Y-you just wanna be friends right now? T-thats cool Anon, I can

>>29956263
Who would want to be friends with shithorse? I would.

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>>29956263
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>>29956263
Do you have a speech impediment or are you having a seizure?

>>29956263
Fuck off to /trash/ with your rp bullshit, faggot

>>29956263
"Yeah Dash it's great it's the way it is. Now let me take care of one small thing.
*finds OP who wrote this cringe roleplay*
*teleports behind him with a katana dick*
"Nothing personnel kid"
*fucks him in the ass with a katana dick*

A-are we g-going to get some g-g-greens?

>>29956263
No way fag.

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>>29956296
Made me kek. Thanks, anon.

>>29956263
I want to friendzone rainbow dash for about a year.
Have a one night stand with her about once every other month and never talk about it.
The whole time hinting at the possibility of a serious relationship at some point and then leave back to texas and loose contact with her.
Only to come back to her 10 years later a military veteran, with a small business in Tennessee.
Realize while I'm there that she might have been the only girl thats ever loved me.
Only to find out its to late and I missed my chance with the girl of my dreams.
She's married with two kids.
Then have an akward late night conversation about how we never stopped thinking about each other but it's too late now.
Talk about how we where just kids and did stupid things that we regret. And wish it had turned out different.
Give her one last lonely hug and head back on the next train to Tennessee heart broken.
Settle for some girl I met in a coffee shop but never stop loving dash, and know she will never stop loving me....

I know it's a specific fetish but its mine.

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>>29956276
For the trash

Why do I remember there being a friend one thread that was all about ponies getting friend zoned and their reactions to it? Want that something the board had at some point?

>>29956424
Yeah sombody wrote those texts a while ago. Years.

>>29956365
Why would you want that? It sounds like hell.

>>29956263
Sure, you can think it's a date... Not that I care.

>>29956490
He is a fucking idiot that has watched too many fucking novels.

>>29956518
>watched too many fucking novels
ehhhhehehe

>>29956545
>Can't watch novels on tv now
Is this what you call b8 son?

>>29956518
>>29956490
Why are you guys kink shaming me?
Not cool.

>>29956263
I don't think Rainbow would ever find anything appealing about me, I doubt she'd even care to be my friend tbqhf, we just wouldn't be able to hang out much, I get passionate over very few things these days whilst her whole character is based around her passion for bettering herself. I'm fine with how I am and I'm too lazy to try to change myself anyway. In perfect honesty if I ever went to Equestria most of my time would most likely be spent finding a good bit of shade and napping the entire day

>>29956804
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