wasn't this supposed to come out already?
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/01/discord-and-fluttershy-family-new-book.html
>>29956835
Fluttershy is his family as in girlfriend or foster mom?
>>29956868
She's his bang maid
>>29956877
I wish. The show has no balls to actually make a decent romance. Writers will pretend that these characters have no sex drive even if they are at least 20 years old and should all get constant boners.
How will the Fluttercucks ever recover
>>29956906
Those who were hurt by this ship are probably no longe in this fandom. Rest just don't care or ship it themselves.
This did. But what is it?
>>29956922
The fuck is that?
>>29956835
WHo cares? Its as canon as comics or EG. It will neighter confirm the ship nor sunk it, anyway.
>>29956955
My own guess is some kind of chthonian horror. But that book really is published under title "My little pony"
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1681452537?psc=1
Hah.
That's apparently just art of marketing.
And by "art" I mean CON-
>>29957030
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>>29956900
Fluttercord fags are literally the worst. I hate how they defend a ship 99% of content of which is a ripoff of either BotB or Phantom of the Opera. Yet you come even further, so much as to wish this autistic shit was in the show.
>>29956900
Fluttercord is still NOT canon!
>>29958256
Reminder that even little girls are asking when they get married
You can't stop it
>>29958519
Little girls are no longer the target demo.
Just in case this ever comes up and someone gets curious I suppose I can post it.
Maybe something in it will be bad enough to be funny at least.
Link to picture archive, including a bunch of textless pages like in pic related:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/wqfxyyvb3m88ve8/Family.rar
>>29958637
In case any of you wonder about the off center words, it's the result of a half hearted conversion to something I could post. The actual file is likely better, but this should give you all the substance at least.
>>29958637
> "If you expected Discord you came to the wrong book, motherfucker"
>>29958651
>best friend
Ha, eat that Tara.
>>29958647
>>29958651
That vector art.
>>29958667
>>29958668
>expecting any effort in a small book for preschoolers
>>29958659
Hahaha, what is with his hair?
>>29958651
> Book mixes old clipart with the castle and the treebrary shots.
It's shiiiiit...
>>29958672
Was it ever confirmed in the show that Rainbow Dash has no siblings? Granted they should've been mentioned by now, but you know how the show writers are.
>>29958672
Rainbow Dash is an only child? I hope so, but this book is hardly any confirmation.
>>29958691
>>29958686
Nothing that I can remember.
>>29958681
>no Discord in the window
Hahaha, it keeps getting better
>>29958685
> Mixing Rarity's old clipart with an Opal vector pilfered from Deviantart.
>>29958703
That's all of it.
Link again to archive:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/wqfxyyvb3m88ve8/Family.rar
>>29958676
no way this is an actual book you can't buy
I'm cringing
>>29958724
can*
apologize to fluttercucks
>>29958651
>best friend
Since when?
>>29958672
No mention of Apple parents?
If they really aren't dead, they better have a better reason than >vacation
>>29958676
Yeah, I think it went a little beyond "mad at each other"
>>29958724
it is literally for pre-schoolers
shave your neckbeard
>>29958750
Watch the show sometime.
>>29958724
How is this cringe? It's a dumb little book for pre schoolers.
>>29958676
>>29958767
Official Equestrian party line.
>>29958707
>Reading out lout
Great, they even make how to became spaghetti
boop
IT'S SHIT