Yesterday, I had only one student in my English class, a 10 year

>>29919779
Uh.
>rape?

Now she's mad she has to remember useless words.

>>29919779
>only one student
Where are the others?

>>29919779
Did you do to her what hentai teachers do to loli students?

>>29919819
They didn't show up.

>>29919779
I guess that makes her your faithful student

>>29919839
Why though

>>29919853
Because it was 4/20

>>29919853
It's the school's system, it offers flexibility and students arrive at whatever time it's more convenient for them. This is a class for children and there are only 3 or 4, so it's not that rare of an event.

>>29919868
Even elementary school kids are blazing.

>>29919868
So they were all out celebrating Hitler's birthday?

>>29919844
Now, that's pretty funny.

>>29919779
Did you make her dress up as CMC for lewd

>>29919891
It's a Jewish school, idiot.

>>29919962
... Mourning Hitler's birthday then?

>>29919968
They were busy making a fundraiser for the Holocaust victims

>>29919779
>Lutie Mark

>>29920005
Just a deformed C. Americans, by their nature, tend to have very bad handwriting.

>>29920114
Actually, it's because I was born left handed, but I was forced to learn to write with my right hand. I even draw letters in a different order than usual. Honestly, I've never cared since I can remember.

>>29920114
chill out faggot, writing on a white board is a nightmare for a lefty.
i mean his handwriting is still kind of shitty for that but still

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>>29919779
thats pretty cute desu
what was the lesson?

>>29920204
oh boy ohh boi

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>>29920204
Anon, don't be silly
Princess Twilight Sparkle is an alicorn
Why would you ever think otherwise?

>>29920207
The lesson was contractions of verb to be, but I just went MLP and had her said things like "Twilight Sparkle is an Alicorn, she's a princess, her element of harmony is Magic." Then questions and affirmative/negative answers.

>>29919779
You have bad handwriting, dude\

Michael J Fox could write better than that

>>29920230
Clever. So, your idea or the lolis? How do you know she's a fan? Does she know you're a fan?

>>29920204
Yeah, but since she was the one who said princess, I decided to go with that.

>>29920242
I know.

>>29920253
I asked her what her favorite TV show is. I assume she doesn't think of show fans the way we do, more like "cool! he knows who Twilight Sparkle is!"

>>29920306
>I assume she doesn't think of show fans the way we do
You're 100% right. Once they start really interneting they see fans differently.
Or they just dropped it because it's childish.
OR they hide their powerlevels and no one knows.

Either way, kids your students age are just like "woah, kek. you know who that is"
My gf >inb4 die normie is a teacher too. Whenever I visit or meet her for lunch or after work or whatever and I see a kid with merch, I slyly tell them Twilight it best pony, and bounce. They crack up.

You sound like a fun teacher, keep it up.

>>29920337
Thanks, I do like teaching a lot. I am completely aware of how awful my handwriting is, but meh.

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>>29920345
Your handwriting is fucking caligraphy next to mine.

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>>29920281
>Doesn't correct a student when they say something wrong.
You're a shit teacher. No wonder people in this hemisphere are getting dumber by the year.

>>29920360
I know and I explained why. You might find this shocking but you're not the first one to notice, not even in this thread.

>>29920378
I'm saying stop obsessing over it so much, because it's fine. I wouldn't be noticing anything if you weren't talking about it.

>>29920373
that pic got an audible reaction from me

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>>29920373
>"Alright, what type of job does Twilight Sparkle have in Ponyville?"
>"She's a Princess! The Princess of Friendship!"
>"WRONG! FUCKING WRONG! RETARDED, PIECE OF SHIT KIKE-ENABLER! STOP EATING HASBRO'S SHIT! NOTHING AFTER SEASON 2 IS CANON! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
I don't think the school would like a teacher acting like that, Anon.

>>29920382
Oh, I don't. I'm just answering people here to make conversation.

>>29920410
Fascinating.

>>29920408
No, but I'd pay good money to see that.
I need a fic, where anon fills in for teachpone and harasses the kids.

>>29919886
I vomited a little.

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>>29920408
>You either Ace the test or join the gas fest

>>29920408
I don't think a school would like a male teacher who fraternizes with grown men who masturbate to MLP alone in a room with a 10 year old girl.

>>29920431
He did mention it being a Jewish school, so maybe the standards in religious schooling are different from the public education system.

>>29919886
What kind of class is it? I don't think I was ever in one that had fewer than 15 students.

>>29920437
is OP a jew?
>>29891939

>>29920431
>>29920437
Is he even in the U.S.

Could explain why they're lax, plus he said his 'class' is regularly barely a handful of students

>>29920457
An English class in a languages school. Although they teach mostly English.

>>29920485
Eeyep

>>29919844
>>29919779
Would be moved to tears if it was possible

good job OP

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>no glim glam

>>29920431
Why not? Maybe she masturbates to MLP too.

>>29921626
>tfw no studentu to literally circlejerk over MLP with

>>29919779
Props.

>>29922398
haha, thanks.

>>29919779
Is this a spelling test? Because Alicorn isn't a word. Nore are a few of the names.

I don't really know what you're showing us here.

what kind of nigger school could end up being empty except for one child in a class?

>>29919973
what all 3 of them that are still alive?

>>29922559
Alicorn is a word. Note a correct definition on the old UD, dated 2006.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alicorn

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>>29921601
See? Even little girls don't like her!

>Uh, hello? Is this Jim? Fix your shit, thank you

>>29922591
I have to go return some videotapes.

>>29919779
>Aventura
Wish I could buy you a drink anon, godspeed on redpilling the hue's Senpai

>>29922643
I could certainly use a drink.

I got a pic of how she copied it to her notebook, I'll post it after class.

>>29924948
>and he was never heard from again

>>29920204
Oh Anon...even a little girl is better accepting reality than you.

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>>29919962
Oh, OP... you never tell anyone that you're Jewish.

>>29920204
Much MUCH better

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>>29919891
No, they were celebrating Columbine day.

>>29920204
That was in the beforetime time. In the long long ago.

>>29921571
Only if he made her write him letters.
So we can see him on the news being fired.

>>29919891
Hitler = failed Jewish painter with self-loathing tude.

>>29919779
Who's her waifu?

>>29926984
I didn't someone else did and everybody ran with it. lol.

>>29919779
Did you tell her that you jerk off to cartoon horses?

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>>29928800
>lol

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>>29929523
You would perhaps have preferred "kek" instead, you fucking memer?

>>29920306
>more like "cool! he knows who Twilight Sparkle is! He's obviously a pedophile and I'll ride on his little pony. YAY!!!

>>29930675
>The next week the child is taken home riding on her teatcher's blonde horse, who always have a hat for some reason

>>29928800
That's exactly what a Jew would say.

>>29932167
I wouldn't know.

>>29919973
They all dead nigga. Unless they were just pocketing the money for themselves in true Jewish fashion.

>>29920306
> I assume she doesn't think of show fans the way we do
can confirm. I was at a friends house and the little girl there was excited when she found out I watch mlp, talking to me about how rarity is the best pony (of course I corrected her on that).

>>29919973
>((((((((((holocaust))))))))))
>((((((((((((((((((((victims))))))))))))))))))))

>>29933483
>"Yes, goyim, you can trust me; I wouldn't know anything about Jewish trickery."

Something weird here.

>>29924948
post her copybook already

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Here it is.

>>29939361
1) That's pretty cute desu.
2) Better hand writing than you.

>>29939579
1) Yeah desu
2) True and funny desu
3) what is desu?
4) desu desu

>>29939607
moshi moshi

>>29919891
Tracy's birthday.

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>>29919779
>pinkie pie - baker.

>She said aj is one of the best bakers ever.

Pinkie is a party planner.

>>29922559
>Nore

D+
At least you tried.

>>29920204
>a 10 year old girl is too young to remember the times of unicorn Twilight
feels bad

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>>29934862
>corrected her

What, you told her she was the bestest pony?

>>29939361
>Applejack
>Farmer Earth Pony
>First read it as Former Earth Pony

For a while I thought she browsed Princess Applejack

Just so you know, she said her favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle.

Which is appropriate because she's very diligent and obedient and never causes trouble in class. I wish all my children students were like her.

>>29941114
That little girl has better taste than half of this board desu

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>>29941114
Well, Twilight is a good role model when it comes to education. That girls knows what's good for her.

>>29941141
And better behaved than 99% of this board desu.

>>29939652
sumo katana mitsubishi sushi desu

>>29919973
>holohoax shekels

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>>29940583
We all know Glim Glam is best pony

>>29941381
Since I haven't seen any episode with her yet, I keep thinking of Flim Flam when anypony says Glim Glam.

>>29919779
Damn, OP, this is heartwarming. Just what I needed today, you are a good man

>>29941747
Didnt you mean Shim Sham?

>>29919779
Nice. But you forgot the element of empathy.

>>29941898
See the post where I put the pic where she copied it on her notebook. She has better handwriting that I do.

>>29941114
>favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle
What a champ.

>>29942731
I saw it. The entire thread is great, once again, thank you a lot for sharing

>>29945041
You're welcome. I had my doubts about posting her notebook here at first. But I had said I would, so I did.

>>29945719
post pic of the girl too since youve come this far.

>>29947277
Something bad...

>>29947277
Anon please don't jack off to OP's student.

Hey, OP, tell the girl hi from a random internet stranger and send her my regards. Tell her she has good taste too

>>29947277
Ahhhhhh..... nope.

>>29919779
Fuck you cunts are so gay and cringe.

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>>29947277
That's just not appropriate. Seriously, OP could get party vanned, not to mention it's creepy you want to see a picture of her.

>>29949399
You used to be cool, 4chan

>>29949399
>it's creepy you want to see a picture of her.
where the fuck do you think you are?

>>29949399
>not wanting photographic evidence of the show's target demographic

>>29949446
We have enough of that in the cringe threads.

>>29949399
>not appropriate
Final Draft pls go.

>>29949404
>>29949432
>>29949446
>>29949507

I know I know this is 4chan and whatnot, it just seems a bit out there. Yeah we like abusing and raping ponies, but wanting pictures of underage girls is something else. Not mentioning about OP losing his job and whatnot.

>final draft pls go

I forget who that is

>>29949743
you are a homosex
go back to ponychan

>>29949743
There's no such thing as too young for being cute.

>>29949763
fuck you nigga i'll fite you

>>29949766
Underage cute girls are cute, I just assume anon wanted the picture for, other reasons,

>>29949763
Go back to Mexico pedo.

>>29949840
>I just assume anon wanted the picture for, other reasons,
Quit projecting.

>>29950042
Quit being a pedophile.

>>29919779
No you didn't.
You found that image on /r/mylittlepony.

>>29919779
What is that supposed to teach?

>>29950133
>The lesson was contractions of verb to be, but I just went MLP and had her said things like "Twilight Sparkle is an Alicorn, she's a princess, her element of harmony is Magic." Then questions and affirmative/negative answers.

>>29919779
I've seen a few parts of it, pretty much trixie tricks twilight into switching bodies. Then you know trixie takes advantage of twilights power. Pretty cool concept but the voice actors and "animation" was questionable.

>>29919779
Your table is ass.

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>>29947277
>>29949404
>>29949432
>>29949446

The rules don't matter?

>>29950469
What rule forbids photos of cute little girls who're fans of the show?

>>29919886
Why is this allowed

>>29951311
Probably because the school in question cares more about actually educating what few students they have, rather than painting them all with the same brush and raising them to be obedient little drones.

But that's just my guess.

>>29951523
>raising them to be obedient little drones.
But that's what modern schools are for.

>>29950585
Skippy and Slappy

>>29953544
I miss when idiots just bumped shit threads with 'bump'

>>29951523
The thing to do there is seperate students by inteligence rather then age.

>>29953560
bump

>>29947277
cancerous newfag
>>>/r/eddit

>>29954501
wat

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>>29919779
>English Class

>Spanish poster

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>>29955309
>Spanish
Fucking burgers and their idiocy towards other languages.
I m not the teatcher but even I can see that ITS PORTUGUESE YOU FUCK

>>29955404
Nobody cares about Mexican languages

>>29955404
You're paying for the wall whether you like it or not, Paco.

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>>29955643
>Implying mexican

>>29955404
>Portuguese

But that's Brazilian Portuguese, faggot.