Would you take Applebloom to the dance so she'll feel

>>30056692
Kill yourself.

>>30056692
Sure.
PROTIP: Try asking an open-ended question next time instead of a simple yes-or-no. It helps promote discussion.

>>30056692
i'd do it to get closer to aj but will mostlikely take AB cuz AJ won't give a shit about me

>>30056701
>image
>eqg
OP isn't trying to foster discussion, though, just shitposting like always.

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>>30056738
90-% of these threads are shitposting.
What's your point?
If we must have them, they may as well learn how to start an interesting discussion.

>>30056738
Kill yourself

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>>30056738

>>30056692
We can slow dance in the cuckshed before I lock her in there for the rest of the dance.

>>30056692
Are you a pedofile?

>>30057090
Applebloom is legal

>>30056692
Only if she lets me sniff her armpits afterwards.

>>30057231
>Not asking to smell her feet

>>30056692
>You will never suck on small growing breast.

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>Applebloom drags you to the restroom
>Starts unbuttoning your pants
"Whoa AB, what are you doing?!"
>"What's the matter? I see Applejack and Big Mac do this all the time"

>>30057291
good, because that's illegal

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>>30057804
Thats the best thing about it.

When you're caught, just remember these three words when they put you on the stand: "She started it."

>>30057891
What's wrong with spending a night with one of your fellow classmates, who just so happens to be slightly younger?

>>30056692
Hell no. I'm not going to jail and shame on her for not seeing how much trouble she's put me in just by asking

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>>30057828
No, the best thing comes later, when we put together the episode

>>30057951
Why would you go to jail? The age of consent in the Equestria Girls universe is twelve. I thought everyone new that.

>>30058177
They're based in Spain?

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>>30056692
I want her hot big sister.

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>>30057983
Just a reminder that what you call child abuse the ancient Greeks called an apprenticeship, your puritanical ideas are fairly new and I doubt they'll be around long.

>>30058239
>Winona Style

>>30058375
Just a reminder that what you'll call Prison Rape was a passing ritual for every inmate in the good old days. Your bigotry will only convince your inmate "Little George" (an ex wrestler with a penhant for sexual submission pins) that you're not a woking member of their society, and I doubt you'll be able to walk for a long time after your punishment

Reminder that there is nothing wrong with making this little Apple's flower bloom

>>30056701
It's creepy that i just saw phoenix forgotten a couple days back and that's an exact line from the movie.

>>30058239
Why not both?
Holy shit is there any threesome green with AB AJ and anon? I need this

>>30059028

I did not know that.

>>30058590
REKT

>You take Applebloom behind the bleachers
>You pound her apple core like there's no tomorrow
>Few weeks later
>Applebloom shows up at your door with a huge belly
Was it worth it?

>>30060036

>few weeks later
>What are pony gestation times?

>>30060160
Except she's human, silly

>>30060154
It's not rape if she's begging for it

>>30056692
To help her self confidence? Yes.
I'm kinda like a cool uncle that way.

>>30056692
Haha, no way.

>>30062615
And cool uncles always get laid in the first date