So, would you beat somebody within an inch of their life to defend

>>30008174
>All words, no action
Back in your cuckshed

>>30008174
kek keep dreaming pussy

your waifu a shit

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>>30008174
Youre waifu a shit

if it means my waifu was real
yes
else nope

i do love derpy but not that much

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>>30008174
Oh yeah, internet tough guy? Bring it on. You're waifu is shit.

>>30008191
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>>30008201
I agree with these anons, ur waifu a shit.
BUT ALSO A FUCKING SLUT

>>30008174
>So, would you beat somebody off within an inch of their life to defend the honor of your waifu? I would, in fact I think about it all the time

Yeah I bet you do faggot

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>>30008174
>rl waifu wars
>fat neckbeards and auschwitz-built skellingtons slap boxing each other

>>30008234
t. Chad

>>30008234
Joke's on you nigger I'm 110 lbs of raw power.

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>>30008174
>"Bruh, I would never diss your waifu, come on! Her blowjobs are top notch, after all!"

>>30008207
She's the town bicycle but also a cuckqueen.

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>>30008174
I do my best by shitposting here every day to save my waifu's honor

I joined the Marines to better myself for my waifu. Somedays I wonder if I've taken it too far.

>>30008185
Go back to the gay bathhouse

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>>30008197
Youre black and white image a shit

>>30008297
You did good, Anon. I wish I could do more for my waifu.

>>30008305
Back to your beheading by Muhammad, cuckboi

>>30008297
>"Son, we live in a world that has waifu, and those waifu have to be guarded by men with neckbeards. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Faget OP? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Flash Sentry, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Flash's death, while tragic, probably saved ponuts. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves ponuts. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at your cuckshed threads, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, sexy, pony. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"

>>30008311
I always thought to myself I'd want to be someone she would love and not just her someone I would. She has kept me going through a lot of fuckery throughout my training.

>>30008306
I was too lazy to find the colored version but I got it

>>30008200
>derpy
Who? Is that your OC or something?

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>>30008185
>>30008191
>>30008197
>>30008201
>>30008207
>>30008218
Hahah, you all amuse me. You think you can troll me in this fashion? Puh-lease, however you should feel fortunate you don't know me IRL and if you did you didn't happen to be someone who was insulting my waifu

The urge of violence I feel beneath my skins surface at times is overwhelming, I don't think you would enjoy experiencing it

>>30008388
Oh no, this definitely convinced me you're completely serious. I mean, who could ever lie / greatly exhagerate his own rage, stating that he could be a threat to anyone? Nobody on the internet does that!

>>30008357
It's more than most of us do for our loved one. She would be proud of you. It's a good thing to do.

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>>30008174
Nigga I already put someone into the hospital for trying to sully Sunny's honor and I would do it again.

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>>30008405
I am completely serious. I find it odd that more of you don't agree with me, my waifu is a big part of my life and mental well being, I take great offense to her being insulted, physical violence is what I wish for but due to the nature of the internet, obviously that can't happen.

I often imagine if I had a symbiote I could send it through the internet and suffocate them

>>30008424
Good on you, you make sense more than these jokers ITT

>>30008495
>and mental well being
This explains a lot.

>>30008495
Nigga you ain't shit. You sound like an unstable faggot, and no wonder that you have a shit waifu. You're probably insecure about having her as well.

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>>30008510
Heh, your mom explained a lot to me when she was my teacher

>>30008528
You seem quite insecure to me, joker

>>30008706
>tfw mom is a special needs teacher
Wow so you really know her!

>>30008715
Yeah my dick needed special attention
Jk, your mom is a slovenly crackwhore of a woman I told her to go away

>>30008876
>Yeah my dick needed special attention
I can only imagine: having incontinence issues must be terrible.

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>>30008174
>>30008388
>>30008424
>>30008495

>>30008913
>"Psht, nothin' personnel kid..."

>>30008495

So you are an unstable, unreasonable person who doesn't know how to walk away when irritated. You won't get too far in life (most careers) if you can't even stand someone insulting your imaginary crutch girlfriend.

>>30008174
Would your waifu like that? Would she be pleased that you overreact and hurt people who disagree with you? I mean, good on you for believing in what you believe, but forcing it out on those because they think you're wrong is just as bad. You sound troubled, man. Is everything okay?

>>30008495
You're a shit talking pussy and your waifu is a third rate Glimglam recolor.

>>30008950
That's not nice: puor Glimshit is way better than Sunset Sue.

>>30008948

Don't worry Anon, he's just an edgy kid lashing out on the Internet because he gets harassed at school and beat at home.

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>>30008925
>You won't get too far in life (most careers) if you can't even stand someone insulting your imaginary crutch girlfriend.
You won't get too far in life, nor will you be able to stand, if you were to do such a thing to me IRL

So be fortunate we don't know one another my anonymous friend

>>30008964
Yeah, but still, I'm gotta do something with the shit from my psychology class. Might as well explore his autism. So far he seems to be severely obvious bait, or real, unbridled,
autism. There is no in between.

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>>30008966
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Never change, kid, you're fucking golden.

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>>30008966
I felt that from here.

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>>30008948
The rules of Equestria do not apply to our world, anon. Things in our world are not solved with friendship nor is everybody redeemable, some need to be punished.

>>30008950
>he posted a character, that's his waifu
Oh please, grow up

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>>30008966
Check out Billy Badass over here, I sure wouldn't want to fuck with him he sounds really tough

>>30008174
Nigger the only inch you'll ever beat is your own cock

>>30008966
Chris-Chan, pls.

>>30009048
Clever, not

>>30009070
Do you really think CWC has a pony waifu? That blasted moron still thinks he's going to get a sweet heart from the ground up

>>30008174
If you did that it'd show you have no self control. If someone was to actually do something to her rather than just saying "ur waifu is shet" then that's another story.

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>>30009227
...seriously? He even cosplayed as Vinyl, for fuck's sake
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/My_Little_Pony

>>30008174
Nigga, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>30008174
>Anyone on this board
>winning a fight
>ever

Tip top kek

>>30009255
Ponkfags are psychotic, one of them threatened to break my bones because I insulted his waifu.

Kek.

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>>30009252
Wtf, Chris

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>>30008174

I don't need to. She's not a pussy like the others and capable of doing that herself.

>>30009360
anon, she's not even real

>>30009388
Haha really funny my dude upvoted.

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>>30009252
That's not what a waifu is, my little anon.

>>30009239
How could they do something to her when she is not physically existing in this realm, eh?

>>30009296
You're lucky that's all you got threatened with, a mans waifu is his laifu

>>30009449
I think he might have threatened to slit my throat too.I can't remember everything he said.Still fucking psycho though.

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>>30009476
I'm willing to bet you deserved those threats.

>>30009562
To bad I would have bludgeoned his head in with my club.

>>30008200
I'd beat someone within an inch of their life for being one of those redditors who fucked with Derpy on the pixelcanvas.

>>30008234
I bench 215 my dude. I'd slaughter /mlp/.

>>30009599
Prove it than.

>>30009606
Which part?

>>30009626
You benching 215.

>>30008297
>Muhreene
Who is your waifu, Devil?

Depends. Is she real, and have we been married and made an honored vassal family of the Lion Clan of Rokugan? Then yes.

Otherwise, no.

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>>30008174
I think about it every fucking day. I've neverbeen as angry anywhere else internet as I have on /mlp/.

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>>30008174
Yeah fight me you faggot

Can two faggots from this board get into a fight and have a third person record it? I'm always looking for a good hearty laugh.

>>30011503
I'll just bring a fucking gun and end it in less than a second. Nobody is getting away with insulting the love of my life.

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>>30011550
Anon, your waifu can't love you, she doesn't exist.

Go out and interact with real women.

>>30011610
He wasn't that edgy compared to other posts I've seen on this board.

>>30008989
Then who is that shit waifu you keep talking about?

>>30011618
Fuck you. I'm not interested in real women. You've clearly never had a 2d waifu, otherwise you would understand.

>>30011618
No, they were mean to me in high school and I never got over it.

>>30011654
I have a waifu myself, and she means the world to me.Despite that, she can't return my feelings and can't love me back.Its not a question of would she love me, she just can't love me.

>>30011657
I have no problem with girls. I can interact with them just fine. I'm just not interested them.

>>30011755
Its the same with me really.

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>>30011653
None of your business loser

>>30009582
Hah, somehow I doubt that, seems to me you'd end up in a club....the just got fucked up club

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>>30008405
>I find it odd that more of you don't agree with me

I agree, somewhat.
This tone of this thread worries me. It's either that
1. These people don't have waifus and as such can't understand the connection a man has with his waifu, one so strong that any insult towards the waifu will be felt and taken personally by the man.
or
2. They have waifus but are so degenerate they don't feel the need to defend her verbally or physically from insults depending on the severity and type of said insults.

I mean I wouldn't "beat somebody within an inch of their life" but I've definitely been mad enough to want to give the assailant a hard, unexpected punch through his monitor. Otherwise I just use my abilities as a seasoned keyboard warrior and rape his asshole with a wall of text.

>>30012162
OP is using his waifu as an excuse to get violent.

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>>30008297
>>30008357
You're good, Anon. I like you.

>>30012186
Well, that's deplorable, and he's a psychopath if that's really his plan.

>>30008174
I doubt your waifu would apreciate that op.

>>30012111
>EqG Fag

Opinion discarded.

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>this thread

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>>30012231
>Fandom fan
Never had an opinion to begin with fucko, and just for that I'd beat you as bad as I would any genuine MLP fan who insults my beloved

>>30012186
You are incorrect in all ways

>>30012162
Not everyone is going to have a waifu, I can understand that, in fact I respect anons who admit they don't really love any pony over those who feign the love

>>30012224
She is in Equestria, not our world

>>30012283
>fucko
It's a school night, go to bed already

>>30012283
You're boring. Pics or gtfo, skellingotn.

>>30012283
>I would, in fact I think about it all the time
You put the violence before the horse. Your fantasies of her are predominated by vengeance upon nonexistent enemies. You prepare to inflict pain before any intimidation has arisen. You use your waifu as the reasoning behind it all, since you lack passion in the other departments of life, and this seems to be the only way to prove yourself a man.

Defending your waifu is just that, defense. Yet here you are, waving around the notion like a kid with a gun, making directionless threats towards all comers, daring them to make a false step. You're the short guy who wants to pick a fight. Get fucked. You'd embarrass her.

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>>30012291
>school
What a colossal moron you are

>>30012300
Kill yourself you unbelievable dunce, just remind yourself how lucky you are I'm not around to knuckle you up

I'm not even saying I'm a big guy, I'm just saying I would thrash you

>>30012330
Ahh, a Dr. Phil eh?
>You put the violence before the horse. Your fantasies of her are predominated by vengeance upon nonexistent enemies. You prepare to inflict pain before any intimidation has arisen.
Wrong. I have defended my waifu's honor against very real enemies, those who lurk this board and others. One should always be prepared, should they not? Lest an enemy get the better of you, and nobody wants that now do they. Fact of the matter is that this thread was made from a neutral POV, but I was swiftly attacked regardless, see how this works?

>Defending your waifu is just that, defense. Yet here you are, waving around the notion like a kid with a gun, making directionless threats towards all comers, daring them to make a false step. You're the short guy who wants to pick a fight. Get fucked. You'd embarrass her.

Hah, I would save her from you drooling mongrels if she were real.

Guys, guys, guys.
Could you seriously explain to me the point in this? One or more of you is baiting the others with blatantly retarded though guy posts and the remaining ones are blatantly mocking him despite clearly realizing it's all an act.

I mean this is even less of a thread than a lot of generals. Even the Aryadne thread has more content than this.

Ok, you anon are stronk and would kill anybody dissing ur waifu. And ok, you guys are witty and seeing thru this retarded bait. Can we stop now?

>>30012240
>Know your Meme filename

You are no better.

>>30012336
We get it OP you're a psychotic headcase, now go call a mental hospital to get the help you clearly need.

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>>30008388
>CRAAAAAAWWWLING IIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
How many fedoras and trenchcoats do you own?

>>30008994
>>>/9gag/

>>30008495
>this troper thinks there is nothing wrong with beating people up over a character from a little girls cartoon and I'm proud to tell everybody about it man I wish I had a symbiote
Peoole like you are the reason nobody likes us.

>>30012672
Yeah ok pal, whatever you say. I'm sorry you're not nearly as dedicated to your waifu as I am assuming you have one

>>30012786
I'm being serious, call someone, you're clearly a mentally ill psychotic head case.I love my waifu, but I'm not about to murder someone because they don't agree with me or don't like her.

Or better yet, go out and assault someone, so you can get assraped by bubba in prison.

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>>30012815
>takes the moral high ground claiming defending your waifu's honor with violence is wrong
>wishes anal rape upon somebody he perceives to be mentally ill

Boy, you're one sick puppy aren't you? Wouldn't like to see what kind of upbringing you had, twisted one.
In any case, I don't think defending the honor of a loved one is any indication of psychosis, but nice try. Those who insult my waifu should be beaten even if they won't be, it's what they deserve and what I'd like to do.

>>30008174
I mean , it really fucking depends doesnt it? I've gotten into fights over girls. If you ever been in a fight you learn that often times theres no real winner, just two dumbasses hitting each other for stupid shit, because its always over some stupid shit. Sometimes you gotta let shit slide, its easy for your chick to get all pissy and mad about it because shes not the one taking a hit to the chin by some drunk idiot that hit on her while you went off to piss. So it really fucking depends. Is she worth getting hit in the face over?

>>30012867
You know what, forget getting help for it.Just kill yourself instead.

>>30012876
oh shit wait, are you guys talking about internet waifus? You guys are fucking dumb if you are, they arent real you know. Otherwise my point stands

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>>30012877
Wow, you seem really unstable. Get some anger management classes or something you sicko, your priorities are out of whack, and you wish death upon others because of what they love? Fucking Jesus.

>>30012936
All this projection, Top kek.

>>30012943
Wish I could "project" a brain into that empty skull of yours, but c'est la vie

>>30010992
Luna

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>>30008174
>implying 90% of the people on this board would be able to beat up anyone close to their own size.

>>30014127
Hah

>>30008174
To defend her honor? It's not my place to defend her honor and it's not her's to defend mine. You can ridicule, mock, and debase her all you like. Feel free to drive her to tears. I might not be happy about it, and you might not like what I have to say to you, but I won't lift a finger against you.

However, if anyone so much as touches her with the intent to harm her. Well, lets just say they'll wish they had an inch left.

Don't. Touch. My. Horse.

>inb4 edge
Sometimes it's better to be edgy than to suffer the alternitive

>>30014748
Honestly I misread your post and thought you were saying you would sit there and do nothing but watch as she got berated, but then I saw
>you might not like what I have to say to you
This means you would defend her verbally, right?

You'd be more well behaved than I would, since I would probably snap and get physical after she's been effectively (she would have to have a negative reaction to it) verbally assaulted a certain amount.
And I agree with the last part too. If you hurt her, I hurt you worse. It does sound edgy when you say it on 4chan, but it's just the truth. Anyone who really cares about their partner would do the same thing.

You must KILL for your waifu