>Season finale
>Starlight dies
>After 3 days is resurrected as an alicorn
>Ascends to a plane of existence higher than Celestia can even imagine
>Essentially becomes the show's GOD>"Starlight, Starlight wake up!"
>"Ugh, what happened?"
>"You've been in a coma since you tried to cast the mind control spell. Are you okay?"
>"Yeah sure. Gee, I'm sorry I tried to control you and your friends again."
>"Apology not accepted Starlight. That is illegal spellcasting! Celestia's taking you to jail in 2 hours."
>>30002843
>tfw you realize starlight glimmer is an anagram for Jesus Christ
>>30002858
wiat a second... no its not. Theres no g in gesus
>>30003557
are u sure about that
>>30002843
>Starlight dies
Anon, this is a kids show. No one ever dies. Most likely she will be sent to the cuckshed.
>>30003613
Checkmate, atheists.
>>30003630
That's a weird looking cuckshed.
>>30003630
Ah, the coffin. The final cuckshed.
>>30003644
>>30002858
Anagrams of Starlight Glimmer:
>Slammer Tight Girl
>Math Triggers Mill
>Salt Glimmer Girth
>Legal Tight Rim Mrs
>>30003664
>Mr Legal's Tight Rim
>Me grill that's grim
>Right, me grim stall
>Grimmer salt light
>>30003664
>>30003948
I kind of want a green where Anon trolls Glimmer by anagramming her name into lewd or creepy phrases
>>30003613
I guess sombra was just pretending.
>>30006726
oh anon, everyone knows males don't count!
>>30003664
>>30003948
>>30004269
Fund it.
>>30006771
>>30003613
>>30003630
Remember the Arimaspi?