>"With the right stone, you could rule all of Equestria."
>"You're just messing with me."
>"Am I?"
U-um... guys? Is Maud going to be one of those autistic spree killers?
>>29980574
That all depends on whether Princess Celestia will grant her request to see the Canterlot Geological Society's rock collection.
Maybe Tirek escapes and traps all magic in a massive geode, maybe he doesn't. Only time will tell.
>>29980574
Why do you think Pinkie was being so desperate to force her to have a real friend. She knows Maud is one bad day away from wiping out half of Canterlot before she is cornered and commits suicide
>>29980611
>furcils will never make proper porn of waifu Marble
>>29980574
No you silly, Maud is a wise and powerful being that was chosen to hold way more knowledge than any other pony for a reason.
>>29980574
The One Stone.
>>29980574
I hope so, that would be a_killer_episode
>>29980574
Nah. She'll just have Starlight make everyone love rocks as much as she does.MaudXEquestria Harem Ending Achieved.
>>29980708
SPACEMAN SAYS EVERYBODY LOOKED DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc16Y9fiCvQ
>>29980574
>With the right stone, you could rule all of Equestria
>>29980611
>"I've got to tell you, Pinkie... I'm just really done with this happy singalong world."
"W-What?"
>"You're my sister and I love you, so listen: I've constructed a massive underground shelter under the farm. It's got everything you and the family need to live for several lifetimes."
"Now Maud, w-we've been over this! Nopony wants to be friends with gloomy-doomies!"
>"I've got several cataclysmic chains of events arranged in a domino effect, ready to topple this world and all its inhabitants with just a few letters. I want you-"
"You're so funny, sis!"
>"I want you to take the next train back to the farm-"
"Is this some new material you're trying out?"
>"And inform the folks that I've got to go away. That it's all got to go away."
"G-goodness, Maud, look at those pretty butterflies! Look at them land on the flowers! Look how amazingly beautiful all this nature is! Doesn't it make you just want to...to preserve it for future generations?!"
>"I'm so weary. So weary..."
"Look at those rocks over there! Wow, what are those?"
>"Pinkie..."
"Are they feldspar, Maud? Or muh...mosquitomite?"
>"That's 'muscovite,' Pinkie. And no, it's corundum."
"Wowzers! So cool! Hey, that reminds me, um... Twilight! Uh, just told me today that she was able to get you a...a private study session with Princess Celestia's personal rock collection!"
>"...Really?"
"Oh, absolutely! Just you! Nopony else! You're the best geolomogist she could think of!"
>"...That does sound like it could produce some modicum of joy."
"Yeah, a whole modicum of it! A Maudicum! We better get back to town and take her up on it, don't you think?"
>"I...suppose. Boulder is feeling hungry, though."
"Well then, let's hit up Sugarcube Corner and get that peckish pebble something scrumptastic!"
>Maud blinked before turning and started along the woodland path back into town.
>Pinkie wiped the sweat from her forehead with a wobbly hoof, wondering how long this diversion of focus would last.
"Look at the fire in her eyes!"
"With the right stone, you could rule all of Equestria"
"I'm better off being alone."
Is her love of ADHD Laughter element sister the only reason why she didn't kill herself or become a serial killer?
>>29980910
kek
>>29980910
>"Is this some new material you're trying out?"
Nice attention to detail mr writefag.
>>29981930
I don't get it.
>>29980574
She's not wrong though. Elements of harmony (and the tree of harmony), the crystal heart etc. are all magically powered stones.
>>29980574
Nah. She's just gonna make a country wide transmutation circle.
>>29983401
How do you think they got the one for the Alicorn Amulet, anyway?
>>29980574
I don't see how an earth pony could be a threat.
>>29980695
To rule them all.