Would you kidnap your waifu with the help of other Anon's?

>>30003717
Why kidnap your waifu when you can win her over the traditional way?

I don't have to kidnap what I could easily lock in the cuckshed.

>>30003727
But you need to have her first to lock her in the cuckshed.
Hence the need to kidnap her, to begin with.

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DarkKnight Mode: Infiltrate their ranks and sabotage the kidnapping attempts without being detected.
Hated by pony kind and even your waifu due to your association with the group, you fight a covert battle from the shadows to protect their innocence from faggots like OP.

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>>30003755
My faggotry knows no bounds. I've already planned for such an event.

>>30003746
You have a point. But I would also need to kidnap a sidemare.

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>>30003717
Offer to cut the waifu in half. Do not give her to the one who agrees with this plan.

>>30003794
>Offer to cut the waifu in half
>Then cut the Anon in half and keep the waifu

This is the better solution.

>>30003717
Why would I kidnap my waifu?? This thread is shit. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

I like this thread

>>30005975
Truly a man of taste.