>"Too bad Spike isn't here...not that he's

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>>30083288
Yeah, I'm not sure adolf-kun.
Why did AB felt the need to do that?
I mean it wasn't even really funny, was it? They giggled.
All three giggled. While it was amusing, it wasn't funny. They could've smirked, or grinned. But they giggled.
Is applebloom is love with spikey wikey, and she keeps teasing him again and again and try to hide her feelings for him by mocking him all the time, even when he's not there, and scoot and SB just laugh because they know?
Tell me Anon, why did they giggled?

>>30083288
Spike fucking terrifies me. I would rather face most other dragons in the show put together.

God spike is pathetic

>>30083479
What is Spike going to do to you, cry until you die of laughter?

>>30083610
>all those books he lives with
>thinks he does not know a shitton of deadly techniques.
And his fire like all dragons would likely incinerate me.

>>30083615
Nah, you'd just find your flaming dick smacking Celestia in the face.

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>>30083473
AB x Spike confirmed

How would you even pierce his hide. As an aspiring knight he would likely disarm you of any magical sword you brought to bear.

>Spike is subject of mockery and jokes in whole Ponyville, including M6
>Twilight had learned about that some time go and tries to protect Spike from harsh truth, fearing it would destroy his, already feeble, ego
>She doesn't want Spike feeling like shit again like it happened in Canterlot

>spike was just was on errand to AJ
>promised to deliver jam to CMC clubhouse, while heading back
>closing to clubhouse
>hears constant laughter and giggling
>turned out, there was a broader meeting including soon-to-be-mares from school
>while closing in, he could pick up more words
>turns out they were talking about him
>carefully, not to make noise he did not want to distract them
>he could hear, that neither of mares here would date him; aj blurts out, that he is a little hideous to hang out for "realzies"
>Spike stifles his tears, he heard enough. Gently placing jams outside the doors, he steps back. He heard enough.

>While going back, he heard the most touchy topic - his crush on rarity, suddenly stops, his curiosity won over
>mares are trying to mimick her voice while trying to articulate "spikey-wikey"
>"oh my spikey-wikey, you are truly the greatest FRIEND a mare could ask for"
>"gosh, is Spike really that clueless?"
>"I'm pretty sure, he never heard about coltzone"
>SB mentions, that soon there will be 4th anniversary of not revealing his feeling to rarity
>laughing_mares.png
>this kills the Spike

>inb4 Spike goes into spiral depression
>he would fake his smile in front of Twilight and her friends
>later on Twilight and Rarity would notice his unusual quiet behavior, lack of enthusiasm and focusing on tasks more than ever

Anyway the truth should somewhat went out. I don't expect Spike going edgy or something.
More like with broken will, and instead of saying in front of mirror:
>looking good
it should be, like in Bojack
>this is all I am and all I ever be

Have no idea, how to handle his recovery.

>>30083743
Just say friendzone. Coltzone is stupid and out of place.

>>30083743
>Have no idea, how to handle his recovery.
Puberty.

>>30083769
>oh wow, Spike you look handsome now
>sorry for calling you an ugly lizard before
>let's hit the hay

>>30083615
>deadly techniques
>pet slave dragon
Spikefags on a suicide run.

>>30083743
Kek this satisfies my hate boner, i don't want him to recover.

>>30083743
Could we please get a green of this? Come on writefags, please? Just one story of broken-willed spike?

>>30083940
You're just mad he lives in a world of beautiful and hot ponies and you live in a shitty place.

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>you will never take Spike under your wing and mentor him

How about a green where Spike hits puberty, and realizes all his friends are girls? This leads to awkward erections during the day and sticky sheets at night. He spends most of his free time masturbating.

>>30084305
>forgetting his canon friendships with Big Mac, Thorax, and Discord

>>30084318

Fine, MOST of his friends are girls.

And Rainbow teases Spike about having wet dreams, saying stuff like, "Awww, did wittle Spikey wet the beddy-weddy?".

>>30083764
Dully noted.

>>30083769
Too cheap. As I mentioned here >>30083802

>>30084194
>>30083940
The point is, you might lead this in many directions. Though I have no idea,how it would end. I would love to have solid closure. It is actually harder, when Spike is not supposed to recover, while not turning into edgy jerk.

>Seven seasons in
>Still Rarity's cuck

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>>30084302
Is there a word for this?
Where you just want to protect a character and help them through life, when nobody else is doing it properly?
I'd happily be his brother.

>>30085304
It hurts to watch him.

>>30085304
>>30087937
Yeah, I liked the episode but that was painful
I thought he 'kind of' moved on
damn what a fucking whore, why isn't Twily saying anything
No nvm, I hope Starlight tells her, so we can see the moment she understands how bad she fucked up and cry like a bitch.

>>30087967
>>30087937
>>30085304
I don't understand how the staff doesn't find this super fucking creepy. One of the main complaints about the characters I've heard from normies is how weird it is.

>>30083479
You could probably kill him by just cumming on his face this is how shit he is.

>>30083288
>too bad Spike isn't here
>said this while looking at Sweetie Belle
What did they mean by this?

>>30088002
Well, there's still a part (I don't know if it's the majority really) that hates spike and loves to see him takes shit for no reasons.
See the friendship games intro, when Twilight literally crushes his face by opening the door and doesn't even say sorry.

>>30088356
idk Anon, see >>30083473

>>30088356
What?

>>30083288

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>>30088356
She saw them, she is teasing her

>>30087967
Wait, which episode are you talking about?

>>30092817
Aj's one. From yesterday

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>>30092822
But it was great... are you a pleb? we dont like tasteless plebs around here buddy

>>30093282
>I liked the episode but that part was painful
?
Try again

Why do writers always forget Secret of My Excess happened?

>>30083473
>implying is just AB
>Implying the three of them wont develop a crush on spike, ensuing rivalries in future episodes

>>30093355
Maybe, idk.
I was already surprised to see scootaloo swoon over justin bieber pone.
I /knew/ sweetie would, but not scoot, so that means even she is getting to that age.
I don't think hasbro will, tho.