>"Anon... Listen. I come in peace and honesty."

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>>29949465
Sure, not like I got shit else to do.

Crunchatize me, cap'n.

>>29949465
Only if you have sex with me at least one time.

>>29949465
Give me Fluttershy and it's a deal, m80.

>>29949465
Only if you have sex with Fluttershy as i watch

>>29949465
I'm probably going to regret this, but 'kay.

Only if you have se-

>>29949499
Nevermind

>>29949465
sure

>>29949465
"I know exactly what this entails. It will kill me in a way more excruciating than anyone in my world has ever experienced. Sacrifices must be made, however, for normality to live on. I will do it. I will suffer in the darkness so that they may live in the light."
>And with this, you absorbed the physical manifestation of chaos into your being and became this mortal coil.

>>29949465
shit mate at least ask me out to dinner first

>>29949465
Am I the only one who would probably go a bit off the rails if they got this power? Admittedly it'd probably be only for a few years then I'd actually start taking it seriously, but if I got Discord's powers I would not be able to stop myself from fucking with reality
though I suppose if it was such an issue to fuck with Equestria I could always come back here and screw with Earth for a few years

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>>29949465
How exactly the transference of godhood happens?
And I hope as hell it doesnt involve stuff going up my butt.

Do I need to pull a pic related?
Cause that would be so cash.

>>29949465
>Discord
>a god
Nice fanfiction, nerd.

>>29949465
Yeah, I'll give it a shot.

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>>29949465
>Golly, anon! It sure was amusing to see how easily you were tempted into taking ol' Discordino's place! And how you totally fell for all his pompous crap, too!
>I bet now you're looking forward to having some fun with all these awesome reality warping powers, right? Well, I mean, that's good an' all, but we have to sort a little something out first.
>Y'see, a couple dozen thousand years ago, I did Mr Goatface here a little favor, and now he owes me! At any time I can come and request whatever I want from him!
>So I thought it would be pretty neat if I requested him to take whoever he loves the most and turn them into the most horrible and terrifying monstrocity he could've ever imagined! Sounds fun, right? I think you'd approve of this, anon.
>But it seems that hanging out with these horse thingies has made my pal a little soft, so he wasn't really up to it. That's where you come into play, anon!
>Since you carry all of his powers, privileges and responsibilities now, being the new Official God of Chaos of this little world and everything, it's technically you who owes me a favor! Don't give me that look, I'm not the one making these rules, pal!
>So if you wanna keep these awesome reality warping powers, you just gotta choose whoever you love the most here, your... wey-fu? Is that how you pronounce it? Anyway, you just gotta choose her and use your powers to transform her into your worst nightmare ever!
>Of course you could always give the powers back, but wouldn't that be screwing over your buddy Discord? Wasn't he the only person in this cotton-candy place who actually could relate to a sicko like you and wanted to be your friend? You know the meaning of this word, anon? A friend?
>So what shall it be, pal? Choose wisely, you don't get a second chance here.

>>29950064
You could probably take down Bill with Discord's powers. No need for false conflict.

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>>29950064
Done. But I keep the land.

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>>29949465
>openly embrace the powers of chaos
>going against the will of the Emperor

That's some right heresy you got going on there, mate.

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>>29949465
>Passing godhood to literally autist
Sure. What could possibly go wrong...

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>>29949465
Is this going to give me ED?

>>29950064
>friend
Except I have none.

Also, make me, faggot.

>>29949499
>>29949666
welp
guess that settles it than

where the green of Anon revaging discords ponut?

>>29950064
"You expect me to roll over and spread my legs for YOU?"
"Leave."
>That was all that needed to be said.

>>29950064
Okay...
>With a snap of his finger and a flick of the wrist, Anon turned his waifu into the most horrible thing ever
>"Didn't think you ha-"
>Anon snaps his finger once more and turns his waifu back
>"HEY!?" Bill voice contained anger....or rage. "You think you can back out of the deal like that?"
But I did complete my deal.
>"What?"
You didn't say how long they had to look like that.
>"..."
You need to think of your favors better.

>>29949465
Only if you transform in Eris and I get to fuck your pussy all night long.

>>29949749
Became what mortal coil? You were already a mortal coil; accepting godhood means shedding the mortal coil, you uncultured faggot. Read a fucking book, illiterate cuck.

>>29950314
I need this.

>>29949465
>get chaos powers
>make Equestria so lewd /d/ would be impressed
>mind warp ponies into lewd things if they don't consent
Sure, but only if you turn into Eris and then I plow your pussy and ponut.

>>29950576
Mortal coil as in strife of life, faggot. If you become the god of chaos, you become the strife of life, and hence, you become the mortal coil.

>>29950064
God fight!!!!

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>>29950314
>>29951363
>>29950638
>>29949499
>>29951132

>>29951363

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>>29949465
Yessssss.... with great pleasure....

>>29949806
>The only one
I'm reasonably sure the entire thread would do it.

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>>29949465
Would I be the first to ascend to the position of God of Chaos?
Because I want to be the First Ascendant.

>>29950064

What happen is bill is my waifu(male)?

I need to turn her(him) in a circle?

>>29950064
I applaud you sir, that was the best Bill I've ever seen.

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>>29952409
>Alarak is voiced by Discord

>>29952485
Yup.
One is a reality warping lord of destruction and the other is a character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
They're both great, though.

>>29949465
>Discord gets bored and wants a break from chaos
>Celestia informs him that she can't allow him to give up his place as God of Chaos as Equestria needs at least some unpredictability
>Furthermore she can't trust another creature with the responsibility of having said powers
>Discord decides to give Anon a tiny fraction of his powers but makes him believe he's literally the new god of Chaos with the entirety of the power that entails
>Cue Anon autism as he tries to ensue chaos in the most harmless ways possible

>>29953085
>he mixes up two orders at pony Bennigan's

>>29953085
By disrupting the school annual kickball/bake sale!
This is where anon will show case his new power

>>29953085
>for the next few weeks despite her impressive organizational skills Twilight is never able to find the book she wants on the first try
>even in the sections that are alphabetized she swears that she pulls out the right book, only to find that she grabbed one just to the left
>Spike on the other hand has no issues

>>29949465
Go on.

>>29949465
>>29954094
ITT retards don't know theres a general for AnonDiscord stories

>>>29880955

>>29950064
The deal was struck with Discord not me, so I owe you jackshit, it's not my fault you got screwed over by him but I don't care either
Now excuse me I have some chaos to wreak time to steal forty cakes form Sugar Cube Corner I'm not even going to apologize afterwards

>>29949465
>gods are afraid of humans
Good.

>>29953085
Sounds like Emperor Joker.

Emperor Anon when?

C'thun! C'thun! C'thun!

>>29954117
>calling anyone else retarded when you don't understand the differing concepts behind either of these threads

>>29950064
>It's him again

>>29949465
No.

>>29949465
>Anon, witnessing the God of Chaos at the very end of his rope, stoicly squares his jaw.
>He places a reassuring hand on the place that vaguely passes for Discord's shoulder, who looks up at him, hope in his weary, yellow sclera'd, red pupil'd eyes.
>Anon nods gently, then, his soothing voice whispers:
"lmao naw boi"

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>>29954237
ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

>>29949570
Back to your cuckshed

page 10

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>>29949465
With pleasure. Or without pleasure. Whatever flies your fantasy more, I suppose.

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>>29950064
"Well, I supposen fair is fair right?"
>"Thaat's right Anon new buddy o mine!"
"And I am going to need friends in this new exciting adventure."
>"Correctomundo!"
"You promise we'll be good after this?"
>"You have my word, sir!"
"Alright then, let's shake on it."
>The triangular cosmic entity extended his noodly appendage to you
>And you extended your hand to his.
>And at that moment when your hands met, and your grip tightened around his.
>Sweet, sweet music began to play.
>A melody if you will.
>Unlike anything your mortal ears had ever heard before.
>And with it...came inspiration...
>You jerked his hand over your shoulder and wrapped his upper arm with your free arm.
>Pressinng the muscle against your bicep and forearm.
>Then swiftly you turned your body in flowed motion
>his body flew over yours and collided with the floor with a hard thud
>Your body began to move upon its own volition, the music growing louder now, quicker in tempo and now the brass began to bellow.
>You dropped to the floor in front of him locking his triangular body between your thighs.
>And your fists flew, yes they flew upon his face.
>Over and over again.
>His soft fleshy body was pounded by your rough bony hands.
>The music began to reach its crescendo and you raised both hands above your head, balling your fist.
>And in one might motion, brought them down upon him.
>Only then did the music stop, only then were you to your senses.
>Out of breath you panted rapidly.
>Your heart felt as though it would burst from your chest at any moment.
>You run your hands through your hair trying to wipe away the sweat you accumulated in your moment of lucidity.
>and gazed upon the bloodied, broken god before you.
>He lay unmoving upon the floor.
>Eye shut, the sides of him where he lay had deep indentations in the dirt.
>Perhaps he had tried to crawl out or maybe in his desperation was hoping to grab a rock.
>Whatever the case may have been. He no longer drew breath.

>>29950064

I fucking hate mabel

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>>29958972
>But oh my silly droogs, the tale does not end there.
>You had quite the perplexing conundrum a real humdinger of a molly wobble.
>Here lay before you, this broken dead god, and you knew not what to do with him.
>You never killed anyone before.
>So you did what came naturally to you.
>You dragged his battered and bruised body into the woods.
>Burrying him beneath the tall trees.
>Once the deed had been done, you wandered back into town and stopped at a local tavern.
>The atmosphere was merry, goodness maybe even jubilant. Packed with ponies of different shapes and sizes, twists and turns.
>The smell of cheap cider and old aging alcohol soaked hickory wood filled the air.
>There was a band playing in the distance with thump a dump thump upon the stage as they patted away on their tambourine and plucked their lutes.
>their singer the circus master of this band of lions...congealed a rather tasty melody about a scarecrow and crow, in a welshen accent.
>The place was packed with giggling sneering mares and colts pat pat patting away the night with their jibber jabber
>You decided to take a seat at the bar table.
>This excitement was all too much for you.
>The sights, the smells, the ponies.
>So you signaled the tavern mare to bring you a cider.
>You had a splitting headache and needed to lose some brain cells to process this all.
>As you sit there in your attempted solitude.
>Your crazy silence, your busy idleness, was broken with a loud screeching...
>"Gadzooks partner, you look like you've been put through a right and might trail blazer."
>She took it upon herself in her infinite wisdom to scoot closer to you.
>Of all the company this busy place offered she had chosen to sit next to the sweaty dirt covered monkey man.
>This orange...or is it brown?
>This mare brandishing a cowgirl hat decided to appropriate your time.
"Yea, well you know...Psshoooo"
>you said blowing air out of your mouth and wiggling your fingers around.
>Giggling
>"Well I'm Applejack"

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>>29959080
"Yea, that's a cute name. You like to grow grapes for a living or what?"
>"Quite the joker aren't you?"
"I always preferred to think of it as being cheeky."
>"Well what's your name? Trudge mud?"
"No but I like it, it's got a lot of grit to it."
>She giggled at your pun.
>When they did this it was a sign that they were either
>A, trying to hook up, or B, drunker than sin itself.
>"For real though, no foolin this time, what's your name cutie?"
>She's drunk and horny.
"Oh stop it you're gonna make blush with all this subtlety."
"Just call me Trev."
>That wasn't your name
>"Trev? Well alright then."
>With perfect timing the tavern mare arrives with your apple brewed libation.
>The drink is overflowing spilling on the sides with each swish.
>But you pay it no head.
>"Cider? Goin a little light tonight?"
"Figured that i'd start small and move my way up."
>"Play your cards right partner and that won't be the only small thing moven it's way up."
"Okay, you're being a little forward with your advances, flirting requires some tact."
>"I was never one for words, too much flank grab without the grabbing."
"While I'm flattered tonight's really not the night for me. I'm kinda waiting for a friend you see."
>Her eyebrow perks up to this and she scoots closer.
>"Oh a friend ehh? Just a friend."
"Well, yeah, HE'S a pretty big guy hard to miss. Just needed to get something from him is all."
>"Well shoot I like company, why don't you have your friend come along."
>She said throwing her hooves on you now.
>This was a little more common a sight than you'd like to admit.
>With the ratio of male to female here being a little lopsided, mares often took what they could get.
>Take is an understatement, they'd up and steal it from another mare given the chance.
>"Boy you smell pretty, like...salsa, but with a little dirt."
"Okay"
>You say standing up now
"I have to go to the bathroom."
>"Can I come?"
>You do not reply and retreat into the crowd.
>You hear muffled
>"I love you!"

>>29956004
>"lmao naw boi"
Fucking kek a deck nigga

>>29959237
Imma do some homework, no clue where I'm going, but I'mma see if I can't smash it out until the end later.

>>29959237
Continue

>>29959279
Later!!!!!!
When I can ensure I won't fail at life.

Much much later is what I mean.

>>29959237
>salsa
Applehorse confirmed for liking beaners

why do applefuckers always have to come and ruin everything

>>29961820
Same reason you were born.

heh heh

>>29953181
>Alphabetized
Well there's your problem.

page 9 bump

>>29949465
Where's the Discord soundalike when you need him ?

>>29950356
pretty smart thinking there Anon

>>29958972
And here I thought it was going to turn out that Bill was Anon's wey-fu.