RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

I want Lyly to peg me while I wear girly things

Ugh

I thought of something amusing

Telling ponies about Rugby
> Need to Hug the person with the ball to stop them from scoring
> Sometimes there are giant group hugs
> Panting sweaty stallions
> Some plot touching

>>30072541
Ahh, that new thread smell. Fresh with working links.

Crazyrain's archive is pretty old though. Most of the writers at the top are 100% dead and we have an updated google doc now. Maybe we should retire that one?

>>30072768
Not hating on your fetish, but fat pony general is this way
>>30071756
Wouldn't fat slutty mares be seen as creepy tuftbeards?

>>30072883
>>30072768

No harm in giving RGRE some real curves

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Got a quick idea about Equestria magic music
Prepare for minotaurs and a pic of a very shocked cowgirl hairstyle is WIP

>You are Anon, accidental extra-universal traveler.
>And you have been bitten even harder by the love bug.
>No, not a changeling.
>But rather you woke up this morning suddenly feeling a rush of emotion towards your minotaur girlfriend, Maritia.
>Just looking at a picture that you had of her in her sundress during a picnic the previous year, made your heart swell with love.
>You couldn't help it, but you started to sing and dance a little as your mind started to haze with thoughts of your wonderful and caring girlfriend.
>Some familiar music just started, but you couldn't care less about it's source as you continued your dance and singing.
>Because that silly mino is all the world to you!

>You are Maritia.
>And dear fucking lord, you are freaking the fuck out.
>You were bringing in some of Anon's favorite blueberry pancakes with some "special milk" for breakfast and the moment you opened the door, you were treated to the sight of Anon dancing on the fucking ceiling!
>As much as you wanted to shout, drop the tray or rush in to get him off the ceiling before he hurts himself while doing some combination of the two, you were so much in shock that you were stuck to that spot and watched him move from ceiling to wall to floor and mix it up occasionally.
>You've stood there for a full minute and he still hasn't noticed you.
>What the tittyfucking shit is going on?!
>And where the hell is that music coming from?!

sorry about that

>>30072768
I just love the way he draws ponies. No one is better

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>>30073007
>Be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Cadance to your friends. Candyass if they're pissed.
>A wide smile has graced your features as you listen to the thumping of the local alien's feet against what you think is the floor.
>It was tough getting all of these band members to the roof of Anon and his lover's roof, but by the stars, you did it.
>You don't recognize the music playing, but that didn't matter.
>What matters is the amount of love that is seeping through the boards of the house.
>While you knew that these two didn't need any help at all with both forming and maintaining their relationship, you thought it would be a good idea for you could help them along a bit just to be sure.
>Because those two are so cute together and you'll be damned if you don't help out with the wedding!
>A shiver goes down your spine when you imagine a grand wedding that mixed human and minotaur traditions together.
>Moving your head to the music, your smile grows bigger as you begin to hum to the tune.
>It's great being the Princess of Love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsoYyDlYU8M

>>30073001
>>30073007

I'm intrigued, and the girl minotaur is adorable. "With a tongue like a cow/She can make you go WOW"

Give us moar.

>>30073015
I'm in

>>30073015
FUCKING LoL, imagining her watching anon doing that crazy shit haha

>>30073017
>Give us moar.
I actually have an idea for a little extension.
Give me a day or two to write it and whip up a pic of a very angry Maritia looking down at a sheepishly smiling Cadance or something like that.

Or just the picture if the green doesn't pan out.

>>30072768
THICC

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>>30073007
TOO MUCH COW

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>>30073814
>>30073007

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>>30074126

>>30074126
Iron Wilma

>>30073814
NOT ENOUGH COW

>>30071864
I wish you, and thus us, the best of luck in your fight against the forces of the propeller kingdom soldier!

>>30073007
>minoshit
get out

>>30072581
Nah.
For those who're just joining us, we might as well keep it around.
Those of us who're regulars already know not to bother with that one, while the new guys will not have experienced any of the old crazyrain stuff anyway, so we might as well leave it up (IMO).

>>30072895
That's not "curves", that's "ham-planet" fat levels.

>After herd reaches certain number of mares they should invite another stallion, one colt can take care of only so much mares, so to not put too much strain on him another should be invited
>It's mare's job to find suitable stallion
>That's just how it works in Equestria, just part of their culture, created to protect stallions from being overwhelmed by mares

>Anon's herd is big enough that it's time to invite another stallion
>But he isn't interested in it, he can take care of all his mares, and he isn't cuck to share with some faggot
>Mares also aren't really interested, why would they put up with some lazy ass when Anon is a lot better than most stallions, he works and he doesn't expect any pampering from them
>They can go to bar, or watch action movies instead of rom-coms, also sex is good so they don't want to be with some whiny stallion

>But other ponies can't see it so they put pressure on them to protect poor Anon
>He surely can't handle all those mares
>Shenanigans ensue, when they can't convince his herd to add another colt, so they try to trick them
>Blind dates etc.

>>30074808
Ain't no anon gonna get cucked, but i do wonder how it would effect the selfish nature of humans in these matters.

>>30074808
How would you set up herded mares on blind dates when they aren't interested in dating?

>>30074808
this is fine as long as it doesnt stray into outragous goldigging cuck territory

if anon does relent to adding another stallion it should be a unanimous vote between all herd members

no just one or two mares that think its the best for all without asking everypone first

>>30074861
>>30074843
>>30074815

More like Anon and all his mares are opposed but ponies outside the herd don't know whole situation so they make assumption that mares in herd don't do their job (inviting another stallion) so the try to "help".

>>30074925
>anon fucks all his mares into unconsciousness
>in front of EVERYPONY
>nobody doubts anon can take care of his mares anymore

>>30074126
"If he doesn't want to fuck,
He's shit out of luck!"

>>30074808
I don't really get why you keep making this post. Are you interested in cuckoldry? Do you enjoy unnecessary relationship drama? What intrigues you about the idea of ponies pressuring a herd into accepting another stallion?

>>30073007
>>30073015
I could do with more.

>>30075118
Its a cuck from marital problems, the fucker keeps dropping by trying to get it. Just ignore him, only thing we should really consider would be this>>30074815
>>30074843
His mares saying they aren't interested and then Anon seeing the faggot, ending with the mares trying to drag him off the stallion before he dies.

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>>30074808
quit posting this cuck shit you dick slurping faggot

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>>30072571

>"Did you play this...sport, dear?"
"Oh yeah. I was a hooker, and a pretty good one."

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where were you when herds became canon

>>30075118
>>30075145
>>30075171

I never visited martial problems thread before. Idea was more about difference between pony culture and ours, and Anon opposing it. Every story about that that we already have is more about Anon being treated like women in twenties. I don't think there is any story about difference in the ways ponies and humans perceive relationships.
Hell I even clearly wrote that Anon isn't interested in being cucked.

>>30075171
Why don't you go be a cuck in some other shed

>>30073007
Dat filename
Rip my sides

>>30076542
The fuck's a cuck shed?

i like how
>>30074070
just Ctrl+C'd ghouls' name and his trip as though no one would know

>>30077442
So, someone's definitely fucking with the RGRE threads. Again, why?

>>30072768
If you touch ny fucking burger I will knock your teeth out you fucking goblin

>>30077529
We are too successful or something...though seeing as Gookmoot has some SJW tendencies floating around him, I could see some friction being generated for the existence of this thread.

Bump 8 m8

I'm pretty sure it makes me turbo autistic that I can't stand Pinkie because some anons write her as breaking the established laws of the story.
All depictions of her suffer from my inability to differentiate the Pinkies in different stories.

>>30074808
>It's an Anon gets pissed at the thought of a herd except when it's just a harem for himself episode.

Maybe it's because I'm just not into the herd stuff at all, but Anon seems more like the "whiny stallions" he always complains about when he spergs out about this.

>>30076531
The way the prompt was written, it sounded like the cucking might be forced on him, hence the vehement reaction of Anons here.
However, you do have a good point, in that it would be interesting for ponies and humans to have different expectations about relationships.
Maybe something like, one of the herdmares got pregnant before the Alpha, because the alpha is barren. The public doesn't know the alpha is barren, and are scandalized.

Or

Anon is dating a mare, but not her best friend. While the three of them are okay with it, the public still expects them to herd up.

Or

Since Anon is the only human, the government wants to artificially inseminate females of various races, in hopes of making a stable hybrid to carry on the human race.

>>30078748
>hybrid

No. Shoo. Back to Satyr General with you.

>>30078933
Suppose the hybrid is something like a d&d dragonborn, that is to say, more of a fusion than a sharp delineation at the waist?

>Luna hypnotises Celestia as a typical sisterly prank.
>Unfortunately, a hypnotised Celestia is lead to believe Anon is her colt-friend.
>Luna is horrified she just set an amorous Celestia on her friend, and the counter-signal isn't working.
>Anon is baffled when Celestia suddenly shows up at his door, intent on wooing him.
>...
>Welp, having a Best Friend Brother-in-Law, or BFBIL as Twilight Sparkle would say, wouldn't be too bad.
>...
>Right?

>>30079100
meh
>Anon is hypnotised by Cadence by accident, in an attempt at 'matchmaking' at the same time as Luna's prank
>Ponies have to try to pry the two hypnotised 'lovers' apart long enough to find a way to snap them out of it

Hearts and Hooves redux

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>>30079100
>>30079320
>Little did either Cadence or Luna know, but the spells they cast didn't do what they thought they did.
>All the hypnosis on Celestia did was make her stop lying to herself about her own feelings for her human friend. The loves was always there, but her own doubts and inhibitions kept it chained down.
>On Anon, Cadence's spell simply gave him the nerve to act on what his heart wanted. Celestia. Before that, he didn't have the courage to face the rejection he was sure to get. After all, who would want to be with a marely ape?
>Neither were truly hypnotized, since pulling total hypnosis on an alicorn is beyond difficult, and human minds and bodies just aren't receptive to magic.
>Cadence and Luna have no idea that all their failing Wile E Coyote level break-up shenanigans are being pulled on two who are actually in love.

>>30078986
So a furry then.

>>30079835
If that says your need to be condescending, sure. Celestia is a huge furfag, but she lacked the necessary human component. After years of slowly tempting Twilight to the fur side, her prize student summons a human. Unfortunately, the human is male, and so Celestia has to be more circumspect about her fetish breeding program.

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>>30079481

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>>30079481
it's beautiful

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>>30079481
w-would read

>>30079481
>When nothing works, it's time to do it by force.
>Luna does her best for Celestia.
>Candence just use her magic to make barriers to contain Anon in his house.
>Both, Luna and Candece, learn that love can do anything if there's a problem.
>In Luna's case, love can free Celestia from her castle.
>Love and a threat of never rising the sun.
>And in Cadence's case, love can go throug anything.
>Love and of course, a sledgehammer.

>>30080776
Sorry, writing on the way home.
The bus is full.

Anyone know when CaptainAnon is going to come back and continue the Hunter Anon story?

>>30077442
>>30077529
>missing letters and characters
>switching up letters
>it was some beleaguered dyslexic bastard who was honestly only making mistakes at first >now his unkindled autistic rage has been awakened, set free because of the mockery he's received from the people of RGRE, people he thought to be his friends
>some believe he still lurks the RGRE threads to this day, attempting to gain back the respect of his peers in the shadows, but he is continuously foiled over and over by his disability
>and his hubris
>starring vin deisel

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>>30079481
Sunhorse was made for romance

>>30080990
YES

>>30075118
WTF is it with zero reading comprehension these days? The prompt rather specifically directs that be it her anon nor his herd wants another stallion. It is a story about REJECTING cuck. How is that not blindingly clear to you?

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<<<<<<30080950
>beleaguered dyslexic bastard
>starring vin deisel
>deisel
Leave.

>>30080990
i could never tell if it's positive or not

>>30081012
Because the prompt was also clear that the other ponies were ignoring/disbelieving the rejection.

It's like if someone made a prompt about ponies eat each other's poop, and Anon rejects the practice, and so ponies try to trick him into eating their poop.
That completely looks like a scat prompt, even though the Anon in the story is rejecting it.
(Public Disclaimer: I do not endorse scat, it is gross)

>>30074808
complete bs wouldn't bother reading

>7

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>>30081094
Oh fuck, it was me! It was me all along! I was the SKELETON ALL ALONG

>>30074808
Yous a KEK famu

>>30074942
Need more green of this

>>30079481
This could work, but I have to say it; not RGRE enough.

So I left this thread a few months ago because of apparent out of control shit posting was driving the writers away, has it recovered yet or is it still going without actual green for up to 3 days?

>>30083084
We were getting greens the last couple of days, I guess today is just slow

>>30083094
Good, because I like this general. But it was fucking barren of stories and was filled with nothing but prompts and drama.

>>30083107
Shitstorm season seems to be over for the time being, maybe the screeching autists wandered off to other threads.

>>30083120
Nah, they just try to kill it through other means, like stealth bumping. We just don't hear them anymore...for now anyways.

>7 again

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Just give it time guys

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>>30083418
what's she saying?

>>30078748
You could say the sky is blue and one autistic person in this thread would rail on for the next 3 about how its green derailing the entire thing.
Really, you cant talk about stories or ideas in thread because of these people, because they got it in their head that anons heard is going to fuck every stallion in front of them and they will screech at you till you just stop and either fall in line with kinderquestria style stories or fuck off entirely.

Honestly kind of miss old aie where half the fun was talking about ideas for stories and bouncing them around.

>>30080776
>"Cadence, I'll ask you one more time, can you please drop the magic and let me out of my house?
>You think this over a little bit before you say
"No Anon, this is for your own good. You shouldn't be in love with Celestia. It was all a mistake of my magic that made you feel that way you are"
> you feel a bit ashamed
"Honestly I'm sorry that I used my magic and how painful this must be for you to endure"
>but anon just sighs, looks at you saying "find have it your way cadence. When I get out of this room I'm going to kick you in the ass so goddamn hard you taste leather"
>you gulp and sweat a little bit it that threat
>it's not like a stallion to actually follow through with violence
>but then again anon isn't a stallion
>You're a little bit relieved when you remember anon can't really do shit to magic
>you sit down and you decide not to look at anon as puppydog eyes might actually work on you
>all that ends the moment you hear a loud crash and cracking
>startled you look back your magic barrier and it has cracks in it
>You see anon and he has a very big hammer
"anon please don't do this"
>anon readies the next swing
"anon it's just magic, let that fade"
>he swings and you duck as a few particles hit you
>you look down at his feet and to your horror he has giant boots on
>your tempted to run away but you also don't want to let him out
>the next swing puts a hole in the barrier
>"These are steel toed boots princesse shipit, one last chance knock it down"
>you gulp thinking of all your options
>you've always wanted the try anal
>but not like this
>before you're able to bring down the spell anon breaks through the wall
>he looks at you
>he's pissed he starts running
>you snap out of it and run
>be Princess cadence, shipping Queen extraordinaire, in fear of losing anal virginity to a very big steel toed boot

>>30083451
Seems the only place you can actually get away with even considering a herd with more than one stallion around here, is with Candyass and Shiny, because they're already (usually) a package deal.

I don't think I could personally handle any other dudes in my herd, but it's not a concept that isn't worth exploring from a story perspective.

It does make a bit of sense that it would come into play, even in RGRE, when a herd gets big enough.

It's easy to mishandle it horribly, but it should be doable and at least something that can be talked about. It shouldn't be taboo merely to discuss it.

>Mega Herd
>More like two smaller herds with some overlap
>Each guy has 1-3 mares exclusively for himself, and a few more that they share
>The tradeoff for the mares is that you can either have double the dick but less of an emotional connection to either, or one who's more attached/dedicated to you

Maybe it's a shit idea, but it could have some interesting dynamics going on.

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>>30083505
>be Princess cadence, shipping Queen extraordinaire, in fear of losing anal virginity to a very big steel toed boot
holy shit, my sides

>>30083524
Personal point of autism here, I could easily handle more then one stallion in the herd. Likely I could never have kids, and lets be 100% honest here, males that aren't of plot significance in equestria all are more or less feminine enough for me not to care. Ever see the one hentai where the bishonen steals a guys wife, he gets caught in the act, and the husband says 'no one is stealing my wife, i will make you both my women' and that's how I see that going down.

But let's be honest here that's already assuming that they got past me and I'm okay with them even being in the herd at all. And let's just assume that one of my mares decide that she would rather break off and have their own herd with him, while it would suck so long as it is in handled in that one twilight rainbow applejack fic then while it would hurt I'd at least be able to get over it.

But you walk in a pretty fine line between what could be acceptable and what's going into cuck territory and I think everyone wants to avoid going there because nobody likes NTR.

>>30083120
It's true, they went over to the fat pony thread and started getting pissy about how how much fat was acceptable.

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>>30083647
>Ever see the one hentai where the bishonen steals a guys wife, he gets caught in the act, and the husband says 'no one is stealing my wife, i will make you both my women' and that's how I see that going down.
S-source?

>8

>7

Come the fuck on RGRE

>>30085355
Shit man, people are still waking up and the cup's on in about an hour. Give 'em some slack.

something to keep the thread going

in light of the episode about two stallions fighting over 1 mare, how would that translate into RGRE? or what exactly the mare would feel being fought over by two stallions?

>>30085504
considering it's RGRE it'd be the equivalent of having two thirsty women fighting over you, just apply how you'd probably react to that situation and apply it to the mare in this one

>>30085537
but considering the two thirsty women are the rarer sex, how would it been seen by the population other than

"that lucky bastard"

>>30085355
no

is kill

>>30083505
Aside from the shit-ton of typos, fun idea.

>Twilight has to go to Canterlot for official Princess Business (in reality, a tea-party catchup with Luna, Celestia, and Cadence).
>When she returns, she discovers Starlight Autism has nabbed herself a colt-friend.
>She's also moved out and into his home.
>"I was only gone for two days!"
>She'd be ecstatic that her student has advanced so quickly in "interpersonal relationships".
>..If it weren't Anon, that is.
>Anon, who has an "odd" view of gender-roles.
>Anon, who is typically so surly it unnerves even Pinkie.
>Anon, who threw Applejack into a tree after she took offence to his not liking apples that much.
>Anon, who... who...
>...is laughing.
>You've never heard him laugh before.
>...It's kinda freaking you out.
>Dilemma ensues as impressionable Starlight begins picking up human social norms, not pony.
>And is happy.

>>30085870
Would the story be from Twiggle's PoV or from GlimGlam's? Either way, I'd read it.

>>30086313
Twi's, I guess, given her freaking out, I guess?

>>30085870

This sounds hilarious.

>>30083647
>Multi stallion herds are run like tiered clans.
>The other stallions in the herd are sub-servant to first one.
>The lead stallion is the only one allowed to touch the alpha mare. The others trying to make a move on her is an offence worthy of expulsion.
>The other mares have to bear at least one foal from the lead stallion first before the others are allowed to impregnate them. Romance and sex that doesn't produce foals is fine, though.
>And since the other stallions are sub-servant, the leader, the alpha mare, or any children of the alpha pair can call upon them to do anything. ANYTHING. Same goes for lower level mares.
>Copping out and leaving to form your own herd is seen as a mark of shame and ungratefulness, so once you're in, you STAY in.
>In return, however, the alpha stallion is in charge of the caretaking of the entire clan and has to manage everything. The alpha mare, meanwhile has to co-ordinate with the other mares to ensure that the stallions and foals are provided for.
>It's still sort of a shitty deal for the lower level members, since either of the alpha's being assholes will ruin it for everyone, so the system fell out of favor for smaller, one stallion herds.
>A rare few multi stallion herds still exist, but are largely shrouded in mystery as they keep to themselves.

>>30085870

>There will be a reaction.
>A stallion working to bring the bread to home.
>A mare staying home and doing nothing.
>Stallion are stranged and offended.
>Mares are angry and hating.
>Some of them are jealous.
>The construction mares in the building that Anon works are kind of ok.
>They talk to the engineer of the place about the desing of a new building right besides Anon's house.
>The engineer thinks is to have a reason to be near Starlight and kick her ass.
>But then they tell her to desing a shed.
>As a gift for Anon's girlfriend.
>Anon needs Mares, given that the one he has can't asume her role.
>Maybe a group of Anon's work friends and an engineer can change that
>[Engineering Intensifes]

Again, at the bus on my way back.

>>30086884
...so weird hillbilly clans

>>30086884
So there's literally no benefit for stallions to join unless they want one of the non-alpha females in the herd?

>>30087012
Writing on the bus doesn't work.

>>30085870
>>30086884

I've always loved the 'Anon turns Starlight into the perfect housewife' prompt and am finally happy to see it get some attention.

>>30087141
They get a larger number of mare providing for them, and the (assumed) influence of the alphas protecting and managing things for them.

Would be nice if no one wanted to fuck with you because you're in big dick mcgee's herd

>>30086884
All of ponyville, sans a few of the already established relationships before anon came is part of anons herd.
Because most mares have their own homes and own shit going on, The herd just expanded naturally.

All over equestria mares in shit situations hear about ponyville and the endless dicking machine they have and decide to look into it.

The few stallions who are allowed in are heavily vetted and typically only interested in one mare.

Come tax time, celestia learns of the biggest herd in her country and that twilight is part of it, so she has to schedule a special trip to ponyville so see for herself.

>>30087613
So you basically become a servant/slave for safety?

>>30087683

>But with just one stallion in that herd?

>>30087803
It's how kingdoms functioned.
The peasants didn't pay taxes because they believed in a greater good but because they wanted the security that being on the good side of the nobility brought.

>>30086884
>>And since the other stallions are sub-servant, the leader, the alpha mare, or any children of the alpha pair can call upon them to do anything. ANYTHING. Same goes for lower level mares.

This is where it went too far. Even feudal serfs weren't slaves.

This is more like what would happen if you're Alpha Mare was Nightmare Moon or Chrysalis

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Hey, I got the last chapter for Fleur

>>30088131

>“Look up at the ceiling and lift up a hoof for me. Smile too.”
>It was very late in the studio. Most ponies, both models, regular staff, and even the agents had left hours ago. The few ponies that were there were clearly exhausted. Some were leaning against one another for support, some would nod off every few moments, only for another equally exhausted pony to nudge them awake. There were even a few ponies that were curled up on the floor, snoozing away just a few feet from the shoot.
>Fleur herself was feeling just as tired as the rest of her staff. It had been a hard few weeks. >They had gone full tilt in trying to get their shoot finished, taking what was usually six months of work and condensing it into two. The hours had been long and relentless, and the breaks had been far and few in between. And it was beginning to show.
>The supermodel’s head hurt, and her body ached from all of the posing. No matter how many cups of coffee she drank she couldn’t quite keep her eyelids from drooping. It was only through the small miracles that her makeup staff performed twice a day that she didn’t look like a complete and total wreck.
>But there was light at the end of the tunnel. After busting their flanks for so long, they were nearly done. Just a few more photos and they could call this season wrapped up.
>“Good. Now turn toward the camera and smile. Not a happy one, but one of those unsure smiles. Yeah, good, just like that.”
>Anon looked the most exhausted out of everyone. With his camera work, editing, and sending pictures to Photo and other producers, the human might have gotten ten hours of sleep this week. Fleur honestly had no idea how he was still on his feet, let alone taking pictures.
>“Now turn. Look over your shoulder and give me a saucy look. Saucier. There you go.”
>Fleur, humming to herself in an attempt to stay awake, held her pose as her photographer took a flurry of photos.

>>30088139

>“Keep holding that pose, hon,” he said, slowly walking around her. “I just need to a side shot and…”
>With one last click of his camera, Anon let out a relieved sigh. Letting the camera fall from his face, he turned around and looked at the few ponies left conscious.
>“Alright! I think that’s it,” he said with a smile. “We’re all done here!”
>He let out an explosive sigh, his shoulders sagging. “Fucking finally…”
>For several seconds, no one moved, many still processing what the human had just said. But eventually ponies began to smile. This smiling turned into excited chatter, and the excited chatter turned into cheering. The ponies that were out cold were woken up, and after a quick explanation they began cheering as well.
>“Whoo!”
>“Bucking finally!”
>“Now we can go to sleep!”
>Fleur let her hoof fall to the floor. She then let out a tired giggle, watching as ponies threw hats and whatever else they could get their hooves into the air and danced around like a bunch of excited foals.
“[i]Oh, Celestia merci[/i],” she said, bowing her head. “We’re finally done…”
>A gaggle of designers quickly trotted over to the mare and proceeded to help her out of her dress, chattering excitedly to themselves. Fleur hugged each and every one of them, whispering her thanks for all of the hard work that they had done. The mares usually giggled, a tease or joke on the tip of their tongues, which had her laughing along with them.

>>30088151

>There were as many hugs as were words of encouragement and congratulations. If these mares and stallions hadn’t been as exhausted as they were, every single one of them, Fleur included, would have gone out to a restaurant or bar and celebrated. But, they were all far too tired for such silliness, and it was quickly decided that their party would need to be on another day, after they all had gotten a good night’s rest. Ponies slowly began to trickle out of the studio in pairs, then groups, until only Fleur and Anon were left.
>“Welp, I got about a thousand pictures to look through when we get home,” Anon said, looking down at his camera.
“[i]Non[/i], when we get home the two of us have a bed waiting for us, [i]mon amour[/i],” Fleur said, hopping up onto her back legs and giving her human’s cheek a kiss. “Congratulations on finishing your first photo shoot by the way, Anon.”
>“I don’t think I’ve been this tired since I was in high school and me and a couple of my buddies tried to stay up for ten whole days,” Anon said with a sigh, leaning up against the unicorn and resting his head on her shoulder.
Fleur let out a giggle, wrapping a hoof around his shoulder as she gave the top of his head a kiss. “Why would you do such a silly thing?”
>“Some kid from our high school said that all of these people were doing it because if you stayed up long enough you had hallucinations,” Anon replied, closing his eyes and nuzzling his cheek against his marefriend’s silky soft fur. “We all wanted to see a Pokémon, so we decided to do it.”
“What the hay is a [i]Pokémon[/i]?”
>“Little cartoon monsters that you can catch and fight with.”
Though Fleur had no idea why anyone would want to see something as terrifying as a fighting monster, she found herself nodding anyway. “And did you see these monsters?”

>>30088164

>“Nope. I do remember seeing this freaky clown though. That sucker was ten feet tall with the biggest shoes that I’ve even seen. He was also green… for some reason…”
>Realizing that he was going to fall asleep if he didn’t start moving, Anon lifting his head from Fleur’s shoulder.
>“And congratulations on gettin’ all of this shit finished,” he said, giving her a peck on the lips. “Now we can start packing for home.”
>A shiver of excitement ran up the length of Fleur’s spine, and though her body wanted nothing more than to fall onto the floor and shut down her backside wiggled.
“[i]Oui[/i]. Are your parents ready for us?”
>“Yeah,” Anon nodded rubbing his face. “Ol’ mom’s cleaning out the guest room as we speak.”
The smile on Fleur’s face widened. “[i]Bien[/i]. I can’t wait to meet your parents.”
>“They can’t wait to meet you either. Dad wrote that mom’s nearly bouncing off the walls she’s so excited that I finally found someone.”
>Scratching his chin, Anon made his way over to his table, where his computer and printer were sitting. Sitting down onto a stool, he put his camera down and started plugging it into his computer.
>Fleur watched as he worked, wiggling again. In just a few days’ time she’d be going over to a whole other world to represent her nation. But not only that, she’d meet her human’s family, see the streets he walked when he was younger, witness the city that he spoke so fondly of. All of that more than made up for these last few hectic weeks.
Giggling to herself, she trotted over and sat in the stool next to Anon. “Svengallop and a few officials are going to be coming to the estate in a day or so to go over a few things with us.”

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>“I’m sure they are. Before I came over here we must have spent a month going to meetings and orientations and a bunch of other stuff. I’m sure if we hadn’t been so busy lately they’d have been puttin’ us through all of that weeks ago.”
Wrapping her hooves around Anon’s free arm, Fleur pressed her side against his. “Do you think your family will like me?”
>“My brother is gonna love you to bits, and my mom probably will too,” Anon replied with a yawn. “My dad might be a little iffy, and some of the neighbors are gonna to be confused, but it probably won’t be that bad.”
“Good. If they’re anything like you I’m sure I’ll love them as well,” the unicorn said, giving his cheek a kiss.
>Anon smiled as he flipped over his camera and opened up the bottom. Pressing a finger against a tiny compartment, he watched as a memory chip popped out.
>“I’m gonna need to put this sucker in the computer, otherwise downloadin’ everythin’ that’s on it is gonna take forever. It’d also be a good idea to get this camera charged for a bit so it doesn’t up and die before we get home,” he said, carefully grabbing the chip with his pointer finger and thumb. “So we’re still gonna be here for a little while.”
“I thought I told you no working right now, [i]mon amour[/i],” Fleur said, poking his belly.
>“If I don’t get it done now I’m gonna forget to do it when I wake up,” her photographer said, giving his cheek a couple of slaps. “If you wanna go home right now that’s fine. I’ll be right behind you when all of this is done.”
“[i]Non[/i], I won’t leave you,” Fleur said, shaking her head. “A mare is with her stallion ‘till the end.”
>Anon’s smile widened just a hair. “I don’t think whoever said that meant the end to be the end of a photo shoot.”
“They didn’t say that it wasn’t either!” Fleur said, puffing her chest out.

>>30088198

>Anon chuckled just as Fleur knew he would, turning his head to give her a peck on the lips. >Before he could pull away, Fleur twisted around in her chair, wrapped her hooves around his neck, and pulled him into a proper kiss. Anon, though surprised, managed to push the memory chip into the correct slot of his computer before returning the kiss.
>The unicorn let out a hum, parting her lips and letting her tongue slip out of her mouth. Her wet muscle prodded at her human’s lips, asking for admittance. Anon, with a throaty chuckle, opened his mouth, allowing her inside.
>Tired as they were, there wasn’t much ferocity in the kiss. It was slow and careful. Their tongues didn’t so much battle each other as caress. There was still passion in the kiss however, and because of this passion the two felt themselves waking up.
>Anon’s hands slowly made their way down the length of Fleur’s body, teasing and touching every inch of his mare that he could, until he reached her rump. Fleur let out a muffled giggle when she felt those strong fingers of his digging into her cutiemarks.
“Is my flank really that interesting, [i]mon chéri[/i]?” she asked, breaking the kiss to give his nose a playful nip.
>“If you had hands you’d have trouble keeping yours off this thing too,” Anon replied, giving her cheeks a particularly rough squeeze.
>Fleur let out a quiet groan as Anon, pressing his lips against hers once again, lifted her off her stool and plopped her into his lap.
“You know, more than a few of the other models think that—ah~! That my backside—Oh, just like that [i]mon cher[/i]! Is too big,” she said, wiggling her rump as her human continued to lavish it with affection.
>“Never tell me which ponies say that, because if I find out who’s tellin’ tales they’re gettin’ a bap on the nose,” Anon said, growling.

>>30088242

>Fleur let out another giggle, though this one was far more breathless. She pressed more of her body against her human’s, savoring his warmth and scent. The unicorn could feel his cock slowly hardening as she grinded against it, but not quickly enough.
>It had been a very long few weeks for the two of them, weeks so packed and hectic that they hadn’t gotten any time to themselves. No time for intimacy, no time to explore each other’s bodies. If they were lucky they might have been able to get a bit grabby in the showers and share a quick kiss or two. And Fleur was sick of it.
>Fleur let out a needy, and almost frustrated, groan, grinding herself against him with a little more fervor.
>“I thought you said we had a date with a bed, hon,” Anon said.
“It is wrong to want to play with my stallion after such a busy shoot?” the unicorn demanded, leaning down to suck on his neck.
>“I’m not saying that, I’m just saying that maybe we should wait until we’re home to start getting’ grabby.”
>Picking her head up, Fleur was about to answer his question, when an idea came to mind. An idea that she was sure both of them would enjoy very much.
“Because there’s something we can do here that we can’t do at the mansion, [i]mon amour[/i],” she said, giving him one last quick kiss before wiggling out of his lap. “Come along, dear. Make sure to bring your camera.”
>“The camera? What are we gonna use that for?”
“You’ll see.”
>“This thing’s internal memory isn’t gonna hold all that much.”
“It’ll be fine. Now get your butt up and follow me.”
>Anon, though puzzled, rose from his seat and unplugged his camera. He followed his mare toward a more secluded part of the studio, away from the front door and many of the windows.
>“So, what are we doin’ back here?” he asked, looking around.

>>30088258

>The tip of Fleur’s horn glowed. With a series of spells, she levitated over lights, backgrounds, props, and anything else she could get her hooves on. While she ran her hooves through her mane, changing it from prim and proper to messy and alluring, she began setting everything up.
>Though she was nowhere near the level of the stage ponies and prop designers when it came to things like this, she was still able to set up a nice scene. It was nothing special, just a table and a few knick-knacks in front of a white background, but it would do well enough for what she had in mind.
“I thought that you’d like to take a few pictures for the road,” she said, making sure to put the lighting at its lowest setting.
>Sauntering over to the table, she peered over her shoulder and gave her human a look that brought a blush to his cheeks. Propping herself up onto the table, she stuck her rump out and flicked her tail out of the way.
“Just a few for our [i]personal[/i] use~”
>To her delight, Anon nearly dropped his camera, his eyes widening in shock when she gave her flank a teasing wiggle. “You want to do that here?”
“Of course. Why not end our last session with a bit of fun?”
>Anon opened his mouth to reply, but she rolled onto her back, exposing even more of herself to him. His mouth immediately shut, those blue eyes of his drinking in her form.
>“I…” His nose scrunched up. “I think I should say something about us gettin’ caught by someone… Or somethin’ like that.”
>Fleur let out an overly loud moan, savoring that special feeling that one only had when they were about to do something filthy at their place of work. She spread her legs as far as she could, reaching down with a hoof to tease her sex.
“There is no one else here, my love,” she said, her back legs twitching from pleasure. “And there won’t be for many hours. We’re all alone, and we can do whatever we want.”

>>30088270

>She picked her head up and looked at her flustered, red-faced human, humming as she felt heat making its way into her lower belly. “So, [i]mon humain[/i]. Why don’t you ask me to strike a few poses?”
>Anon looked at the supermodel, tapping a closed fist against his bottom lip. His eyes narrowed thoughtfully, and he let out a hum of his own. Quietly, he thought over the ramifications and consequence of what he was about to do. After several seconds of this he finally nodded, lifting his camera up to his face.
>“Fuck it. I’d be a jagoff not to do somethin’ like this… Alright, back on your belly.”
>Fleur did as she was asked, once again flicking her tail out of the way to expose her marehood.
>Anon let out a whistle, giving his head a shake before snapping a few pictures. “Wew… Alright, now look over your shoulder and—yeah, just like that. Just like that…”
>For the next ten minutes, the wet dream of every colt, stallion—though they’d never admit it—and dirty magazine recruiter came to life. Fleur did every dirty thing that her photographer asked and then some. Pressing her cheek against the floor with her backside sticking high into the air, exposing her teats, playing with her marehood, opening her mouth nice and wide to show her warm, wet mouth and her long, thick tongue. She did it all.
>As the poses became more and more erotic, Anon became more and more flustered. He began pausing in the middle of asking for a pose and just looked at her. He started squirming in place. The bulge in his pants became more noticeable, and his photography became sloppier and sloppier. Still, he managed to power through almost a hundred pictures before letting his camera drop from his face.
>“A-Alright. I think that’s all I can put on this thing,” he said, wiping a bead of sweat from his brow.

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Fleur awed, rolling onto her belly and resting her head in her hooves. “Are you sure, [i]mon amour?” she asked, her back legs kicking. “There’s no room for [i]one[/i] more photo?”
>She blew a kiss at her human, who let out a groan.
>“You’re killing me here, woman,” he said, covering a face with a hand.
The supermodel let out a giggle, rolling off of the table and standing up. “Aw, does my poor [i]bébé[/i] need some relief?”
>The tip of her horn glowed, and with a spell she unbuttoned and unzipped his pants.
“Why don’t you come over here for some [i]close up[/i] shots?”
>Anon perked up, eagerly taking a step toward her. He nearly took another one when he looked down at his camera and frowned. Whipping around, he looked for a place to put it. Thankfully for him, Fleur was already one step ahead. With a spell, his camera disappeared with a pop, teleported next to his computer and printer.
“Come my love. [i]Venez et aimez votre jument[/i]~”
>Not bothering to take his clothes off, Anon rushed over and lifted the unicorn bodily into the air.
>Fleur laughed, wrapping her back legs around his middle as he laid her back on the table. With a spell, she pushed his pants and underwear down, allowing his cock to spring free.
“Yes. Yes. Rut your [i]jument[/i],” she said, biting her lip as she felt his member sliding against her inner thigh. “Fill me up!”
>Anon smiled, kissing Fleur deeply. Placing his hands on her hips, he thrust his hips slowly, rubbing his mushroom-like head against the lips of her marehood. The table creaked as his hip connected against her rump with a meaty thud. Fleur whimpered, her back legs twitching.
>Pulling back, Anon bucked his hips with a little more force once, then twice more, holding onto the unicorn tightly as she squirmed underneath him.
“Don’t tease me, you [i]brute[/i],” she demanded, tightening her grip around his middle.

>>30088297

>Anon grinned. “I’m just makin’ sure you’re ready to go.”
“I am ready to go!” Fleur growled, grabbing his member with her magic and angling it downward for proper penetration. “Now fill me up, for Celestia’s sake!”
>Taking a deep breath, Anon pressed his cock against Fleur’s cunny. Slowly, he began to push himself into his mare.
>Fleur let out a squeak when she felt the first inch of him entering her. That squeak turned into a moan as he continued pushing, forcing her marehood to accommodate his length and girth.
Inch after hard, throbbing inch, entered the mare, filling her up like she hadn’t been filled in a long time. Her human was as large as his size suggested. If she had been a regular-sized mare she might not have been able to take him, and even with her size advantage it was proving to be a challenge.
“[i]Merde. Celestia. Zut. Merde. Merde. Merde[/i]!” she whimpered into her lover’s mouth, her eyes crossing.
>When his hips touched hers, she let her head fall back onto the table, her heart beating a mile a minute. Anon, released the breath that he was holding, a hazy, far-off look in his eyes.
>“Are you… are you alright there, hon?” he asked, trying to catch his breath.
“[i]Le foin sain est-il grand![/i]”
>“…What?”
Fleur rolled her hips, causing her human to grit his teeth. “Buck me, please. Buck me!”
>Slowly, Anon pulled his back, sliding his cock out of her. Fleur wiggled and moaned, both unhappy that he no longer filled her and pleasure-racked as he withdrew. When just his tip was left inside of her he took a deep breath and pushed his hips forward once again.
“Yes. Just like that, [i]mon amour[/i],” Fleur said, cupping his face with her hooves. “Just l-like that.”

>>30088313

>Anon was gentle at first. He took his time, testing just how much his mare could take. Soon, however, he began to pick up the pace. The table creaked and groaned as his thrusts increased tempo. Wet, meaty slaps filled the air, along with moans.
“[i]Oui. Oui. Oui. OUI. OUI[/i]!” Fleur groaned, grinding her hips against her human’s as he bottomed out inside of her. “Harder, Anon, ha—buck~!”
Her back arched and her eyes snapped shut tightly. “Yesssss~”
>Anon grunted and growled, slamming into her with more and more ferocity. His fingers groped and dug into her flank, giving him more leverage to thrust.
>“Fucking hell…” he panted. “Fucking…”
>His member throbbed, releasing a spurt of precum inside of Fleur. The unicorn’s marehood flexed around his cock, trying to coax more out of him even as she felt the heat in her belly building up.
Her eyes slowly opened, and grew huge. “[i] Celestia. Celestia m'aide. Il va—BUCK![/i]”
>She let out a scream as her pleasure boiled over and she came. Her marehood clamped down onto her lover’s manhood, trying to bring him to orgasm as well, but Anon simply continued to thrust, not slowing down even as Fleur tensed and bucked underneath him, coating his groin in her cum.
“[i]Enculer! Salope[/i]! Buck! BUCK!”
>Anon let out a groan on his own, trying his hardest to weather the alien yet very pleasurable feeling of being milked for his seed. He buried himself to the hilt inside of Fleur, just staying there for a few moments, waiting for her orgasm to subside so that she just laid there limply on the table, panting and soaked with sweat.
>“You… You holding up al—”
“Yes!” Fleur moaned.
>Anon twitched, his cock firing off another spurt of pre. “Do you think you’ll be good to kee—”
“Buck me!” Fleur demanded, slapping his ass as hard as she could with her magic. “Buck me! Fill me up! Cum in me, you [i]étalon[/i]!”

>>30088320

>Letting out a noise that sounded suspiciously like a yelp, the human once again began thrusting, much to the unicorn’s delight. She reached up, wrapping her hooves around his neck and pulling him into another kiss.
>A bolt of pleasure from her overly-sensitive marehood caused her to gasp. She quickly broke the kiss, her face contorting with pleasure as she felt that heat once again build.
“[i]Quand vas-tu finalement cum? Peux-tu même cum ta grande bête?[/i],” she said, biting her lip and arching her back. “[i]Essaye-tu de me ruiner ou[/i]—BUCK!”
>Another orgasm, just as strong as the first, slammed into Fleur. She let out another scream while Anon’s thrusts became quicker and sloppier. One of the table’s legs cracked, under a particularly savage thrust, nearly sending it, Fleur, and him to the floor.
>Anon groaned, grabbing the unicorn’s tail and yanking on it each time he hilted. He could feel that familiar ticklish sensation building up inside of him.
>“Fleur… I’m gonna—fucking… I’m gonna cum soon,” he said, biting his lip. “Where do you want—?”
“If you do it anywhere—ah~! other than—BUCK! inside I’m never going to speak to you again!” Fleur cried, locking her back legs around him so that he had no hope of pulling out even if he wanted to. “Now cum inside me! [i]Faites-moi votre jument[/i]!”
>With a groan, Anon hilted one final time. His fingers dug into Fleur’s flank and his body tensed. >“Fuck.”
>Fleur moaned, pressed her backside against his hips as he felt the first load of the human’s cum fire out his tip. Just as that spurt finished, his cock twitched, sending another rope of sperm into her deepest depths.
“Yes… Just like… that,” she hissed, wiggling her backside to coax every drop out of him. “Just… like that, [i]mon amour[/i]…”

>>30088329

>On the fourth, spurt he had filled her up completely. On the sixth, cum was leaking out of her and onto the table. On the tenth, Fleur found herself cumming for the third time. Eventually, however, the flow of cum dissipated, and Anon’s cock ceased it’s twitching.
>The human, panting hard, released his death grip on Fleur’s hips. He let out a sigh, pressing himself against her and going limp, his member beginning to soften. Fleur kept a tight grip on his middle, making sure that he didn’t pull out of her just let. She laughed quietly to herself, nuzzling her human as he rested his head on her shoulder.
“Someone was a bit… backed… up, no?” she asked, letting her head flop back down onto the table.
>“It’s been… a couple of weeks since… I jerked off,” Anon replied, sounding absolutely exhausted. “And you… weren’t making it any… easier on me… sister.”
“I didn’t make… it easy on… you?”
>“It’s the… Prench. It made it… hard to focus…”
Fleur laughed, kissing the top of Anon’s head. “I’ll have to remember… that, [i]Mon Coeur[/i]”
>A shiver went up the photographer’s spine. Fleur felt his softening member twitch, struggling to reharden.
>Laughing again, the unicorn leaned down and gave his ear a nibble. “[i]Vous étiez incroyable, mon amour. Le meilleur étalon avec lequel j'ai déjà été~[/i]
>Anon groaned, wiggling. “Give me ten… minutes, woman. I’m only… human.”
“My human,” Fleur corrected.
>Slowly lifting his head, Anon looked up at the supermodel. He was smiling, she noticed. A tired, sweaty smile, but she could see the warmth and genuine affection in it.
>“I guess… I am huh?” he said, giving her a kiss on the nose before laying his head right back down.

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“You are,” Fleur said with a nod, kissing him again. “Forever and ever.”
>The two closed their eyes. They might have fallen asleep on that table, holding each other tightly, if a certain noise hadn’t cut through the silence of the studio. Though quiet, the noise was the unmistakable sound of a printer running.
>Anon’s eyes shot open. Lifting his head up, he looked over his shoulder. “What the fuck…”
>“[i]Ze magicks[/i]!”, a very familiar voice yelled.
>Fleur, her eyes still closed and basking in her afterglow, simply smiled. Grabbing her human’s head, she gently lowered it back down onto her chest.
“[i]Non[/i],” she said, shaking her head. “[i]Non[/i].

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>>30088354
THE END

>>30088367
Alright, I'm done. Now I just gotta have some people do some final editing/language translating and I'll be able to post it elsewhere. Hope you guys enjoyed the ride.

>>30088388
Twas an enjoyable and pleasurable ride. Can't wait for your next story, dad.

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>>30088367
Fucking top tier green my man 10 out of fucking 0 I can't wait to see more of your stuff
what other threads do you normally writefag in?

>>30088452
Just this one, though I was thinking about writing for and making a Casual Sex thread

>>30088354
God damnit Photo...she better have a pic of him emptying his balls in her pussy, or I will be severely disappointed in her.

>>30088532
I wouldn't recommend it, they usually turn into a dog fucking shitpost spree. No idea why though.

>>30088367
What a ride.
We started from ketchup and ended with semen, just like many of the finer things in life.
I hope for more stories from you, LaP!

>>30088388
>>30088367
Nice story LaP. Always appreciate you posting your stuff here. I know you said you'd be putting this up elsewhere, but would you also put it in you pastebin?

>>30088680
I'll make the google docs public when everything's ready. You'll have to deal with a not Anon character though

>>30088401
sorry, but please stop using the word 'twas'.
It's very embarrassing.

>>30088703
's fine with me. Just want your stuff up somewhere so I can go back and read them again. Thanks again for the story LaP. Look forward to your next one, and the continuation of a few older ones you made before.

>>30088388
WHERE THE HECK IS LEROY AND ANON!?

>>30088711
Twa(s)t.

>>30088367
>THE END
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30088388
Finally gonna throw your Fimfic readers a bone?

>>30088879
Fimfic trash doesn't deserve a bone.

>>30088754
this please?

>>30088754
I too wonder about this

>>30088367
>>30088388
That was hot.

I really want to see her meet his parents though.

>>30088367
>[i]mon amour[/i]
Why is she putting this little "prance" phrases everywhere? It sounds stupid imo.


And for how much I love your greens, this one was pretty weak. Hope next one will be amazing.

>>30089456
cause shes prench you dickfart

>>30089499
Are you an idiot? It's generally weak idea to show that she's prench with making her talk like a retard, people don't do that.

>>30089541
its a fucking very common thing in a lot of fucking media to make a french character splash in a lot of french in their speech even when speaking english

>>30089597
>very common thing in a lot of fucking media
For characters like "that stupid funny french chic, she's so fucking french" and it sounds ridiculous on purpose. If you want to make fun of Fleur then it's ok I guess, but I don't think LaP wanted to do that.

>>30089698
It's okay, Anon, we get it. You're autistic.

>>30089698
if you've ever spoken to anyone who's primary language isn't english, they always splash some of their native tongue into their sentences when they talk, friend.

>>30089698
Nah, it's very much a thing in real life. I knew friends and family that do the same thing with a different language.

Why do carnivore eat their babies?

What will they think about anon?

>>30089995
I speak three languages and never mix them together in any way, it's fucking stupid, why would anyone do that other than nor knowing the words?

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>>30088924
I can just see some poor perma-virgin mare named "FimFic" crying about how you think she doesn't deserve a stallion in her life.

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>>30088367
Absolutely outstanding. Very heartwarming and entertaining from beginning to end.
My only complaint is that it's not four thousand pages long and spanning several decades, ending with them both retiring from their jobs, moving to a nice house out in the country and are visited by their children and grandchildren on the holidays.

>>30083505
Glorious

>>30089995
That's only true for words that the speaker doesn't have a good translation for either because of a lack of knowledge or inflexibility of the language translated.
It's much more common for someone to switch back to their native language while searching for a word and even then it is much more likely to be words of uncertainty

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>>30090201

Haha wow, yeah I guess Dash is the most likely to be a permavirgin. Maybe Twilight, if arranged marriage isn't a thing.

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>>30090201
Fimfic (or Fanfic, for realism) the perma-virgin nerdmare/weirdo is now RGRE cannon. Friends with pic related.

Needs art.

>>30090843
Keep in mind, Fleur is a fashion horse. Fashion already borrows a lot of words from the French vocabulary, so using the French word for common nouns is not unreasonable. Note as well, that she mostly used French for things like "young man" "excellent" "interesting" "friend" and so on. It wasn't until she started teaching Anon French that she started speaking more sentences entirely in French.

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>>30091005
I just went with dash because he said:
>Fimfic trash

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>>30088367
Cool, now you can get back to Dazzling Pack

>>30091438
Hi LaP

>>30087012
Elaborate cuck shed

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I just realized that Carrot Top selling carrots in the market must be a SUPER embarrassing job.
It's like the RGRE equivalent of a guy selling melons with a hole cut in them...

>>30091831

Carrot Top confirmed for Imperial Japanese.

>>30085870
I don't even like glimglam and I'd read the shit out of that.

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>>30091466
>dubs
Now you have to LAP

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>>30091831
Indeed

>>30090341
I want to lift up her tail and lick her dock

>>30092508
Like image number 2062288 on rule34.xxx?
(Except you and fleur instead of Trixie and Twilight.)

>>30088367
That was FANTASTIC LaP! Great comedic moments. Loved the blooming romance between the two. Dialog was strong and world building excellent. This was my first Fleur related story and it has set the bar pretty high. I share >>30090341 sentiment. I'd love to see a follow up. Maybe a short of the time they are on Earth, etc. If you have the time and desire of course. Thanks again for sharing this wonderful piece of literary art.

>>30088131
Ah shoot. I really needed to get to bed...

>>30093364
Who needs sleep. Sleep later.

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>>30094124
what is going on in that picture?

>>30094273
Celestia catches Luna snacking while playing games. Sunbutt tells her that she has gained weight, and pokes Luna's pudge. Then she pokes the pudge a lot, which might tickle? Luna is worn out from the onslaught, and Celestia walks away happily.

>>30094375
>TickleRape

>>30094375
>Not RGRE enough

>>30094375
thanks.

>anon unknowingly pony "rapes" an entire towns mare population
>he simply tickled them, he now faces heavy charges due to so many mares coming forth with evidence that the court cant ignore
>catbird nation (a place where tickling isn't considered rape) takes notice to this
>An innocent cock taken to the dungeons because he committed a small crime!? they must help!
>due to the fact that the leader of the country they are dealing with controls the fucking sun they can't steal him away or declare war
>instead, they send one of their best lawyers to defend him
>cue an awkward at first relationship between anon and the female griffon (I'm not good at coming up with names don't ree at me) that the they must keep secret from both nations due the laws of each nation

>>30094516
>Not just literally having the griffon be a genderbent Pheonix wright and giving her a reddish gold plumage.

>>30094516
ᴿᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱ

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>>30094516
this >>30094597

Reposting prompt from the Momlestia could be unf in RGRE:
>Be Celestia's "son"
>Hanging out with Twilight, looking into Starswirl's stuff
>Time decides to fuck with you
>Throws you back a few millenia
>You now have to deal with growing up alongside a now adolescent and very horny teenage mother Celestia and auntie Luna

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>>30094660
>"I could make you call me 'mommy' ".
"but you ARE my mom!"
>"unf...you're one kinky colt."
"No I mean I'm from the future! I'm really your son!"
>"...that's even better!"
>MFW

>>30095142
>>30094660
Fund it. Shenanigans abound with that.

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>>30094660
>>30095142

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>>30094660
>no one writes it in /mom/
>slap 'something something rgre' on it
>FUND THIS, DUDES!1

>>30075251
"I was great as flanker"

>>30084311
https://exhentai.org/g/628602/25efdc9d66/

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This thread needs more Trixie

>>30095456
Oh yeah, I remember that one, it was fucking hilarious.

>>30095462
If you think about it, wouldn't Trixie's performances need to be pretty damn good in order for her to become famous?
I mean, she's doing what everyone else is supposed to be able to do.
If she were able to package magic as something entertaining, I'd say she was very good at her trade.

>>30095702
Remember that Trixie did nothing wrong and it's all the fault of a couple of stupid kids that couldn't separate fantasy from reality.

>>30095739
I mean sure, she did exaggerate and boast, but then it is the performer's duty to impress and entertain.

>>30095180
Well he tried.

What's happening today rgre?
It's almost like you WANT the thread to die.

>>30096476
The main writefags need time to recharge. Others need to step up to the plate and show what they've got so it's not just 2-3 people keeping the thread on life support. Anyone can write, after all.

>>30096535
I know, it's just I've bumped three times consecutively and the thread still manages to fall to page 6.

>>30096535
I don't have anything to say at the moment.

>>30096704
Trixie is the best pony and nothing you say can change my mind.

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>>30096828
counter argument.

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>>30096873
I hope you're joking.
Pic related best background pony.

>>30096902
>>30096873
>Not fucking best Earth Pones into the ground to the sound of DJ Pone untzing it in the background.
plebs, Pinkie would even bring water to the fucking too.

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>>30096902
You're right.

When It comes to plot AJ can't be beat.
but Octavia is a close second!

>>30096958
Man, them fertile breeding hips.

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>>30096979

>>30096958
>>30096987
choosing mudponies.
please, rekt yourself.

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>>30097031
What this guy said.

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>>30097031
Once you go Earth Pony you'll never go back.

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>>30097031
>>30097047
>as if the the horn-heads and bird-brains could ever hope to compete with superior earth pony ass/hips
.

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Can we get some Eqg green going writefriends?

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E A R T H E D
A
R
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>>30097087
I second this!

>>30097087
Become the change you want to see.

>>30097087
This, we can remove the best breeding race this way...for a little while at any rate. Hell, some more of that Page Anon to the knight would be pretty cool, or Lero and Anon.

Haha! I have brought the thread back to life!

>>30097047
>impregnating two fluffy pegasus mares
>cuddling with even fluffier and softer pregnant pegasus mares
>they in turn have fluffy pegasus foals
theyre perfect

>>30088367
Not very rgre honestly, and a bit too Gary stu in places, but a fun story. Thx LaP

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>>30097093
F L U F F E D
L
U
F
F
E
D

>>30088532
Muh fetish
I feel like your style would lent itself well to casual sex general.

>>30097178
but casual sex is terrible

just awful

>>30097087

>Anon in RGRE gets sent to RGREqG in between the first and second movies by Twilight because that's where she thought he was from
>gets stuck as a teenager again because magic bullshit
>lives with Sunset Shimmer in her apartment and goes to Canterlot while waiting for Twilight to bring him back to Equestria
>rumors circulate around the school once people learn Anon and Sunset live alone together
>they think he's homeless and she's making him do sexual favors in exchange for shelter.
>in actuality Anon and Sunset are total BFFs
>Anon is pretty much the only real friend Sunset has because the Human Five haven't completely forgiven her at this point, so she gets REALLY attached to him.

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>>30097239
>>Anon is pretty much the only real friend Sunset has because the Human Five haven't completely forgiven her at this point, so she gets REALLY attached to him.
That's kinda cute.

>>30097239
>she gets REALLY attached to him.

I'm sure everyone but Anon would find that creepy.

>>30097255
>>30097262

>Anon has only a vague idea of how much of a turbo bitch Sunset used to be
>he knows she's Princess Celestia's ex-student and turned into a demon when she attempted to use the Element of Magic at the Fall Formal
>but because of how nice Sunset is now that she's trying to be good, it hasn't completely sunken
>the Humane Five are torn between wanting to warn Anon away from Sunset and keeping their promise to Twilight giving her a chance
>the other students see an abusive relationship waiting to happen
>Anon just sees a cute lonely girl who needed a friend.

>>30097283
>Sunset starts getting super clingy
>Anon finds it cute
>everyone else is worried about what she is doing to him.

>>30097085
If you like phatter than a sista then go earth pony.

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>>30097323
No, Zebra.

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>>30097283
>Anon just sees a cute lonely girl who needed a friend.
eventually she needs more than that.

>>30097093
look at the blank flank! Earth ponies can't even get their cutie mark.

>>30097331
look at the ass posted for a 'superior earth pony ass/hips in >>30097085 and try to tell me with a straight face that zecora has a phat ass. Pinkie and AJ are soul sistas. Don't deny it.

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>>30097176
G R O U N D E D
R
O
U
N
D
E
D

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>>30094635
>>30094628
>>30094516
>With the evidence presented, along with the witness testimony, it seems i have no choice but to declare Mr Anon, guil-
>"HOLD IT!"
>Gasps ring out from the gallery as the defendant's unusual lawyer interrupts the judge and slams her claws onto her desk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hx8WTHcie0
>"Your honor, this court has failed to question the most important witness, the one who could reveal the truth about my client's 'crimes' !"
>"Ms Wright, Mr Anon's multiple counts of Ticklape occured over the course of several days, with nopony else being present bar the defendant, who continues to proclaim his innocence."
>"You forget your honor, there is one pony who could be present at each event as the victim's recall it."
>"The defense calls for Princess Luna to give testimony!"
>Gasps once more ring out across the courtroom while the prosecution turns an interesting shade of puce at the sheer nerve of the defence.
>"What nonsense is this, my Aunt was residing in canterlot the entire duration of this ruffians spree of assaults, she could not possibly have seen the events firsthoof, let alone ALL of them!"
>"Au contraire, i know full well the capabilities of the night princess, she could have easily witnessed the victims perspective of events the very same day, or should i say, Night."
>"Objection! Are you seriously suggesting that we take the victim's dreams as valid testimony?!"
>"That is exactly what i am suggesting, ticklape would be a traumatic event on even the most stalwart of stallions, let alone the average mare when faced with such a strange creature as Mr Anon here, their dreams of the event were sure to be vivid!"
>"Your honor, what say you? Will Princess Luna be permitted to give testimony?"
>"This is unorthodox, yet not unprecedented. I'll allow it. Baliff, send a message to the Princess."
>"This court will now take a short Recess to await her arrival."

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>>30097093
>>30097176
>>30097365
M O O N E D
O
O
N
E
D

>>30097335
>>30097314

Actually I think Sunset would be too scared to risk fucking it up by going for a romantic relationship.

Anon is the first person who has accepted her since she started trying to turn herself around and she wouldn't want to ruin that.

>>30097380
Sadly i've got nothing else, anyone feel free to add to this concept, it's amusing.

>>30097387
>it's amusing
No, it's stupid.

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>>30097382
That's cheating alicorns have the best of all three races.

plus their larger size gives them a HUGE, SOFT and PLUMP advantage.

>>30097380
Hmm, this actually sounds kind of fun.

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>>30097416
I would betray god and country for that ass.

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>>30097426
I want THIS ass.

>>30097239
>>they think he's homeless and she's making him do sexual favors in exchange for shelter.
>It's kinda the other way around.
>Anon knows how to do human adult things, like budget, do taxes, and cook.
>Their new apartment is even in his name.
>Sunset was just winging it before he came along.

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>>30097453

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>>30097416
>>30097426
>>30097453
>Not swearing undying loyalty to both of the perfect princess posterior's after a lenghty exalting of their virtues.
>The royal sisters are embarrassed by the display, but pleased that anon is treating them as mares rather than untouchable goddesses.
>Twilight is sad that her plot isnt as developed.
>Cadence is reminded of how Shiny proposed to her and thinks it's sweet.

>>30097474
This makes more sense, Anon would be Sunset's...hmm, did we ever make a word for male cougar, he would be that to Sunset on top of being her caretaker. Imagine her confusion of that kind of care for her after the bitchness gets blasted out, then imagine her face as she tries to not stare at him while he works out, constantly trying to remind herself he's older than her and she tries everything to earn his respect, on top of trying to constantly stop herself from masturbating to him while he's away from her. It would be a hell she never dreamed of, but a sexy hell at that.

>>30097400
Which makes it amusing. I rest my case.

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>>30097507
>herds are canon now

>>30097515

Well in this case Anon would be physically a teenager due to magic bullshit as said in the original prompt, but Sunset is the only one who knows he's actually older than he looks.

>>30097546
I know that....that's the point, she gets an experienced male cougar in a teen body that would rock her world even harder.

>>30097515
> Male Cougar
I think Silver Fox is as close as it gets.

>>30097546
>>30097635
I sorta want to see a green where Anon shows up in EQG as an adult, gets a job and an apartment, and then Sunset tries to appeal to his paternal instincts for a place to live.
Anon feels conflicted about lusting after this (probably runaway) teenager, while Sunset tries to seduce him while also acting as his adoptive daughter.

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>>30097474
>>30097515
>The other girls at school when they learn that demon bitch Sunset had a guy fall into her lap.
>One who is chill, has girl hobbies, is loyal, and generally plays the responsible one so she doesn't have to.
>Tits status: Not Calm

>>30097746
what in the hell is with that pic, did Robotnik have a biker phase?

>>30097746
ASS STATUS: RECTAL RAVAGED

>>30097525
>no they aren't

>>30097384
That's actually a good conflict devise. She's starts really liking anon but is super scared of losing her only real friend.

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>>30097816
ye
https://derpibooru.org/1435875

>>30097515
>Older than her
Sunset's likely older than Twilight and she's like 25. I think the perceived difference in age would still be a problem though

>>30097919
Hmm, I suppose that would make sense, if Anon only knows she is a runaway from Equestria and he doesn't know how old she is, I could see the two of them doing everything they can to try and not sexualize each other. Until Twilight comes back and asks how their doing, dropping they are the same age and all that.

>>30097507
>anon swears undying loyalty to their asses after singing their praise
>treating them as mares rather than untouchable goddesses

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>>30098049
>untouchable goddesses
Oh, there's going to be much touching alright.

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>>30097065
> missionary
> not having her ride you cowgirl

>>30098124
that is not the proper breeding position

>>30098075
>>30098124

If you wanna breed face down ass up is the only real choice.

>>30098232
yes
this is the optimal breeding position

>>30097416
Celestia has layers of soft, plush cake-derived padding, but Luna is slim and athletic.

I should write a green where Anon can't remember names and calls them "Built for Comfort" and "Built for Speed."

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>tfw a mare will never show you the meaning of love

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>>30098424
>tfw a mare will never show you what it feels like because you're not good enough

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>>30098452
>in Equestria
>still end up as a 'cat stallion'
I think I'd just walk into the Everfree and let whatever comes across me kill me at that point.

>>30090150
It's a pretty common trope man. Not sure if based on reality or not but certainly something u see a lot of franofone characters do.

>>30098553
>cat stallion'
>not beast master

>>30097215
Ree

>>30098786
>beast 'master'
>first beast you come across mauls you to death

>>30098424
Whatever. Noone will ever show me any meaning of love anyway. Never mind a perfect pone waifu. I used to know a mother's love but she don't care anymore either.

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>>30097085
Ugh, mud ponies are the lowest tier pony waifu.
Give a me bird, horny, or princess pony waifu ANY day.

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>>30099021
Birdpones belong to me. All of them.

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>>30097416
>HUGE, SOFT and PLUMP

http://pre00.deviantart.net/caf5/th/pre/f/2013/107/9/1/princess_celestia_by_spier17-d61hwe4.png

http://pre10.deviantart.net/a7aa/th/pre/i/2012/264/e/8/princess_cadence_by_animalsss-d5ffa3c.png

http://orig00.deviantart.net/07e4/f/2012/064/3/e/princess_luna_season_2_vector_by_durpy-d4rdnxz.png

Are you kidding me?
Alicorns are literally the THINNEST of all MLP characters (not counting the newborn flurryheart, or newly crowned princess spergles, neither of which have fully developed into their alicorn bodies).

>>30072571
I would pony on pony rugby

>>30099021
>>30099041
Meanwhile, on /mlh/...

> Not wanting all the frog humans, to whisper Prench nothings into you ears

> All the hamburger humans belong to me, gimme dose fat flank stallions

> Zigga.plz, not having a reverse herd of sheepbuckers who are guaranteed to be interested in filling you up

> Am I a criminal if the idea of a human world horse stallion makes me wet? They may be dumb, but they would rut you anytime you wink.

> Has Hooves normies get out neeeiiiiggghhhhh

>>30072571
The only thing i did when i played this was stick the finger in the plot

>>30099089
Compare with Applejack:
http://orig05.deviantart.net/8ff2/f/2012/164/c/c/profile_applejack_by_evilturnover-d53bcug.png
Ms. Bucking Hips seems to be plumper, yet compare the ratio between head size and flank size. Celestia has proportionally larger flanks.
Consider as well, that each of the mane 6 has the exact same flank size in the show, being based on the same model.

>>30099180
Just further proof that Earth ponies have big ole phat booties. They're more Zebra than a Zebra.

>>30099196
How did you end up with that from what was said?

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>>30099180
Adding to this, look at pic related. Celestia's flank is at least twice as large as a normal pony's.

>>30099319
She's a big mare.

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>>30099180
> yet compare the ratio between head size and flank size.

This is an EXTREMELY inaccurate means of proportional size comparison. Celestia's head and AJ's head are approximately the same (which is the most prominent size similarity between regular and alicorn ponies).

Humans go by a body/mass index that compares height and weight for a reason, not head size and ass size.

See attached image for a visual demonstration of why comparing head to ass ratios is an inaccurate and biased measurement standard.

>>30099361
As a followup, note how twi and celly's heads are the same size.

Also note the rest of celestia's body:
Legs are at least 200% the size of Twilights.
Barrel is about 50-60% larger.
Butt is ~15% larger.

In relation to the rest of her ENTIRE body, her ass is only about 65-70% the size of your average pony from one of the three main tribes, proportionally.

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>>30099385
>Implying the show is canon.

WE are the sole and final arbiters of MLPs canon!
Not Hasbro!
Those turbocucks ruin everything!

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I just want to take a lonely mare by surprise and make her not so lonely anymore.

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>>30099361
Height/weight is useful for determining if a person is overweight or not. It is not a good measure of proportions, especially regarding gluteal endowment.
If you are familiar with figure drawing, head ratios are a common way of determining proportions. Pic related, for reference.
>>30099385
Yes, the butts of adults make up a smaller portion of their total body weight. Adult rears are still larger and more developed, despite all this.
>>30099492
It is a silly thing to argue about, agreed.
Let's get back to the real topic, flustering mares by groping their asses.

>>30099638
>Let's get back to the real topic, flustering mares by groping their asses.
i want to tug their tails tho

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>>30099319
No, comparing Celestia and Fluttershy (as Flutters is more-or-less facing parallel to Celestia, where as Twiggles in this pic is at too much of an angle, which de-emphasizes her flank) their asses are the same size.

See attached image where I copied and pasted Flutter's ass onto Celly's.

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>>30099650
Tail tugging sounds wonderful as well.

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>>30099497
>You will never know the joy that comes from being the joy in someone else's life.

>>30099698
Exactly. Maybe some of u younger horsefuckers still have a chance, but for the older among us our opportunity has passed... if we ever had one.

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>>30099698
That's cool, I'm too cold and dead inside to really care anyways.

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>>30066737
can I have more anon crusader?

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>>30097239
Plot twist, Anon is homeless and doing sexual favors for shelter.
The only thing about this, is that its consensual.