Welcome back to another day in the wilds of Equestria as a f

first

>>30045970
Second for Stray Shot is alright in my book.

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>>30045975
that's very kind of you to say

Sincerely,
Not-Stray Shot

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>>30045970
>Food shortage
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Friendly reminder that all Ziggers are faggots.

>>30045970
>Food Shortage
Goddamnit.

>>30046001
Grass is free, and the government doesn't tax it.
YET.

>>30046015

>Eating things that other ponies shit on

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>30045970
Heck, with that treasury and food shortage at present, it depends on what we wanna go for. Expand southwards for the mines for future development? Expand eastwards to gain access to the sea -- food, pier, establish finishing post later? Or.. reserve that cash in the treasury if things will get bad to order more things from Equestrians?

>>30045970
>food shortage
motherfucker i've been fishing since i got here!
Griffons need to be less greedy with their food that the problem

>>30046058
You can't blame is for the higher caloric needs our bigger, stronger bodies require!

>>30046058

>Implying they eat the fish.

>>30046023
i think expanding our borthers to potentially make them safe would be a good idea. Possibly towards the crystals to get some mines going eventually. We just need to not like...sell everything that we have and we'll be just fine

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>>30045970
>Food shortage
>We're next to a jungle
>and a river
>and close to the ocean

>>30046107

>A buncha neets try to make a village

>>30046107
Time to forage fuccboi

>>30046107
apparently its because we sold everything rather than being smart and storing it for later
>Basically 4chan

>>30046094
also, if we expand south, we could eventually reach those spices that might help us later on

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>>30046125
>cut down all surrounding trees to make an inn with blackjack and hookers
>stripped the flora from the rivers due to dredging, even the onions
>nip ponies ate all the seaweed while weedicorns smoked the rest

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>>30046107
>less than a month after establishing the place
>the place is barely understood by Equestrians themselves
> >>30046120
Preparing surrounding lands for farmlands? Free of charge? Sounds just about right. It's time to follow Best Korea's example.

>>30046136
Crystal can bring some revenue, I bet. We'd have to expand, build a road and then build a... uh... would a mine count as a farmland, or more like a 'rock farm' from the show?

>>30046199
dunno. Depends whats there really. But for now we'd have to clear the hex first, then build a road to it

We need to expand down and get dem gemeralds. That way we can export something that isn't food

>>30046211
Yeah, there's not much of an option here until income comes in. The only options are pretty much either getting a hold of the land with gems and start to develop them earlier, or an empty plot for ordinary farmlands. Assuming there are some crops that can be grown at accelerated pace, within a month, might as well mine and sell gems for BP 'n food.

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>>30045970
Premise of this thread/game:

A weird event has caused a large number of humans, particularly posters on /mlp/, to disappear from Earth and wake up in the land of Equestria as a pony (or Griffon), and none of them have cutie marks. With the sheer number of “trans-dimensional refugees”, the Royals have decided the best course of action would be to send them all to the expanding southeastern Equestrian frontier. The Royals have sent some bare supplies and materials to get started, and the Equestrians have set up a humble embassy staffed with advisors.

>>30046228
You mean the things that ponies literally put on cupcakes? It's not a horrible idea, but Equestria doesn't seem to have a large need to import them...

>>30046291
Perhaps things can be inquired at the Embassy? Whomever discovered the gem deposits, be it Cobweb (and Dandelion, both had a quest-line going about discovering gems and more around) or this becoming a general knowledge, passed down to scouts and the billboard. Iunno. Many ways to write a story about this one.

>>30046340
We didn't really discover much gems. But we did find the awesome ancient hovercraft statue. I'm more then sure that there might be for to explore in that hex

All this talk of gems; but where is the gold?
Gold is infinitely better than gems
Can we find gold anywhere?
Do we need to conquista it from the natives?

>>30046654
dunno. Maybe if we're lucky

>>30045970
So, have we agreed on what we'll do for now? From what i can see, most people seem to be for clearing the hex with the crystals

>>30047081
I'm for that. There are not many options regarding BP spending... however, besides all that, there's another thing that can be tweaked - edicts. Two of them increase BP consumption but there's Taxation that can be increased, I imagine at the expense of what we're getting from daily rewards.

>>30047191
i think we can leave taxation as it is. if ever we desperatly need cash, we'll be able to change it

>>30045970
my vote is on clearing a Hex for that Hex farm.

while it wont solve it instantly, if an entire Hex devoted to farming cant stop food shortages, nothing ever will.

that or we can do like the Brazilians and slash farm the jungle dry.

>>30047265
theres other ways to get food other than farms. Plus, we already have 2 farms. Theres fishing and foraging as well as hunting. I still think its best to look at the gem's hex as a source of more income. Clearing an empty hex serves nothing other than just more space. We can always clear this hex, build a farm on it then clear a second hex next time if we can

>>30047265
I agree with clearing the way for farms. Plus, once we finally apply that liquid emerald to the farms we probably won't get another food shortage. Unless we seriously mess up, somehow.

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>>30046270
And contain all important links needed for players (Daily Tracker, Kingdom Spreadsheet, Starterpack pastebin etc.)
2nd post should include what's going on in town as well as news and weather.

>>30048633
That looks delicious and I want one now

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>>30048672
This too

>>30047697
Hex farm produces 20BP a turn.

not only food but future Town Income problems would be solved, at least for awhile.

>>30048844
D&D
Delicious and dubs

Bumping for bees

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>>30049579

>>30045970
Let's clear the Gem hex.

When our Food Shortage ends let's think about having the town's first Festival, it looks like there's no downside and it would be a fun event to write about.

>>30049990
This gives me an idea.
Lets do lots of festivals! Ponies don't know shit about human cultures, so we could just make up legit sounding reasons to party often. This is phase one.

Phase two is expand and beautify the town. Work our way towards those big beaches to the north, and make a shiny district with hotels, theaters, galleries, and restaurants within spitting distance of that big bitchin beach. Build a port on the grassier waterfront and do what we can to attract tourist bucks(more festivals, clearing out the neat landmarks for tourists to gawk at, make up some appealing psuedo-culture for humanity to make us seem exotic yet friendly)

Step 3: ???

Step 4: profit.

>>30050106
We could have seasonal festivals

>>30050106
There are a lot of silly holidays as it is. We barely need to BS if we do things that way. Talk Like a Pirate Day or Opposite Day anyone?
This idea is good though! I like it.

>>30050128
You're thinking too small!

>>30050177
HAPPY NATIONAL BUTTERSCOTCH BROWNIE DAY!

>>30050177
Seasonal orgies?

>>30050236
no orgies, no.

>>30050236
Gotta keep mass appeal, orgies aren't family friendly.
Try something more marketable

bump for updates

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>>30050404
Seasonal filly rides?

>>30050106
>>30050177
>>30050404
>Trying to make Equestrians like humanity by making up festivals and trying to beautify the area
>Not straight up urbanizing and industrializing everything and crushing the Equestrians under the human war machine

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>>30052005
We could always mix up a batch of agent orange if we want to clear the area efficiently for urbanization.

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>>30050106
Fuck this would be cute and fun. Could have games that can be ran without GMs like races, darts, cooking contests, plays, scavenger hunt, etc.

Didn't we talk about having pony Olympics last time? We could do that. Or a carnival. Or a talent show. Tons of possibilities and have little prizes.

>>30046136
>>30046094
>>30046199
>>30046211
>>30046211
>>30046262
>>30046270
>>30047081
>>30047191
So it appears the we are having a tie for two options here for what limited amount of BP you have.

As a reminder however is that if you want to turn a hex into a farmland hex it must be a grassland or hill with roads tile on it. Currently the closest hills are three tiles from town down south. Which will require much more development before you're able to claim those tiles.

On that note if you're deciding to stick with expanding your borders fro the gems then please respond with this post for sign up Event to clear the hex out of it's dangers and make it your own!

>>30052268
i'm down to clear that gem hex. Maybe we'll find more ruins too :D

>>30052268
Reporting for duty!

>>30052005
But that's so much less cute...

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>>30052268
Gem clearing? Profits for the town, profits for the purse~ Happy merchant mare reporin' in.

>>30052285
>>30052356
>>30052434
Neat please report to channel #rp-pnp for quest, more information will be related there.

Synopsis of quest: With the recent expansion of the border the Embassy has posted an ad looking for volunteers willing to join the expedition to clear out and fully explore the area to the south of town. Will provide equipment if participants do not have their own arms and armor. Dangers should be limited to only local wild life.

>>30052268
Sign me the fuck up that sounds like some good shit if I do say so myself

>>30052005
Why crush them with the human war machine when we can simply pray until God hears us; then use his blessings to call forth plagues with which we can destroy Equestrian civilization?
God did it for the Jews, so surely he can help us out

I'm up for assisting
-Avion

>>30052268
Responded

>>30052595
Sometimes, God works through the people who follow him. Deus vult, Equestrians.

>>30052595
He might be more willing to help us if we celebrated the holy days.
Why not celebrate them in a grandiose fashion to show how pious we are?

>>30052538
I'll join if it's not too late

Looks busy

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Adventure is out there!
to kill you

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>>30053065
>atryl

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>>30053065
>B&thro
Enjoy the vacation, HEATHEN

Glorious quest ended in expanded borders for the colony, Today the gem fields, tomorrow all of equestria. Sieg Heil!

>>30054210
yaa and nobody died! At least i think

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>>30054210
THERE WAS CONQUISTA?
PRAISE

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>>30054210
Praise the Griffon Masters.

>>30054945
Damn that zebra on the left is hot

>>30054210
>MFW schedule got in the way of being part of this.

I blame the Equestrians.

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>>30055207
You can pony while you pony

>>30055207
You and me both, birdie

>Daily reminder not to mess with rock gators

>>30056045
Oh please. Give me one good reason not to go out and get myself a new centerpiece.

>>30056111
You obviously haven't tried to go after one then

>>30056173
Impending doom NEVER stops the eccentric, pal!

>>30056173
>>30056258
if at first you dont kill it, get more friends and try again.

>>30056952
that is true...assuming they won't have friends either

>>30057477
that just means you bring even more friends.

continue the cycle until one side runs out of friends.

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>>30056111
>>30056952
>killing it for a centerpiece
>not wrestling it to its exhausting and becoming bros with it
You are smalltime.

>>30058032
Oh wow, I never even thought about that!
Why make a centerpiece people would only see in my home, when I could bring it everywhere as a badass pet!

>>30055207
(((Equestrians)))

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>>30052268
Economic Phase has been calculated and the results of Border Expansion Event has been completed!

Economic Phase will go as follows.
Deposits: If any character has acquired 4k gold bits they are willing to give to the town as a charity will allow the town to earn 1 BP for the town to use as needed.
Selling of Valuable Items
Current Town Inventory Of Border Expansion.
>*1 Large Giant Crystal Golem Corpse 1k GB OR Render into item
>*4 Mini Crystal Golem Corpses, 875GB ea. OR render into item
>*1 Crockadile corpse 1k GB or Render into 4 Crockadile chest pieces
>3 Dinobird eggs-250 GB
>*1 Wyvern Corpse- 500 GB OR 2 Wyvern Chest pieces.

*As a reminder, the players that were involved in the border expansion quest are able tomake sell the corpses whole sale or if they wish to use the exotic materials to make items of use. Please respond to this post and make decision in regards to your share of the loot. Note that you do not have to decide as whole, but instead are allowed to make own decision in regards to the selling or creation of items.

Economic Fortunes: Thanks in part to the rapid development and construction in the local economy in addition to the loans given by the Equestrian bank the prospects are doing well as the town now has earned 6BP to the treasury!

Current Treasury before Deposits: 6BP

Border Expansion Results:
Completed, Area is now clear and ready for development. Debate on what you wish to do now that you have a hex. Current Options are...
>Clear Hex for City District. 8 BP 3 months[Turns] Allows to expand City for more buildings.
>Build Road.
>Devote to Mining Camp. 3 BP, 1 month [Turns] Clears Bare min. to acquire resource bonus of +1 Economy.

Through the efforts of our heroes and the local guard combined of Equestrians and Humans lead to a variety of dangers to be pressed out from the wilds around the town resolving into a ultimate fight between the guardian of the crystal gem fields through clever use of ropes and sheer dumb luck!

>>30060403
I'd say render the crock (since it was decided on a little whole back) but the Wyvern Corpse seems like a fairly good sale
As far as Border Expansion, I think the important question is how are we doing on space for now? If we're getting cramped another District could be nice, but otherwise I think the mining camp'd be a solid idea.

>>30060403
Are we not able to build any buildings for town?

>>30060451
Excellent Question. What about buildings?

>>30060403
Addy, Cobweb, Dandelion, Flax, and Stray Shot went to the closest beach to the east. They explored a shipwreck and fought some skellies.

They brought back a chest with 1000 bits, and donated 500 of those bits to the town.

and Stray Shot found a sweeeeeet Captain's hat

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>>30060447
>>30060451
Currently town 1: Outer Hayven has pic related for it's lay out, because we have to spend the month preparing the area now that it's been cleared of hostiles we're already used up our improvement phase to plan, purchase and pay for the construction of other buildings, next turn however we will have more options to look over for building in town.
>>30060468
Donation notated and collected. 500/4000GB

>>30060403
First off, i'd like to know what the crystal from the hex clearing quest does. Would it be worth it to turn into armor or would it now be good enough?
also, i'd say we could start to build a road first to the new hex area, then next turn try and build a mine there

>>30060505
Crystaline weapons grant Keen Edge allowing you to cut through most obstructions. Also very hard to break when created as armor or shields. Grants 2 ticks of health as sheild if applied correctly or 1 tick of health as armor with low chance of breaking.

As ranged weaponry they allow you to keep plenty of bolts or arrow heads provided you're able to recover them.

As an additional note if they are created as a spell focus they allow the attributes of unicorn spells to be changed from all other magic types into crystaline magic. [Piercing]

>>30060568
Ohh well then, i've been thinking about making myself some throwing axes, so perhaps i could make myself some of those. How many could i make?

>>30060482
Let's fill (most) of what's left; then expand. So, let's go for development into mining

>>30060447
Crock armor, sell the wyvern

>>30060482
Wait, we get our BP after we have the chance to make buildings? That's some bs

>>30060705
i mean, how would we be able to build if we didn't know how much BP we have to spend?

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>>30060959
Yeah, something isn't adding up here.

>>30060403
i say build ourselves a mine.

helps get us more stuff in the future, aswell as gets done faster and with less resources, giving us better options next turn.

>>30060403
So only the people who go out and adventure make any difference in town, got it. We full Pathfinder now

>>30061605
i dont think so, or at least, everyone gets a vote on how to use the towns resources, i think for this those that went on the quest get to choose whether to make their quest reward their own or the towns.

but i suppose your still right in part, as that means those that do event quests suddenly have alot more power if only by weight in coin over those who simply didnt have time to be there.

>>30061685
Obviously there shouldn't be rewards given out if it's all going to a circlejerk. This is bullshit and I'm not going to play since nothing I do matters if I'm not sucking GM cock.

>>30061738
Let's not lump all of the GM's in, some seem to just do fun things. It's Rain Drop's cock you have to suck, he set himself up as the head of all this and everyone just let him. If you don't please him you're not getting shit.

>>30061743
Inner circle strikes again.
Who the fuck tolerates this shit? This game is already ruined thanks to their cancer.

>>30061753
"Oh but guys, you don't have to follow these rules even though they dictate the entire layout and future of the game, and we have to follow it, but don't worry you're free to do whatever."

>>30061753
It's Green Hoof's personal power fantasy, you're a fucking moron if you expected anything different lmao

>>30061764
Please he's hardly in charged, he's being cucked by the faggot he's in gay love with.

>>30061738
>>30061743
>>30061753
>>30061756
>>30061764
>>30061805
Wew lads that's an awful lot of salt there. You might wanna be careful of that sodium content, you'll wind up getting sick after all.

Would make sense that those who want to play their own little slice of life things are less likely to earn amazingly huge rewards if they don't actually have someone to give them quests to go on or even go out to explore. Yet the ones who do go out and risk life and limb should have higher chances for bigger payouts. High Risk=High Reward.

>>30061892
Rain it's too early for children to wake up, go back to sleep and let the adults talk about how you've already given this game a tumor that will kill it slowly and painfully

>>30061895
Isn't it too late in the evening for Europe to still be awake? You should sleep some if you're that cranky.

>>30061908
And you see here, this is the problem. There are some legitimate concerns about you taking complete and utter control of the micromanagement system of the game and giving it to a select few (Dandelion, Curiosity, Liven of all people), and just handing you stuff to people who are close to you while anyone who isn't here is going to have to suffer through this like peasants. "You're on my quest, cool here's a bajillion bits and all this stuff and if you're not here screw you you dirty piece of trash."

>>30061937
>Taking complete and utter control of micromanagement system
It was suggested by others who also rather liked the idea and soon started to add onto it. Some are also coming up with a reformatted version of the day planner that allows for the incriminate increases be added on as a much easier way that just using notes. Not to mention that trying to run town simulator by yourself is utter madness.
>Giving it to a select few.
Afaik, anyone who asks to help manage it are able to do so at their leisure since the more people to work on it as a team are able to cover more of the day planner. In addition to helping keep it up to date instead of the three day gap that had people wondering if it wasn't getting done.
>You're on my quest, cool here's a bajillin bits and all this stuff etc.
It takes roughly 4 thousand gold bits to help improve the town. Not to mention that it would take the players willing to donate a majority of their loot to the town for one measly point in the town management section. Last I checked the grand total was maybe around a point and a half if everyone decided to sell ALL of the loot.

>>30061958
>All this wool to try and make yourself look good, when everyone already knows you're a sham

>>30060403
Keep Wyvern fang and enough Crystal from the Golem for a bitchin warhammer, sell everything else.

>>30061978
>All this /pol/ just to start an argument

so even though the mine wont be ready for a month, we can still go try and get stuff from it personally right?

>>30063128
no

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>people still using attacks that began on 4c and honed through shariablue
If I didn't know better, I would say that Nova and Cury are trying to cause drama again.
>>30061685
Yeah, that really restricts people who can't devote time to pony all day. Which leads to people being upset because they can't live the neet life anymore. And eventually major butthurt by those who can't keep up. I don't know any remedy for this, sadly.

>>30061892
At this point, it's more lurking discord=high reward. It would be nice if people would Greentext their adventures in the thread before getting said rewards. Or any town event at all, really. Did Key Tapper die due to a case of mercurial vapors?

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>>30064145
>Cury and Nova


AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>30064145
>Cury and Nova

>>30064287
>>30064406
im beginning to understand why Cury has been mentioned as problem more then once now...

>>30065245
Considering that Cury left unchecked is what killed 4c...

Time to be 'That Guy'.


It begins.

>>30065534
Welcome, feel free to introduce yourself in the discord.

In a surprise turn of events while fishing, Mich and myself were beset upon by a rock gator. While originally planning to turn it into armor and eat it we discovered that it's corpse goes for a pretty penny, and will be selling it for many shekels (1,000 gb). We are going to split the bounty evenly between us.

Friendly reminder, if you're not on the Discord 24/7 you're a dirty peasant and can't get anything good in this "game"

>>30067483
nah, look at the day tracker and quests.

unless you take part in certain peoples quests you arent going to get as much from anything.

>>30046270
Can we make this whole shit independent nation?

Should GMs be limited per week how much loot they give out?

>>30061937
>people that are close
From what i've been seeing, a lot of NEW people have been getting a lot of cool stuff, not just some of the 'old' players. It simply comes down to if you participate or not. Plus so far there hasn't been anything completely overpowered
Plus, if the players do get stronger, simply make the enemies stronger as a response. Hell, enemies should be able to kill other players if you make them properly. We've seen that already with a few of them

>>30068570
Name one new person that got something new, Cury shat on the two new people and she's going to keep doing it. Cury should never have been given power.

>>30066048
Did you guys even ask me for its stats? From the looks of it, you played it all wrong without knowing how hard it actually was. I'll have to talk with you guys when i get the chance

>>30068594
Well simple
theres dandelion thats been really active. Theres also teatime as well
Basically, anyone who participated in either the hex clearing quest or Addy's pirate ship quest got a lot of gold (half of the gold from the pirate quest was donated to town in case your wondering)
So before you start whining about people getting cool shit, how about you start going on some quests yourself? You can't expect to get anything if you do absolutely nothing

>>30068609
Oh and did i forget to mention blue belle as well? A lot of new players have not only gone on quests, but they've also contributed a lot to the game as a whole
I'd say thats something to congratulate them on. Its great that so many new players are really into this

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>>30068470
I think that should be handled on a case by case basis. Obviously we shouldn't be seeing the town get flooded with enchanted armor and swords and shit like that, however I see no problem with GMs running a lot of minor quests and giving out minor rewards. Questing should be promoted and GMs should be limited as little as possible. We should restrict GMs that are giving out crazy good loot all the time (and the quests don't deserve it, ofc), but only if it becomes a problem and we should stray away from assigning blanket rules over GMs. That's what leads to things like meta councils and issues like that.

If you've got a problem with loot distribution or anything like that, take it up with the GM first. If they refuse to cut back or say they do but don't, then bring it up to the players either in chat or on the thread here. If the players agree and the GM still refuses, that's when you start talking to administration in order to solve the problem.

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What if our ponies had toes instead of hooves?

>>30068942
They wouldn't be ponies?

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>>30068594
>people that don't hail from FC aren't receiving rewards

>>30069060
He's obviously not even paying attention if he thinks that's even close to true. Ignore him, he's either retarded, uninformed, or trolling.

>become pone
>explore cave
>find book with iron covers, copper binding, and silver pages
>No one knows who created the first Pony, but there are days I wish I could find the slut and give her a good thrust. No, not for moral reasons.

>Don't get me wrong, genetically engineering a slave race seems pretty evil on the face of it, but the Ponies themselves don't seem to mind. They like existing, and they seem to be happy and enjoy life... well, that's more than what my parents did for me.

>No, my objections aren't moral, they're personal. Ponies make me uncomfortable. No... that's wrong; it would be more accurate to say that I'm uncomfortable with how comfortable they make me

>They were fine at first, when there were just a few thousand of them, rescued from slavers and dumped in our colony. You'd see one around here, or there. Always pleasant, always helpful. They were little, polite, and intensely non-threatening. You search for "inoffensive" in our dictionary, and you get a picture of a Pony.

>But they breed like rabbits, and now they outnumber us. A threat? No, nothing like that. Sure they're smarter than us, but that just makes them more useful. It's just that...

>You can't help but like them, and they can't help but like you. Part of that is behavioral; they adapt their conduct to whatever seems to please the griffons around them. Part of it is chemical; they've been engineered to give off pleasing pheromones.

>And don't get me started on their cute ears. Cute, delicate, and so expressive. You could tell everything about how a Pony was feeling just by watching her ears...

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>>30068609
Blue Bell and Tea Time are both from 4c you cuck

>>30066048
In another surprise turn of events, we are not playing X-COM and corpses do not sell for anything. The meat from the gator was sent to the butchers to spread amongst the griffon population, and we are keeping the hide for armor.
>>30068595
I don't think so. If it was supposed to be more difficult, I have no problems with retconning it into a normal gator. You'd need to talk to Mich though, he ran the fishing thing.

>>30069094
>Look, the thing is they always want to help you. To please you. They need to make you happy, or just to touch you and be around you. Imagine living in a world filled with desperately needy girlfriends. It's exhausting. And you can't just tell them to leave you alone, it hurts their feelings. Have you ever seen a pony cry? Can you imagine one of those cute faces scrunching up, tears pouring out of those big, pretty eyes as it just stands there apologizing? Or runs off to hide in shame? Trust me, nothing makes you feel like a mule the way making a Pony cry does.

>Now they outnumber us so heavily it's becoming completely overwhelming. I got on the train today and was the only griffon in a car with at least 20 Ponies. They all had to say hi and introduce themselves. They all wanted to sit next to me and chat me up. One of them gave me their coffee just because I yawned. Another said something like, "You look like you could use a hug." The next thing I knew I was in the center of a huddle of Pony fur.

>Fun? Have you ever had someone you've just met start licking your wings? Two of them were doing that to me in the middle of the mob. They usually aren't aggressive, but there just aren't enough griffons to go around anymore. The poor things are getting desperate. Half of them got off the train and followed me here. They're sitting just outside the room, looking for a way to open the gate.

>Look, I know what all the brochures say, but if you're smart, you'll turn right back around and head for the capital. Tell them to all go to the new world. There's a reason why our country is making it easy for griffons to emigrate to this new country, Equestria.

>Already bought land and swore citizenship? Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. Welcome to your new him. I guess it's a good thing you like ponies. Do I have a favorite type? I guess I do. I like the brown ones with white hair, but don't tell any of them that. I would hate to hurt the others' feelings.

>>30069094
>>30069168
i aint part of a slave race, pal.
Did this get posted in the wrong thread?

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>>30069484
The native ponies are. Or were before they became too numerous
No

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>>30069128
i'd appreciate if you could change it to a normal gator. From what i saw, the DC on it should of been higher yes. I don't mind you using them, just ask first if you don't have the actual stats. I'd be more then happy to give them to you if you'd like though

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Bumping for bees
Bees will save us

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Bat ponies when?

>>30072251
The same time we get mothponies

>>30072251
Bee ponies when?

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Made an in-character write-up for today's PnP2 quest.

Finally, after about a week of just coasting, I joined a foraging party for my first outing! I met some friendly faces for a little excursion in the jungle with a party led by some stallion named Crossfire. It felt pretty good to actually meet some new ponies and griffins, let alone discover some new things with them! Blue Belle and I found some mushrooms that smelled delicious, though I'm still wary to actually taste them yet... As a group we came across some sheep that change colors when they eat certain flowers -- Dream Sheep, as I later learned they're called. One small find with a pretty major one, so overall I'm satisfied with what we uncovered!

Well, apart from the timberwolves that were trying to eat the poor things. That wasn't exactly the most fun, but everyone covered each other well and got a few good blows in, and I got to kick one of the bastards in the jaw! Shit was so satisfying. In the end, we managed to dispatch the wolves and take the sheep back to town. The red one seemed to have really taken a liking to me! In fact, all of the sheep seemed to prefer the pony who matched their colors, with Dandelion and Blue Belle befriending the yellow and blue sheep, respectively. We’re all so cute together!

Altogether, we got home safely with our new friends in tow, though Red (actual name a work in progress) suffered a pretty nasty bite in the fray. I got them to the embassy's clinic along with Dandelion, and Ms. Vines patched them up and did a wonderful job to make sure they could make a full recovery. In fact, once they're back in full health, I was thinking about keeping them as a full-time pet, since Red never seems to want to leave my side. I don't think they'd be happier any other way, plus I'm sure we both could use the company! Besides, Ms. Vines also offered advice and instructions on how to properly care for Dream Sheep, so why not put that knowledge to good use?

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>>30072398

Of course, after all this, I'm still kind of wary about considering myself an “adventurer,” but Blue Belle also invited me to a grand opening for her adventurer's guild. Tending to Red's wounds took priority, but I'm still very much interested in taking a peek and even joining up if similar events are this rewarding! Even if it's just simple little tasks like scouting and whatnot, at least it would continue the momentum of having more things to do in-town. As long as I don't have to hassle with too many more Timberwolf fights, anyway. Those guys are more annoying than they are anything else.

Once all was said and done, I went home with my new friend, and also talked a little about what my next steps should be with Dandelion. She put some good ideas in my head for what to do in the future now that I have at least one little adventure under my belt. In addition to Blue Belle’s adventurer's guild, she mentioned that she joined the guard and made a recommendation for me to get some basic training through them. I figured I could do something along those lines, if only to earn my keep and assist in keeping the town safe while also training for any imminent dangers. You can never tell in a place like this, after all, especially after Dandelion mentioned there being some less reputable folks around. But I believe have a good friend in her and I trust her fully, and I'll look forward to spending more time with her while our sheep get acquainted in their new home. Plus, she gave me a gold bit to help me along, and that's always a bonus!

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>>30072408

Dandelion and Ms. Vines brought up a good question, though... what ever happened to Crossfire? He just ditched us when the Timberwolves appeared, and he didn't come back into town with us. I do hope he's alright, though at the same time he was kind of an asshole for abandoning us. Ah, well, I'm sure we'll meet again. For now, he's the last thing on my mind. It's time to rest and relish in the glow of the busy, but very fulfilling day!

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>>30072398
Fresh OC! Thanks, Weather.

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>>30072398
>>30072408
>>30072420
And a Pastebin link for future linkage:
https://pastebin.com/FWqdABxc

>>30072537
You're welcome. Was fun to write up while I was still feeling the RP momentum.

>>30072398
>>30072408
>>30072420
nice writeup.

>>30071170
Like I said, you probably ought to talk to Mich. He ran the gator, so he probably knows more than me. I'll say it was a normal gator until things get straightened out, though,

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>>30073922
easy.
>Be Griffon
>Make or buy baseball bat
>Be Bat Griffon.

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Save the filly

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Stray Shot's Journal Entry
Day 20

Well, I've just finished my second 10 days as a pony. I still want to go back home, but unfortunately I feel like that's gonna have to be a long term object (and, if I had to guess, an expensive one. Already saving bits now!)

Lessee... other stuff that's happened. Oh, I went with a group to secure a gem field near to the town for more resources. We were attacked by some kinda dinosaur birb, and then we had to take down a crystal golem (I didn't know shit like this even existed). The plan we came up with, in retrospect, was pretty damn stupid in my opinion, but Bit seemed to think it was the only option. She wasn't the one who accidentally flew right into the golem's face. He almost squashed me like a bug! I couldn't move, I was so stuck against the hard crystal. Luckily, at the last second a griffon named Peyote (who I have worked with a couple of times before) swooped in and swiped me away at the last second.

I managed to shoot off one of it's limbs, but right after that, holy shit! Tea Time shot off some kinda death star type cannon laser! It totally annihilated the golem! She was passed out for a couple of days. I felt kinda bad for sort of botching the whole thing... I went and brought a bottle of rum to Tea Time in gratitude.

Where did I get the rum? Well, the other day Addy recruited me to go with her to some shipwreck she had seen when she woke up in Equestria, and showed us a newspaper clipping of what she was talking about. I've been wanting to see the ocean near here, and especially a shipwreck, so I went.

Long story short, we fought a skellington crew, but Dandelion managed to place the source of their rage into a slot and made them all fall to a pile of bones. When we unlocked the captain's quarters, an Equestrian adventurer-type pega named Buck came out. He had the whole adventurer get up, with a scimitar and everything! He booked it pretty quick though, not that I blame him...
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>>30076286
Oh, I found Captain Red Hoof's hat! It's pretty sweet. Down in the cargo hold I managed to find 10 full bottles of pristine Equestrian rum! I could barely stuff them all in my saddlebags, but it was worth it! I've given one to Tea and still gotta give Addy one, but they're whole fifths!

Anyway, I'm getting sleepy. I got work to do tomorrow. End of log.