>"Fancy a roll in the hay with me, Anon?" *Anon

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>>29895086
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS AN INVITE TO COITUS?"
>"NO YOU IDIOT, I SERIOUSLY NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED!"

>Pinkie Pie waves to you as you walk in to Sugarcube Corner.
>"Hey Nonny! Want to put some buns in the oven?"
>Yeah, she's baking buns.
>What did you think she wanted?

>>29895086
"Roll, roll, roll in the hay..."

>"Hey Nonny, help me put some cream filling in these donuts!"

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>Hey Anon, we should study the pony sutra together!
>its actually exotic ways to make friendships
>she makes you write a 10 page report on it.

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>"You're rock hard Anon."
>[sweating intensives]
>How does she know??
"U-uhh..."
>"Get it, cause you're fat. It's a joke because you're abs are not like a rock.

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>>29895347
MAUD, STOP, HE'S ALREADY DOWN

>>29895225
Joke's on her because friendship is my fetish.

>>29895086
>Hay
>Soft and comfortable
Obviously, you've never felt hay before.

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>>29895086
>It's soft and comfortable
>Hay is soft and comfortable
Fuck that. Enjoy the chaff getting fucking everywhere, you dumb mudhorse.

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>>29895747
>>29895751
We get it, Anakin, sand is coarse and it gets everywhere

>>29895778
Minuette is such a cutie holy shit

>>29895778
BUT IT DOES

Wouldn't it be more interesting if you contributed instead of just getting your dick out and waving it around.

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>>29895086
"Oh, Anonymous, I was struck by inspiration just now! You simply MUST let me take your measurements~..."
>"Whoa, I uh... sure Rarity. I didn't realize you felt that way about me."
"What? Felt what way abou-- WHAT IN EQUESTRIA ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
>"S-Sorry! I just, the way you said that and the words you used, I...!"
"I was talking about measuring you to make you an OUTFIT, darling, what else could I have POSSIBLY meant?!"
>"You know, that you... Nevermind, Rarity."

>>29895086
How am I supposed to feel the hay when I have my pants on? Get your mind out of the gutter.

>>29896122
>"You know..t-that yo..nevermind, Rarity."
>She continues to sashay around and oil herself up
>'My word, Anonymous, the nerve! You really could stand to read between the lines now and then, Buster!'
>She begins pole dancing
>'Hmmph!'

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>>29896129

>>29896129
There are extremely uncomfortable places that hay can wind up in.

>>29896148
Is AJ going to put hay rolling clothes on to avoid getting hay in her cooter?

>>29895104
>diaper
>implying moon dancer doesn't use pissbottles

>>29895104
This could've been a nice thread, you know.

>>29896164
I'm not going on retard9k to ask if it's also acceptable to shit in the same gatorade bottle you use for pissing.

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>>29896267
Gatorade bottles aren't big enough.

>>29895086
Hay is not comfy, you stupid horse. It's like laying on a stack of pine needles.

How about
Anon unintentionally turn on ponies by saying or doing completely innocent things?

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>>29896280
> mfw

>>29896363
>Hey, Apple Jack, you ever get buttfucked?

It's the "hey" part that turns her on, because she thinks he's saying "hay."

>>29896160
>ywn see strands of hay stuck to a warm wet applepussy

why bother getting out of bed

>>29896129
That's a man whose using his brain!
to avoid getting called out on his shit. Well done mang.

But why?

>>29895086
my elementry school dragt us to some shit ass hut in the middle of bum fuck no where just so we could sleep a day in hay...

my parents paid about 60bugs for it and it was uncomfortable as fuck, the worse rash i had in my life

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>>29896280
Wtf is that??

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>>29896280

Ayyyy lmao.

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>>29895104
You see, this is why we can't have nice things...
And how on God's green earth can anyone misinterpret wiping someone's bottom as "come on, big boy, sex me up"?

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>>29896280

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>>29896267
>>29896280
Fuck, my sides

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>>29896846
T-thanks anon