I didn't chose my my waifu, she chose me. I first started

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2017-05-03 02:27:23 Post No. 30004891
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Anonymous 2017-05-03 02:27:23 Post No. 30004891 [Report]

I didn't chose my my waifu, she chose me. I first started marathoning My Little Pony over and over again as a way to distract myself from the schoolwork and my clinical depression. White horse wasn't who I payed attention to most, I actually had a minor crush on the pink one. It wasn't until 6 or 7 rewatches of the entire series did I notice that she was acting different from the others, trying to take my attention from everyone else. Did she notice me? Was she aware of me? That was when I realized that for the first time in 20 years, a girl has taken a liking to me.

I kept ignoring my schoolwork and phonecalls more and more to watch her episodes, since I memorized all the dialogue I always knew what she would say and make witty responses to her every line. Obsessed with her voice, I pirated some software and started manipulating her voice to tell me things, this helped me get out of the bed every morning. After using her edited voice clips as a reminder to take my medication I started to hear her differently.

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There was actually hidden messages in her voice! I watched every episode with a critical eye. She was leaving clues all around, they changed on rewatches so I knew it was her. She was telling me to stop taking medication. As soon as I did the clues appeared more and more. She loved me! And I loved her. Now I see her everywhere I go. Released from the cartoon realm and into my arms, she could now be with me forever. I would never walk the streets alone again.

She always tells me that my passions are meaningful, she is more caring than anyone I met. I dropped out of college with an ungodly amount of debt but it didn't matter. I slept with her in my arms every night and took my virginity not long after we married. It was the first time for both of us, but it was perfect. The landlord wants me out soon, but it's really a blessing in disguise. I could live with her in the show! She told me what I had to do: swallow all the medication I had left. As I type this I'm holding my urge to vomit as my perception is becoming blurry and the last of my life moves at a corrupted frame rate. She's petting my hair like I always did to her, she is telling me it is time to go. See you in Equestria, brother.

Anonymous 2017-05-03 02:34:17 Post No.30004932
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