If you walked up behind her and lifted up her dress, how

>>29995570
She'd throw me in the cuckshed.

Smiles and one week later she ask me for being my gf. Thats how i got my first gf 8 years ago

>>29995570
Pinkie would eventually make her give you a get well soon balloon and tie it on your hospital bed

>>29995626
underage ban detected

>>29995636
lmao

>>29995570
She would kick you.
Fucking idiots.

>>29995574
Impossible. They're full of my pony wives.

>>29996128
RIP Anons knees.

>>29995570
"Please stop doing that."

>>29996861
>Keep doing it.
>After the third time she sighs and walk a foot out of your reach.

>>29995662
Not really, i´m 19

>>29995570
She probably puts it on in a way that it doesn't go against the grain of her coat so she'd put it on correctly again.

>>29997056
Well you only get a gf when you are 11 that way, yes

To all people thinking Maud will buck you.

No, she won't, the new episode proved she is extremelly passive and hates to take in action even if it would for her best.

She is very varnurable. Very rapeable horse.

>>29997595
>rapeable

bitch she could crush boulders with her bare hooves, she'd have no problem ripping you in half if she made the effort

>>29997608
You need to be smarter than that rather than throwing herself at her.

>Bounds (While she is sleeping, we need real strong ones, perhaps combine it with a drug that makes her muscles numb so she would not break'em just to be sure?)
>Blackmail

Come on now. I pressume Maud would bee asy to blackmail with certain things.

You need to get creative with your rapes

>>29997608

>the effort

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>>29997624

>>29995570
>"You're behaving inappropriately. Not like a rock at all."

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>>29997739
why would you do that

>>29997788
For pleasure, of course, Maud's innner sensetivity is very luring for her to be used and played with in the most of rapeful ways.

why do you anons always want to rape maud

>>29997852
Anons are willing to have sex in some sort, way, or form, but would be too socially retarded to actually talk to even someone like Maud.

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>>29997624
everytime i feel i've heard it all, niggas like you make me second guess everything

>>29997739
see this shit would not work on regular actual maud
ya wanna know why?
two words nigga
KENSHIRO
STRENGTH

>>29995570
Maud's fetish is casual public sex. She wouldn't resist, she'd just smile ever so slightly, raise her tail and let it happen.

>>29997739
i want to sex the autistic pony but i'm too lazy to read

i guess that means i don't really want to sex her that much

well, back to business

>>29997624
What could you possibly blackmail maud with. any threats on her family will be met with you getting killed

>>29996128
>>29996162

"I used to be a molester like you. Then I took a hoof to the knee."

>>29995570
Ask why you're doing it

>>29997739
well this was edgy

>>29998373
>Use her insecurity
"Hey Maud I got your nudes/embarassing photos"
"No one will like you when they will be released, everyone will leave you."
>In case she attempts to hurt you
"Don't even think of hurting me, Pinkie wouldn't awnt ot talk to you ever again and you'd be a monster"

>>29998443
Irl rape tends to be

>>29998426
>anon walks around p0nyville randomly interrupting conversations with this
>every once in a while, he also stays up late to collect the thrown out old pastries from sugarcube corner
>the next day he rants about sweetrolls and pelts all the confections at passerbys

>>29995570
>"*Toooot*"
>Your eager smile drops to a shocked and disgusted frown
>Maud speaks, in her monotone voice
>"You shouldn't have lifted that."
>Letting go, you stay in the same variable position as you walk away.
>Getting to a lake, you finally release your form and begin heaving into the water, letting off wet and large loads of vomit.

>>29998450
"But I thought Pinkie constantly hurts Tireks and Discords and other weird creatures like you anon with rainbow stuff"

>>29998511
"they all fall in comparison in my white sticky semen, the defeater of all elements. I've come to put these powerful fluids into you."

>>29998610
"Like that time Trixie accidentally turned Boulder into a pony and that stuff came out of him when he was rockin' his hard granite penis? Do all humans have granite penises?"

>>29998740
"Only one way to find out Maud"

>unzips pants

>>29998822
Smooth

bum

>>29995570
Give her a carrot first and you'll be fine, be gentle though.