wild mares will fuck around the entire herd to lessen the chance

>>29941383
But my kid isn't a foal, they're a satyr abomination.

Heh, nice try, OP.

>>29941399
This is why you bring a gun, there are only like five stallions in town.
Kill two and they eave your abomination alone.

>>29941399
>implying your freak of a kid wouldn't ONLY be bullied at school, but put through the same expectations of every other child

>>29941407
>implying you could bring anything to equestria
thats not how it works, and you know it

>>29941412
>implying you could bring anything to equestria
Bitch I got my hands and rocks and sticks exist.
Do not question a humans ability to find a way to kill something.

>>29941383
>what do you do?
Prep the Lord of Chaos

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>>29941442
>fluttercucks
ANON YOU REALLY GOTTA STOP, BRO

>>29941460
I'd rather see my waifu cuck me with a literal god than with a common stallion

>>29941383
That's some heavy implying OP.
You know that monkeys, apes, and even primitive humans do that right.

Cucking was a way of preventing infanticid. But then religion came and laws followed by society that said
"Yo one man one wife or we kill you and the women."
After that things calmed down, until the sexual revelation. Now people have sex all the time and being more aggressive is a way of life for men
Controlling a women is how you keep one.
If you have even the faintest clue on how to keep a women then you'd be fine. You'd come off as emotionally manipulative and down right cruel to outside people looking in. if you're dumb enough to admit to anything you're doing to anyone. but you'd be an idiot to admit it to anyone.

Manipulation is how you don't become a cuckman. Toy with the mares heart, make her feel as though you're always watching her. You shouldn't because that's a waste of time, but the fear of being watched is enough to cause self regulation.
Give off a sense that you always know things.
Then on occasion play the victim and on occasion be the aggressor but never be wrong. Even when you are wrong.

There's so much more to this game but if you can basic human courtships you can hold a mare down.

Also you're a faggot op.

>>29941473
Most importantly reward randomly for no reason or for a reason.
Giving gifts and rewards randomly makes you appear benevolent and like good man to the mareb and onlookers.
Essentially keep her in a state of perceptually feeling not good enough and undeserving of you so that she will worship you.

This has been my basic how to. Theres so much more to this game but this much alone should help you autist keep a mare.

>>29941492
Thanks, Mystery, you got any tips to improve my negging game?

>>29941473
this is why i hate women

>>29941500
Negging must be done jokingly but sparingly.
The goal is to not come off as asshole.
Negging is being an asshole overtly.

Also when playing the victim don't be a numale about it be angry or quietly disappointed. Do not forgive at first but draw it out for a little bit. Make the mare work for your forgiveness. Don't wait too long just long enough for it to hurt her but not long enough to cause her annoyance or spite.

You have to forgive her but don't do it easily.
Also when being the aggressor be jealous even if you aren't and instill in her a fear of talking about other colts in a beatifying way.
Don't go overboard but move to it quickly and as genuinely as you can fake it.
If done right she won't even speak positively about other colts in private.

>>29941511
Just learn how to be manipulative.
This is the only way.
Everyone whose not a cuckman does it. You'll find out playing these games with women and conditioning them comes naturally. Women want to be dominated, a lot of the time emotionally.
Just know your leverage and always be on the look out for opportunities to tighten your grip on the women.

We live in the age of tinder and sexual freedom. Aggression and manipulation is key to having a nuclear family.

>>29941383
>le ponies are like real life horses

>>29941383
I cave in the skull of any fucker who tries to fuck my wife or kill my kid, this isn't rocket science you cuck

>>29941612
Or you could do what this guy said.
>>29941473
>>29941492
>>29941532
That would make you not a cuckman.

>>29941464
That is a very defeatist attitude to have considering mear mortals beat him.

>>29941383
This is why I don't have a pony waifu. Given the opportunity I'd just bang them all. Pokehidden had the right idea.

>>29941675
That's one way to live life.
I mean if I was in the same position i wouldn't want to marry a pony. I'd miss earth.
But that's Just me.

>>29941473
>if you're dumb enough to admit to anything you're doing to anyone. but you'd be an idiot to admit it to anyone.
Bronies everyone, the nicest, most honest human beings on this planet.
And I do mean bronies, not horsefuckers.

>>29941383
>implying I have a waifu or want a wife
>implying I'm not going to be the one fucking all the married mares
>implying I'm not going to fuck their husbands too
>implying I'm not going to have threesomes with the wife and husband
>implying I'm not going to keep it secret that I can't get mares pregnant anyway and all of this was just for sex.

>>29941383
So like human women? no wonder I dropped pone too except for quick faps.

>>29941473
>>29941492
> if you're dumb enough to admit to anything you're doing to anyone. but you'd be an idiot to admit it to anyone.
>Then on occasion play the victim and on occasion be the aggressor but never be wrong. Even when you are wrong.

If you don't bow down to me, suck my dick and apologize for being a wasteful, parasitic degenerate of society then I'm actually paying the mods to get you doxed.
And I will get my cock sucked from you, male. I will force you to commit suicide.

You see, my problem with you is that you're below a normal mammal and a normal human being.
You lack the sapience and natural benevolence and moral correctness which makes a society amazing. You're the jew/turk, the parasite of this world which keeps pulling everyone down because you're too infantile to change your neurological network to match our intellectual brainwaves.
So what's the common course of action? humility? suicide? No. Pulling everyone down with you. Just like a crab or just like a SJW false-flagging neo-feminist.

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>>29941741
>Dude
You're going against the natural selection by not offing yourselves.

>>29941751
I know what you two could do instead that involves a fist.

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>>29941473
Anon for the last goddamn time, appreciate your capitalism and stop trying to turn America into Soviet Russia. You fucking mental defect. I swear americucks are the dumbest pieces of shits I've met, they'd sell their country for a poo in the loo shitstain.
>>29941751
Sure, you pay 800$ to fly all the way to Russia. To make things more interesting, my little naive texan. I'll steal your wallet and get you stuck in Russia so you can finally learn to appreciate your goddamn capitalism like a normal functioning american.

>>29941799
Is it true that when you punch a Russian in the face they split in half and a smaller russian pops out?

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>>29941811
>>29941831
You didn't even insult me in the traditional american way by calling me rusky/ruskies correctly. Are you sure, you're american and not some refugee?

>mfw I ask for ameriburgers and they give me mexitacos and afrobrownies instead.

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>>29941842
You're not american, you're just another mix-breed. That's why you don't feel patriotic towards your own country you live in, it's not your country of origin to begin with.

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>>29941860
Something tells me /mlp/ doesn't have any bloodlines going back to the civil wars or of any british ancestry.

I've been tricked.

>>29941473
sorry sweetheart bout I would dump you at your first "you can't go out with your firends without me"

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>mfw ruskie asked for true americano patriots to have a real fight with and he instead woke up with a nigger, pajeet and a mexican mix-breed at his doorstep.

C'mon guys he just wanted an american without any niggers on the side.
Sorry, Russia. This is the state of the USA right now, a country full of mix-breeds and immigrants.

>>29941473
This is obviously a nigger, or a muslim/mexican.
No white american thinks like a sociopathic villain from your saturday morning cartoons.

>>29941923
>>29941936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

The gig is up. You either post your DNA card or you POO IN THE TOILET. Why can my dog poo in the toilet, but you have to shit in the streets?

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>>29941923
>>29941936

>>29941923
Don't you think being an actual good bf/husband, supporting your woman making her fell loved and safe would be better. By setting up this agrressive play in your relationship actually makes the woman want to stay away from you. If you act as aforementioned and she still cheats on you then it's not your fault that she is a fucking whore, you should be relived to get rid of someone like that.

>>29941936
maybe because I am one

>>29941966
Nice try, Ahmed. Now go fuck your arab cousin and wake up with a dagger stuck in your kidney.

"an American"
It's America and american. You shit-eating sandnigger.

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>>29941994
>what's the difference
Excuse me sir, but go get gangraped by a gang of wild camels and have your ass stung repeatedly by the tiniest black scorpions imaginable.

You're not american, you're a mix-breed with turkroach genes.

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>>29941994

Unfortunately I have to agree with many of the views in this thread. Women know nothing of loyalty and are largely incapable of being decent people.

They're honestly worse than niggers sometimes.

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>>29942000
>Okay kiddo

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>>29942012
Spotted the nigger.

>>29941473
This is hilariously bad advice. It's sociopathic, requires a lot of skill to pull off, and even if you do, it's not going to lead to a healthy relationship. Make her feel like you're always watching? Look, big brother, if you're in a relationship, some modicum of trust is required. If she is going to cheat on you if she thinks you're not watching, you shouldn't be in a relationship with her. You have serious control issues, and I'm sure you think that's because you're dominant, but it's not. It's because you have such an inferiority complex, you can't handle the idea of someone betraying you, so you've become someone that's approaching abusive.

>>29941543
And no, not everyone whose not a cuckman is manipulative. As someone with the closest thing to social skills you can have while browsing a board for a show for little girls, I'm going to say you can go your life without being a manipulative asshole. Everyone's manipulative a little, granted, but not in the literally insane way you're suggesting. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you got this from some pickup artist book, am I right?

>>29942025
So that would make you a woman?

>>29942012
you know right that men are more likely and do cheat more than women?

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>>29942012
>They're honestly worse than niggers sometimes.
Anon that's not a nice thing to say about your black mother.

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>>29942032
Ahahaha look at that nigger, he has to believe I have tits so he feels superior. He's just that pathetic.

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All you goddamn niggers get the hell out of this american board. Immigration was a mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTcuvdx0CUY

>>29941383
But they aren't wild animals they are civilized sapient equines
/thread

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>>29942059
>for ya
You cocksucking slave, lazy good for nothing NIGGER. Get the hell out, get the fuck out. Get your black ass out of my country.

>>29942059
yeah actually you are a psycopath

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>>29942059
>for ya
This is a nigger. This is a goddamn nigger, we've been rused by a nigger.
>>29942074
Sadly niggers aren't civilized sapient mammals.
They're lower than chimpanzees in some regards.

>>29942041
Except that's wrong. Hollywood keeps pushing that stereotype despite the risk far, far outweighing the rewards these days. That leaves idiot feminists pretending like it's the gospel truth and believe they're evening the playing field by doing it themselves and convincing others to do it too.

Women cheat more than men and it's due to this there are more men than ever not wanting to pursue relationships.

>>29942059
Nothing I say can convince you away from your ways, but, y'know, having friends can be fun sometimes. You should try it.

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>>29942059
>>29942077
Sit the fuck down and shut up, nigger. I can't understand a goddamn thing you say in your nigger speech.

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STOP THIS /POL/ CANCER REEEEEE
I WANTED A THREAD TRIGGERED PEOPLE ABOUT BEING KEKS! FUCK OFF REEEEE THREAD IS CANCELED, GET OTU!

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>>29942113
Look at this nigger in denial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDtCC1rZYfI

>>29942106
that's some nice source you have there

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>>29942122
Send them back to africa. Send them the hell back to africa. Get them the hell out of America and leave the white ponies alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDtCC1rZYfI

Make sure not to leave 1 niggerpony behind. We all have to send them back to Africa. Get them the hell out of America and leave the white ponies alone.

>>29942106
Well I mean I've never cheated in my life and the thought of doing so makes me feel sick, current boyfriend is only the second man I've ever had a relationship with, he is an amazing person and we want to marry eventually.

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>>29942122
you know what you are right

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>>29942140
No, chimp. You are the autism nigger.

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>>29942158
I can't wait honestly but we both need to be more financially stable first.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB88-IQDKZE

Niggers stay out of /mlp/, you don't belong in pony land.
Stay away
Stay away,
You don't belong in /mlp/.

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>>29942171
Nigger oh nigger, like indian women, like asian women, they just gotta-gotta-gotta have the last chimp. Oooh nigger, oohh niggers, they never learn, they never learn for they were born dumb.

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>>29942160
>>29942189
So this is /b/read now?

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>>29942223

>>29942195
>>29942203
I wish Amy hadn't followed Vogel's orders and had wrote something original on her own volition.
Still, pretty alright ideas with there being an entire race of alicorns with a capitol city and these two being the last remnants of an ancient race of powerful beings. (Kind of like Superman)

I love Luna's swirly design in her tail. I wish they added that to her flash build.

>>29942223
>Celie and I
At least she didn't call her Tia.

>>29942216
>>29942223
>>29942230
This book written by Amy is the original script for the theatrical movie, before Vogel changed it and added his furry characters inside, his broken-horn unicorn and his Tirek duplicate.

>17 posters
>over 100 replies
I know /mlp/ is a circlejerk board but damn...

>>29941383
Good thing I'm mentally unstable enough to be a yandere. I hope she doesn't like her friends being alive.

>>29941383

>>29941383
But why would I give a fuck about this retarded custom tho?
Everyone will know the kid is mine, are you stupid?

>>29941383
>Wild horses.
So none of them.
Stop projecting and go prep your bull.

>>29941383
>wild mares
/thread

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>>29942012
This.

>>29942012
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>>29942041
Got sources for those claims?

>>29945088
He's had quite a few boyfriends.

>>29942279
No one in this thread is circle-jerking you idiot.