Let's say you get to Equestria. How do you plan on seducing

>>30055850
>rape

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>>30055850
just aim at mare that isn't already in love

>>30055860
That's my plan too...
She can't unrape herself so I'd still win.

>>30055850
By forcing her into the cuckshed until she accepts me as her husband.

>>30055850
I try not to even entertain those fantasies to avoid the urge to fucking kill myself.

>>30055850
Easy don't dream big, don't have a waifu, don't go for a main character

>>30055850
I've never tried seducing anyone before. I'd have to figure it all out from scratch.

>>30055996
With that lack of confidence, you won't even land a side character.

You have to go for what you want. Ladies like confidence. You gotta let her know she is the best, and that you know you are good enough for the best.

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>>30055865

>>30055850

I don't plan on doing any of those things.
Experience dictates that human females don't give a shit whether I live, die, or grow mushrooms on my ass.
Logic dictates that pony females will feel the exact same way, with the added "ew" factor of me being an alien.
If ever I wound up in Equestria, I would become a hermit, much like I am now.

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>>30056402
Human nature is not inherent in ponies because they are not human.

They are nothing like human women.

>>30055850
>How do you plan on making her fall in love with you?
Be myself and spend time with her enjoying mutual our mutual intrests, spending time with mutual friends, and talking about ourselves.

When the time seems right, I'll ask her on a proper date, and if it goes well then we'll go on another and so on and so forth.

>How do you plan on seducing your waifu?
When the time seems right I'll figure something out. There's no rush.

>Why would she even want to be around you?
We have a lot of mutual intrests and I'm generally a pleasant person to be around. I can count all of the people who have claimed to genuinely dislike me on one hand.

>>30056419
How do you know they are nothing like human women? Where are you getting that from?

>>30056437
>How do you know they are nothing like human women?

If human women were anything like as perfect as colorful horse waifus then western civilization wouldn't be dying.

>>30056459
Well that's the thing, how do you know things are so perfect in horseland?

>>30055850
>"Ohhh, yesss, Anon and I are real... lovers. It sure doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he's blackmailing me."

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>>30056461
I don't see any Jews in this picture, do you?

>>30055850
I wouldn't do any of those things. I'd much rather try to industrialize Equestria and form a Republic,

>>30056473
/pol/ please. Try to be serious once in a while.