His name sound like he's a porn star, rapist, serial killer,

>>30055785
Or y'know... a spearwielding guardpony.

>>30056334
>naming your son after the career path he doesn't even know he's good at until he earns his cutie mark

>>30056440
This is the problem with many ponies.

How did they know Rainbow Dash would be fast? How did they know Fluttershy would be shy? How did they know Scootaloo would scoot? How did they know Shining Armor would be a guard? How did they know Big Mac would be big? etc.

>>30056453
FUCKING KIDS SHOW RHETORIC

>>30056453
Maybe its like a self-foiling name, like these two guys:
http://www.sahio.com/the-story-of-two-brothers-named-winner-and-loser/

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>>30056453
It's destiny, zigger.

>>30055785
>His name sound like he's a porn star, rapist, serial killer, berserker or some combination of those four.
If you get your mind out of the gutter, it doesn't sound like any of those things.

Just goes to show that each person associates depending on their own experience and moral.

>>30056453
names have power in the ponyverse
I would name my foal Godkiller

>>30056824
Bill Nye pls go.

>>30056453
>>30056486
Now I know what to name a foal so that he becomes a successful carpenter and builder who makes lots of money building things for ponies.
Cuck Shed.