Royal Guard Mare Thread #27

First for Vannie is stupid

>>29907978
>Mare
Second for you should get rid of that and make this a general for ALL things royal guards.

>>29907978
>Rape UNF~

>>29907996
First for giving a faggot a (you)
>>29908008
>>29908018
huh....so we still have three of you fuckers still dedicated to shitposting? I applaud your tenacity, I will give ya that. Still, this is a thread for all things guard MARE/STRAIGHT already. So your opinion is worthless. If you are that limited than you already have a more narrow general to piss around in.

>>29907978
I want to aggressively cuddle this cinnamony mare.

Not kill, I just wait until I have around at least 10 posts for an update.
That and the thread was ded

>>29907978
>rape

>>29907978
>Rape

>>29908119
fair enough....though it looks like we got a shitpost stream going on first thing new thread. So that's a thing we're dealing with right now.

>>29908144
Using maple mare for the first pic was a sure fire way to instigate something

>>29908044
>If I don't like it, then it's shitposting
Still policing what people are and aren't allowed to discuss?
>three of you
So even this
>>29907996
someone's opinion or a mere "first for"-joke post which pretty much every general has, is a shitpost?
Is this whole thing a case of "if it goes against what -I- think, then it is a shitpost and I must yell until they go away"?

>>29908119
Can't wait.

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While I write the rest of my update, I'll post a couple of concepts I had for Rewind's outfit while I was first making her, people who give a damn probably already know what she looks like
But at one point she may have just had no pants

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>>29908599
While absolutely qt, I figured that the Equestrian military wouldn't equip their soldiers with half of an outfit
After that I tried emulating the german infantry uniform, but the coat part didn't really translate well to poner (and it'd probably get caught on things in the field)

>>29908644
Still snuggle worthy.

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>>29908644
this was the last one I tried before I settled on this design with the previous colors.
I actually think that the blue uniform may have been a better choice and reflected better on the pastel style that the show has, but would've made an easier target in combat

>>29908694
Looking cool is always more important than being functional

>>29902310
>...
"You alright there? You look ready to blow up the store."
>She takes a deep breath, and the red slowly leaves her cheeks.
>"Yeah... yeah, I'm fine."
>Though she still looks pretty mad.
>Whelp, there's the possessive part of herself that she told you about.
>Makes you glad things turned out the way they did, because you probably wouldn't have survived this wrath of hers.
"I'd just keep an eye out for her. Unless she tries something, I don't think Anon would like her getting vaporized."
>She pauses for a second, then gives you a small nod.
>Once you see it's genuine, you slowly pace away and head for a batch of dresses.
>You've never really seen yourself as the dress-y kinda mare, but that's mostly because you've never had one.
>It sounds kinda nice to have a chance to experiment.
>You know, actually doll yourself up for once.
>Maybe no makeup or anything, but the rest sounds nice.
>"What were you planning on getting?"
>You jump a bit, and question how you managed to not hear all that armor shuffling toward you.
"I'm not sure, really. Never had an opportunity like this before."
>She nods in understanding.
>From what she told you, she was never a dressy mare, either.
>-For very different reasons, sure, but still.
>"I was thinking of just getting some new socks or something. Some real fluffy ones to walk around in."
>...That's pretty lewd.
>But not a bad idea.
>The fluffy ones are pretty comfortable, and cold hooves are no fun.
>Though thanks to that enormous blanket in the castle room, you haven't really had to worry about it.
>-Well, you're also not going to be able to stay in the castle forever.
>Keep forgetting about that, actually.
>It's hard to remember things when lying on that big, cozy bed in there.
>...Oh hay, you haven't even paid the landmare rent!
>You know she hates you, and you hate her just as much, but she could look past it...
>-And actually, it'd be stupid if she didn't!
>You're the only one that has to pay extra at that stupid place.

>>29908694
I like this except not the color because; yes, easy target. I'd imagine the uniform would have pockets on each leg for gear, etc.

I agree. She's a cutie and totally snuggleable.

>>29909092
kek. Channeling Rarity are we?

>>29909181
>Whelp, there's the possessive part of herself that she told you about.
>...
>You're the only one that has to pay extra at that stupid place.

It wouldn't surprise me if Brave is just as protective of Vannie. Maybe she can help Vannie deal with this obvious housing discrimination.

>...new socks...
While that is a good idea she should get a dress. Well, they both should. I'm certain Anon would be asked to attend some kind of official gathering/party in the future. The girls should have something nice to wear as I doubt he'd go without them.

>>29909181
>I don't think Anon would like her getting vaporized.
>vaporized.

Is brave now a unicorn?

>>29909786
Nah b, eye lasers. If she can make a grown man quiver in fear, I'm sure she could vaporize a pone.

>>29909854
ok

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>>29909824
Oh. Now I need to see a tiny yet furious little brave.

>>29909824
>If she can make a grown man quiver in fear
>implying
I'd have to resist petting an angry pone.

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>>29909181
>>"I was thinking of just getting some new socks or something. Some real fluffy ones to walk around in."
oh yes
please do

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>>29909972
needs to be more fuzzy

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>>29907978
Cinnamon guard-broodslave when?
>We never saw her slowly give in and come to 'love' her new partner
>We never saw her make him pancakes
>We never saw them lovingly raise their foal together

>>29909854
Indeed they are. You should make a new general about it
>Royal Guard Stallion thread

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>>29907978
>You will never take your beautiful guardmare girlfriend to her -and your- first Royal Gala
>You will never spend the entire night dancing, showing each other your best moves
>You will never cuddle close together during the slow songs, with her up on her hind legs so she can lock eyes with you
>The night will never end with the both of you in your bed, having the most intense consensual sex for the sole purpose of procreation Canterlot has ever heard (Apparently, she's a screamer... and so are you)

>>29910778
This I could support.
>guard-broodslave
not so much

>>29902027
>"Safety First, mon amie! Please do take a seat."
>Maelee's gotten to know you well, especially since you started your rigorous course of training back at the Academy.
>Her accent is extraordinarily fake, a fact that only you seem to pick up on.
>You've never questioned it, though.
>It's a harmless affect, and probably one she values.
>Like your goggles.

"Thank you, Mael."
>She smiles and nods, the foremost plume of her mane - the tiniest bit grey from middle age, but, for the most part, golden blonde - bobs with her movement.
>She turns to retrieve a drink menu for you, showing off her deep red coat.
>Her hostess outfit, lightly based on the traditional garb of the French maid, lets it show at her shoulders, legs, and ample rear.
>You try not to fixate on this latter feature.
>She's a mare, and one with some years and experience on you, at that.
>But you can hardly ignore it, especially when she bends over to the lowest of a few shelves behind her.
>Which she always does.
>You would never admit to anypony precisely when and how often images of her maraschino cherry cutie mark and its accompanying canvas invade your thoughts.
>Or to what extent they contribute to the allure the Old Town pub has always held to you.

>Nopony can contest, though, that the drinks here are fantastic, the food is greasy and delicious, and the atmosphere is warm and inviting.
>Tonight the lights are dimmed, the hearth is glowing and spitting embers, and the modest stage is occupied by dark figures, yet to be illuminated by the stage lights.
>"Performers tonight, my dear," remarks Maelee, handing you tonight's drink menu, special for the holidays.
"I'd take a table by the stage. They're well-reviewed."

>>29910819
>You do enjoy live music.
>You could take or leave the phonographs and records some ponies collect.
>The recordings, identical each time they're played, become dull after the first play.
>But live, there are always changes, always different nuances.
>The music is a reflection of the performer and the audience.
>It's another mysterious way you can learn more about ponies than you ever could in conversation, trying to glean information from their inscrutable vocal tones and facial expressions.

"That sounds nice. I'll let you know once I want something."
>"Of course."

>You head to your seat.
>You try to more closely examine the stage, but the performers are still setting up their equipment.
>If you really tried you could call upon your training, focus on them in the dark, wait for your acute vision to adjust... but that would be conspicuous.
>And, anyway, you're off duty.
>No guard senses tonight.
>Just...
>Well.
>Civilian senses.

>You examine the drink menu, now with all sorts of festive options for Hearthswarming.
>One is a hot cocoa with coffee liquer, decorated with bon-bons and candy canes to look like the face of a reindeer.
>... not the most species-sensitive drink ever.
>But, then, this is Old Town, and the city of Canterlot as a whole hardly ever gets reindeer visitors, anyway.
>You read the descriptions of the other specials, mostly for the novelty, then order your usual.
"Mael?"
>"Mademoiselle?"
"Sidecar, please. And fried eggplant."

>Your cocktail comes first, served in an elegant but stemless glass, a kind designed less to show off the drink and more to drink out of and refill.
>Maelee and the staff here must know customer's habits like you know criminals', you figure.
>You sip it gingerly but consistently, savoring the complimentary flavors but draining it by the time your entree arrives with your second and a glass of water.
>You down the water with dinner and begin your second cocktail as the stage-lights flare up and the music begins.

>>29910822
I hope this is like a magic mike thing but with mares and safes gunna sexually tease herself with marepussy to take the edge off

>>29910778
>making only her awkwardly dance.
I would probably get down on my knees so she can rest can rest a foreleg on my shoulder. Added bonus of being able to get nose to nose easily.

>>29829568
Sure but I'll need a reference for safety

>>29911669
Who's got the Safety in uniform redline

>>29909942
>>implying
Anon just talked about fearing for his life because of the pones. Who knows how potent those looks are.

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>>29911669
>>29911718
Here ya go famalam. Thanks!

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>>29911669
>>29912050
And in dress uniform.
Many, Many thanks to the original drawfag for these. My heart skipped a beat when I first saw them.

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>>29911915
>Maybe this but with the intensity of a thousand suns!

>>29907978
>Rape

>>29912057
>>29912050
qt

>Brave stare burns through the fabric of reality to push the thread away from page nine.

>rewinding away from page 9

>>29910822
I just realized how "human" colored Careful is.

Almost worries me that things would have been different if she was more candy colored.

>>29910778
I want thing

>>29910778
I want to fuck her pussy and have many foals.

>>29912935
that is generally how you get foals yes
by fucking the pussy

Stallions

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friendly reminder

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>>29913390
i do love my pegasus mares

best mares

>>29913390
>AC:1005
That's a big Armor Class you got there

Matthew

>>29912050
>>29912057
Whats the colour scheme of this qt pon?

>>29914320
coat is very light blue hair is black and raspberry

>>29914320
>Her coat's not so much a solid blue as a white-blue, like glacial ice.
>Her mane, like some ponies', is two-colored: mostly a dark, near-navy blue, but with a wide streak of brighter blue, like freshly-picked blueberries.
>Without her helmet on, it falls to shoulder-length.
>The brighter-blue portion and some of the navy covers her left eye, and part of her face with it.

QT mark is a X-ray brass lock tumbler, I think

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>>29913390
I want to teach vannie to read and write

>>29914778
By reading your criminal record to her?

>>29914320
Sorry, I forgot to mention her color scheme but >>29914430 is correct.

As to her cutie mark:
>But you digress. Her cutie mark, you finally notice, appears to be a cross-section of a brass pin-and-tumbler lock.

>>29915058
Hey, if it works, it works.

>>29909181
>When your focus comes back to the clothes in front of your face, you notice that Brave has long since shuffled away.
>And you didn't hear it- again.
>You glance back, and she's sitting, inspecting some other dresses with a pensive look on her face.
>And just looking at a few of them, you know they're really expensive.
>It's probably why she looks like she's fighting with herself.
>You know Anon didn't actually mean you both can get whatever you want.
>Everypony, no matter how generous, has their limit.
>...Though, now thinking about it, maybe you should take advantage of said generosity.
>-Not in any terrible way, but you could get socks from essentially anywhere.
>At least here you could grab something to wear when you're out, instead of your armor.
>-And not having to worry about blowing your rent bits on it i/s a big bonus, for sure.
>...And hay, maybe a dress could help keep some eyes off of you.
>Nopony would think a fancy-looking mare is some random cuddleslut, that's for sure.
>It'd be nice to be able to go somewhere and not have to worry about ponies bothering you.
>But which one would you even get?
>You wouldn't want it too frilly, but it'd still have to look kinda nice.
>And you are not giving into the dumb Princess Dress craze.
>"-Oooh Vannie, whut do you tink of dis dresh?"
>You spin around, and Brave's holding a white dress that's almost as bright as her coat.
>It's got a few gold accents on it, and is pretty simple as compared to the others.
>And despite the white on white, the different shades actually look like it would wear nicely on her.
"I like it!"
>The smile holding that dress up gets a bit wider, and she slings it on her back.
>"Imma go try it on!"
>You notice a little pep in her step while she walks off towards a curtained room with it.
>Like a filly in a candy store.
>Though, knowing what you do about her fillyhood, it makes sense.
>Not like she was given many chances to even BE a filly.

>>29914778
I want to read filly Vannie bedtime stories. And tuck her in nice and snugly

>>29915987
>And just looking at a few of them, you know they're really expensive.

>disobeying a direct order

TREASON!
50 raspberries EACH!! To be administered directly on the softest part of their tummies.

>>29916135
Torture is against the Geneva conventions anon

>>29916197
That's what my dad told me while I was growing up. But those are only applicable during times of war.

Anyways.
Anon's gonna have to break out the tarps for this one. Don't want them making a mess after they lose bladder control.

>>29914320
I look forward to the art. It's interesting and flattering to have characters brought to life like that. I really appreciate it.

>>29912832
I was thinking of realistic horse colors (more or less) for Careful's color scheme.

>>29913390
Another sign that bats are worthless. Ban them and replace them with LBGTQIA+ content and watch the thread take off.

>>29917382
False flagger please go and stay go

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>>29916231
>Not even a pissfag.
But.
>Ywn blow raspberries on your guard mare's belly till they wet themselves.
>All that cute anger and embarrassment afterwords.

>>29832939
>You continue to carefully trot along the pipe on three hooves
>One of them is out on your left, running slightly along the bricks lining the various backsides of the cells
>On your right are pipes that writhe every which way, disappearing into the darkness
>The humidity and the heat in between the walls has gotten so bad that you’d opened the front of your jumpsuit all the way at this point
>And you were still sweating
>You’ve already gone a few meters ahead since you’d left your cell
>You wonder what would happen should a guard check the cell and see you gone
>Did Gallan have a cover for that?
>Perhaps it was best not to worry too much
“So I’m looking for a ventilation shaft…”
>You start to realize that you’d never been one for talking to yourself until recently
>And only when you’re alone as well
>It began to slowly occur to you
>Were you… Afraid?
>Not just of the loneliness of course
>But of this darkness?
>You activate your magic
>Just to the point where it wouldn’t reach the inhibitor
>Though seeing as how it was rather far down your horn, you had very little room for this
>You couldn’t cast any spells, but the natural glowing aura of your magic could help you see a bit better
>But the effect is negligible at best
>Something rattles the pipes behind you and makes the fur on the back of your neck stand up
>You can’t turn around, there’s not enough room to do so without risk of falling off
>As you try and continue your way through the walls, you feel something
>Something is breathing on the back of your neck
>Surely that couldn’t be right
“I-It’s just the hot air… Probably a leaky pipe…”

>>29918031
>At least you try to convince yourself of that
>It doesn’t get any easier as something drips onto your mane
>In reality, THAT was probably a leaky pipe
>But your mind was going everywhere at once
>Was somepony else in here with you?
>Was something else in here?
>Is it all in your head?
>What do you do if somepony IS in here?
>And what if it IS-
>Your right hindhoof slips slightly, bringing you out of your frantic thoughts
>You had to focus
>Get out of here
>Get the remote
>You continue on with renewed vigor, but something still gnaws at the edges of your mind
>You feel like there’s something at the periphery of your vision
>Something shadowy and dark
>But every time you turn your head to look, it’s gone
>You eventually just keep your head locked forward
>If you didn’t look, you couldn’t be afraid, right?
>Yeah that was a blatant lie to yourself
>You were still afraid
>You just weren’t looking at what was spooking you
>Even if you couldn’t see it
>You heave a sigh of relief as you spy the ventilation shaft Gallan was referring to
>The vent cover, surprisingly, just pops off when enough force is applied to it
>You place the lined cover on top of the shaft and look inside
>The dim, golden-speckled orange light from your horn casts an eerie glow upon the metal interior
>Similar to a lighter, if you had one
>The vent leads off either left or right
>And seeing as how right only led further into the rocks, or Celestia knows where
>Left seemed like the better option
>Even if it DID take a 90 degree turn vertically
>You did fine with climbing in the guardspony training, right?

>>29918035
>You clamber into the vent and crawl along to the point where the vent takes a sharp upwards turn
>You test the sides of the vent
>It’s sturdy enough it seems
>You take a deep breath
>The air is stuffy and hot
>But you have to keep going
>And the further away you got from where you just were, the better
>You jump up and press your back against the wall of the shaft behind you, and your hindlegs against the one in front of you
>In training this was usually done with somepony else against your back to build trust and teamwork
>But you only had yourself right now
>Your thoughts turn to your absent golem partner for just a moment before you shake your head to dispel them
“Focus on getting out first…”
>You whisper to yourself
>The sweat upon your body makes your jumpsuit stick to you uncomfortably
>Concentrating on climbing, as well as keeping your magic below the inhibitor, ALONG with the heat making it hard to breathe was taxing on your mind and body
>You continue to shuffle yourself up the ventilation shaft
>The training that the guardspony camp put you through was intensive, and prepared you for something like this
>Just for a moment you let the tiny magical aura wick away
>And once more you’re surrounded by darkness
>Without the subtle sound of your shimmering magic, all that you can hear is the steady sound of your climbing
>You aren’t sure how far up you’ve gotten either
>It’s only been a few minutes but you’ve made considerable progress
>Probably
>You can’t see what’s above you
>On the bright side, you can’t see what’s below you
>Heh
>”Bright” side
>You were gonna turn into your mother at this rate if you continued to make stupid jokes like that to yourself
>It was like she’d taken all the dad jokes and made them her own
>Focus Rewind, focus

>>29918037
>After a few minutes you suddenly end up overextending your hoof and nearly falling
>You panicked and thrust out both hindlegs, stretching yourself out
>You were never one for yoga
>And when the initial panic subsided, you realized it had only happened because you reached the top of the vent
>You carefully reposition yourself and shuffle up until you’re on your belly
>Your hindlegs were burning with calcic acid
>And you were just glad to be off them for a bit
>So you start to crawl along
>Luckily for you now that you were here, there was light filtering in from the vents you occasionally crawled across
>You come across an odd blockage of some sort of plastic material, but you tear through it and continue on your way
>The light gave you little glimpses as to what was occurring in the rest of the prison as you crawled through the winding metal tube
>You were looking for the equipment storage
>Or wherever they stored the manual cell remotes
>You wondered what that would look like anyway
>Maybe you could hop out and ask somepony for directions
>You roll your eyes at yourself and continue moving
>It’s slow going, trying to stay quiet and crawl along through the vent at the same time
>Almost mind numbing if you weren’t on edge the entire time
>Every noise you make
>Heck, every noise you HEAR makes your ears prick upwards and your heart skip a beat
>Each time you freeze, waiting to see if something had happened
>And every time it was something that the ponies below were doing, that had nothing to do with you
>You pass over another vent, giving you a brief glimpse into the room below
>It looked to be a break room
>There were a few of the guardsponies in here
>They looked to be laughing
>You of course, didn’t understand Prench, so you hadn’t a clue what they were talking about
>The language sounded nice though

>>29918040
>You look around from your position above
>There are signs on the walls beside the doors, but they’re in Prench as well, so they don’t help you navigate either
>You get going once more, determined to find the equipment room
>On the way through, you pass through another one of those plastic blockages
>Now that you were in the light, you realize that tearing through it left you with a smooth-feeling, lavender film upon your hooves
>You wipe it away on your jumpsuit and keep moving
>However, one thing that you’d dreaded when you climbed into this vent soon presented itself to you
>An intersection
>From your left you could hear the sound of rotating blades, so that one was immediately out of the question
>Below you however stood a stallion carrying a sealed box upon his back
>He was having a chat with a rather chipper looking mare
>The box itself was no ordinary cardboard box either
>It was gray, and almost unassuming if it weren’t for the password locks on its sides
>The stallion as well didn’t share the uniform that the rest of the guards here did
>In fact it looked to be about 90 percent armor
>It’s construction as well seemed odd
>You’d never seen anything like it
>You know you should be trying to find the equipment storage…
>But that case looked important
>Maybe it was going to equipment storage?
>You decide that it would be a good idea to follow this strange stallion
>He continues to speak with the mare for a bit
>He seems disinterested, while the mare is probably trying to make small talk
>A bell chimes and he exits through a door on the right you couldn’t see before
>You turn down the right vent and start crawling

>>29918043
>Occasionally you stop to make sure that you’re still following the mysterious pony
>And usually you are
>Only a few times to do you lose track of him, but you’re able to quickly cover the lost ground and catch up
>You slowly start to get the feeling that this stallion wasn’t going to the equipment storage room
>And your instincts were correct
>But you’d never expected him to make his way into the warden’s office
>Madame Warden’s office
>It was…
>Well, it wasn’t what you were expecting
>There are various pictures hanging in their frames, some seem to be of family, others of various landscapes
>It was clear they were photographs however
>There are multiple bookshelves lining the back wall
>There’s a record player with some classical music playing at low volume
>And in the middle of it all sits Madame Warden
>You hadn’t gotten a good look at her before, seeing as how you were being electrocuted
>But looking at her now, she seems unassuming
>She’s and Earth Pony around your size, though possessing the lithe, model-esque frame most Prench mares do
>Her mane is bubblegum pink, and you can only assume her tail is the same
>It’s short, done up in a Prench braid that extends around the back
>Her coat is an immaculate crimson color that shimmers slightly in the light of the candelabras set up within their holders
>”Entrez! Come in!”
>She’s speaking Equestrian?
>The door opens and the mysterious pony trots in, shutting it behind him
>She looks up from the book that she’s reading, only setting it down when she realizes just who’d stepped in
>”Ahhh! Zere you are. I hope you do not mind if we speak wiz zis tongue, no? Lest somepony be listening.”
>That line would’ve made you fear for your life had she said it in Prench
>And if you could understand Prench
>But all it did now was reinforce the fact that nopony knew you were eavesdropping

>>29918048
>”Of course Madame. Have the tests here been going well?”
>Madame Warden stands up from her desk and pushes in the chair
>”Please sir, lock ze door if you would.”
>The stallion’s horn glows and the door he entered through locks
>”Both groups of guards and prisoners ze parasite was introduced to are none ze wiser.”
>Wait, what
>A parasite?
>You listen more intently now
>”The guards too? That wasn’t noted in your report.”
>”I don’t zink our king would complain about more data, now would he?”
>The stallion seems somewhat uncomfortable
>”No. But nonetheless, everything should be recorded in any reports that are sent back. We’ve been very lenient in allowing you to run this place the way you want.”
>Madame Warden trots over and places a small kettle over a personal burner
>”Of course, of course, I understand. Please take a seat. I’m sure zat armor of yours is heavy.”
>Without a word, the armored pony takes a seat in the chair opposite the one that Madame Warden was sitting in
>”Over zirty percent of prisoners in cell block C have been infected, and seven of ze guards normally stationed zere as well.”
>”I assume you’ve taken the necessary precautions to prevent a widespread outbreak in your prison?”
>Madame Warden chuckles
>”What kind of warden would I be if I didn’t?”
>Just laying here listening to their conversation is starting to fill you with dread
>Just what in the world was this parasite?
>”So what do you have to report then?”
>”As usual, both groups retain all fine motor skills as well as complex and rational thought. For all intents and purposes, it’s as if they weren’t infected at all. I know otherwise of course.”
>The stallion nods, waiting for her to continue as she removes the now whistling kettle from the heat

>>29918050
>”Both groups show increased aggressiveness towards non-infected individuals, and hosts of ze parasite actively seek out uninfected to create a new host.”
>Madame Warden pours a cup of tea out for both her and her guest
>”I’m aware of how the creature works, yes.”
>”However… Ze infected guards do not show hostility towards zeir fellow friends or acquaintances. A shared drink here, a sneeze zere, and anozer parasite has a host.”
>The stallion takes a drink of his tea now
>”Interesting. If the parasite isn’t characterized ONLY by aggression then a single infected could be enough to take over an entire town, perhaps even a city with enough time.”
>Madame Warden nods, smiling
>”Zey appear to act on a hivemind of sorts. Not zat zey think ze same, no. Simply zat zey appear to have ze same motives, which is to create more hosts.”
>The mystery stallion finishes his tea and sets the fragile looking cup down on its plate before levitating the case onto Madame Warden’s desk
>”Then we’ll proceed with phase 3 of the testing process.”
>His hooves run along the numerical rings until he finally unlocks it
>He then pulls out what look to be 3 glass tubes filled with some sort of liquid
>From your position you have to nearly press your face against the grille of the vent to get a better look at what’s inside
>The liquid isn’t clear however
>It seems to be filled with tiny, blob-like organisms
>They flit about, occasionally bumping into one another, but you can’t make out any details
>” Our King wishes to know how they react to another, separate strain being introduced. Whether or not they cooperate with one another still.”
>The next 2 tubes he pulls out however…

>>29918054
>Within those is something that makes your skin crawl
>In the third sits an almost insect-like organism, suspended within the liquid
>It occasionally twitches or shudders, pressing against the glass
>It’s almost the size of your hoof, and it reminds you of a spider
>It has a bulbous, fat body, with what looks to be tiny spikes lined along its underside
>Tendrils extrude along its front, feeling around, wrapping around itself, and all manner of squicky things
>it’s purple, almost miasmatic body is translucent, concealing within it a series of green eyes
>You can nuclei inside, pulsing slowly and sending jolts throughout its body
>You shudder as a chill runs down your spine
>You’d never seen anything like this
>Where in the world did Prance ever find these things from?
>And just what were they planning on doing with them if this place is a testing ground?
>The second tube he’d pulled out beforehand was a smaller one of the parasite in the third tube
>There were less tendrils, and it was smaller, no bigger than your snout, and it had less nuclei inside
>”So monsieur, why did you bring me an adolescent and an adult as well?”
>The stallion closes the case and places it beside the desk
>”Because we need to figure out if they can still be introduced to a healthy host and have the same effect as the eggs do.”
>Madame Warden raises an eyebrow and leans closer to the adult
>”You want me to stick boz of zese into a non-infected pony? Just how do you expect me to go about zat?”
>The stallion swaps his helmet to his other hoof
>”The adolescent can be introduced through the nasal cavity, its body is malleable enough to do so. The adult however may have to be inserted into the mouth.”
>”You zink it can make its way to ze host’s brain zrough ze mouth?”
>T-The brain?

>>29918058
>”As I said, I’m not sure. Perhaps the adult is still malleable enough to try the nose, or perhaps the ear. I recommend simply placing it upon the potential host and seeing what it may do.”
>So those… Things
>Attach themselves to somepony’s brain and they’re none the wiser?
>And what happens when they get bigger?
>What happens to the pony they’re attached to?
>”If, as you say, the infected are docile and “normal” enough, I’m sure would make an excellent sleeper weapon. Imagine how easy it would be to quell a rebellion with them.”
>Madame Warden grins in response
>”Or subdue an entire army.”
>”Or create the perfect soldiers. The applications are nigh endless.”
>You’re starting to feel sick to your stomach
>War time was a time for experimentation, new discoveries, industry…
>But this
>This seemed like too much
>This felt horrifying and wrong
>The armored stallion stands up
>”I thank you for the tea, Madame Warden. It’s always a pleasure speaking with you. As always, we expect a report by no less than next month. However, please notify us if there are any abnormal results or if something of import happens.”
>For the first time since you’ve seen her, Madame Warden looks uncomfortable
>”About zat… I may have somezing to include right now.”
>The stallion tilts his head
>”Zere’s been a mutation.”
>He leans in closer
>”A what.”
>”Yez. I’m not sure what prompted it, but zere’s been a mutation since I sent my report in ze last time.”
>Madame Warden takes a deep breath and sips from her tea
>“Well, what is it? What happened?”
>”...It’s airborne.”

>>29918060
>Both you and the mysterious stallion share the same reaction of wide-eyed shock
>”And you neglected to tell me this until just now?! This entire facility could be infected!”
>”Monsieur please, I was able to make sure zere was no outbreak.”
>”And how do you know THAT? For all you know it could have made its way into the ventilation system”
>WHAT
>”Zere’s no need to worry about zat. We were able to close off and quarantine ze affected portions of ze system.”
>Oh thank Celestia
>”Just in case, I’ll have the boys send down double the amount of blockers you received before
>Madame Warden shakes her head and reaches into her desk
>”Zere’s no need for zat, monsieur, we still have plenty.”
>She pulls out a hoofful of something direly familiar to you
>In her hoof, neatly folded up
>Were those plastic blockages you’d encountered on your way through the vents
>You’d tore through them, crawled over them, breathed in everything in between
>And now you realize what that smooth lavender film you felt on your hooves was
>Your entire body feels numb
>You’re lightheaded
>You bury your face in your hooves
>There was no way you weren’t infected now
>What do you do?
>What COULD you do?
>Was there a cure?
>How long until your thoughts weren’t your own anymore?
>Were they even yours right now?
>You couldn’t rewind back to stop this, it was already inside your body
>For the first time in quite a while, you actually start to cry

>>29918062
>You’re glad that nopony can see you crying
>But the thought of losing who you were as a pony frightened you
>Of losing all agency and free will
>Becoming a puppet
>Was there even any point to continuing your mission anymore?
>Would you just forget it the longer the parasite infests your body?
>All of these thoughts plague your mind
>And it’s as if you’re caught in a maelstrom of your own emotions
>You take a deep breath
>No
>You weren’t going to give up, not that easily
>You push the negative thoughts away, crushing them down into the darkest depths of your mind
>You don’t know if there’s a cure, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t one
>You’ll lose your free will, but that doesn’t mean you can’t fight it for as long as you can
>You don’t know how long it takes for these things to mature, but right now you were already losing time just sitting here and crying
>You wipe away your tears and sniffle silently
>It was time to find that remote control
>Luckily for you, Madame Warden leaves shortly after her guest does, no doubt to deliver those nightmarish parasites to the poor ponies they were being tested on
>You wait for just a moment, making sure that she doesn’t come back in
>A few seconds later you pry the vent away and set it aside, slipping into Madame Warden’s office as quietly as you can
>Right below the vent, right out of your field of view was a large map detailing the layout of the prison itself
>There were various lights, assumedly to tell her about what was going on where
>It takes you a moment, but you’re able to find out where the equipment storage was
>It seemed like it wasn’t too far from that intersection of vents if you were reading correctly
>You jump up and clamber back into the ventilation shaft, placing the grille back in place

>>29918068
>As you crawl back the way you came, your mind occasionally wanders to another “what if”
>But you don’t want to think about those
>The more you think about them, the more discouraged you get
>So you try your best to just focus on your objective
>Heck, Gallan is probably wondering what’s taking you so long
>You crawl back to the intersection of the vents you were at and take the vent you hadn’t gone through before
>It’s a bit of a crawl, and an uneventful one at that
>Normally while you were doing something like this, your mind would wander
>You’d think about memories long past, or of the future and what could happen
>But you were doing your best not to think right now
>To keep your thoughts nothing but an all-consuming white noise
>Focus on your objective
>Get the remote
>Then you can escape
>Eventually you find yourself overlooking a large storage room
>There are weapons, armor, riot shields, stun batons, and everything else you would expect a prison to have
>There’s also an entire wall of remotes hanging up, all organized by color
>Target acquired
>But it couldn’t be that easy
>Of course it wasn’t, there’s a guard stationed here, but at least there was only one
>You quietly pry the grille away and wait
>Occasionally she comes back to check on the equipment
>You can hear her sigh
“Sorry about this…”
>You whisper to yourself and drop out of the vent
>…Landing right on top of the unfortunate guardsmare
>Before she has a chance to yell out, you buck your hindlegs and hit the back of her head, making her face slam against the floor
>She’s out cold

>>29918073
>You waste no time in taking the orange-striped remote
>And while you’re here you grab one of the stun batons as well
>They would notice it was gone eventually, but from what Gallan told you, the two of you would be escaping soon enough that it won’t matter
>Before you leave, you reposition the guardsmare’s body near the back wall and prop her up as if she were sleeping on the job
>You climb up a nearby shelf and you’re back into the vent, replacing the grille as you leave
>It’s hard to carry along the remote in your mouth along with the stun baton
>But you manage
>Thankfully the crawl back feels shorter than the crawl there
>Soon enough you’re back behind the walls
>Now… You’re not so afraid of the things you hear and feel back here anymore
>You’ve got other things to be afraid of now
>You keep your head facing forward and let the very dim light of your horn light your way until you come back to the loose bricks of your cell
>You give them a few knocks and wait
>Soon enough Gallan is moving the toilet aside and removing the bricks
>He speaks to you in a near whisper
>”The hell took you so long? Get back in here.”
>He offers you a claw to help you up but you don’t take it
>You take off your jumpsuit and toss it into the abyss below
>And instead of taking his claw, you climb back into your cell on your own and spit out the remote and stun baton
>Immediately you go to the sink and wash your hooves, scrubbing until you couldn’t feel any of that awful parasitic film on your hooves
>It was too late for you, but you weren’t going to infect anypony else if you could help it
>Gallan is understandably confused at your behavior

>>29918077
>”What happened? What was all that about?”
>You stand on your hindlegs, simply staring into the wall behind the sink
>Contemplating whether or not it would be worth it to tell Gallan about your predicament
>It certainly couldn’t hurt
“I… There’s…”
>You sigh
“Madame Warden is conducting tests on another cellblock with a parasite and I got infected. It’s airborne, and I may have let it out of quarantine. Just… Be careful around me alright? I overheard them saying it affects your thoughts. I don’t know how long until I’m… Not me anymore.”
>Gallan just stares at you before he picks up the remote and stun baton, storing them behind the wall
>”Depths of Tartarus, Rewind, I dunno how you managed all that but…”
>Gallan sits down on his bed
>”Look, we got what we needed, and a little extra. You must’a not been caught because there was no alarm raised, so we’re fine on that front too.”
>There’s a long period of silence where you simply lay on your bed and stare at the ceiling
>”Look, maybe you need some good news right now. We’ll be getting outta here sooner than I thought. We’re down from my previous estimate of 4 days. Now? We’ll be leaving tomorrow.”
“Tomorrow? That soon? Why?”
>Gallan checks his wall of slashes
>”Apparently somethin’ was gonna be happenin’ soon, so they’re moving up the date of the next brawl night to tomorrow. And to incentivize it even more, they’ll be givin’ out double the amount of ration cards to winners. That means more prisoners down there. More prisoners means more crowd to rile up. And the more rowdy they get, the more violent they get. If I can get the whole pit fighting each other, we can use that to start our riot and get outta here.”
>It was as good a plan as any

>>29918079
And there we go
I'll be honest, I had a lot of fun writing this update, and I'm sorry it took so long for me to get it out to you guys
pastebin will be updated with this update of course

have a great day!

>>29918087
>parasite
For some reason, that whole chat reminded me of Resident Evil 4.

>>29918079
Holy fuck Rewind is not having a good time here.

Still the wardens casual attitude to it going airborne is insane, if any fucking bug, virus whatever goes airborne you don't shrug that shit off, you burn the place to the ground then nuke it from orbit.

Also this means there's a chance more have been infected since rewind broke those barriers, so hopefully a cure will be revealed in some way when it's noticed.

Also Chekhov's gun with the adult parasite.

Good update Secto, keeping this tense

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>>29915987
I wish I had a pretty guard mare, great stuff blu, keep it up

>>29915058
>Be thrown into pony prison after a long criminal career
>There's this one cute guard who's always easier on you
>Get close to her, start chatting about random shit
>Slowly realize she doesn't actually know how to read
>Knows how to recognize certain signs, sure - even how to write certain words from memory
>But actually reading? Nope
>End up teaching her
>Read rap sheets as much as anything, because that's what is laying around

>>29918087
that's a heck of a lot

>>29910550
there was a broodmare story a while back but a lot of fags got triggered and it went away rather quickly. sad

>>29919290
You know what else is sad, responding to yourself. Piss off, go check trash if the guy is there or not.

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>>29913390
>Putting cancer bats there
>Even though there has been nothing in the show that shows they are actually real and not just normal pegasi wearing enchanted armor that changes their looks
>In other words, autistic crap made up by fans who wants edgy-looking OCs with fangs who sucks blood
Why don't you put Mothponies, satyrs, planeponies, and many other races in there while you're at it?

>>29919995
Friendlier reminder that we accept any species so long as they are gurads...or the equivalent. Oh, and gay doesn't count as a species.

>>29918087
Oh crap Secto. Way to leave an Anon hanging. Good Job! I was riveted to my screen the whole update.

Rhetorical speculation: I'm wondering if Sandstone's magic is protecting her from the parasite. Or making her asymptomatic (a carrier) at worst.

>>29915987
+1 QT update. I hope they both find something nice for themselves. They deserve it. Thanks for the update.

>>29919069
That looks like a prompt worthy of a short story to me.

>>29920020
>Oh, and gay doesn't count as a species
But lesbian does, right?
There are lesbo stories and art posted in lots of threads without a care in the world, but the slightest mention of a stallion anywhere is enough to trigger the likes of you
Homo, lesbian; both are gay, so who gives a fuck?
Autists like you do.

>>29920287
....lesbian has no bearing on anything you just said. I would explain further, but the effort it would take to write it out is overshadowed by your inability to read. So have a good day shitposter, may you gargle all the cocks you desire.

>>29920414
...So you can't say what the difference between homo and lesbian is without sounding like a retard?
>The one I like is okay
>The one I don't like isn't
Please don't tell me that is the case.

>>29920287
not that guy, but he's not wrong
name of the thread is royal guard MARE

I'd also like to read some soft, comfy, guard stallion snuggles, but this isn't the thread for it.
Lesbian mares if they are guards fall within the rules of this thread, will you get alot of shit about the lack of Anon?
sure will, but you could write that green here.

But stallions ain't mares so homo is a no go.

>>29920436
The shear stupidity of what you just said got an answer, so here it goes, and pay close attention to these next words.
There. Are. No. Lesbians. Or. Faggots. In. Our. Stories. Anywhere. If you quit bitching and actually read some REAL quality stories, you would know that. But again, your illiterate, so it is a moot point anyways. You are saying nothing more than I want cock, ergo you will be told again and again, go to some random faggot thread that caters to your cancer. Because you will get none here. Your diversity quota is worthless.

>>29920468
No they aren't, this is a consistent thread, there are ZERO lesbians, autistic birdhorses that are confused about feelings? Certainly. But zero faggotry or any kind here. Take your bate and go reply to yourself elsewhere.

>>29920483
bait* just caught that now.

>>29920468
I would like to read some soft, comfy guard stallion stories too, and bromance. But the second anyone makes a thread for guards that aren't mares, this faggot will scream like a child and yell that that the thread is nothing but a shitpost thread.
>>29920471
>>29920483
>There are no lesbians here
>[insert the world laughing at you here]

Rover

>>29920519
Go get run over. Seriously retard, just mark the link in the thread, this random word shit is getting annoying for everyone.

>>29920483
So if Brave and Vannie have a bit of a make out session while Anon's away?
Bang! that story's no longer welcome here any more?

Fuck you on a personal level if that's your response.

I don't care if your two mom's made fun of your cock when you where little, a bit of lez action ain't gonna kill you

>29920506
No (you) for the fact changing faggots, you idiots lost out on dragging your cancer around, now stop being sore losers and piss off all ready.
>29920537
Low quality bait their numbnuts, and implying they would do that without Anon. Shows how stupid the faggots shitposting here, really are. Kinda sad actually.

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>>29920506
>>29920537

Look man, I don't agree with half of the autistic screeching about "gay shit" or "cuckoldry" that goes on whenever any male other than Anon is mentioned or featured in a green, in fact it's fucking retarded and borderline insecure I'm surprised Secto hasn't been lynched for including stallions, male zebras, and male gryphons in his fucking green

But a general's a general. It's the Royal Guard MARE general. If it were just the Royal Guard General, then you'd have a leg to stand on, but unfortunately that's just how the dice roll

I wouldn't even mind a buddy cop green, or comfy guard stallions/bromance either, but as long as the thread is Royal Guard Mare, you're going to get autists yelling at you because they don't have another green where mares are drooling over their sorry "Anon's" cock. It's a lost cause so don't bother

>>29920552
there*, fucking typos today. I swear this doesn't happen so often.

>>29920556
No one reads secto, ergo what he puts there doesn't matter. And he started from the outset that he wasn't going to have a Anon, so your cuck argument falls flat on its ass as well. In any case, your arguing with mlp brand faggots. They aren't that bright as to figure out they aren't wanted. So your wasting your breath just as much as they are. Buddy cop stuff would be fine, but seeing as all the idiots that want it just want it for gay trash, then the answer to why it doesn't happen here is self evident. That's their problem, not the threads.

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>>29920573
>No one reads secto
False
I-I read it every update

>>29920573
>Buddy cop stuff would be fine

the fuck you talking about fag, guard MARE or GTFO

>>29920552
>I can't answer why lesbian ponies are A-ok while gay ponies are a no-go without sounding like a massive retard
Relly, one question, and you can't even answer that...

>>29920589
Don't worry, as soon as the main guys are done I will personally read through more of your story, so for sound rude to your work mate. Just needing to explain to illiterates that like to shitpost here. Though the lack of Anon was a large part of the turnoff, and apparently the sensitive ones that don't like violence...for some odd reason. I save all the pics that come out for your story if its any consolation. And the inclusion of the others in your story is fine, probably. If it helps you don't start flame wars with your story here, so there is that.

>>29920589
dude...
there may not be any gay allow in the greens but I have pleanty of love for (you) and your story

>>29920607
>>29920589
sorry* for sounding* rude. The keyboard I have is old as shit, and its has trouble finishing words properly. My bad.

>>29920607
>as soon as the main guys are done I will personally read through more of your story

wow, you really are an asshole, and I don't think you even realise it

>>29920589
>>29920607
>>29920616
Right, so the one who always keeps bitching like there is no tomorrow everytime a stallion is mentioned anywhere is the one who almost always replies to his own posts just to correct a few minor spelling mistakes.

>>29920607
I'm not forcing anyone to read my green, Anon
I write to relieve stress and put my ideas to good use. Having an audience is just a bonus

>>29920627
The truth of a single Anon hurts, but I am just one that doesn't read it, blame these>29920629
faggots for dragging him into their problem. If he stops for something that small I salute him for persevering this long.

>>29920650
That's fair, but I still feel bad for being an accidental dick about it. Its getting close for the end of the school year, so faggots coming out to shitpost just tends to happen more around this time. I can only assume you didn't do anything to actually justify the faggots thinking you would help their argument. I can only assume they did it to try and drive off writers we have here by proxy. Again, sorry about that.

>>29920650
>>29920669
Its on my to read list. If that helps, got the link saved to get started, speaking of, when was the last to you updated your bin, it doesn't look right at the moment.

>>29920678
I just updated it today with the latest update that was posted a couple hours ago

>>29920651
>Someone bringing up how gay stallion is no different from a lesbo mare is a shitposter!
You're the one who is stopping for something small.

>>29920689
That must be what it was, just went through for me. Thanks for checking.

>>29918087
And I honestly had a lot of fun reading this update. Don't worry secto, many people in this thread are a bunch of retards, this story is fucking awesome so far

>>29920778
this

>>29920573
>>29920589
>No one reads secto...
I read it. Actually, I was one of the first to take offense to the level of gore. HOWEVER, I kept the fact that it's a war fic in mind and checked myself. I'm glad I gave it a chance. It has become a favorite right up there with CC and B&V. It's not the same as those and I think that's a good thing.

I haven't forgotten about W&C. I'm warming up to it. It's a little confusion to me but I chalk that up to not being familiar with the source/inspiration material. I have that issue with crossover fic in general.

>>29920573
>>29920607
Are you legitimately autistic? I'm asking because I can't think of ANY person acting this fucking retarded in any general on /mlp/.

>>29920922
Yeah, sometimes crossovers get confusing, happens to everyone.

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>>29920573
>No one reads secto
speak for yourself nigger

>>29920922>>29921206
Sad confession: being confused as hell while reading Fallout Equestria is what introduced me to one of my favorite game series.
As such I'm trying adequately describe pieces of the world as they come up, and after a bit of cozy stuff coming up there's going to be some meta going on.

>>29919995
>Cannon bat ponies dont have fangs
Fuck....

>>29921699
Its fine so far dude, the powers you've introduced so far worked out well enough to get the job done.

>>29921801
I want brave to have my foals

>>29922219
....bit of a non sequitur to my comment, but okay dude. You and everyone else.

>>29922263
I want Vannie to do it. Bats need to get thier numbers up so they need to be constantly bred and pregnant.

>>29922733
From the mess Anon left in them, and the reactions of literally everyone smelling the hot steamy sex in the cafeteria, and the smug princesses egging the two of them on, there will be kids by the end of this. Unless magic is needed for it to take...nah, we got nerdlight never laid, and the smut queen. They will be breed properly, and vigorously.

>>29919309
lol it's called samefagging nigger and shucks for you cus im not. kyspls

Sorry for the lack of update. Writing lyrics for the performance in the next part.

>>29923223
neat

>>29923223
>performance
Maregic Mike confirmed

>>29923223
Take your time, while it might earn me some scorn from others I would rather have well written, longer updates even at the cost of them being less often

>>29923290
I'm with you on this. I don't expect perfection but it's nice to get quality over quantity. And having an updated pastebin to fall back to is nice as well.

>>29921778
Flutterbat had fangs. So did the rest of the "bat" versions of the main 6 in the 'Evil Apples' IDW comic arc. Then again they weren't exactly Thestrals either.

>>29923223
No worries CW. Like >>29923290 , I'd rather have well written story even if it means less frequent updates.

bump from 9

10 BOOPS

bump from 10

Nein

As much as I love our stories I'm glad the board has picked up so much

Ignoring my writing duties and playing vidya because I'm hung up on choosing a name for the filly introduced in my last update.

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Safety First trotting down Canterlots old town.

Not a great looking, but eh I'm not artist.
Hope I got the colors right CW

>>29930179
I dont know rather to hug her or fug her. Adoracute!

>>29930126
Drizzle ?

>>29930179
ha, clearly more tired than I thought,

> I know its not great looking but I'm not really an artist.

Hope the colors are close enough CW (i don't think her eyes were mentioned?)

>>29930221
I like it, thanks Anon.

>No rape or sex multi-mare
Sad

>>29920589
I read it and it's good. You put a lot of work into this story and it shows. Keep it up, man.

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someone update with something so i can procrastinate some more

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preggo moondancer when?

>>29932056
daww poor Octy. She's not cut out for that sort of thing.

>>29932156
That is a disturbing bump, where did you come from again?

>>29932056
Update tomorrow... probably.
Got drunk and enjoyed not working today.

Low quality drawfag here again, any requests?

>>29932894
Parasite mindslave Rewind, tendrils coming out of her, etc.

>>29932980
literally the perfect request for Nips, also horrifying

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>>29933230
sleep tight rgmt

>>29933421
Part of the royal guard training is cold weather survival and windigo mitigation, this involves removal of all hard armor and arranging all available units into the cuddle puddle formation,as is being demonstrated by these fine mares of the guard

>>29928662

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>10
keep it alive guys

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>>29933421
Idk why i have this image saved

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I have no idea if the colours or qt mark are right

>>29934697
that's a very blue pony

>>29934697
yes. yess, we need all the guardmares in this

>>29934697
Main coat color should be a lighter blue I feel, but glacier blue is a bit vague.
Also kinda important, bird pone needs her wings man, lul

>>29934697
>>29934901
Oh but good stuff dude, they are still all cuties

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>>29934901
I dont know how I didn't notice the wings

>>29935021
easily done dude, number of times I've forgotten tails is nuts

>>29935021
At this rate Anon will be fully buried in guard mares

>>29935317
Worth it.

>>29935021
Only one more to add really I guess, and that's Whiskey's Solemn Rain.
Well as far as active guard mares go at least.

>>29935469
>You will never die at the bottom of a pile of guard mares

>>29935502
this
gibbe tiny dishonored pone too

>>29936200
>die here
>go to equestria
>die under guard mares
>end up back here
bad end

>>29936343
Worst timeline

>>29935021
Yay! Thanks Neuro.

Death by pony cuddle pile. I know I'd die happy.

>>29936343
>>29936394
Oh, crap. Yeah, ok. I'd rather stay in Equestria.

>>29935502
kek, yeah. which circles my conv back to >>29935317

also bump from 9

>>29935502
>>29936233
Gonna need references for both these poners
If I can even fit them in

>>29937079
Solemn is "tiny dishonored pone" so they're one and the same, only one more to add. Also given that no interspecies cuddling has occurred yet you could have her sitting in the background looking confused

>>29937079
>>29937122
Forgot the reference:
>“Black mane, sandy coat, gray-blue eyes.”
The mane is in a single braid worn to one side.

>>29936343
>Warquestria, warEarth
>Each time either Anon or guard waifu dies they wake up in the other world. They still try to find each other in both of the worlds whenever it happens, and stay together until they're separated again. And the cycle continues.
>Together forever, in a way.

>>29937220
Wasn't this your ref before? >>29889738

>>29937370
yup, was kinda wanting to see what he'd come up with untainted by my shoddy paint skills.

>>29937227
aww, damn. I don't know if my heart can take such a tragic love story. And they go through it over and over again. *shudder* now I has a sad.

kinda sounds like the Hawkman & Hawkgirl canon created for the "DC's Legends of Tomorrow" TV show.

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>>29937426
This look good?

>>29937524
It looks perfect. The mane, the "wtf is this" expression, everything.

>>29937524
how long before she says fuck it and joins the best guard cuddle pile?

>>29937890
With the way her life is going she could use some cuddles

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>>29937524
>>29937669
I made a shitty meme in response

>>29937935
Gudmeme/10

>>29934502
I asked for a pictuer of poners with cookers (meaning cookeis)
This was the result

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I've got literally no requests to draw right now so if you anons want me to draw anything I'll probably do it
>>29937935
10/10
>>29938520
All guard mares deserve cookers

>>29938963
You know, I was thinking of Careful cucking Anon with Safe or Anon cucking Careful with Moondancer.

By cucking I mean platonic cuddling since that's my fetish I mean the cuddling

>>29938963
>rewind sneakin around the pipes
>careful and safe hangin out with each other
>brave and vannie drunk with anon
>solemn rain with her pistol and guard outfit
these would all be great to see

>>29939215
Seconding pipe rewind

>>29938963
In the future we're gonna need B&V in their new dresses/outfits. Bonus points for blushing at anons complements.

Though if you want to hurt us. You could do careful recovering in her bed.

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>>29939090
Sure it is anon. Sure it is...

bump from 9

>>29937524
redonkulously cute.

>>29938963
Cross-story drunken makeout session between one of my characters and one of someone else's.

>>29940710
Solemn rain, a smaller mare with little experience drinking, turns into a giggly, happy drunk, who's happy to go along with whatever.
+
Safety first, well experienced with alcohol but unaware that at her tripping point she turns into a suave, outgoing mare killer, who's determined to get a hoof on that little cutie giggling in the corner.

>>29940970
= one hell of a awkward morning after

>>29940974
>both move around in bed, comfy and warm
>then they see each other
>visible confusion

>>29940710
>Rewind can't control her time power when drunk
>constantly phasing in and out of reality
>kiss is weirdly satisfying because of it

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>Your Guardchick will never save you from Page Nine

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>Best guard bird

>>29942016
she looks great! thanks!

>>29941784
>>29942016
Which would be warmer to snuggle with at a northern outpost?

>>29942016
*only guard birb

>>29942592
well catbirds are bigger, and would cover you better, would also guess at them having more fur. But i bet those claws and beaks are like icicles in the cold

course Pegasus pones have hooves that would also be bloody cold to the touch.

best bet is to snuggle with both for extra protection

>>29943219
Excellent idea.

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>>29943219
Genius.

>>29943219
Mixed army training when?

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>>29939215
>>rewind sneakin around the pipes
Like this?

>>29942016
>*Best autistic guard bird

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>>29944262
well the way i read it, it was more like this
but im also retarded

>>29944730
Best drawfag

>>29944262
Yeah, looks about right.

>>29944730
>Wow, I'm fucked.
kek

>>29939469
I second the pic of B&V in their dresses.

A pic of careful in the hospital would be a strong poke in the feels. It should be done.

>>29940710
>Cross story pic.
I thought of a panel of pics.
1. Careful wandering hospital hall ways looking for her Anon's room.
2. Anon is standing just beyond a doorway but in front of some floor length curtains. Seemingly uninjured.
3. Careful glomps Anon and starts kissing him.
4. All are seen in panel. Vannie holding Brave back trying to keep her from attacking Careful. The dress Brave is wearing has started to tear as she pulls from Vannie's grasp.

>>29944875
or two best earth pone guards making out and cuddling

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>>29944875
I haven't had much time to read more fics,
what happens to careful?

>>29945121
qt

>>29945121
human dick gave her horse pussy ptsd

>>29945121
Cute, though guard pone should be in a prisoner jumpsuit with exposed chestfluff.

>>29945121
where'd her horn go?
also this >>29945483

Well this is day three that I've gotten inordinately drunk instead of writing things. Don't have anything going on tomorrow night though, so I'll be working on the story then.

>>29946011
At least your living up to the name.

>>29945121
Nice pic. However, she wasn't wearing her Armor. She was in a prison jumpsuit. Orange IIRC.
Shit got real while she and Safe were guarding Moonie's bookshop. MILFs attacked, Anon got seriously injured; we're talking lying in a pool of his blood serious. Careful went into shock / got ptsd and is in the psychiatric emergency wing of the (assumed) same hospital Anon is at.

>>29946039
>inb4 Whiskey actually drinks Rum.

>>29945121
this >>29946078

and when safe went to visit. Careful was in her bed and Safety could tell she had been crying.

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>tfw no qt guardpone bf

>>29946147
Spergout from a random anon in
3
2
1

>>29946147
Good, now get out baitfag.

ill hop aboard the apology train too 'cause ive been sick as shit the past few days. id rather recover and give green i like myself than the forced stuff.

>>29946167
Its all good Blu, get better soon.

I been lazy. Maybe a little daytime drinking in the mix too. I promise it coming. Eventually.

>>29946091
>implying I'd stoop to such a base beverage it's actually shit tons of beer
>>29946167
You've got a better excuse than I, hope you get better, friend.

>>29946167
Aww, Blu. I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon.

>>29946224
No worries. It happens to the best of us.

>>29946249
kek

As I've said before; No worries write when you can and post when it's ready.

Where the hell are you Night Guard Anon!

>>29907978
>rape

>no guard mares to protect us from page 9

>>29947834
Nor page 8 but we'll be here for them. right?

>>29947834
>all the writefags are too wasted to update
ya don't have to candy coat it

thanks Neuro and the other artist for keeping things moving.

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I really wanna pick up a cute little guardmare and coddle her.

>>29948556
To all the writefriends and drawfriends. Thank you all for sharing your works with us Anons; talent-less though some of us may be. (Myself included)

>>29948827
I think we all want to cuddle a qt guardmare, Anon. I know I do. I want to hug her, hold her and tell her how much she means to me.

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>>29948827
Don't coddle the mare anon!

>>29948990
Did...did you mean to post that pic? It does look tasty though.

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>>29949008
I just google "coddle" for shits and giggles and that delicious food came up

>>29949019
Ah, well, it does look nice. Even if it isn't correct. What's it made of?

>>29946147
I wish this thread was a Royal Guard general and not a Royal Guard Females-Only general. Then there'd be more content and art here.

>>29949097
>A faggot that wants dick complains about there not being a lot of content
>Not 20 posts above his dumbass is art and writefags content
Faggot, get out, you want dick? You have a thread for that, begging us will get you nothing. We have plenty of content here without cancer seeping in. If your thread is so shit(shocker it is, by proxy of the content and the trash that want it) then bothering other threads wont help, fix your own shit and never ask again. This is obviously bait for your kind of retard, but this is just a reminder. Though I am morbidly curious, are all you faggot shitposters pretending to be retarded, blind, and illiterate, or is that just a byproduct of your own mental state?

>Rewind and Sandstone are a Dark Souls boss
>"Rewind, Time's Guardian"
>"Loyal Sentinel Sandstone"
>1st phase is Rewind riding on Sandstone's back with ranged attacks and Sandstone's melee
>after doing enough damage it enters the 2nd phase where Rewind gets off of Sandstone and CQCs you directly
>have to now deal with Sandstone's grabs and fists as well as Rewind's constant teleporting back in time as she fights you
>3rd phase happens when you kill one or the other
>killing Sandstone first plays a cutscene where she tries to desperately get Sandstone to stand up to no avail as she cannot lift his body
>this leaves you to fight a Rewind supercharged with his golem magic, where she can now stop time and rewind you as well
>all the while she cries and yells at you for having killed her friend
>killing Rewind first plays a cutscene where Sandstone picks up her lifeless body and laments the fact that he was unable to protect another of his Riders
>his green orb and magic turn red
>his moveset changes and becomes faster
>all throughout the fight he now holds the body of Rewind in one of his hands
>attacking that hand does more damage but makes the fight harder by angering Sandstone further
>they're an optional boss and you can join their covenant where you invade other players, where upon killing them you acquire an artifact and to offer to Rewind

Secto pls no bully

>>29946161
Found him
>>29949153

>>29949174
looks good m8

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>>29949174


>>29948556
can confirm, I'm drinking right now in fact

A toast to the content creators here. Thanks again. Seeing we're on 7 I'll post this before I have to go off-line for a few hours.

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>>29946078
Thanks anon
>>29939469
I tried

>>29950586
That's one cute sad pone, would cuddle softly while recovering
Go stuff man

>>29950662
Good* fucking tablet

You know that the Anon who always sperges out about gay crap the second anything that is remotely related to stallions is here when you see someone reply to his own posts like this
>>29950662
>>29950669

>>29950774
Meh, just report faggotry then hide it till its removed. School breaks are going on all over the place right now, so there are bound to be shitposters crawling out the woodworks. Maybe they will figure out there is already a thread for them sooner or later.

>>29950774
>Claims a anon complaining about his tablet and fixing a word is the boogyman than hates faggots shitposters.
When you fuckers realize your not wanted I cant wait to see the obituary's. Do us all a favor an go out in a flashy way. Its pretty damn obvious your replying to your own bait.

>>29950566
Have fun mister dubs.
>>29950586
hnnnng, must, cuddle, away, tears. Fuck those MILFS, god damn mommy ninja's.

>>29950774
God, I love how the gay baiter occasionally appears out of nowhere, without being provoked or summoned in any way, and they just try to stir up shit.
Really, it's like a tumblr landwhale waking up in the middle of the night feeling a little peckish, and thus deciding to go empty the fridge.
"I really feel like getting some of them yummy (You)s, better go see if there's any left in the Guardmare thread pantry to grab"

>>29951382
yup

Finally getting my ass back to work on the story. Had a decent break from work and school with nothing to do and naturally spent most of it hammered and/or playing videogames instead of being productive. Expect something tonight.

>>29951949
Hyped my man.

>>29950586
Aww, good job. I just want to cuddle her. Just one more detail and it'll be perfect.
>An IV stands beside the bed, leading down to her shoulder, where it's taped, fixed to her skin.

>>29951949
Taking a break can lead to better productivity famalam. Looking forward to it.

>>29915987
>Though seeing her like this now is just more enjoyable because of it.
>You're glad she can just look past everything and still be happy like this.
>Well... relatively happy.
>But knowing you'll also be here during those not-happy times helps, too.
>There's nopony's touch like your own with such delicate matters.
>A professional pony definitely wouldn't care as much as you, that's for sure.
>You'd rather help her yourself, than to see her sent to somepony like that.
>"-HEY HOW'S THE DRESS SEARCHING-"
"-EEE!"
>"-OOOUGH!"
>The second you realize what you just did, it's already over.
>When you spin around, Anon's on the ground, writhing in pain and holding his... private area.
>You tried to flap your wings too, but all you're worried about is the swift kick you just gave to your coltfriend.
"OH MY GOSH ANON I'M SO SORRY!"
>Hoofsteps quickly make their way over to you, and in a flash, there's two other ponies right beside you and him.
>"What, what's wrong?!"
>"Anon, are you okay?! What happened to him?!"
>It takes you a second to process that this mare's talking to you.
>And immediately, you can tell she's blaming you for everything.
>-Sure, you ARE actually the cause of this, but-
>"-No, no, it's nothing. I'm just... I'm goddamn retarded. Ooough..."
>"Well what happened? Should I call the hospital?!"
>"-No, no I'm fine. I just need a second..."
>He rolls over and presses his face against the ground while he groans.
>Then you feel somepony's gaze burning into you.
>You look up, and of course, Sweet looks pretty upset.
>"So then what happened, huh?"
>She takes a big step towards you.
>"Did YOU hit him?"
>A wave of white and brown moves in front of you.
>"-Hey, you stay away from her!"
>"-Woah woah, calm down! It was just an accident, you guys. All my fault..."
>For a second, it's completely silent.
>Then Sweet gives you a small glare, and Anon a nod.
>"Well, I'll be working on your suit if you need me, then."
>And she walks off.

>>29952345
Vannie, master of creating sexual tension in more ways than one.

>>29952345
>ywn be kicked in the balls by your mare friend.

Anon'll be fiiiiine. But poor vannie though.

>>29952345
why do these stories always have the protagonist getting hit in the balls

its never been funny
ever

>>29901830
>Without waiting for an answer, Mellow Drizzle turns back to the door and leaps upward, forelegs wrapping in a tight chokehold around your neck.
>You sure missed this, and the hug puts a little warmth back into you.
“Hey, Drizzy, nice to see you too.”
>You barely eek the words out against the tiny filly’s grasp, and she jumps down, offering an apologetic wince.
>“Sorry sis, it’s been a while, y’know.”
>Ever since Anonymous’ escape from state custody, the Watch had been on full alert, off-duty guards spending downtime at barracks and awaiting calls to action.
>Days off are few and far between.
“Duty calls, I guess.”
>Really Solemn?
>That’s all you’ve got for your sister?
>You sigh heavily, pulling your helmet off and placing it on a table near the door.
“Things have been… busier than usual. Nobody gets time off anymore, what with the escape from Coltridge.”
>“You mean the assassin? Twelve hooves tall and slippery as a hagfish? I heard he got out of Coltridge Prison without single guard finding out till morning!”
>“Now just where did you hear such a thing?”
>An older voice, stern but warm, cuts off Mellow’s burst of excitement.
>You turn toward its source, leaning in the doorway to the kitchen.
>Steady Mist, onetime shipwright and father of two, smiles warmly at you.
>He is a slender gray stallion, middle aged but with a face aged beyond his years, his light brown mane streaked silver.
>“Meadow told me, from the third floor? She says her dad heard it from a friend, who’s a guard at Coltridge.”
>“And I told you, that filly and her father are full of hot air. Now, go finish up the dishes honey, we don’t want rats.”
>Mellow pouts, her bottom lip sticking out dangerously.
>“You said you’d do half!”
>Your father gives her a smug tilt of the chin.
>“And I did, now it’s your turn. Solemn will still be here when you get done.”
>He pauses for a moment.
>“You will still be here, right?”

>>29952594
>You nod the affirmative.
“Yeah, dad, I will. Captain gave me the day off.”
>Mellow relents, sulking off to the kitchen.
>“Fine, but I’m only drying half of them.”
>Your father comes closer, wrapping a foreleg around your neck and bringing you into a warm hug, the one that always made you feel like everything was going to be all right.
>It still does the trick, kind of.
>You melt into it with a weary sigh, feeling far younger and safer than you had in recent memory.
>“Something wrong, Sol?”
>Parent senses, can’t ever fool those.
>What do you tell him?
>You keep the hug going a little longer, thinking up something acceptable.
“The constant alert is starting to wear on everyone. We’re all cooped up at the station with nothing to do but work, eat and sleep. I’m just tired of it, is all.”
>A hoof rubs comfortingly up and down your back, the tension of the past day seeping away with the motion.
>Steady puts his hooves to your shoulders and holds you in front of him, golden eyes searching your troubled face.
>Please don’t ask any more, please don’t ask any more, please...
>“That kind of life will take its toll on anyone, Solemn. I can’t even begin to tell you how proud I am.”
>Thank the Outsider.
>“Also, have you been drinking today? It’s hardly past noon.”
>Shit.
>Well, this one shouldn’t be too hard, just go light on the details.
>“Ah, the captain and I finished up a tough assignment this morning, he offered a toast to celebrate.”
>You father beams, patting your shoulder gently.
>“That’s my girl. You work hard, you ought to enjoy those little moments when you get them.”
“Thanks dad, I missed you two.”
>Your eyelids are suddenly heavy as anchors, and you realize that you’ve only slept a couple of fitful hours in the last day.
“Um, is my room still made up? I really need to crash for a while.”

>>29952614
>“Of course sweetie. We just had lunch; there’s none left, but I could whip up some more if you’d like.”
“No, thanks dad, I’m not hungry. Just wake me up for dinner, I guess.”
>Steady chuckles to himself at that.
>“The real trick’ll be keeping Mel from waking you up before then.”
>You frown, not wanting to disappoint your sister.
“If she wants to, go ahead and let her. I’m a guard, lack of sleep comes with the job; time with my sister, not so much.”
>“I’ll pass that along. Sleep tight sweetie.”
>With that your father returns to the kitchen, the laughter coming from within signaling a stealthy cuddle attack on Mellow Drizzle.
>You stumble down the familiar hallway and open your door, the bright, happy colors of your fillyhood greeting you.
>You had joined the Watch young; circumstances required another breadwinner in the family, and guard pay was steady, if not particularly generous.
>Coming home to your room was always a little jarring after spending time walking around the city, especially these days.
>Your father said he didn’t see much reason to redecorate, as you were the only pony who used it.
>You think he was too sentimental to do it, after you moved out and into the barracks.
>Stripping your uniform with practiced ease, you hang the jacket and harness in your closet.
>The heavy, utilitarian clothing and weapons hang in stark contrast to a pale green dress.
>It was expensive, delicate lacework ringing the neck.
>Your only piece of finery, a gift from your parents when you left primary school.
>You never really outgrew it.
>Checking your pistol clear and removing the ammunition pouch from the harness, you carry it with you to the bed.
>You don’t expect Mellow to go playing with your gear; she’s taken the safety speech to heart, but it never hurts to be sure.
>You drop the pouch in the nightstand drawer before pulling back the quilt and sliding beneath it.
>Sleep tight sweetie.
>Will do, dad.

>>29952627
Just a little comfiness before our green friend makes another appearance. Still hammering out that part.

>>29952345
And here I was hoping one of them would peek behind the curtain. Only to discover Sweet Biscuit made him strip to take his measurements.

>>29952493
I enjoy it because the thought of Anon simply having it all triggers my autism. At least he can writhe in pain and not always enjoy the good life I'll never have.