How does one divorce their waifu if they find another waifu

>>29893901
You have to shove your head inside a real horse's pussy and say the name of your new waifu 3 times.

>>29893901
One word: Kill.

>>29893901
She gets to keep your balls so everyone else knows you're a bitch

>>29893911
i like this tradition. so it shall be.

>>29893901

Sell the first one into slavery.

>>29893901
Why divorcing the old one?

Threesome is the word, anon.

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>>29893964
>having multiple waifus

>>29893901
Until death do you part, faithless asshole.

>>29893901
First, you go to a marriage counselor.
Tell them what's been going on, see what went wrong, see if you can reignite that special love you felt for her. Remember the times that made her special.
Then remember that she's not real

>>29893901
I wanna call you a monster but I too have thoughts like that.... I'm so sorry Applejack.... what is wrong with me....

>>29893911
>>29893929
I know that the first post got dubs, but can we get Kek's blessing on this one?

Whoa

>>29895324
>kek
>muh kek
I remember when he was called Bateman and not some ethiopian gila monster god