https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOL PiUs5yiQ I give it at M

>>30104496
what the fuck

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>>30104496
>They just reskinned a Starlily and upped the price $50

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>>30104496
Hasbro has gone to far.

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i may never sleep again

>>30104496
My bet that no parents is going to buy that racist toy to their kids.

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>>30104496
holy shit, this is ayylmao-tier

>>30104587
Doc, calm down! No one is going to buy that stupid toy and I'm back from the future!

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>>30104496

You'd have to be extremely desperate to want to fuck that hideous thing.

>>30104496
So, is this the pony version of that spy doll they banned in Germany?

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>>30104496
I imagine fucking it would feel like Christmas morning.

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>>30105200
Jesus Christ man
What the fuck

It looks like a fucked up baby, how do they expect me to have sex with this.

>>30104496
>Fucking abomination design toy.
This is something that comes out after you fuck a horse.

>>30104519
kek

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>>30104496

>>30104537
Your parents won't buy you Thomas the tank engine toys for sure, retard.

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The talking software for this thing needs to be hacked. Then get Greg from “It's always Dawn Somewhere” to record 90 new (sarcastic) Twilight phrases, based on his characterization of her from RDP/MAS. Add the new Twilight comments to the doll and enjoy!

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>>30104655

It's adorable, and you guys suck.

>>30106921
This, it's super cute.

>>30104496
Aaaw. A little rough around the edges, but she has a potential. Have to make her more responsive.

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>>30104511
Not even a good-looking reskin at that, Starlily at least had a fucking snout. A company can't get any cheaper than this.

>>30106184
Hey, you idiot! I can buy Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends on S1-S7 on VHS and CGI special on Amazon.

>>30106020
It's still racist and it will kill the franchise and the toy sales.

>>30105258
But Anon, the fucked up babies are the most fun to have sex with !

>>30107100
>>30107104
Honestly I feel like whoever this is is someone who stumbled upon 4chan by accident and has unironic autism. I feel bad for him

>>30104496
What is that?? There is fanart that JOKE about toys looking like this.

>>30104496
> a week

> implying the blueprint of "Twibot improved" aren't already designed
> implying everything has already been pre-built
> implying someone won't find a way to get one in advance
I would be disappointed if the sexbot version isn't created one week BEFORE the official release.

>>30107443
He is literally mentally damaged.

>>30108369
Hey, leave him alone, faggot! He knows the movie will be a failure and he's not a psychic!

>>30108579
I'm gonna pursue you until the moment you decide to jump off a cliff you little tankie piece of shit.

>>30108604
How? You don't have a gun, you jackass!

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>>30108862
Kill yourself

>>30108960
Hell, no! McCarthy and Vogel musts be fired and go to hell!

>>30108604
>tankie
I can't tell if you mean this as in someone who likes Thomas the Tank Engine or a Stalin apologist.

>>30104664
The who in the what now?

>>30107003
It probably is the exact same chasis

>>30106662
Who do I throw my money at??

>>30109414
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39002142

TLDR; 'smart doll' is hackable as fuck by anyone and records conversations it has with children or overhears onto a cloud server.

>>30109455
Someone needs to hack the thing first. I'd also be willing to put some money towards a MAS-style talking Twilight.

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>>30104496
It looks like a cancerous dying dog and it makes me sad.

Seriously, guys, do you ever feel bad for shitty toys? They're made to resemble a lifeform, yet they're treated as a disposible piece of trash. I want this toy to be loved, but it's creepy and ugly and people won't attach sentimental value to it and cherish it. It makes me sad, ashamed to be human. And I won't fucking buy one either. WHAT THE FUCK AM I FEELING!?

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>>30109960
>shitty toys
Someone post that Rare greentext. You know the one.

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>>30110047
fuck you

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>>30110071
man fuck you i don't need this right now

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>>30110071
Thanks

>>30104496
it would be neat if plushy makers started selling new, good quality skins for it. with installation guides

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>>30104496
>Going into a Target
>Buyin' some ponies and shit for my niece, totally
>Stop in middle of aisle
>See this motherfucking robot from hell
>Stare at the box and look at this pony-themed Temrinator
>"I respond to SOUND and TOUCH!" is on it
>Huh
>brettyneat.jpg
>Wait a minute...
>Touch...
>And sound...
>HMMMMM...
>Have a dastardly idea
>Stare at cyberpone
>Inhale...
"...BITCH"
>The things robo-eyes flick on the robo-life
>"Hi! I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle™! And I love making friends!***"
>Oh my god, it fucking works
>It stops
>Try it again
"CUNT"
>"Wow! This is so much fun! Hee hee hee! Buy our toys!"
>do it again
"BITCH CUNT FUCK"
>"Wheeeeee!!"
>This amazing
>But now to test it's "touch"
>Unzip dick
>Start rubbing it against the thing
>Hear it's plastic joints from China crack delightfully as it responds to my magic johnson
>"Friendship is Magic™!!!"
>Start moaning as my succulent glands rub against her soft fur
>It keeps making responses as my one-eyed-snake becomes thicker than Amy Schumer's skull
>Two minutes go by, it continuing to make innocent, child-friendly responses as I violate it and its box by muh cock
>Finally cum on it
>Panting like a motherfucker
>Stare down at the thing's soulless android-eyes
>It winks
>"I love you™!"
>mfw

>>30104496
I'll get one, and scare my dog with it.

>>30104496
I want it. I need it.

>>30110754
This why you van't have nice things

>>30110071
Rarity's coat is offwhite though, it's actually a very light shade of grey much like Celestia's is a very light shade of pink

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>>30110754
I will nut on this thing and it's going to be glorious.

>>30110114
At least someone was nice to it.

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>>30110071
o fuck

>>30110071
ow

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>>30110071
...fuck