I just don't get it anymore.
Why do I even try?
Friendship studies is such bullshit.
Lets face it Anon, if not for this cush noble position, I've got no real skills. I'm useless outside of my studies.
I'm just a parasite, feeding off of government dole.
>>30070206
>was one of the smartest unicorns when it came to magic proficiency years before she even had friends
>useless
>>30070206
yeah, you're pretty useless
>>30070292
Nice compilation. Also, I never realized: Haycarte's method must refer to a renowned pony wizard. So, that's one more besides Starswirl.
>>30070206
You could always be a stripper
>>30070206
Just smile and wave you purple bastard
>>30070420
Or a camwhore
>>30070241
>>30070292
There are ponies who already do that and way better than her for a living.
Her main claim to fame is that she's pals with Celestia.
>>30070455
not really
>>30070410
I always imagined him being a more practical wizard, while Starswirl was more of a royal academic.
>>30070206
You're right, your only purpose is to sit on my fucking face
KNOW THAT YOURE TIME IS COMING SOON
AS THE SUN RISES SO DOES THE MOON
ASCADANCE RISES SHINING'S DICKYOU ARE A PRINCESS YOU'L PLAY YOURE PART
>>30070292
>Disappearing Hayburgers
kek
>>30070455
this
>>30071714
>that spoiler
Hahahahahahaha. That made my day.
>>30070206
Nope. That's entirely FALSE!!!
>majoring in Freindship studies
>>30070206
That's not true twiggypoo. You're the mother of my children.
Let's make some more!
>>30070455
Like who?
I mean, there's like 3 unicorns that can 'actually' use magic in the show.
Twily, glim and rarara. (Yes, rarara's telekinesis is top notch, see art of the dress)
The rest are only 'talent bound' like shining armor's shields/bubbles.
Trixie is a scam.
Snails is okay I guess.
And...?