MLP/Incestuous Relationships Thread

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>>29979852
Better make more 'brothers' and 'sisters' for Dinky.

>>29979902
Why the fuck is there so much god-tier art of Derpy?

>>29979939
Cause she deserves it.

>>29979902
>"Anon? Are my undies too small for me? I bought them a few days ago and I kinda forgot to check whether or not they were my size."
>"And are you nearly finished with your homework? Dinky said she wants to play <favourite board game> and it's been forever since we sat down together!"

>>29979939
>so much
I don't think there is nearly enough, either pony or humanized/eqg form.

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>"W-what are you doing back there big bro?"

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>>29980376
Measuring your fertility.

>>29979852
>fucking your retarded little sister.

never change /mlp/

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>>29980121
So is this kid anon talking with Derpmom? Because if it is, my dick is ready

>>29980376
>"I can't believe I fell for the muffin trap again."

>>29980428
She's not retarded, she just has an eye disorder.

>>29980465
No newfag, she is his sister...and the mother of his child.

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>>29979852
I want to be Sunset Shimmer's daddy and make her a mommy.

>>29980609
Well call me new all you want.

I'm going to fap to this idea
>Kid anon in Equestria
>Adopted by Derpy
>Same age as Dinky
>Derpy has sex with them in a threeway that would send her straight to the royal dungeon

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>>29980639
>not related by blood

>>29980728
Dinky and Derpy are related.

>>29980728
>Doodle for ants

>>29980735
But not Anon and Derpy

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>>29979852
Actually, I wonder how Derpy would behave as Anon's incestuous sister? Bumbling, clumsy, but always trying her best? Unintentionally seductive with a big, earnest smile on her face? The type to accidentally parade around the house in borderline lingerie because she forgot to do a wash and all her regular clothes and underwear are dirty? I can almost see her blushing and getting frustrated when she can't stammer out some kind of seductive pun for Anon that utilizes the word "muffin".

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>>29977272
>It's another beautiful day on your way to school.
>Made all the better by the shiny smile on your sister's face beside you.
>"Sooooo..."
>That grin is a little too wide.
>"Are you going to tell me what was bothering you yesterday?"
>Fuck. You knew forgot something.
"It's... nothing, really. At least nothing new."
>"You're blushing!"
>Fuck. That mental image of her stepping out of the shower was still very fresh.
"Am not!"
>She wraps her arm around you and closes in.
>"Come on, Nonnie, you can't fool me."
>This is getting dangerous. You know she means well, but she can't know. Not ever.
>Her face suddenly gets serious. "Look... I had an issue last night, and you helped me out."
>"So, now you have an issue, and I want to help out. That's only fair, right?"
>Damn it, why does your sister have to be such a saint?
>Now you'd just feel bad if you lied to her. Which she would no doubt pick up on, prompting further questions.
>This situation must be defused. A reassuring smile and a half-truth should do the trick.
"It's just... something I have to deal with by myself. I don't want to drag you down with me, after all."
>"Oh..." She looks deflated. "If you say so..."
>Suddenly she slaps the back of your head.
>"Race ya to school!"
>Phew. You were really worried for a moment there.
>You start running, but you can't keep up. Was she always this fast?
>You arrive at the school's entrance, and she's nowhere to be seen.
>Maybe she just didn't want to be late.
>The entire school day passes without you seeing her once.
>You were supposed to share a math class today, but she didn't show up.
>It does make sense, who actually wants to learn probability theory?
>The Sun is shining on the way home just as bright as ever... but somehow it's not the same.
>You arrive back home. She's probably there already.
>Someone with a familiar set of hair colors is standing outside your front door.
>"Dude, it's about time."
"Uhh... can I hel-"
>"We need to talk."

>>29977272
Good update IssuesAnon. I look forward to more.

>>29980121
>wearing underwear
Silly Derpy, that's bad for your cooch

>>29981132
I'm sure she'd just refer to her downstairs as her muffin
and forget lingerie, she'd go around in a towel or less, hugging Anon and insisting there's nothin wrong with it because he's her big brother and she loves him

>>29981200
>Fuck. You knew forgot something.
missed a word here.

>>29981200
Oh shit, she didn't get kidnapped again did she?

>>29981270
Fuck. Another typo to fix in the pastebin.

>>29981282
dude i'm loving this and then some

>>29974740
>pasta muffins
shit is Derpy going to accidentally invent kugel? because kugel is fucking good.

>>29980428
>Derpy
>Retarded.
>never change /mlp/
You clearly weren't here for the lewd of Anon anally raping a mute retarded vinyl scratch

>>29981408
She wasn't retarded, and it wasn't rape. She wanted it.

>>29981408
So, your either a newfag that doesn't know how to read, or a shitposter looking for (you)s. I am curious which you are.

>You and Maud get along better than your other sisters for sure
>she's not weird and insane, and she leaves you alone when you want. You do the same with her
>but you learn pretty quickly that you're happy being left alone... together.
>Sometimes you spend hours doing something together, not even talking, but you feel like you've spoken volumes.
>You start to think of each other as just one person, not feeling complete when you're apart, and not keeping anything separate.
>Maud just comes in when you're in the bathroom. she's always done that. You weren't sure if it went both ways since you're a guy, but you had to pee one time when she was in the shower, and she didn't care. You didn't knock or ask because that would only encourage her to say no and make her feel weird.
>You never want her to feel weird.
>it's been this way for years. Before you both started puberty. Buuut now you have.
>You were a little surprised the first time you saw her just rubbing herself in front of you, but you didn't react. you just stared.
>"You're hard" she said, in that usual disaffected tone
Uh, yeah. No big deal, right?
>"It hurts." she has always known when you're uncomfortable. You can't try to lie. You wouldn't lie to her anyway, but... "take care of it"
>It's not an order, or permission, it's just a voice being put to how you feel. Well, one thing that you feel. You're feeling a few things right now.
>It's a shame you can't be as simple as Maud. She's so perfectly straightforward. You'd like things to be so simple. It's too bad she doesn't pick up on that p-
>"I'll do it"

>>29981425
>>29981433
Not that Anon, but the prompt was Anon raping his "mute, mildly retarded" sister. I don't know if the writefag who wrote it (Frostybox) went all the way to retarded territory, but the writing made it seem like she wasn't all there.

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>>29981425
It was dubious consent at best, just because she held Anon's arm afterwards before leaving doesn't mean it was wholly consensual, it was implied by Anon that she was somewhat in the spectrum.
>>29981433
>So, your either a newfag that doesn't know how to read, or a shitposter looking for (you)s.
How does someone even respond to that?
I've seen "never change" posts before.
I understand you didn't mean it in a derogatory manner, but the way you used it didn't really make sense; besides nobody talking about her being retarded last thread or in this thread, she isn't canonically retarded is she? She comes off as really genuine and clumsy to me but not actually retarded, nobody was talking about fucking a retarded little sister this time, friend.
>I am curious which you are.
I'm the guy that wrote the green that then became this thread's edition. Fight me.
>>29981475
>I don't know if the writefag who wrote it (Frostybox) went all the way to retarded territory, but the writing made it seem like she wasn't all there.
IIRC he wrote her as being mildly autistic or something.

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>>29981468

>>29981557
I was wrong, it was an option I didn't list. What that guy was talking about here>>29981408
was a different story...and sadly old and dead. You being a writefag has no bearing on this, if you do a dumb, you do a dumb. fite me.

>>29981468
m-muh dick.

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>>29981636
Fuck off MercerAnon

>>29981645
Who?

>>29981636
>You being a writefag has no bearing on this
>I am curious which you are.
Anon doesn't know what he wants.

>>29981468
>She reaches out and rubs your bulge. "I don't know how to do this. I don't have one" her simple matter-of-fact statements, as usual, get right to the point
>"I think you should take your pants off. They're holding it in." she says while just doing it for you. She does that sometimes, talks through doing something. Only to you though. Other people get upset, think she's stating the obvious to imply they're stupid. After a while she mostly stopped talking to other people.
>"I still don't really know what I'm doing." she rubs the underside of your wood with the stiff palm of her hand, up and down. "When does it come out?"
>This is one thing you've never shared before, and you realize how unusual it is. She knows something, obviously she had sex ed class too. You're sure she got an A as usual. Not that there's a lot of detail to learn given you go to school in Whinntercourse Ponesylvania.
Uh.. It has to..
>You're starting to breathe hard
>"Can you hurry up? I want to get back to mine" if anyone else said that, the cringe would probably paralyze your boner, but you know she isn't being impatient or critical, she just genuinely wants to rub herself more.
I could.. um....
>Reeeal smooth, Anon. Maybe sometimes you DO need words.
>You just reach over and touch her. She didn't ask permission, after all
>"Thanks. but I know how. I just want you to feel good too"
I... uh.. get more... turned on, if I can touch you
>special relationship or no, you feel pretty ear-burningly spaghettish. Maud seems to get the idea, though. the two of you keep awkwardly rubbing each other.

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>>29981700

>>29981700
>Nothing stands in your way, as Maud has never worn underwear. When your mom tried to tell her to, she just asked "why?" and nobody could think of a good answer. She'd just take them off anyway. They gave up when she was about 5.
>Her hand gets sticky with your precum, a strange way of keeping score, indicating you're not doing nearly as well.
>"I'm glad you like touching me, Anon." Unspoken is the fact that she's not really enjoying your unskilled ministrations, but is happy that you're happy. The sooner you get off, the sooner she can get back to taking care of herself.
>Meanwhile, the simple knowledge that you're touching a girl's vulva is turning you on so hard that you'd probably have shot off already if not for the distraction of trying your best to figure out what the hell you're doing.
>"Anon... can you do something for me?"
>There's a rare direct request. She usually just looks in your direction if she needs something, and you figure it out.
A-anything.. uh, you want..
>"That."
>what?
What?
>"Anything -you- want. I don't want you to not-do anything. If it's what you want, then it's what I want"
Maud..
>"You were just sitting there, watching, but not doing anything. It seemed like you were holding back. I don't want you to do that. But I don't know what you want, so you have to do it, or tell me"
>The normally highly articulate Maud is running into trouble with this new area of life there aren't a lot of frequently-used words for

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>>29981700
hng

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I can't tell you all how glad I am to be back to this thread after 4 days of non-stop exam and dissertation work.
Thank you, /incest/.
Anal, I see you've been slacking on the Grandmothers. Don't let your drawfag down, my guy. There just might be something in it for you.

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>>29981799
>>Nothing stands in your way, as Maud has never worn underwear.

>>29981799
I d-.. thank you. I'm.. can't just.. you're my sister, and..
>"I'll do something if you want it. I don't want us to start having secrets. Secrets are bad. I don't like not knowing things. That's why I study."
>You wrap your hand around Maud's hand, which is cupping your glans, and try to get some words together
I don't want to keep secrets from you either, Maud. I just don't have any words right now. Is this how you feel when you're just quiet?
>You once watched her assemble an entire shelf for her rock collection without asking for help or a tool or saying a word about it, or even reading any instructions out loud to herself.
>"I don't need any words when I touch myself, and you don't either"
>You weren't certain if she even knew you masturbated, but it's not really a shock. You still shared a room, and sometimes had a flashlight under your blanket. You assume she has only just started, since she obviously isn't hiding it and you've never seen her hand under her tunic before, except to idly scratch
>You wonder what will happen if your sisters or parents catch her. They don't understand her like you do.
>She might only do it in front of you though. You don't see her going in the bathroom with them.
>On the other hand, she can be pretty clueless in a way you've always admired. You remember her first period, a few months ago. She was just walking around at the park, barefoot on the grass, looking for rocks, when a drip went down her legs. "Oh. I'm bleeding." she just walked up to your mom and nonchalantly took a tampon out of her purse like it was a piece of candy, stuck it up there, and went on with her day. You're not sure Mom even noticed, as she was distracted by Pinkie telling another endless story while trying to get Marbs and Lime to stop fighting
>Later on when you all sat down for your family picnic of rock soup and fried rock cornish game hen, you caught a glimpse between Maud's legs, haphazardly apart as usual. Was that a string?

>>29981879
>>On the other hand, she can be pretty clueless in a way you've always admired. You remember her first period, a few months ago. She was just walking around at the park, barefoot on the grass, looking for rocks, when a drip went down her legs. "Oh. I'm bleeding." she just walked up to your mom and nonchalantly took a tampon out of her purse like it was a piece of candy, stuck it up there, and went on with her day. You're not sure Mom even noticed, as she was distracted by Pinkie telling another endless story while trying to get Marbs and Lime to stop fighting
>>Later on when you all sat down for your family picnic of rock soup and fried rock cornish game hen, you caught a glimpse between Maud's legs, haphazardly apart as usual. Was that a string?

Well, that toned down my sweating.

>>29981879
>"Anon." She puts her hand on your nose. A cute gesture she picked up from watching The Sword in the Stone together.
>Maud really identified with the little girl squirrel who had no way of understanding why she was different from someone who had just seemed to be the same.
>It started with the full both hands covering the face, but after she accidentally poked you in the eye (you found her in the corner of her room silently tearlessly crying and had to show her you were okay) she reduced it to the one-handed gesture.
>The hand she was using now was her right, the one that was just touching herself (for some reason she held you with her left, your hand still wrapped around that hand). You could smell something interesting.
>You give your sweet gray sister a closed-eyes smile, your shorthand for 'I was thinking about stuff'.
You're right, we don't need words all the time. But.. I don't want to hurt you accidentally while trying to do the opposite.
>You don't mention the eye poking incident, but Maud understands. Her memory was impeccable, after all. She could write the entire screenplay of movies she liked, and did once, for a school paper.
>She stands up, holding your hands, and looks over at her bed

>>29981914
intimacy is intimacy, man. you want a girl without shame or self-conciousness, that's what you get.

>>29981971
I'm still reading, I just don't find periods to be erotic.
I do appreciate the the bit of characterization it gives though.
But it seems we're getting back on track with
>She stands up, holding your hands, and looks over at her bed

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>>29981952

>>29982003
indeed, I'm just starting to run low on ideas. I don't wanna ruin it.. and it seems most greensmiths take breaks.
i have a sweet ending in mind at least

>>29981952
>Without any pomp or circumstance, Maud reaches down to the hem of her tunic. She pulls it up and off in one motion, baring her whole grey body to you.
>You've seen her in the shower, on the toilet, changing clothes... but this is the first time the nudity has had no practical purpose. You don't try to avert your eyes. Your sister shows no reaction at all as you take in her subtle curves, punctuated with bony bits around her hips, knees, and elbows.
>You see the small round cones on her chest, topped with puffy darker-grey nipples; and six purple hairs sticking out of her mons, with a few wisps visible on her lips. As usual she's standing with her legs decently apart, not concerned at all with what she's exposing.
>She looks absolutely perfect to you, in a way you never realized. It then hits you for the first time that you've been nude yourself since she pulled your pants off, as you weren't wearing a shirt. Not having to worry around Maud has given you a great sense of freedom, which now becomes exhilarating. You've never seen her stare at any part of you, nor avert her eyes.
>Once again your hands are in hers, as she lays down on the bed and pulls you into a hug. A loving hug. A perfect brother hug. Nearly half of your total skin is touching right now, even her toes are pressed up against your ankles (due to your height difference). She feels so smooth, and oddly clammy, like a river pebble
>Your favorite sister doesn't move for a long time. She just inhales your breath, feels your heartbeat, and cares not one bit that your still hard and sticky erection is poking right into her navel. You remember what she said about doing anything you want, and decide to start by sticking your tongue into her mouth.
>It's not a kiss exactly, it's more like exploring, tasting. You pull her tongue out of her mouth with your lips and suck it like a caramel.
>Maud allows this without any interference or participation other than a muffled vocalization. Was that a moan?

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>>29982126
unf

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>>29982126
And we're back

>>29982126
>As you transition into proper deep french kissing, you detect Maud's enjoyment coming out of every pore. She stares deeply into your eyes, despite the distance being so close neither of you can focus. You tickle her upper lip with your soft, newly-grown mostlystache. You can almost taste her smile
>Then it hits you. You're not sure which of you realizes it first, possibly both at once, but you're both a lot better with your mouths than with your untrained fingers
>When Maud unwraps her arms and pushes herself up on the bed, you don't consider for a second that she's dissatisfied or wants to stop. You read her subtle expression and body language perfectly, and turn yourself around.
>You both shuffle and scoot on the bed until your faces are lined up with each others' genitals, and pause briefly to take in the moment.
>You pick up the same scent on her fingers earlier, but stronger now. You can't place it, any more than you can describe what your own odor is like, but you know it smells good and right.
>Maud stares at your throbbing member, pulsing with blood from the inhalation of her pheromones. All manner of instincts begin to take hold, along with her usual hyperfocus. This is her brother's. It's special. It's male. She hasn't seen it like this before today.
>You grab her by the hips and roll gently onto your back, spreading her legs to either side of your head. A drop of moisture falls from her quim onto your cheek.
>Both of you have nothing on your mind but each others' pleasure. Becoming even closer to the person you're already closest to in the world.
>You press your lips against your favorite sister's sweet honeypot and just leave them there for a moment, giving her a new kind of kiss.
>She does the same, just touching her soft, smooth lips to the top of your glans, facing upside-down from her viewpoint
>You extend your tongue and lick once along her slit, eliciting an audible "eep!" the first time you've ever heard her make that kind of noise.

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>>29982290
>69'ing your sister
Sadly I've run out of sweatman

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>>29982290
make her bedrock

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Ya know.. Ruri is an onee-san so she would make a good mother

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>>29982324
You're going to hell, Carlos

>>29982350
Dumb weeb poster

>>29982290
>Something about knowing you're eliciting a brand new response in your normally taciturn sister spurns you on. You penetrate her folds with your tongue and run it along every surface you can find
>Maud removes her mouth from you and begins panting heavily, occasionally moaning or making mewling sounds.
>You miss the feel of her lips, but it's for the best since you're not going to last nearly as long as she does. Not that either of you are aware of that. That's greentext magic right there.
>Anyway you care more about HER right now. Feelings of intense love wash over you as you continue licking at her sweet juicy peach.
>Your tongue hits something firm at the bottom. You don't know what it is, and you're too out of it to think about how it's actually on top but you're upside-down. Tentatively, you flick it with your tongue
>Maud squeaks and her entire body tenses up. Her thighs squeeze the sides of your head. That's a good sign! Her juices start flowing more heavily, and her already swollen petals bloom further and open up.
>Not knowing the meaning of pacing, you take this as a good sign and latch your lips onto that little button. You suck on it, run your tongue around it, and finally start licking it repeatedly.
>The little pearl starts throbbing in a way you recognize as similar to your own equipment. Do girls have something like that? If it feels even a little like yours, you want to make your sister feel as good as you can.
>You stop for a moment to slurp up all the juice coming out of her, then resume licking her button.
>Maud does something similar to your own knob, not having occurred to her to apply suction. Plus the angle makes it awkward, you're taller than her by enough that her mouth is just about at your pubis when yours is at hers.
>Some kind of instinct kicks in and you crunch your abdomen slightly, changing the angle and penetrating her right in the mouth with your dudespear.

>>29982364
dumb "Dumb weeb poster" poster

>>29982365
>Lying in your bed of teenage hormones, mutual sucking continues for a few more seconds, which feel like ages, until neither of you can take it anymore
>Maud's sweet mouth pops off of you while she almost voicelessly squeaks out in ecstasy, additional juice pouring out in rivulets onto your whole face
>your orgasm had already been building, that weird rhythmic pulse whose origin you could never trace, and even as she moves off, you ejaculate violently into her open mouth and all over her face
>After swallowing, your sister's sweaty body collapses on top of yours and you lie there panting for uncountable moments.
>As that sweat evaporates, Maud pops up with unexpected agility and 180s herself back into the same clinging embrace as before, absorbing your warmth. Her body feels incredibly hot against yours. You notice your semen on her face but say nothing. If she's unconcerned, you can be too.
>You just gaze into her pretty aquamarine eyes. her cute nose. Her totally ambiguous mouth.. can't call it a smile, but it's miles from a frown. Her entire body is blushing. Hot liquid continues to leak from her, onto your thigh
>Feeling the greatest you ever have, and so grateful you could share it with the best girl ever to live, and that you get to live WITH her, you have the overwhelming urge to vocalize some of that emotion
I love you, Maud.
>She tucks her head under your chin and smiles. You don't see it, you don't hear anything, but you know.

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>>29982433

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>>29982433
That was pretty gud

>>29982496
thanks you. i didnt wanna have them go all the way right away but a messy awkward handjob wouldnt have the cute ending i wanted all along

>>29981879
>"Oh. I'm bleeding." she just walked up to your mom and nonchalantly took a tampon out of her purse like it was a piece of candy, stuck it up there, and went on with her day.
Fucking kek
my sides

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>>29982324
FUCK

>>29982928
I tried to ask myself "what kind of conversation would she have with her mom? would she ask for a differential diagnosis of whether it's wound-bleeding or menstruation? would she give herself a check to see if anything hurts?" and the only conclusion I could come to is that she wouldn't say a damn thing, and would either completely ignore it, or (purely to preserve the color of her nice blue tunic) just do something about it on her own. Most likely piemom gave them the talk a long time ago, and said something along the lines of "when you need it, you can get the supplies from me"

>>29982433
nice, happy ending. Thanks. Thinking about continuing the story?

>>29981475
>>29981557
Maybe we're thinking of different greens.
In the one I remember, which was never quite finished I believe, she was just mute and able to speak with Anon in sign language.
Repost or pastebin?

>>29981700
>obviously she had sex ed class too. You're sure she got an A as usual
They give tests in sex ed?

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>>29981200
"She did WHAT?"
>"Yeah. And she looked like she'd just finished running a marathon."
"And... what did you tell her?"
>Rainbow Dash cocked her eyebrow. "Dude are you kidding?"
>"After years, she comes out of nowhere like she just became homeless. Of course I said she could stay."
"Hold up. Years? What does that mean?"
>"Exactly what it sounds like. We hadn't spoken in a long while."
"No way. She used to hang around you all the time."
>"Yeah, and that stopped one day. Take a wild guess when."
>Oh, fuck. You can see where she's going with this, you just hope she's wrong. She HAS to be.
"But... still. She has friends. I know she does."
>Rainbow Dash stops in her tracks. "What, you mean Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle?"
>"You know, for how much she hangs around you, you sure seem oblivious about her social life."
>She pulls a pencil and a piece of paper out of her backpack.
>"Tell you what." She rips a piece of it, scribbles something on it, and hands you what looks like a series of numbers.
>"Here's Apple Bloom's phone number. Ask her yourself."
>She looks completely serious. There's no doubt anymore.
>In hindsight, you did walk to and from school together, every day.
>And you don't remember the last time you saw her hang around with a friend.
>You remember how she had refused to leave your hospital bed, you thought she was just worried about your health.
>Was she STILL refusing to leave your side, after all this time?
"I... fuck. I can't believe I didn't notice..."
>"Yeah, neither can I."
>Harsh, Dash.
>"Well, we're here, that's my apartment. I don't know exactly what you did, but you need to undo it."
"I... I can't..."
>Dash grabs your shirt by your throat.
>"NOT AN OPTION. Take some fucking responsibility for you own-"
>She abruptly lets go, turns away, and sighs.
>"Sorry, that wasn't fair."
>You just fall on your knees like a wimp.
>Dash was lying. That was perfectly fair.
>Fuck the consequences. You know exactly how to fix this.
"I'll do it."

>>29981200
>>29982433
just came back to this thread after leaving for a few months and I am damn glad to see it still up and active with really good content
now I regret leaving

>Derpy tries to start something with her brother
>Her goal is to ask him "What's a guy like you doing in a place like this?" (their living room) but is so nervous that she accidentally asks him "what's a henweigh" instead
>That's My Derpy

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>Fluttershy stops trying to be subtle

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>>29981868
>Anal, I see you've been slacking on the Grandmothers. Don't let your drawfag down, my guy. There just might be something in it for you.
You spoil me, Drawfriend. I think it's about time I pick up the slack. Seriously though, this is really cool. I've never had someone take enough interest in my writing to actually want to draw something based off of it.

>>29983890
These are giving me feels I did not expect.

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>>29983890
>Dash leads you to a door.
>"She's in here."
>You try to literally swallow your stress. It doesn't work.
>Dash notices. "Good luck."
>You open the door, and it closes behind you.
>There she is. Sitting on a bed.
>In a fetal position, face hidden behind her knees.
>You sit down beside her, avoiding direct contact.
>She's not even acknowledging your presence.
"Scoots? I'm sorry. This is my fault."
>No response. You can't tell if she's mad or not.
"I'll tell you everything."
>"Shut up. You don't have to tell me anything."
"Come on, Scoots. I don't want to lose you."
>She looks up. Her face is red from crying. "But... I thought..."
"Thought what?"
>Her face slumps back down.
>"Mom keeps pretending nothing ever happened, and I haven't seen dad since Christmas..."
>"I t-thought... " She looks back up, tears flowing.
>"I thought... when you started acting weird, that... now you're leaving, too."
>She falls against your shoulder and starts sobbing.
>Damn, this was getting more complicated than you expected.
"I'll never leave you, Scoots... that is... unless you want me to."
>She looks up, surprised. "Unless... what?"
"Because... I think I might love you a little too much."
>The realization took a couple of moments to show on her face, in the form of a heavy blush.
>"Wait... so that... did you... was... was that it?"
>You nod, trying to avoid eye contact.
>She's fidgeting. "So... do you think I'm... pretty?"
>Looking at the gorgeous eyes and the cute blush on that perfect face, there was only one answer to this question.
"Y-y-yes."
>Scootaloo giggles at your smooth delivery and falls back into your shoulder.
"Are you really okay with this?"
>"I trust you, Anon."
>Well, you weren't exactly expecting an enthusiastic response.
>If nothing else, a huge burden has been lifted off your shoulders.
>You fished a piece of paper out of your pocket.
>You still had one thing left undone.
"It's Apple Bloom's number, Scoots. You should give her a call."

>>29985378
"I'll never leave you, Scoots... that is... unless you want me to."
>She looks up, surprised. "Unless... what?"
Did you miss a line of dialogue here? This line of thought makes no sense.

>>29985427
My thought process here was that Scoots didn't expect Anon to add that "unless" caveat to the end of the sentence. She thought she misheard him, so she was asking for clarification.

>>29985468
Ah, it just came off awkwardly when its in writing.

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>>29979852

So I don't know if anyone is going to know about this, but anyone know of the story where it's anonpone later in life, worked security and had a wife that passed away and they had a kid? Story takes place on his birthday and he gets absolutely shitfaced at a dance club

>>29985697
Was there any incest involved?

>>29985719
yes, with the daughter. can't remember who it was but it ended up with after getting shitfaced anonpone was blindfolded. been a long time so I don't think anyone would remember it.

>>29985729
Let's hope someone's got a link.

>>29984182
This is the last place I expected to see an edit of that image, but it still didn't fail to make me chuckle.

>>29983004
theyve gotta bone at some point. the hard part is writing a story when I feel like it should happen wordlessly. maybe sometime when she's scared.. does anything scare maud?
>>29983423
er, yeah. match the STD to its symptoms, label the ovaries, etc.
>>29984119
hahahaha

>page 8

nope

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>Derpy settles into the couch-bed next to you and groans in relief and pleasure.
>You've slept next to your big sister long enough to recognize he patented Derpy noise of "I've had a long day, my back is killing me, and this is the first time in 10 hours that I've been off my feet".
>With the tail-end of her moan still rumbling in her throat, your sister rolls onto her side and throws an arm over your chest.
>You can feel the air whiff past you as her clumsy hand just barely avoids smacking you in the face.
>"Anon?" she asks quietly, resting her head next to your shoulder, "Could you-Ohhh.... yeah~"
>You wrap your arm around her shoulders and start kneading her back right between the shoulderblades.
>Derpy practically melts into your side.
>"W-Wait," she groans, "This isn't what I wanted to ask for."
>You turn your head and look into your sister's beautiful eyes; even the one that's looking a the light fixture on the wall behind you.
"What is it, Derpy?"
>Even in the darkness of your bedroom/living room, you can still spot a blush heating up Derpy's face as she rubs lazy circles on your chest.
>"You know... one of Dinky's classmates' parents just had another kid."
>Despite yourself, you start to nod off. It was a long day, and you're tired.
"Mm-hmm?" you hum sleepily
>"Yeah. The Dinkster was so excited when I picked her up from school yesterday."
"Hmmm..."
>Your eyelids feel like they weigh a million pounds.
>Derpy snakes her hand down your chest, down your belly, and starts to play with the waistband of your pyjama bottoms.
>"She ran up to me and asked, right in front of everyone, if you an' me were gonna make her a big sister too."
>Your eyes shoot wide open, all ideas of sleep gone from your mind; partially from the shock of what Derpy said, and partially because Derpy just grabbed onto your cock and is giving it some lazy pumps with her hand.

>>29985378
i dont get it

why did rainbow cunt all the sudden get all up in his business and become the bitch of all bitches

>>29986404
>Derpy leans in close and starts kissing you right below the ear.
"D-Derpy?"
>"It's been on my mind all day, honey," she whispers. Her moist breath is searing on your skin.
>"I've been so distracted. My manager even pulled me aside and told me to get my head out of the clouds."
"Derpy," you croak, your mouth suddenly dry, "We can't. We're sib-"
>Derpy lurches forward and silences you with a kiss.
>"Shh!" she hisses when she pulls away, "Not when you-know-who is in the house!"
>You wince; you thought you'd gotten out of the habit.
>"C'mon, Anon," Derpy coos, crawling on top of you, "Everyone in the building and the school district already thinks we're married."
>She cups your face as she comes to a rest on you, face to face.
>"I love you, Anon," she whispers, teary-eyed, "This stopped being a game of pretend a long time ago. Let's make something real together."
>Months later, laying in bed with your big sister pressed up against your front and rubbing circles into her slowly growing tummy... you can't think of a single thing you regret.

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>>29986423
OH MY

>>29986423
Heckin lewd

>>29986423
>Then Derpy is pregnant with twins.

>>29986423
Wouldn't they need certain certificates and documentation checked at some point? Or something or other that trails back to their life still as siblings.

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>>29985378
>A week has passed.
>Turns out she had even worse paranoia issues than you did.
>It only manifested when she wasn't in your presence, so you never knew.
>It had taken some brotherly prodding, but eventually she had contacted her old friends.
>They were hanging out every day now.
>You hear the front door open.
>"Hey Anon, back from the sleepover!"
"Hey, Scoots. How was the walk home?"
>"It was, uhh... better. "
>You can tell she's out of breath. Still, she's clearly making progress.
>She tried a long solo walk a week ago, she had lasted fifteen minutes before begging you for help over the phone.
>She seems genuinely happier now that she's reconnected with her friends, you're just glad you were part of that.
>"Have any homework today?"
"Yes, actually. I was just about to-"
>She slaps your back and pushes you into your room.
>"Screw that, I have a better idea. Wait here, I'll be right back."
>Okay, this is odd. You can hear some whirring in the living room.
>Is that the printer?
>Your sister returns, holding a piece of paper, before laying it on your bed.
>Scissors. She printed out an image of fucking scissors.
"Scoots, what the f-"
>"I know what you're thinking, just hear me out."
>"An image is less scary than the real thing, right?"
>You nod.
>"Right. I'm going to cure you of your phobia, and facing this image will be your first step."
"Uhh... I already tried this with my therapist, Scoots. That's why I stopped going."
>You look over at the image.
>Immediately you feel your breaths quicken, and a certain finger starts twitching.
>Your sister reaches for your left hand and holds it in front of her.
>"Yeah, but... I have something your therapist didn't."
>She puts your finger in her mouth and starts sucking on it, all the while maintaining seductive eye contact.
>You're frozen in place and your heart is racing.
>Despite the partial numbness, you can feel her tongue dancing around your reattached finger.
>She lets go.
>"Call it... positive reinforcement."

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>>29986423
>>29986737

>Social workers and other people with access to some of their documentation like the school, just gloss over some parts of the documents, their monotonous job taking its toll.
>They see that they share the same surname so they're married, even though they never really married, but they have rings, act like it so it must be.
>Doctors, even if they knew, they couldn't say anything as they are bound by doctor patient confidentiality.
And so, they slip through the cracks.
Also, nice to see another anon taking the Derpy family stuff I wrote.
It's pretty nice.

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>>29986856

>>29986856
wot

>>29986864
So, there's no reason to look closer or dig deeper; no reason not to assume that they're married; no indication that there's anything unusual; and no reasonable excuse for someone who would most likely know anything (ie a doctor) to spill the beans. Their case is as close to airtight as it can get simply because it's one of millions and there aren't any red flags. This is actually something that's always bothered me and I'm glad someone has proposed a plausible solution.

>>29986856
Scootaloo pls...

>>29986856
>Meanwhile, Anon is frantically trying to remember if he forgot to wash his hands the last time he used the bathroom

>>29979852
ITT: Rednecks

>>29986864
>Doctors, even if they knew, they couldn't say anything as they are bound by doctor patient confidentiality.
HIPAA does have provisions to prevent abuse, etc. Theoretically they could say something, if they gave them cause to do something

>>29986423
Muh heart.

Muh dick.

>>29986856
i love how fucking creative these stories all are. why cant all erotica be this clever

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>>29987050
>HIPAA does have provisions to prevent abuse, etc. Theoretically they could say something, if they gave them cause to do something
Would they give them cause? The only way for the doctor to find out either way is through testing beyond what's standard, they won't run their blood through tests that Anon or Derpy didn't sign off on and would definitely not do it on their own for obvious reasons.
Unless they're abusing the system and reaping the benefits, or outright involved in child abuse, it should be fine.
Things that would constitute incest or statutory "rape", doctors aren't at liberty to publicly divulge, and whatever medical evidence or admittance between doctor and patient they might have, it's barred from being used in court.

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>>29986856
"W-wait, Scoots. I t-thought you didn't like me like th-"
>She puts her arms around your neck and closes the gap between you.
>You can feel hear breathing on your face.
>"I never said that, Nonnie."
>You are thoroughly confused.
"O-okay, then... do you?"
>"Let's talk about that later. For now..."
>She picks up the image.
>"Hold this."
>No way. Just looking at it is bad enough.
>Seeing your apprehension, your sister reaches down, loosens your belt buckle, and whispers into your ear.
>"Be strong for me, brother. I promise you won't regret it."
>Your shaking hand grabs hold of the image.
>In one sweeping motion, your sister pushes you onto the bed, pulls down your pants, and kneels.
>Unlike its hyperventilating owner, your little soldier is standing proud, ready for anything.
>You gasp as she licks up the entire length of your shaft, all the way to the tip.
>This feels amazing, but you can still feel the panic emanating from the image.
>Your sister then takes you into her mouth.
>That feeling of her tongue caressing your head is almost too much.
>A couple of seconds of this pass, and your penis twitches in her mouth.
>You involuntarily crumple the paper in your hand, and the panic returns.
>Picking up on your emotions, Scootaloo decides to pick up the pace.
>She is sucking vigorously now, you can see her head bobbing.
>The warmth and the suction is an indescribable combo. No way will you last much longer.
>To your dismay, your sister pulls up and looks straight into your eyes.
>Then she dives right back down, pushing your member as far into her throat as she can manage.
>You groan in pleasure and the floodgates open.
>You fall on your back spend a couple of second panting, before running to the bathroom.
>You vomit into the toilet, and your sister arrives to pat you on your back.
>"Well, you managed to hold that image for almost twenty seconds."
>You're still reeling over how intense that was.
>"Baby steps, Anon. Baby steps."

>>29987613
now that's therapy!

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>>29987613

>>29987028
Go be normal somewhere else faggot.

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>>29987028

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>>29982324
Ok, that's pretty good

>>29979852
>You wake up dazed and find yourself tied up in the barn.
>You see a blurry figure walk towards you see it's your cousin Big Mac.
>You try to say something but for some reason you can't.
>"Anon, there is something you need to know about me. I always get what I want."
>He gets closer and starts unbuckling your pants.
>You try to fight but, you can't.
>Feel your boxers come off and you close your eyes waiting for the worst to happen.
>To your surprise you feel a warm tightness envelope your member.
>You open your eyes to see Mac riding you in reverse cow girl with his freckled ass in front of you where your cock should be.

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>>29987797

>>29987797
>Fagshit.

>>29987805
>>29987826
All he wants is attention ignore him.

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>>29987797

>>29945881

>>29985231
Different Anon here. Just wanted to say. It was Cousin Bonnie that brought me here but it is Grandma 'Nata's Tatas that kept me here. Love your stuff and I look forward to more.

>>29981868
Drawfriend, I love your stuff just as much. You really are able to bring the scenes ApA paints in my mind to life. Thanks for sharing.

>>29983423
>>29986354
Perhaps, but I always hope the tests will be oral.

>>29987613
Nice update issues. Thanks.

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>>29987028
Look at this fag

>>29987805
>>29987826
>>29988205
>Responding to an attention seeker
Mistake number 1

>>29981200
>Twin sister Scootaloo
You've activated my _fav_ card

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>>29988018
Thanks, friend, sincerely. I won't let you down.

>>29987613
>anon develops a fetish of being horrified by scissors

>>29988724
>Scootaloo was his kidnapper the entire time
All according to keikaku.

>>29988724
>>29988751
I read the bit getting out of the shower first and I thought it was a scissoring joke, or some other obscure way of referring to the unity of her legs as a scissor.

>>29988380
I get bored very easily

>Your sister will never get jealous when she finds out you get a girlfriend
>She will never have the mentality of "everything you can do I can do better"
>"That's not how you kiss a boy..."

>>29989289
i think you just hit right on where siscon comes from
even though I hated it at the time, I miss when my sister was obsessed with me and wanted me around all the time, instead of treating me like a joke

>>29989340
>Missing back when you got along with family
That's about half the posters in this thread. I miss it too, Anon.

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>Siren grandmas
>Sirens are at their heart competitive, especially among themselves
>Sonata is the first siren that Anon gets intimate yet
>This sets off some powerful jealousy in Aria, much to her complete surprise
>Cue Aria getting clingy whenever Sonata is in the same room

>>29989380
i wouldnt say we got along really. i think we got along a lot better after separating.
i just miss being desired. that has literally never happened again. and holy shit I was not missed.
except mom. but mom has some kind of undiagnosed androphobia and still sees me as a baby

>>29989418
>Siren mating instincts
yes

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Just wondering:
Anyone else here prefer The Poof over the others?

>>29989889
I'm a Sonatafag.
That said, it's fun to have some Dagi on Nata rape sometimes.

>>29989889
the what?
also what is this game? it sounds fun

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>>29989889
The Poof: (n)
1) The outrageously large curly hairstyle worn by one Adagio Dazzle

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>>29990004
Whoops, meant to link >>29989910

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>>29989889
Poof is top
TOP

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>>29989380
I was the 'middle child' in the entirety of my extended family. Everyone was either ten years older than me or ten years younger. I've never had a close relationship with anyone at all in my family.

>>29990026
>no tiny poofy fish horse grandma
End it.

>>29989910
Cards against humanity

sister rump bump

>>29990723
Same. My brother was a vindictive asshole and my sister's ocd was so bad that it got in the way of things like basic consideration for other people. The stories posted here scratch an itch.

We need more impreg.

>>29989910
You have to be 18 or older to lurk this board, kiddo.

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>>29990026
I want short Nana Dagi to use her height to her advantage and grab my ass.

>>29990872
What's up with the Dazzle grandmother thing?

>>29992184
No idea. I'm not a big fan of the characters themselves so I've just been ignoring it.

>>29992184
In short, Dazzlings had kids a lung time ago, Anon is their descendent, they want his babies because he's the closest thing to a male siren that they are going to find.

>>29992272
Sounds weird

>>29992320
Weird but hot.

>>29991924
>thinks I'm too young to know cards against humanity
too old, actually. thanks for making me feel even more grandpastyles though

I wonder if Anon and Derpy would ever tell Dinky that they aren't her real parents. I understand that it began because of the insistent terminology that Dinky's caretaker used as well as tiny baby Dinky's need to have parental figures in her life, but it kinda makes me think that there would be some point in Dinky's life (likely when she was a young adult) where Anon and Derpy would feel like Dinky deserved to know the truth.

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>>29992320
>>29992241

>>29993224
I mean, they'd be able to say outright that they are related, so... that would probably solve the major issues

>>29993224
I think Dinky would figure it out once she turned around 17 or 18. Maybe 20 if she really didn't pay all that much attention.
The first thing she'd notice is probably that she has no grandparents on either side. Derpy and Anon probably look pretty alike, too, so that would be a flag.
I'm sure if you think about it there are a ton of things that would kind of hint at there being a weird relationship there. Things they do or don't do that other couples would.

>>29993264
or like, how much older are they? at some point the kid does the math
i remember realizing my mom was 21 years older than me, but said she first got pregnant at 19. yeahh that one didnt make it. she didnt mean to let that one slip.

>>29993288
Yeah I was gonna say that, like she'd figure out that Derpy would have been fifteen years old when Dinky was born for this to be legit, but then I realised that teen mom is a thing and people are genuinely that dumb.

Ah, shit man. Dealing with that must be rough. Taking care of babies is hard, but even trying to concieve can be a major emotional drain.

>>29993288
>i remember realizing my mom was 21 years older than me, but said she first got pregnant at 19. yeahh that one didnt make it. she didnt mean to let that one slip
Why would she lie about that?

>>29993312
she didnt lie, that's my point
she just didnt realize that by telling me how old she was when she first got pregnant, i forget why we were on that topic, she had inadvertently let slip that she'd miscarried previously.. something heavy that she wasn't intending to lay down just then.

actually not sure if ectopic counts as miscarriage but the same basic thing.

>>29993330
Ah, I see.

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>>29993330
>ectopic
OH FUCK. I didn't even know that could HAPPEN. Jesus Christ. The body is a weird ass place.
Learned something new today.

>>29993389
>Anon and sister worrying about their unborn incest baby

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>>29994189
>Anon, I want to have your retarded miscarriage

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>>29994326
fuck

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>>29994326
Why did I laugh
Why am I such a terrible person

>>29994189
>Project Batman Beyond
>We needed a new Batman as close to the old one as possible
>So we made a female clone of Bruce Wayne and got her pregnant with Bruce's sperm, for that double Bruced in goodness
>Then we dug up Thomas and Martha Wayne, reanimated them, and had them killed again

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>>29994721

>>29994765
it's a play on what happened at the end of-
just nevermind

>>29990026
Thai image makes Anon a manlet too

>>29995200
The important thing is, he's winning.

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>>29994721
Wat

>>29992184
A few threads ago an anon wondered just how incest with the Dazzlings would work, seeing how they are thousand year old sea monsters from another dimension.
He proposed that the only way for it to work would be to either make the the Dazzlings be their Earth counterparts, if they exist, or make Anon a siren as well.
anons proposed that Anon would be their father or brother, banished alongside them, others proposed that Anon would be a descendant with siren blood in him.
This sparked a bout of discussion and content surrounding the Dazzlings living on Earth as ageless immortals for centuries, living through history's turning points and pumping out a couple of kids until the present.
In the end, we ended up going with the great-great-great- grandmother thing.

>>29996858
>Adagio temping grandson-Anon with those hard candies that old people always seem to carry around
>"Come sit on grandma's knee, and she'll give you a Werther's Original."
"It's not sexy when you pretend to be an old hag, you know."

>>29996858
>>29997193
yeah i dunno what the hell this is about but it seems like they're neither grandmas nor is it incest.

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>>29997217
Get out

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>>29997217
>Doesn't want to fuck granny
Despicable.

>>29997217
>Hasn't read the story.
Fucking newfags, they get dumber and dumber each time.

>>29997245
that's sort of the opposite of what I said.

>>29997256
Well some schools went out already.

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>>29997217
I want non-grandma fuckers to leave

>>29997437
True, they tend to crawl out then.

>>29997456
i'm just sayin your great-great-great grandma aint your grandma. she's far enough removed that it aint even incest. not even to people who inexplicably have a problem with cousins.

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>>29997523
>He didn't read about the intermittent interbreeding leading to Anon being over 50% Siren at this point.
Go back to school please.

>>29997569
honestly i got fucking lost at that point. okay you're right, that changes things.

also what the goddamn balls is a siren in this context? it's hard enough keeping them consistent in mythology

>>29997606
Immortal territorial power-hungry fish horses.
Not much else to it.

>>29997633
kay

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>>29995200
I'd like to believe that this Anon is a freshman in high school.
He'll get one last growth spurt and hit 6 foot by senior year.
Another thing I like about that pic:
Adagio's measured at 5'1"... while she's wearing 3-4 inch heels.

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>>29982324
Carlos i swear to fucking god

>>29997771
Surprised Joe didn't add a measurement for the heels. Maybe he forgot? Even with those heels I still have a foot and 3 inches on her.

>>29998004
>5'1" not by the head, but by the highest point of the poof.
>Platform shoes add like 3 or 4 inches.
>Heels make her seem even taller.
>5'1"

She's the petitest.
I wouldn't be surprised if she got mistaken for a child if she didn't wear those gaudy things, she'd blend in with middle schoolers easily

>>29998068
I'd find it amusing if anon teased Adaigo by treating her like a child and Sonata offered her hard candy as well.

>>29998068
son if you're that short in middle school you're not gonna see more than a few more inches

>>29997633
does that make Anon immortal, or merely really long lived?

>>29998503
Yes.

>>29997569
Their first generation of offspring with a pure human father would be 50% siren.
That was a thousand years ago, and Anon is from a chain of descendants of those original descendants in which every few generations the mother has been one of the dazzlings and every other generation another siren-descendant. He'd be practically pure siren at this point, with only a sliver of human genes left in him.

>>29999796
Bump

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>>29999957
Bump

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Tfw no green

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I want to go on a date with nightmare mom

>>29999997
Meem get

>>29999997

>Bad End AU where Nightmare Moon beat Celestia and banished her to the sun with dark magic
>1000 years of darkness
>Almost zero ponies in modern times know that the sun even exists
>Prince Anonymous is the son of Queen Nightmare Moon and her favorite guard, born around 200 years before modern times
>Anon has become NMM's only companion because he is the only other immortal she is willing to coexist with
>Relationship turns sexual because Anon is the only dude she likes who won't die on her from age

>>29999167
Nah. Great-grandmother 'Nata is literally his great-grandmother, or his grandmother's mother. They had kids over the years, and Anon is from the most recent chain that unwittingly kept it all in the family.
3 generations of inbreeding leads to him having an unusually high amount of siren genes in him.

>>29998314
Adagio will if she plays her cards right with Anon.

>>30000217
>son of Queen Nightmare Moon and her favorite guard
Is anon a pony in this or what?

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Well, crap. I let my autism get in the way and now things have gotten confused. Sorry to pop in without any content, but I might as well set some things straight. What >>30000381 said is about true. Sonata gave birth to Anon's grandmother, who was thus a half-siren. Adagio and Aria had kids around that time (who were also half-siren), and they intermingled with Sonata's kids (which resulted in Anon's parents, who were also both half-siren). Anon's parents were probably cousins of the first or second variety, and then they had Anon; who was also half-siren. Sorry about that, incest thread, I probably should have elaborated on that or at least put it into more concrete terms so that it didn't look like "great grandmother Sonata" was just a way of saying that she was Anon's ancestor and she was really old. Alright, back to writing. I'll see you again soon, incest thread.

>>30000393

This would be Alicorn Anon, yes.

>>29999977
I'm writing more later today, just have some stuff to finish first.

>>30000381
>>30000493
That's pretty much how I understood it. With all the siren genes spread out over time there would be a high probability that there would be a descendant with 50% or more siren genes; Anon in this story's case. One of the clues for me was the fact that Anon could sense/see the siren's song even without their crystals AND he was immune to it. A fact that even took the sirens by surprise IIRC. It's a great story element IMHO. It's just easier to refer to the sirens as great grand-x.

The evolving dynamic between them all is on of the reasons the story has quickly become one of my favorite greens.
>that and the fantasy of motorboating 'Nata's Tatas.She's my favorite followed closely by Dagi then Aria.

I eagerly await the next update when it's ready.
Your's too Issues. >>30000613

>>30001040
You nailed it, Anon. You even managed to explain part of it better than I did. And I know I say this a lot, but I'm real glad you like my greentext. Characterization is something I struggle with, and I'm happy to hear that I'm doing better this time around.

Motorboating 'Nata's tiddies will come. And so will Anon.

>>30001308
>Motorboating 'Nata's tiddies will come
soon

>>30000389
nice. nice.
>>30000393
i generally prefer to be the same as whichever waifu.
but i'm surprised we dont see more centaur anon

>Scootaloo
>Derpy
The lewds and the feels are too much for me.

>>30002055
>and Maud
i like that we want to be related to the weirdos. My family became such fucking normalfags over time, I have no idea what happened.

>>30002055
>>30002375
I especially liked that idea of Anon and Pinkie being boyfriend and girlfriend, and then meeting up at what they thought were two mutually-exclusive family reunions.

>>30002465
I liked that one too.

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Continued from: https://pastebin.com/M8j69iSD
Better late than never, eh?

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>You are Anon, and today is your day off from work.
>It's about 10 in the morning, and you've decided to spend a few hours watching TV in your jammies.
>Waking up and going straight to breakfast (and then right over to the TV) reminds you of when you were a kid watching Saturday morning cartoons, and it's a ritual that's carried over even into your adult life.
>Nobody else was awake when your slippered feet brought you into the living-room (complete with stained carpets), and so you decided that it would be nice to use your sofa for once instead of your recliner, since nobody else was using it.
>You complete your comfiness by sliding your rear towards the edge of the cushions so that you're almost lying down on your back.
>Your neck will not be thanking you for this later, but you don't care.
>A documentary on fish life caught your eye, and so you've been spending the last half-hour listening to a surprisingly soothing voice explain to you how baby salmons are made.
>Just as the narrator is explaining how the salmon swim upstream to reach their spawning grounds, Aria comes stumbling out of the bedroom-hallway and pitter-patters over to you with mismatched socks.
>Her pyjamas consist of a thin, threadbare tank-top and a loose set of really soft-looking pyjama bottoms which hangs slightly off of one hip.
>She stops directly in front of you and scrunches her face up in a sleepy glare.
>"Y-yer in my place," she yawns.
>Aria runs her fingers through an impressive case of bedhead in an attempt to tame it, but only makes it worse.
>"Scoot."
"Nuh-uh," you reply and point over to the entire rest of the sofa, "Sit over there."
>Aria groans, but obeys.
>It seems as though she isn't in the mood to argue with you so soon after waking up.
>"Fiiiiine~"

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>>30003109
>Without any finesse or apparent concern for the sake of your sofa's springs, Aria plops down onto the far cushion.
>After that, she spins around so that she's laying across the length of the sofa and rests her feet on your lap.
>You aren't too keen on being used as a footrest, so you grab Aria's ankles and shove her legs off of you.
>You're only given a moment of satisfaction from having successfully established dominance before Aria swings her legs over your outstretched arm and plants them squarely back on your lap.
>You turn your head to glare at Aria and she raises an eyebrow in challenge, still squinting at you in a half-asleep haze.
>If she thinks that she can pull this shit this early in the morning, then she has another thing coming.
>Once more, you grab her ankles and shove them off of your legs.
>Predictably, she wastes no time in dodging around you arm again and returning her feet to their original position.
>You hold Aria's sleepy gaze for just a few more moments, and then your shoulders slump in defeat as your annoyance drains from you.
>You know what?
>Fuck it.
>Fine.
>This is stupid.
>You woke up like twenty minutes ago, and you're not in the mood to make a federal fucking issue out of this.
>You turn your attention back to the TV (now featuring a big ol' cuddly bear catching a salmon in its mouth while the fish starts its journey upstream) and try to convince yourself that you know when to fold'em.
>With all the exasperation of a man who has put up with too much shit, you ask Aria just one word.
"Why?"
>Aria yawns again and scoots towards you a bit more so that her legs are resting on your lap instead of her feet.
>" 'Cause sitting up is for chumps."
>She gently nudges your stomach with her leg.
>"Now turn it up."

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>>30003114
>Aria is silent for the next few minutes, up until you reach the part where the male salmons start spraying gross fish-cum all over the eggs that the female salmons spat all over a bunch of rocks.
>You scrunch your nose in disgust; this documentary has been on for years and you've never liked this part.
"That's fucking nasty."
>Aria snorts and nudges your stomach, and you look over to see what she wants.
>To your surprise, she's snickering; not laughing cruelly, but tittering as though she had just thought of the funniest joke in the world and was struggling to keep her mirth in check long enough to share her sense of humour to whoever was closest.
>"Anonymous?" she asks, voice quivering with mirth.
>You can feel it in your gut; you're going to regret this.
"Yeah, Aria?"
>Aria breathes a few times through her nose to collect herself, then opens her mouth to speak.
>"You can squirt your seed all over MY eggs, Anonymous."
>Aria gets the biggest shit-eating grin as she waits for your response to her totally unfunny not-joke.
>The look on your face is the epitome of "unimpressed".
"Aria?" you ask, silently wondering if any of their siren biology carried over to their human forms, "If you lay a bunch of fishy siren-eggs all over my couch, I'm kicking you out of my home."
>Aria scoffs and chuckles before turning her attention back to the TV.
>Aria's weird when she isn't awake enough for her prickly personality to catch up with her.
>The rest morning is spent having a surprisingly pleasant time with Aria.

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>>30003130
>The silence of your couch-mate and the relative boringness of the TV show (now you're at the part where the salmon change colour as they magically turn from fresh-water salmon to salt-water salmon) lets your mind wander easily.
>Naturally, it meanders to Sonata, Adagio, and Aria; your great-grandmother and your two great-grandaunts.
>It's been a wild couple of weeks (probably around a month by now) since they started eating all your food and sleeping in your spare bedroom.
>They told you they wanted you to knock them up and give them siren children.
>Siren children who can attract attention and command affection just by their siren nature alone.
>Siren children who, unlike you, will have actual social graces and will know about what they are and how to utilize their abilities.
>Natural-born leaders and politicians, all 'loyal to the family', as Aria put it.
>All immortal, too.
>Just like their mothers.
>...and just like you too?
>You feel your chest tighten as anxiety and dread pools in your stomach like a stone.
>That's one issue you're going to have to corner Aria to solve.
>You glance over at Aria via the corner of your eye and look away before she notices.
>Not today.
>You aren't sure you want to know the answer.
>By this point, thanks to all their openly sexual nature, you absolutely believe that they were telling the truth about starting a family with you.
>And it's tempting; DAMN tempting.
>Three young, insanely-attractive women who want to spirit you far away where you'll live the rest of your lives together, raising your family while you all live off of their investment money?
>One of which who who is eager to get pregnant before her sisters
>Another of which who has the best pair of tits you've ever seen on a woman and who loves to shove them in your face whenever she finds an excuse to
>And another who... well, hasn't done anything to you yet, but instead took care of you when you were hungover.
>That felt really nice, if you're being honest.

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>>30003143
>But then there's the issue of incest.
>Which, honestly, is a laughable problem for you to be stopping you at this point.
>You're what; at least 50% siren? The closest thing your grand-relatives have to a pure-blooded male of the species?
>The amount of siren blood you've got in you is what you would expect the direct offspring of these sirens to be instead of their offspring's offspring's offspring.
>You mean, you SHOULD be about 12% siren if your family spread out a bit more, but that didn't happen.
>Thank God all that bullshit horse magic keeps you from being too fucked up from all the inbreeding.
>Frankly, you're surprised you can still smart good.
>You wonder what your own kids would be like.
>What's your role in all this?
>The sirens are nice enough, but the only reason they want to bring you with them is to make a bunch of mostly-siren babies.
>Who's to say that you won't just be locked in the basement, handcuffed to the radiator; visited by the three sisters only when they're either feeding you or raping you?
>The only one you could trust not to do that would be Sonata, but what do you really even know about her?
>About any of them?
>It's why you kept your job despite the siren's promises of wealth; you want a way out if you end up not going with them when the times comes and their new living conditions are all set up.
>You really can't put this off any longer; it's time to really get to know your family, and not just for their role in the incident at Canterlot High.
"Hey, Aria?" you ask, turning your head to look at the purple girl.
>Aria grunts and tears her eyes away from the RIVETING footage of David Suzuki discussing salmon mating behaviour and looks at you with dull curiosity.
>"Hmmm?"
"How come you're not the leader instead of Adagio?"
>Aria's eyes open wide and she sits up straighter; THAT sure got her attention.

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>>30003153
>"Anonymous?" she asks, taking a deep breath and looking at you in a way she's never done before, "I've asked myself that exact same question every single day of my life."
>What follows is a rant of epic proportions.
>The words tumble out of Aria's mouth like a runaway train as she tells you about her life with her sisters, all while emphasizing Adagio's failings and instances of Aria's own leadership-worthy abilities coming through.
>She makes it sound like she should have been leader from the start, but anything from unfortunate coincidences to purely being the victim of circumstance snatched the mantle of leadership from her fishy fingertips.
>It starts with tales of power-struggles during their time as majestic sea-serpents, where they would have contests of strength, ruthlessness, and ability.
>Next, it spills over to early times on Earth where they would use human politics to their advantages; sometimes as allies and other times as enemies.
>It's less impressive than what they did in their Equestrian forms, but Aria paints a vivid picture with her words that makes you forget all about fish sex.
>Finally, Aria's story spins down as she reaches more recent history.
>It's... a little bit underwhelming; and that's putting it kindly.
>It seems like standards have slipped since the life-and-death days of being sea-monsters.
>The last 10 minutes of Aria's story were centered around something called "Taco Tuesday" and how Sonata kept being "the worst".
>At some point during her rant, Aria's position on the sofa had flipped around.
>Her feet were dangling off of the far armrest, and her head was resting in your lap.

oh shit apa green drop

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>>30003166
>At last, after 45 minutes of Aria telling you all about herself and why she was CLEARLY a better leader than Adagio, Aria falls silent.
>Her perpetual scowl is gone, and you almost don't recognize her now that her brow is no longer furrowed in annoyance or anger.
>The small smile on her face and her relaxed features gives the impression that Aria just had a great weight lifted off her shoulders by telling you all this, and it occurs to you that you're probably the only person other than Aria, Sonata, and Adagio to have heard any of this.
>With a soft grunt, Aria lifts herself up into a sitting position and then hoists herself up to her feet.
>"Ohh..." she groans, lifting her arms and rolling the stiffness out of her shoulders, "I needed that."
>Aria leans forward and playfully ruffles your already-messy hair.
>"Thanks for letting me vent, slugger. I'm gonna wake up Adagio and make her cook up some breakfast."

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And that's it for now. Lemme know if I fucked up and missed something while I was editing. The next update will be posted probably tomorrow, and it'll feature less monologuing.

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>>30003187

>>30003109
>Aria comes stumbling out of the bedroom-hallway and pitter-patters over to you with mismatched socks.
and already cute

>>30003187
>from potential mate to breed her to therapist in one simple sentence

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>>30003474
>The door to your bedroom creaks open, allowing light from the hallway to spill in.
>A sliver of light hits you directly in the eyeballs, and you wake up.
>"Anonymous?"
"A-Aria?"
>You knew this day would come.
>The day that Aria's patience ran out and she held you down and raped you all night long.
>You blearily open your eyes, shielding them from the hallway light until Aria walks into your room and closes the door behind her.
>Now that she doesn't have a backlight, you can see Aria clearly.
>She's wearing a silky little number, and you can tell that she's only wearing panties underneath them.
>She crawls across your bed and her hands and knees, staring you in the eye.
>"Anonymous..."
>Aria unceremoniously flops down onto her side and scoots over until the two of you are in prime spooning position.
>Your confusion boner is pressing against her ample rump quite nicely.
>"Anonymous, ask me about my childhood."
>"While you fuck me."

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>>30003655
What the fuck is wrong with her knees?

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>"So what does Trixie's great and powerful son think of her new outfit?"
>"Is it too...mesmerizing?"

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>>29987613
>It's day four of your sister's daily "therapy" sessions.
>"You lasted 37 seconds, and no vomiting this time?"
>Not only is she recording your progress into a notebook, she actually bought a stopwatch.
>She moves closer and looks straight at you with that sultry expression on her face.
>"I guess I'll take it slower tomorrow."
>F-fuck. How does she manage to be so casual about this?
>These sessions were leaving you a nervous mess, which is why you had moved them to just before bedtime.
>Still, there was no denying the... perks.
>You yawn and fall back on the bed, exhausted.
"Y-yeah... I'm going to sleep, Scoots."
>She hops onto the bed beside you, still full of energy.
>"Come on, Anon, you're not being awkward about this, are you?"
>Damn it, now she's just fucking with you.
"Awkward? Me?"
>Fuck it, if she's going to be exploiting your weaknesses, you might as well exploit hers.
>You sit back up and look at her, a spark of mischief in your eyes.
>As quickly as you can, you move to straddle over your sister and unleash a storm of tickles.
"I'll show you... AWKWARD."
>She shrieks. "AAHAHA, Anon... not this... no!"
"NO MERCY."
>"HAHAHA... damn it... stop!"
>She's trying to guard her sides with her arms, presenting other openings.
>The more you shift your attack patterns, the more she starts thrashing around.
>Suddenly she grabs your hand and you lose balance, falling right on top of her.
>You both go dead silent.
>You're looking straight into each other's eyes, tips of your noses briefly touching.
>Your chests are in full contact, you can clearly feel her heartbeat.
>You've never seen her eyes from this close, they're more captivating than you thought.
>You catch yourself and roll over.
"S-sorry."
>"It's... fine."
>A couple of awkward seconds pass.
>"Hey, Anon..?"
"Yeah?"
>Let's go outside tomorrow and do something fun... just the two of us."
"S-sure."
>With no more words spoken, the butterflies in your stomach eventually calm down and you fall asleep.

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>>30004323
>"So, strawberry or chocolate?"
"Strawberry, I guess."
>"Good choice." Your sister moves to address the ice cream vendor.
>"Two mediums, strawberry flavored."
>It was really hot out today, made worse by the black pavement outside the mall entrance.
"You know you don't need to pay for mine, right? I have enough money."
>"I said it's my treat today, just shut up and take it."
>Stubborn as ever, you don't dare protest further.
>"Besides," She gives your ribs a playful jab with her elbow.
>"After all the vomiting you've been doing lately, I owe you this much."
"Well, I appreciate the hour's worth of pocket money you just saved me."
>You said that as a joke, but you really did appreciate the gesture.
>"Heh, what are sisters for, right?"
>She grabs and pulls you away from the entrance.
>"Nope, not that way."
>She leads you around the building until you hear familiar music.
>It was the nomadic amusement park that occasionally stopped in town.
"Wait, they're in town today?"
>Your sister nods. "Yeah, and I already bought a day pass for both of us."
>"And we're doing everything."
>A couple of adrenaline-filled hours pass.
>You're not sure what you like better, between the rides themselves and the laughing smiles on your sister's face.
"So that's one thing left before closing, right?"
>It's the ferris wheel.
>"Yep, let's go."
>You hear the creaking of machinery and the wheel starts moving.
>Halfway up, you rest your hand on the seat beside you, only to find it land on her already resting hand.
>You flinch, but seeing no protest from her, you decide not to pull away.
>"Hey, Anon..?"
>The scene of the orange sunlight behind your sister was really heart-stopping, you could barely say a word.
>"You don't mind me helping out like this, right?"
>You know exactly what she's referring to.
"I trust you, Scoots."
>She laughs.
>"Yeah, us nutcases have to stick together, right?"
>You feel her fall against your shoulder.
>"I wouldn't mind us... you know... sticking together."

>>30004334
Yes, yesss, YESSSSSSSS!

>>30004323
oh shit, this pavlovian conditioning might accidentally ludovico on you..

>>30004334
that's a nut i'd like a case of

>>30004334
oh man here we go

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>>30004334
>you know... sticking together.

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This isn't tomorrow's part, but it IS the next part of the story.

>You are Anon, and you fucked up.
>You fucked up super hard.
>You're standing in your living room, covered in fish parts.
>And no, that's not a euphemism for having finally given in and fucked your family of ocean-creatures.
>There's gross slime covering your front (and ruining your shirt), and you have scales in your hair.
>"Ahh... oh, that was so good~"
>Before you lie the sirens, sprawled out wherever their bodies fell.
>Adagio has the sofa
>Sonata has the recliner
>Aria is just lying on the floor, not moving.
>It was the day after you got Aria to talk to you, and you were feeling good about yourself.
>She had started to treat you better, and you thought that maybe the key to staying out of your old granny's rape dungeon was to do nice things for them.
>So you thought you'd buy them a treat.
>Not a lot; just a little something they would probably enjoy.
>Adagio said they liked fish back when she told you all about their business with Canterlot high
>You thought "why, I might be able to get my great-grandmother and great-grandaunts to warm up to me and probably not use me as a baby factory."
>You asked them what kind of fish they liked, and they got excited.
>REALLY excited.
>So, you went out and bought one (an enormous trout, to be specific) and they were waiting for you at the door.
>Literally waiting for you at the door, looking like they hadn't moved at all since you left.
>Like little children waiting for mommy to come back home, Sonata, Aria, and Adagio were crowded around the entrance when you finally got home.
>And then they took the fish.
>And then....
>And then they ATE the fish.
>Right there in front of you.
>Bones and all.
>You now know why they have so many sharp teeth. Those teeth exist for the sole purpose of ripping and tearing huge guts.

>>30004659
>It was like a gory scene out of a horror movie; or maybe just like somebody shoving a fish into a blender and forgetting to put the lid on.
>Scales were flying as they skinned the poor dead thing with their teeth and their hands, eager to get to the meaty insides.
>Bones were picked clean and used to spear the eyeballs... which they fought over.
>"It's the best part", they said.
>Three girls, all covered in blood and flesh... fighting for two shiny eyeballs that never once looked away from you.
>"You did this", they said.
>"You let this happen".
>It was legitimately the most terrifying thing you've ever seen.
"What just happened?" you whimper.
>"Hmmm?"
>Adagio raises her head, and you immediately regret the decision of drawing attention to yourself.
>"You did good, Anon," she says, patting her belly and using a fish bone to pick her teeth, "You did REAL good."
>She stretches out and nudges Sonata with her foot, and your grandmother moans in response.
>"Sonata!" calls Adagio, sounding as though the act of talking was taking monumental effort, "Get up! You and Aria have gotta clean up this mess."
>Is that what they're calling this murder scene?
>"Oooohhhhhhh-"
>Sonata slowly rolls over off the edge of the recliner, eliciting one solid tone of moaning for the entire experience.
>"-ooooooooookay~"
>Sonata slowly trudges over to Aria and leans down to shake her awake.
>Meanwhile, Adagio has gotten to her feet.
>To your dismay, she's approaching you.
>Your heart skips a beat when you realize that you still have fish stuff on you.
>Oh, God, are you next?
>You take a panicked step backwards, and Adagio stops walking.
>"What are you doing?" she asks, puzzled.
>She takes another step; you match her with one of your own.
>Adagio's brow furrows and she narrows her eyes in annoyance.
>"Stop that."
>Another step for you and for her.
>Adagio sighs and rubs her forehead.
>"For the love of-Sonata!"

>>30004672
>Sonata's head pokes up, interrupting her task of dragging Aria across the floor by the arms like she's trying to hide a body.
>"What is it, 'Dagi?"
>Adagio waves her over, and Sonata unceremoniously drops Aria to the floor.
>"I think we might have spooked Anon," she said matter-of-factly, pointing at you over her shoulder with her thumb, "He's all gross right now and he needs a bath."
>Sonata skips over, looking thrilled.
>"Ooh!" she squeals, "I can do that!"
>Adagio rolls her eyes.
>"I know that, genius. Why do you think I called you over?"
>Adagio gestures to your traumatized form.
>"You're supposed to be his beloved granny or something, right?" she asks, "He'll probably respond better to you. Aria and I will get the room cleaned up in the meantime."
>True to her word, you don't feel the urge to run and hide when Sonata approaches you.
>"C'mon, Nonny," she coos, taking your hand and leading you away, "Grandma 'Nata's gonna give you a bath, okay?"
" 'k-kay..."

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>>30004681
>"See, honey? Romantic, right?"
>You are Anon, and things are considerably better than they were half an hour ago.
>You're sitting in a hot bath (drained twice during the cleaning process because of all that nasty fish crap), leaning against Sonata's chest.
>You can feel her soft tits pressing against your back; you're practically going to find bruises where her stiff nipples are pushing hard against.
>You've calmed down quite a bit since the Fish Massacre of '17, all thanks to your grandma.
>The actual washing is over, and now you're just enjoying the bath.
>Sonata leans forward and rests her head on your shoulder, wrapping her arms around your stomach and sighing in contentment.
>"I'm proud of you, you know," whispers Sonata, breaking the comfortable silence.
>You wrap your hands around her wrists, much like you had done for her when Adagio was yelling at you two.
>You feel completely relaxed.
"What do you mean, Sonata?
>Sonata giggles, and the laugh sounds slightly husky.
>"You never would have done this a few weeks ago," she elaborates, " 'Specially not with that dumb human taboo for incest. And NOW look at you."
>Sonata nuzzles the back of your head lovingly.
>"Taking a bath with your granny."
>Sonata's legs slide around your body and lock around your hips.
>One of her hands, wet and slick, slips from your grasp and dips below the water.
>"And not only that, but you got me an' my sisters a yummy present."
>Her hand slides down your pelvis and heads towards your slowly hardening cock.
>"I think my little grandson deserves a reward; don't you?"
>You jump when her fingers brush against your length.
>Quick as a whip, you jam your hand into the water and grab Sonata's wrist.

>>30004659
you spoil us
twice in one day again

>>30004726
"Sonata, wait."
>She sighs sadly.
>"It's just me, Nonny," she coos in a very maternal way, "We don't even have to tell my sisters if you don't want me to."
>Tempting, but not yet.
>Avoiding the fate of turning into a baby factory is pretty good motivation to blueball yourself.
"Taking a bath with you is one thing," you say, slowly pulling her hand away from you, "getting a handjob from you is another."
>Sonata slumps against your back and groans in disappointment.
>"I was so close to touching your wiener, Nonny!"
>And there she is; the Sonata you know.
>The one that doesn't bad-touch you.
>You thread your fingers through Sonata's and give them a squeeze, which Sonata returns.
>You enjoy the rest of the bath together.

>>30004745
>you spoil us
I dunno, man, these post-update updates don't seem to really reach the level of quality (or "quality") that my regular story posts have. Thanks, though. That's still quite a kind thing to say.

>>30004786
i dont even get this story but i can tell you're great at greentext. you should be proud regardless

>>30004786
Damn dude, did you write all of this today? The most I can manage per day is four update posts, usually not even that.

>>30004793
D'aww. Sometimes I am, Anon.

>>30004821
It's a gradual process, IssuesAnon. I've got a document on my computer where I flesh out whatever story I'm writing, adding ideas and seeing what fits in the plot. Sometimes I shift things around so that they fit better, and sometimes I decide not to include them at all because they would just act as filler. Some ideas elaborate on whatever's going on in the story, and others drive the story forward. I gradually add to it every day. The day I post something is usually preceded by an hour or two of rewriting a couple of sections and filling in gaps. Then I post.

And then a few hours later I ruin all that planning by writing a bunch of dumb stuff and posting it after I'm done updating, all because an idea occurred to me out of nowhere and I thought it would be funny. Believe you me, friend, you're doing just fine.

>Anon is younger brother of Fluttershy
>Anon takes a tumble and bumps his head
>His parents are worried and want someone to be with him at all times just in case something happens
>Big sister Fluttershy volunteers for tribute
>Does rather maternal things like reading Anon books and cuddling him while he sleeps
>Insists on getting in the shower with him and help him wash up

>>30005120
even better if he breaks his arms so she has no choice but to help feed him, wash him, do other things that require hands..

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>>30005156
>"Y-You know, it would be unhealthy for a young man like you to go weeks and weeks without relieving yourself."
>"C'mon, Anon, don't you trust your big sister?"
>"I promise to be very gentle with you~"

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>>30005242
>"My, my... Is that for me?"

>>30005242
>"No. You're right. It'd be weird to get a-a-a-a "hand job" from your sister..."
>"But it'd be okay to put it between my thighs, right? It's usually between YOUR thighs, so that's not weird.."

>>30005242
>Hotdogging your hot older sister's ass in the shower.

>>30005282
>>30005304
>Listening to your hot older sister squeak with every thrust

>>30003166
>their advantages; sometimes as allies and other times as enemies.
>Hitler and Stalin were the result of the sirens having a bit of a temporary falling out

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>>30005838

>>30005838
>"We learned to stay away from politics after that. Sonata, especially, was devastated."
>>"I thought that 'the iron curtain' was literal!"

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>>30004659
That's kinda hot. I like a girl, or three, with healthy carnivorous appetites.

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>>30004726
>>You can feel her soft tits pressing against your back; you're practically going to find bruises where her stiff nipples are pushing hard against.
Damn Sonata calm down.

>>30004672
>>Three girls, all covered in blood and flesh... fighting for two shiny eyeballs that never once looked away from you.
>>"You did this", they said.
>>"You let this happen".
jesus

>>30006035
iunno while they have their own grossness (something weird about scales), I feel like fish gore is less gross than mammal gore. it's a lot more likely to be allowed on TV too

>>30006031
She can't help it when she's around her favourite grandson. She's always had a thing for younger men.

>>30006061
True. I'd rather watch a fish get disemboweled than a rabbit.
And this is coming from a guy who used to thaw out mice and feed 'em to snakes, so I'm used to mammals getting got.

>>30006016
Indeed. There is something sexy about a frenzied wild-eyed woman drenched in blood, baring thousands of razor-sharp teeth as she stuffs her face with bloody raw meat.

>Dazzling grandmas decide that it's open season on sharing showertime with Anon

>>30006087
somehow it seems less bad on small mammals or birds, there's some kind of surface to mass threshold above which an animal becomes a big pot of goo and blood, but below which it's just....
it's like how when you squish a moth you don't get a smear, you just get powder. mice and birds and shit just seem to have less liquid in them.
>>30006097
but yeah, this. Maenad fetish. I'm with you there, and starting to understand why you guys like this siren thing
>>30006133
somehow this brings me right back to 90s anime, which is where I was kinda trying to lead my thinking before. Tenchi or Mamono Hunter Yohko kinda hot-young-grandma shit.

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>>30006016
>>30006035
>>30006097
>>30006158

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Got drunk last night, read Anal's update. Must have liked the idea of bedhead-Aria, cause this happened.
Not my best work, but hey, that's intoxication for ya.
Not gonna front though, I kinda like that sleeping one.
Hangover bump.

>>30006682
thats really nice

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>>30006682
Noice

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I want little sister Trixie to sit on my lap while grinding her ass against me "innocently."

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>>30006682
Oh my god, your sleepy Aria is so fucking cute. I gotta include her in the story again. And Jesus dude, you draw pretty dang well when you're drunk. Feel better soon, drawfriend.

>Fishfucking is gross
It sure is, Anon. It sure is.