to fuck her after.

>>30110320
best end

>>30109891
>>30109899
>no one has offered to take Scoots yet
I gotchu kiddo.

>>30109870
Ill choose the one that can toss the best salad. GO!

>>30112344
Earth ponies are naturally more talented at food preparation tasks.

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>>30110108

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>>30109870
Fuck them.
If I got a ticket to the Gala, I'd take Sunset.

>>30113087
Except the choices OP listed are the 3 cmc.

No one even mentioned your shitty barbie gf-, Oh wait, I'm sorry, she was a pony for like 3 minutes in the first ayy lmao movie, I guess.

>>30110515
DYEWTS?
They went to the Gala in "What about Discord."

>>30113114
Can you just not be a dick today?
I'd rather not go off I can't bring Sunset.

>>30109870
>rape