>be me >be mid 20s normalbro >it's Friday, fuck

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>be me
>be mid 20s normalbro
>it's Friday, fuck yeah.
>so excited, Remembered I scheduled a date with my girlfriend
>get to apartment, girlfriend is already there waiting for me
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>get formally dressed and drive us down to PF changs, because I love otaku culture
>romantic dinner of orange chicken, rice, and other jap things
>oh no, she got some orange sauce on her face!
>no worries, dab her cheek with a wet napkin like the gentleman I am
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>she smiled cutely and said her thanks
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>meal is over, driving her back to our home
>she has fallen asleep by the time we got there
>carry her in to get her ready for bed
>oh shit, you almost forgot the last part you had planned
"Dear?"
>"hmmm?"
>she is pretty drowsy, but you know she will like this surprise
"all of your best friends are here, already on the bed."
>"wait, wha- oh my gosh anon, you didn't! Just for me??"
"Of course twilight, you know I'd do anything for you, now quick, run along to your cuck shed and prepare to watch the fireworks!"
>"thanks anon! Make sure to pound rarity the hardest especially, as hard as you can for me!"
"You got it honey!"
>10/10 date night ensued

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