Well, you did it. You made it to Equestria. The promise land.

>>29889265

just kill yourself

>>29889265
OK, I'll roll.

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>>29889265
Rollin'

>>29889265
Roll

rolling for 0

>>29889337
At least Luna's the most likely to agree to a suicide pact

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIIqYqtR1lY

>>29889265
Instead of rolling, I'm gonna type.

>>29889287
>>29889337
>>29889387
>>29889417
>Luna frantically running around trying to keep the humans from going extinct

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Sure why not, i need dream fuel.

>>29889441
Somebody write it.

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>>29889287
>>29889337
>>29889387
>>29889417
>>29889447
Holy shit

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>>29889447
>>29889453
>"Dream fuel."
>This fucking thread.

We're going to drive HER to suicide at this rate.

maybe i will try injecting ~40u of novolog again.
>mfw have access to a medium that literally can make me die peacefully in sleep f i just deplete my glucose stores
>still too afraid to die, or usually overcome the problems and keep truggin
>tfw now genuinely scared i will eventually do it someday because how easy it is
roll

>>29889265
I'm not even trying to get Luna.

>>29889453
Sounds like the beginning of a sad fic.

>Humans keeps popping up in Equestria, where Luna proceeds to observe each one through their dreams.
>She notices the same situation in all of them: being back on Earth with their friends and loved ones.
>After the first few suicides, she puts two and two together and sets out to personally comfort them.
>Except she fails.
>Again, and again, and again.
>No matter what she does, she can't prevent them from taking their own lives.

>>29889265
Rolling for a prompt

>>29889560
I love how everyone else gets Luna and the dedicated writer gets the one where Anon's body is found.

>>29889265
roll

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>>29889523
Allow me to make things worse.
>Humans are the first creatures to properly appreciate the equestrian night sky as much if not more than she does.
>Mainly due to our level of light pollution on earth being so bumfucked in comparison.
>Most of them try to kill themselves with their last sight being the open night sky due to it being so beautiful to look at.

>>29889581
>Anon stands on the edge of a bridge, ready to end it all
>He blinks the tears out of his eyes before looking up to see the night sky one last time
>He's stunned to see a message written in the stars:
>DON'T DO IT ANONYMOUS
>PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU
>THEY'LL MISS YOU
>I'LL MISS YOU

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>>29889581
You fuckers are gonna kill me

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>>29889560
>Pinkie Pie opens the front door to your house.
"Nonny! It's Pinkie! I noticed today you were looking kinda frowny wowny, so I'm here to turn it upside-downy!"
>Pinkie looks around in your darkened homestead, not seeing you anywhere.
"Nonny? You here?"
>She trots inside and makes her way to your room.
"Helloooooooo? Are you hiding? We can play hide and seek later, mister, but right now I wanna make you smi--"
>Pinkie says this while opening the door to your room, then abruptly cuts herself off as she sees you. You're hanging lifeless from your ceiling fan. Hung by a makeshift noose made from one of your belts.
>Pinkie's expression changes to a shocked and somber one. She trots closer to your hanging body.
"A-Anonymous?"
>She pokes your side with her hoof. Your body swings for a moment. The swinging loosens the belt and the noose comes untied, your body falling into a crumpled heap on the floor below.
"O-OK Anon, you got me! Ha ha ha... time to get up now... please?"
>She forces a smile hoping you'll see that she's not mad at you for pulling a prank on her. Hoping that this is all just a prank. Hoping that you'll get up any second now.

>But you don't get up.

>Pinkie's smile falters, and she lays down next to your body.
"Anon... I'm so sorry... I... I didn't know you felt this bad or I..."
>Her eyes well up with tears.
"I would have tried to cheer you up sooner..."
>Pinkie Pie begins to weep over your lifeless form, sobbing quietly to herself. Of all the ones she tries to make happy every day, she missed the one who needed it the most.

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>>29889631
>Is so confused that a sudden gust of wind blows him over the edge.

>when asked for the name of a new constellation forming in the night sky, the princess of the night gets a sad look on her face and simply calls it "A reminder." with no further comment.

Roll for Twilight

>>29889265
Alright, rolling

Rolling for twilight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRUWtVy_kxg

>>29889265
rollan

>>29890933
Sweet, I got dubs. I choose 0.

>>29889265
Oh the melodrama.

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>>29889265
>your last lover
>YOUR old friends

Do I look like a fucking casual to you?

>>29889725
Kek

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Someone save me from myself

>>29890970
You see this is why no one came to stop you

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>>29891032
She came. Out of everyone, she came. I won't disappoint her anymore

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I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT!!! NO ONE TRY TO STOP ME. THIS IS IT THE BIG ONE. HERE WE GO

>>29889265
Roll.

>>29889265
They see me rollin'.

>>29891227
Oh, shit. Now that I got doubles, I don't know who to pick. Let someone pick for me maybe?

>>29891227
>>29891187
>>29890537
>>29889487
>>29889447
>>29889417
>>29889337
>>29889287
>>29889387
Luna is the hero we need but do not deserve.

>>29889581
Ouch.

>>29889265
Stop it OP
That's nonsense
that's heresy

Le roll

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>>29891307
And yet luna pulls through

>>29889265
Rolling

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>>29891325
Saved by the Belle

>>29891235
You didn't get doubles, you got a seven. Luna saved you. The repeating digits have to be at the end of your number.

>>29889461
>implying alicorns can die at all
>implying their bodies won't magically rebuild themselves even after complete annihilation

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>>29891319
>Another night, another human.
>You hope to one day understand why it is they lose the will to live, to spare them from this inevitable despair that appears to settle upon all of them shortly after arriving.
>But knowing a single pony wants them to live seems to be enough, so you have never asked, they will talk to you when ready.
>This one appears to have climbed a mountain during a scheduled thunderstorm, yelling for their god to smite them and asking why they have been abandoned.
>From what you can infer, some humans have a strange and fickle protector whose attitude reminds you of a certain draconequei, you feel the human should be happy about being ignored by such a creature.
>In any case, there is no God here this night, just you.
>Alighting on a cloud, you focus your will to ensure the human is not struck by lightning, even a single one can prove fatal to such fragile creatures.
>Gradually, the storm and the humans screaming peter out, and you are able to see them curled up on the mountain top, soaking wet and sobbing incoherently.
>You quietly land and softly rest your wing over them, it would do no good to protect them from lightning only for them to perish from cold.
>Their breathing gradually evens out into the familar pattern of slumber and you settle in for the night after casting a brief protection spell around the two of you.
>Their physical wellbeing assured, you take to the task of ensuring that the only nightmare they will encounter tonight is the one that will greet them in the morning.

>>29889265
>Off yourself in Equestria
>End up back in this world again
"Fuck my fucked-up, dimension-hopping, so-called life!"

>>29889265
Well time to kill myself

>>29889265
I'm doing it and no one can stop me.

>>29891473
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>29891425
She just needs to break her marbles

>>29891514
>"Silly Anon, that's not how you wear a belt!"
"Dammit Pinkie, let me kill myself!"
>"Noperoonie, can't let you hurt yourself like that."
"...Pretty please?"
>The pink party mare just shakes her head.
>"Not happeni~ing!"

>>29891531
Pretty sure a millenia alone on the Moon should have done it already.
She's either the most mentally stable individual alive, or simply gone so far, she ended up becoming sane again.

>>29891542
No, I mean literally shatter her marbles. As in the glass spheres.

It's a One Punch Man reference.

>>29889265
Rolling...

>>29891586
Goddamn, just the mental image of Fluttershy being the one to find my corpse is horrific.

>>29889265
Anons start Moon Man's Lunar Death Squad when?
Vinyl if dubs

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>>29891465
>there is no God here this night, just you.

>>29891609
>Fluttershy prevented a suicide without doing anything
Best hoers.

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>>29891609
Fluttershy is for cute only

>>29889265
Rolling, but hopefully someone else picks up the slack so Luna can get a god damn break

>>29891670
>but nobody came
Welp, fuck me. I guess I'm another failed case for best princess. I'm sorry babe.

Fuck everything. No one in reality cares, so why should fictitious talking technicolor horses?

>>29891609
Ironically enough, Flutters will probably be the least affected by seeing Anon's dead body. Let's face it, mice, bunnies and other animals, excluding certain shell-dwelling creatures, are not known for their longevity.
Sure, she'll cry and feel sad for a while, but she'll get over it soon enough. You know, bury the dead, move on and don't forget to feed the beavers.

>>29889265
k

>>29889265
I don't like my parents.
I never had a lover.
I don't have any friends at all.
And I am not suicidal.

Seeing happy poners every day would still be a major upgrade, and I am sure I could find a nice job eventually as there don't seem to be many if any neets in Equestria.
I am also fine with not having to fight against dragons and monsters. Twilight can do that.

>>29891697
>Here lies Anon.
>He died of boredom.

>>29891683
>"Hey Anon, can you give me a hand with... What the hay are you doin'?"
"Myself. In."
>I figure there's enough space between the hay loft and the floor of the barn for the rope to break my neck.
>Quick and painless.
>"No."
"Can't stop me."
>I jump.
>The rope pulls taut and breaks.
>I land in a painfully awkward, still-living heap on the floor of the barn.
"Goddammit. I can't even do that right."
>"When you're done fooling around, how about splitting some firewood?"
>The farm pony leaves.
>Fuck my life.

>>29891708
Maybe you could somehow piss off Big Mac and he would "help" you?

>>29889265
Rollingo Dingo

>Anon and Twilight leave the theater after watching a crappy movie
>Twilight voices her disappointment
>Anon says he was so bored he wanted to kill himself
>Twilight is confused, and slightly worried by Anon's strange statement
>It turns out the concept of suicide is totally nonexistent in Equestria
>Anon feels super uncomfortable as he explains that sometimes when humans get severely depressed or in other extreme circumstances, they may choose to end their own lives
>Twilight is absolutely horrified
>Her and her friends start desperately trying to protect Anon's smile, fearing that if he's unhappy for to long his mind may go to a dark place
>Anon knows exactly why they're doing it, so their attempts mostly just make him feel awkward and uncomfortable
>Soon he begins questioning all of his friendships as the knowledge of human's penchant for suicide spreads through Ponyville

>>29891768
Well now I feel kinda shitty, interrupting the princess's day like that

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>>29889265
Where do you go if you die in Equestria, though?

>>29891807
Tartarus. You can come back, but never in the same body.

>>29891813
You wind up back in this world and have to live your shitty life all over again.

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>>29891798
>"Out of all the fucking beings on Equestria it had to be you."
>"Do you know what I was doing before this? No. Of course you don't, because you never think about anyone but yourself."
>"You think dying is going to make it better? Dying makes you dead. There is no better."
>"And then I'm going to have to scrape up your corpse from the damned floor and prep you up so MY little ponies don't have to think about how you 'suffered' so damn much."
>"You're alway going on and on about your race being adoptable to any enviroment yet here you are beind done in by your own hands."
>"Fucking kids these day I swear."

>>29891780
>ponies take it too far as if upsetting Anon even a little will drive him to suicide
>they try to create safe space for him but act shallow
>Anon gets depressed and Twilight and others start worrying, trying their hardest to get him cheared up
>it gets so ridiclulous and cringy Anon just wants to be alone for a while
>ponies take it as a sign and annoy him even more
>at this point Anon starts to seriously ponder suicide

Well clearly the only sensible alternative is to row myself into the middle of the ocean, then toss over the anchor with the rode tied around my neck.

The crabs will take care of the remains.

>>29891813
>>29891818
WELCOME TO THE HOTEL EQUESTRIFORNIA

>>29891846
And all the fish in the sea take you back to the shore, because Fluttershy was worried about you.

>>29891865
Goddammit.
>Fucking Fluttershy

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>>29889265
>A world without strife
>Equestria

It's cute when you use words and don't know what they mean, OP.

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>>29891875
>"Is drowning your fetish Anonymous?"

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>>29891865
>fish
THEY'RE CALLED SEAPONIES YOU RACIST LANDLUBBER SCUM!

>>29891837
>"Don't you think we're taking this all a little too far, Twi?"
"He threatened to kill himself over a bad movie. He needs to be protected, he's very sensitive."
>"...Well, I suppose you're right... Are you sure he ain't tryin' to get attention, or telling some kinda morbid joke?"
"If he hears you say something like that and gets sad and kills himself, I'll have you thrown in the dungeon for murder."
>"...Have you tried talking-"
"I can't. This all's too depressing for me to let him dwell on, he might kill himself if we talk about it for too long."

>>29891908
>Anon gets fed up with their bullshit and actually kills himself
>Twilight just raises him from the dead with black magic stuff
>"Goddammit Purple, don't you have any respect for the dead?"
>Anon does it again
>And again he is torn from the grip of death
>Proceeds to get a court order that prohibits Twilight raising Anon from the dead
>She does it anyway

Can I just fucking die in peace?

>>29891924
>Oh Christ, Pinkie Pie...

>"I think he's homesick. He's just been sitting there, staring off into space. I've tried to talk to him, but he just says I don't understand him. Then he makes rude and anatomically impossible suggestions."
>"Hmm, a tough one, eh?"
>"I thought if anyone could snap him out of him, you could, so if you could give it a try?"
>She giggles cheerfully.
>"Leave everything to me, Twilight!"

>You are Anon, and fuck this place.
>You were certain that if you jumped into that interdimensional portal thingie at the Science Fair, nothing would happen.
>The Universe has a sick sense of humor.
>The crazy thing worked, and now you're stuck in this rural hellhole.
>There's no internet, there's no nightlife, and there's no other people around.
>Just these miniature, candy-colored, talking donkeys.
>And a baby dragon, apparently.
>Okay, they were very friendly and they provided for you, but you miss your old life terribly, and in lieu of a huge bender (cider just doesn't cut the mustard) you'd gone off to have a sulk.
>Going on nearly a week now.
>Fuck this place.
>Suddenly Pinkie Pie.
>"Watcha doin'?"
"Zip. Zilch. Diddly. Bupkus. Nada. Fuck-all."
>"Sounds boring. Let's go do something!"
"I'm too tired to do anything. No wait, I'm too depressed to be tired."
>She moves closer to you. "I know the cure for all of that!"
"Just leave me alone."
>She steps closer to you once more, invading your personal space.
>"Final warning Nonny, if you don't stop being such a stick-in-the-mud-"
"Go fuck yourself."
>And with that, Pinkie Pie leans in and presses her soft, fuzzy lips against your cheek, and plants a big wet smacker there.
>You, good sir, are frankly shocked.
"What the hell was that?!!"
>She giggles.
>"It was a kiss, Nonny!" She bats her eyelids coquettishly at you. "Don't tell me you've never been kissed before?"
>By way of emphasizing her point, she leans in and does it again.
"Of course I have! Cut it out!"
>This provokes a third kiss as she invades your personal space further still.

>>29891924
>>29891926
Pinkie will drag your soul by the hand from the afterlife if she has to.
God knows that mare is capable of anything.

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>>29889265
This is a totally impossible scenario, on account of the fact that I have hands and Ponyville has a spa. Gainful employment and instant friends. Additionally, I could never be unhappy in a world without Jews.

Rolling anyway though.

>>29891936


>You could swear there was some tongue in that last one, as you start to get up.
"Alright, I'm outta here."
>Pinkie pie hooks both of her forelegs over your shoulders.
>"Nope! You had your chance!"
>You can't stand up now, and she plants another wet kiss on your lips this time.
"Bleah! Pony germs! I've been poisoned!"
>Pinkie has the advantage now and she presses it, shifting her weight and bearing you down to the ground beneath her.
>"You want to be a stick-in-the-mud? Well, sticks get licks!"
>This time she sticks out her tongue and licks your cheek.
"GROSS!"
>You squirm, but she uses her body weight to keep you pinned to the ground and licks your other cheek.
"PINKIE, STAHP!"
>Another lick right across your face forces you to clamp your lips shut, for fear of Pinkie Pie taking additional liberties with you.
>You flail trying to get away.
>"Say 'uncle'!"
"What?"
>She licks you again.
>"Say 'uncle'!"
>You struggle defiantly.
"Fuck off!"
>Just as you had feared, she takes advantage of your open mouth this time, and her soft, wet tongue invades your mouth, chasing your tongue around for what seems like an eternity.
>She finally withdraws, leaving you covered in pony slobber and gasping for breath.
>"Say it!"
>She sticks her tongue out again, just to make the point.
"ALRIGHT! UNCLE!"
>"You want to do something else now or do you want more?"
"UNCLE! Anything, just KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!"
>"Okay!" she sing-songs cheerfully and gets off of you, extending a fore hoof to help you to your feet.
>You stand, wiping off your face as best you can.
>"C'mon! Let's go to Sugarcube Corner and get a snack!"
>You seriously consider telling her to get stuffed, but she makes a kissy face at you and you relent.
"Fine. Let's go."
>"Okee-dokee-lokee!"
>Pinkie Pie starts hopping towards Ponyville's pastry shop with you in tow, passing a furiously blushing purple alicorn along the way.
>"Like I said, just leave everything to me!"
>"S-s-sure, Pinkie." Twilight Sparkle stammers.

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>>29891944
Pinkie's life is making others happy, if anyone can find a way, it's her.

>>29889265
Lets see where this goes...

>>29889265
Better start to find sad ponies to start pony war I.

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>>29891943
>"Why the heck do you want those Jew thingys if we don't even have them here?"

>>29892001
Ooh, Twilight! Not waifu, but workable. Aight, I’ll write something up when I’m done with class.

>Well this is it, after weeks of trying to fit into pony society you've realized it's a lost cause.
>Sure it had been everything you'd dreamed about when you first got here, but slowly and for lack of a better term, the magic had faded.
>For all the technical advancements this entire place smelled like the equivalent of bum fuck India, thanks to having no real social stigma of doing your business outside.
>Most ponies were downright inhospitable to you, and even by Minotaur standards you were considered ugly, scrawny, and unwanted.
>All that and other circumstances have led you to the top of the town hall, standing by the edge while the gentle wind wavers the flag behind you.
>The ponies down below hadn't noticed your prescence yet, and at this point you were unsure if you should break the awkward silence around your suicide attempt.
>As you start to loosen your grip on the railing you hear a distant voice. Could that be- "WAIT! ANON!"
"R-Rainbow Dash?"
>And there she was, breaking through cloud cover and descending into the field behind the hall, it looked like she was carrying something too.
>You could feel tears begin to run down your face, somebody actually did care about you, a friend who rushed here to talk you off the ledge. This could be it, this could be the step you need to finally call this place a home.
>it was at that moment Rainbow Dash touched down, unfolded the lawn chair she had been holding and took a seat facing you."Alright thanks for waiting, you can go ahead now."
.
..
"What?"
>"Fucking jump already, I'm using my lunch break to watch this."

>>29891908
>Anon kinda enjoys having everyone basically serving him
>One frown is enough to get his way everywhere in Ponyville
>Don't have a specific type of ice cream? Looks like Anon's gonna have to kill himself right there!
>Maybe green apples? Oh, you only have red. No, that's ok, I'll just kill myself then
>With time it starts to bother Anon but he doesn't really know how to stop, even without him acting up ponies take something like a lack of smile as a sign of him being depressed
>Tries to have a serious talk with Twilight, explaining how he feels lonely when everyone tries to just serve him and he feels like he's abusing their friendliness
>Twilight takes it personally that Anon feels lonely and next time he's in town ponies also flirt with him, basically offering a pityfuck at his every step
>They look terrified, flustered and confused but are still willing to do it
>Conflicted about taking advantage of his friends Anon decides to ask Twilight what the hell is going on
>Twilight greets him lying seductively on the couch adorned in hastly put on socks
>She nervously tries to smoothtalk Anon but it's obvious she absolutely doesn't feel like it
>Anon proceeds straght to the basement and locks himself it trying to find a way out of it
>Meanwhile Twilight thinks she's a complete failure and gets depressed herself
>Maybe this suicide thing really isn't that incomprehensible for ponies after all?

>>29891708
I just imagined Anon about to hang himself in the barn and Applejack walks in and asks him what he's doing. So he tells her he's going to hang himself and how he's going to do it. She tells him that it isn't possible to do it like that and he's doing it wrong. Not because she wants him to kill himself but it's just the wrong way to go about it. So they argue about the logistics until Anon gets so mad and just says forget it and goes home.

Then AJ breathes a sigh of relief.

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>>29892120
Guess so

Rip jack.

>>29891882
It's pasta, newfag.

>tfw Trixie will never stop you from killing herself because she's attempted it before.

>>29892080
>Anon is still hiding behind the closed door.
"Anon, why? Do you dislike me that much?"
>"It's not like that, Twilight. I just..."
"I-I know I'm not as experienced as-"
>"Stop! Don't go there. This isn't because of you, it's me"
>What did he mean by this? Suddenly you realize
"Anon, look, it's ok if you like stallions, it's not a problem, I mean-"
>"Twilight, oh my god!"
>Souds like he's almost crying now.
>You just made it worse.
>No matter what you do you just can't protect his smile.
>You thought you got it this time for sure.
>You already had a letter to Celestia about how Anon is cured of his tendencies ready to go at any moment.
>You just make it worse, Sparkle. All the time. Can you even do anything right?
>Maybe Anon doesn't want to be stopped and you're just ruining what remains of his short life bothering him.
>No magic of friendship can help you here, it seems.
>He's gonna kill himself and it's all your fault.

>>29892191
Canon.

Rrrolling
Plz Trixie

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>>29892232
>"Not so fast there Anon. Can't let you die just yet."

>>29892236
>Not so fast
H-heh...

there were a couple good stories based on this idea
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/184701/ending
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/239827/a-new-ending

>>29889265
Rolling

>>29892333
>the whole town
well aren't you special

>>29892333
>It's a giant intervention/"It's a Wonderful Life" plot.

>>29889265
I dont roll because I dont want to go to Equestria, and if it do, I already knew it was going to be a nightmare, and simply leave.

Besides the fact the show never makes it out to be a utopia, lets look at it in more detail.

The ponies actually are hardly an open species, they had to be taught to accept Zecora, and that was in Ponyville alone. When seeing other Cities and Towns, we never see if the same racial problems exists, but we often see ponies still being somewhat of prudes who ignore others, with some but few exceptions. Even in the show what areas one might find acceptance and friendship freely given is because of the Mane 6 almost every time, and given the size of the kingdom those are small.

Now lets look at pony morals. It is clear they, to even the most simple of genetics even, have a different set of morals. Most ponies seem easily scared, Emotional, and jump to conclusions. while these are no absent in human society, they are much more balanced out and diverse. While the ponies have shown they will fight, they often will not, and the idea of violence is much more taboo. Humans and Human society simply allow for more aggression, as are species is naturally somewhat aggressive. In Equestria this would be much more stifled.

And lets not even talk about the constant monster Attacks, living under a monarchy(no matter how good it might be), the inconsistent Technological levels caused by magic, the fact everywhere seems more prone to mind boggling insanity then most humans experience in a lifetime, the horrid vegetarian diet, and the isolation of being the only one of your species.

Equestria might work for Equestrians, but it was never shown or said to be a Utopia to them, much less a Human.

I dont kill myself, i steal an airship and go try and find someplace in the great vast unknowns of their world, if just to not have to live there.

>>29889265
Ah, why the fuck not. I'm bored. Let's roll.

>>29889265
Gibe to me the dubs!

Between fighting nightmares and human suicide hotline, it's a wonder how Luna can function with so little sleep and so much coffee.
>Celestia starts worrying for her sister's wellbeing

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>>29892387
>>29892407
>"That's it Anon. Keep on living. I'm just gonna make sure nothing goes wrong...from all the way over here."

>>29892527
>tfw you will never help Luna not an hero from preventing so much an heroes

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>>29891943
>Additionally, I could never be unhappy in a world without Jews.
oh, /mlpol/

>>29892527
>mfw when even luna rolls for luna.

she cant catch a break

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>>29892517
>"Are you alright Luna?"
>"I'm impersonating our local humans. I thought that if I copy what they do I'd be able to understand their sour complications. Now I'm off to acquire refreshments and mares."

>>29892566
>Luna finally breaks and attempts to take her own life
>Nightmare Moon essence stops her before she takes the final step

>>29892333
>You are ready to end your life.
>Kneeling on the living room of the house that you would to leave by tomorrow, with no friends, no family and no money, no material or emotional attachments.
>Aiming a gun at your own head, you are ready to blew up your brains.

>Suddenly something heavy starts beating on the door, until the hinges break, and the door fall. The mane 6, the three princesses, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, even Discord are invading your house!
>The whole town is outside!
>You stop, scared, with the gun still.

>Time seems to slow while they run (or fly) in your direction, with despair on their faces. Starlight, Twilight, Celestia and Luna are quick and try to snap the gun out of your hand with their magic, at the same time.
Discord only watch.
>Time still move slowly when their magic conflict, not grabbing the gun, but causing it to fall on the floor and fire, shooting your neck, causing a slow and painful death.

Bad end.

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>>29892602
>>29892566
>Stop trying to kill us you foal!
>You havent had to deal with all these suicidal humans!
>It's not our job to protect them, they're not even ponies!
>But they need our help!
>And killing yourself is helping them?
>No, but...
>If i took over and killed them all it'd solve the problem and we could all go one with our lives, excluding the obvious.
>Dont you touch them!
>Why not, killing yourself and leaving them without their precious protector would be accomplishing the same thing, only slower and more painful for them, at least i'd make it quick.
>As if i'd let you!

>The next suicidal human is almost crushed by a bear hug, from the moon princess, leaving him extremely confused and awkwardly patting her back.

>>29892746
>Luna builds a human sanctuary in the aptly named Luna Bay.
>Its not a n option to go.
>They are told it is a place for humans to be and act like humans, not ponies.
>At first, nothing seems to improve.
>But as the Anons slowly Build this homes and towns in ways familiar, they start talking to eachother.
>Its not until the first of them says "lol faggot" to another that the first human bond is formed.
>As the humans slowly come out of their shell and finally live as they are supposed to, Luna cant tell if this is actually a good thing or not.

>>29893160
Dead by sundown.

Rollan

>>29893351
I'm already dead inside. Might as make myself match how I feel.

Luna tho

Although Iwilk settle for nightmaremoon as well

>>29889265
>lover
>friends
Welp, time to neck myself


>What are the results?
Tomb of the unknown Anon

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>>29889265
Oh what would Cranky Doodle Donkey Do?

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>>29894199
Well alright, I got dubs and a donkey. Now seriously what would Cranky do?

>>29894248
>>29894248
He would forcibly stop you and offer advice while being stern and fatherly. Saying something like life will get better even if it looks hopeless.

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>>29889715
O fuck that hurt.

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>>29894199
>"What are you doing Anon?"
"Giving up on life."
>"Hmm.. well that sounds stupid."
>"You're young you should be out there experiancing what you can, not moping about what you lost!"
"What would you know?"
>"Because I had that same face when I lost Matilda. I had the best thing happen in my life only to watch it all fall apart in a day."
"...But you have her now what does it matter?"
>"Because I lost my chance to grow old with her, maybe even have kids... The point is. it doesn't have to stop here. You can find your own Matilda even find your way back home if that's what you want. Things aren't always set in stone you know."
"Didn't you give up looking for her though?"
>"I did."
"...What would of you done if she wasn't here."
>"Same thing you are planning to do right now, die in an empty room with no one to care for or cared by."

>>29894348
That sounds right. Good work Anon.

>>29889265
For you

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>>29894348
Cranky, you're the real MVP

Fuck I'll roll
I'm a shit writer tho

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>>29894348
Well I don't have my Matilda and I don't see an outcast like myself ever finding my soul mate even if I had a hundred years to look. Not every has a pink pony just appear before them to give you what you really wanted.

>>29894533
>Anon is walking across a field of apple trees
>Stupid Stupid Stupid!!!
>Anon pulls a fist full of hair out of his head and looks at the brown locks in his hand
> WHY!! He yells into the sunrise
>he really should have known running away from his problems wouldn't fit shit
>he is still a piece of shit, a depressed piece of shit,
>less then that
>he is less then shit
> figure if going to a world of magic can make him better it really is time to end it
> enter Apple pony
>Anon what the hell are you doing
> anon looks at the orange earth pony that reaches to his knee
>leave me...
>what?
>LEAVE ME ALONE!
>anon pulls out a gun and points it to his head
>IM A LOSt CAUSE! LEAVE ME
>the hell I don't!
>applejack trots up to anon with a proud trot and kicks his leg so hard he crumbled onto the ground and dropped his gun
>I'm not explaining your bloody body to Applebloom
>she stops before grasping your gun to dispose
>when you have chilled out...come for some breakfast...maybe I'll bring you to rarity
>she looks into your eyes
>she is better with this male super sensitive feelings stuff
>she grasp the gun tight in her lips and trots back to the barn
>anon lays on the ground, falls back, and looks into the sky,
>some food would be nice

Know I'm fishing buuuut how was it?

>>29894569
Anon, Matilda was you all along

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>>29894636
O u

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>mfw the ponies save you.
>But you know its not because they actually care, but because they cant morally ignore someone trying ot commit suicide.
>You know they will stay there, maybe a month, maybe a few days....
>But once they think you wont do it again, they will leave.
>And you'll be all alone, again, and forever.

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>>29894757
>"Nice try Anon, but you won't get rid of me that easly."

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>>29894757
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little human? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Bats, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in Saddle arabia, and I have over 300 confirmed lives. I am trained in gorilla comfort and I’m the top cuddler in the entire Equestrian armed forces. Your life is everything to me and not just another target. I will wipe your depression the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your depression. You’re fucking alive, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed comfort, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Royal Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable frown off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit love all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking alive, kiddo.

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>>29894889

>>29889265
0000000000

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>>29894860
you dont actually care about us Luna, you just dont want to feel guilty for our deaths if you could've stopped it!

Thats not love, thats a hostage situation! Your using us a drug, a crutch to feel better about yourself!

Why are so many of you pathetic faggots attracted to a suicide themed thread?

Roll.

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>>29895057
Okay, I'll admit I wasn't expecting to get another Luna...

>>29895057
It's truly a mystery anon. Now check those sevens.

>>29895057
>>29895067
THE LUNA HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

>>29895067
Oh fuck.

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>>29895099
>>29895067
>>29895057
Okay Luna holy shit calm down he's okay.

Rolling(?)

>>29895057
>>29895067
Luna the suiside princes
Hope someone screen grabs

>>29894908
Fuck. Stockholm syndrome.

>>29895057
>>29895067
>>29895099
>"Please stop checking up on me, it's getting creepy."
>"No."

>Somewhere out there in the multiverse, Luna's bombarded with the feeling of something out of place, but she can't tell what.

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>>29889265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5TX-x_AzNM

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>>29895178
>"Change has to come from within."
>"I am saddened this was the only change you were motivated to put into effect."
>"I will remember you, my little human. Always."

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there's no point to living without horsecock

I'll gibe a roll

>Anon C137 comes to Equestria
>He's fine
>He doesn't really make any horse friends, but he's an introvert so he doesn't mind
>As a bonus, his introverted nature meant that he didn't leave many friends or lovers behind to miss
>He was estranged from his family, so he's actually kind of glad that he doesn't have to worry about seeing them again
>He's perfectly fine with the idea of living alone in Equestria for the rest of his life
>This drives Luna nuts
>He has all the telltale signs of depression and suicidal thoughts that the other Anons had, but he doesn't seem to be suicidal
>She watches him like a hawk, but he doesn't seem interested in taking his life
>Are there signs that she hasn't picked up on?
>Is this some kind of test?
>She goes to visit Anon to secretly scope out exactly how it is he plans to try and off himself

wonder who i'll get?

>>29895188
You never cared until after I was gone.

>>29895204
>Anon doesn't have a secret plan to an hero
>Luna just doesn't have it
>starts researching the fuck out of what's harmful to humans
>the only conclusion she can come to is that he's trying to kill himself with old age

>>29895287
>cue the search for immortality.

>>29895152
"Well, I guess it's finally here. I knew I'd do it eventu-OOF"
> "ANON WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHITHEAD!"
"Jesus Christ Rainbow I'm trying to fuckin hang myself! You mind not crashing into me at high velocity?!"
> "Nuh uh. You're not killing yourself on my watch. No taking the pussy way out."
"Well why the fuck not? This world hates me just as much as the last one."
> "Because, Anon, you're being a gaping puss about it."
"Yeah thanks Dash, that helps a lot."
> "I'm just telling you the truth. You act like everyone here hates you, yet you've only ever interacted with me and Ms. Booknerd Neverlaid. You never talk to anypony else."
"Everyone looks at me like I'm a disgusting trash pile, an-"
> "ANON! You do it to yourself! The Crusaders came up to you to try and get an interview, and you just walked away!"
"That's one incident Dash, what about the rest of the town? Hell, Rarity, no, Pinkie Pie won't talk to me!
> "She was planning you a party you idiot! She thought she might spoil it accidentally!"
"I....I....Wow. I didn't think anyone cared enough."
> "Yeah, I could guess that. Let's get over to that party, eh ya puss?
"Yeah, I think that sounds good."
>....
"Hey Dash? Thanks."
> "No problem Anon. Try it again though and I break ribs."

Life sucks.
Why should the afterlife be any different?

>>29895430
thats the spirit Anon! think what you need to keep going!

It won't be Luna saving me this time

>>29895436
>Fluttershy
>>29895430
>Finds anons corpse days latter.

>>29895447
Get saved nerd.

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>>29895447
>"Off the footstool Anon 29895447, For your Princess is here and you will live forever in my blissful night!"

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>>29895447
>"I'm going to save you, and you WILL life a great life."

Jesus Luna
Let someone else do the saving

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>>29895477
>"They are not fit enough to understand you pain mortal. I shall take you under my wing, ALL OF YOU!"

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>>29895477
>double 7s

nope.
its confirmed.
Luna is the Princess of autistic Anons.

>>29895493
Why not just princess of autism?

>>29895493
>autistic anons
>not suicidal anons

>>29895498
That's Twilight's Job.

>>29895498
same thing at this point.

>>29895501
What's the difference?

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shes stopped me from suicide once she can do it again

>>29895526
darn

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>>29892067
My sides

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>>29895527
>"Good eve fair Anon. Care for a pillow?"

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>Anonymous had been jittery for quite some time now, trembling like an animal in shock.
>His hands gently shook the mug he held and the steam rose close to his nose.
>A green blanket, old and small, had been draped over his shoulders, the fabric just long enough to cover him up to his elbows as he sat hunched over in the old wooden chair.
>Luna’s hoof remained on his shoulder, rested upon his blanketed, shivering form -- a true goddess’s hoof with a goddess’s touch.
>She who ruled this hoof was a gentle soul by the feel of it, tender, soft, and nurturing...
>Nevertheless, Anon continued to shiver helplessly.
>Thoughts were not coherent for the young man, sadly.
>It would have been nice if they were, but heavy drinking tends to meddle one’s mind, tampering around with such things in that belong to the sentient mammalian brain like judgement, logic, consistency, and memory.
>Having suffered from overindulgence, however, the lack of self-control had led to unfavorable consequences, and the consequences seemed to have wound him up here…somehow.
>But...just how did Anonymous get here?
>“...Are you of sound mind yet?” asked a voice, regal yet soft-spoken.
>Somewhat stirred from his daze, he managed to give a half-nod.
>“Good. We have matters to discuss with ye, Anonymous.”
“Oh...Where am I?”
>Luna sighed.
“Your living room within the dream realm. I took the liberty of lighting your fireplace for you. Do you find it pleasant?”
“I...wait, dream realm? What happened? Did I fall unconscious or what? And are you real Luna? I’ve had a dream with you here. Not like that though. Point is: did I fall asleep or pass out?”
>Luna became silent, all but a mere sad sigh having but escaped from her.
>“...I fear you well not like the answer.”
“...Am I still drunk?”
>“Possibly,” she said with a cringe, “You drank a good deal’s worth. More than a pony ought to.”

Luna: Princess of suicide.

There was one story where Anon was going to hang himself and Luna stops him. She berates him about it saying things like what were you thinking, why would you do this. Anon cries and hugs her and says he won't go through with it.

But Luna sadly tells him that it's too late to go back because he's already hung himself. She's in his mind and he is unconscious and dying from being hung. She disappears and Anon dies.

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>>29895596
JEsus fuck, what the Christ?

>>29895596
Well great, now I need to know the name too.

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>>29895596
o u c h
u
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>>29895605
>>29895606
>>29895619
No one's going to cap this; most of the posters here who aren't extraordinarily new know the green in question

>>29895543
“ That a compliment?” he said with a languorous smile.
>“A thousand years ago, mayhaps,” she said, but then sighed once more. “Anonymous, we...I understand that you’ve been going through some hardships here, is that correct?”
“...I’m sorry, what?”
>“You heard me,” she said, “hardships, troubles, stresses...it’s no use to hide it; it is obvious to tell.”
>A ‘fsst’ sound of magic and the dragging of a chair next to Anonymous signaled the princess taking a seat.
“...Y-yeah, maybe a little...how’d you know, huh?”
>“It is the duty of I to search through the dreams of my subjects...seeing as you are but a standalone creature under my rule, however, I make sure to observe your state of mind but a fraction more for your own safety.”
>The princess of the night then frowned.
>“And after standing idle with what I have seen through your haunting dreams for over a month, I declare that it is time we address your desire to die, Anonymous…”

kys op

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>>29895493
Autists attract one another

MY LEGS ARE DANGLING OFF THE EDGE

holy fuck Luna, take a break

>ITT: Princess Luna prevents village of anons from commiting sudoku daily in various ways

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>>29895669
>"Hey Anon? Maybe you'd like to be the new Spike?"

>>29894629
applejack/10

>>29889265
I thought this wouldnt be a roll thread

>>29895729
Its not, its a luna helps anon thread.

>>29895634
you gonna continue?

>>29889265
kaiser

>>29895632
Fuck you, I found it on my own. Literally fucking searched Desu Archive with nothing but Luna Noose and Anonymous

>>29895842
Could you link it to me? I'm the one that remembered it and I kept trying to find it but never could.

>>29895750
That'd imply I have confidence in my writing.

>>29889265
Fuck

>>29895902
Well it looks like someone else does. Keep at it, you're doing a good job.

>>29895902
>>29895924
thats 2 faggot, lets hear more

>>29895902
>>29895924
>>29895969
Make it three.

>>29889265
Welp, I guess you either die happy or live long enough to see yourself become miserable.

>>29895696
So trash?

>>29896375
naa man, I thought it was ok
I liked applejack in it

>>29896406
Applejack is trash pony tho
Try watching the show

>>29889265
ROLL

>>29895634
“...What’ve you seen?” Anon asked, his voice significantly lower. “Humans don’t remember 75% of our dreams.”
>“We both know what dreams we’re speaking of, Anonymous,” says Luna, her eyes almost a glare.
>The human was now glaring daggers at the princess of the night, yet she remained unphased, stoic and proud.
“I’m not going to talk about this with you,” he said bitterly.
>“Anonymous, these thoughts are poison for your soul. We know you feel broken inside. We even read some of your...poetry…”
>Anon’s eyes widened, and, ignoring all disorientation, all tiredness, and all exhaustion, shot up from his seat as the green blanket slid off easily.
“You WHAT?”
>“You heard me,” said Luna, “I read your poetry. Shall I recite it?”
“How did you--?”
>“Your house is built on MY land, Anonymous. Twas my sister and I who had made sure your home was built; surely you figured we’d have keys if necessary, no? Not that a door lock could keep me out…”
“...Get out.”
>“This is /your/ dream, Anonymous. If you didn’t want this confrontation, you’d have wakened up by now.”
“Shut up.”
>At that, Luna frowned.
>“...I’m going to read your poem now, as clearly you’ve run out of rebukes.”
“You memorized it?”
>She flashed him a smile.
>“I’m immortal. My accurate memory is necessary to cope with millennia after milennia that I must endure.”

>>29896444
>With that, she cleared her throat after a little cough.
>“Can thee henceforth be at my heart's comfort?”
>“Or tis it but I whom must choose thine own?”
>“I wot that thou shall loathe the days I’m gone,”
>“Yet both shall we yearn for the days of next”
>“When with glee as I join the truest loves”
>“And sing with the bearers of harmony;”
>“But I doth weepeth the drops of despair”
>“That shall needn't be shed on thy faces.”
>“For six hearts are but not mine to caress;”
>“In thy hands thou art as foreign as magic.”
>“I seeketh thee to remain in thine sleep,”
>“Like love hath taught me within dreams.”
>“In not one’s lap doth lay four forks tonight,”
>She then paused, bringing her head closer to Anon.
>Her large, mystical eyes, twinkling like the stars in the night, bare down on him heavily as she utters the last of his written words from her own tongue.
>“But at least I am together alone…”

>>29896444
>>29896458
I-is this alright? This is different than what I usually do...

>>29896465
Ya did good, Anon. Ya did good.

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sorry if it sucks

>>29895263
>Equestria
>Land of friendship and kindness
Yeah right
>You sigh as you stare up at the starry midnight sky
>You know better than that now
>Life isn’t even close to being ok
>Magic really is op
>Your physical strength is lacking compared to earth ponies and even many pegasai
>Dexterous hands are nothing compared to unicorn magic
>All the ways you tried to rip off good old human inventions has been a bust
>Either magic already did it better, or ponies wouldn’t see the need
>That’s if you can even hold an audience with one at all these days
>Ponies casually ignore you at best
>Some will actively avoid you or find excuses to leave your presence
>Those are the nicer ones
>Most just throw things at you
>So it’s no wonder you can’t get a job
>You’ve been living in a cave out in the everfree for a while now
>Your camping days as a boy scout have served you well enough
>Only got sick of plants 5 times
>In 2 years’ time, you’d say that’s not bad
>All this time alone hasn’t been a good thing
>It has let you think
>Think far too much
>Trying to find a point to keep going
>You still haven’t found one
>There’s been the little things of course
>Side projects that never actually amounted to much
>Even once completed
>A rush of accomplishment, quickly dying out with nobody to share it with
>The log cabin-esque front entrance into your cave
>The chairs
>The table
>The bed/hammock
>The paintings of beautiful places you’ve seen
>The woven doormat saying “Welcome”
>Sure you’ve had to go dumpster diving for some of the supplies and tools
>In the dead of night
>When nopony was awake to throw rocks
>Last time you were there, you found a broken acoustic guitar
>It seemed like a waste, so your last project was patching it back together
>It took a lot of time, patience, and a little ingenuity
>But you now have a reasonably decent sounding guitar on your hands
>You think about playing it
>You remember how much the ponies love their music

>>29896507
>Too bad they’d chase you out as soon as you’d sit down to try and play
>...
>You remember when you first arrived
>You spent so much effort even getting here, never mind that it was a one way trip
>Celestia had been kind to let you stay in her kingdom
>Ponyville had been the obvious choice
>They seemed so nice at first
>But the novelty wore off
>Soon you were just a bother
>Then a nuisance
>Then nothing
>Must have up and forgotten you by now
>Haven’t seen a one in about 9 months
>And now here you are
>Leaning against an apple tree right next to the forest
>All dressed up, washed and shaved (Can’t go out looking like a slob after all)
>A guitar in your lap and a knife in your hands
>Tonight was the night, you’d finally decided
>No more pain, no more loneliness
>…
They really are beautiful here
>You mutter to yourself, your head still turned up
>Being out in the countryside in a world with almost no pollution made the sky look so filled with stars
>Nothing familiar, but still far nicer to look at than anything you’d seen back on earth
>You hold your gaze for a time
>After a while, you finally turn you head to the knife in your hand
>And the guitar
>You’re still not sure why you pulled it out here
>Who would even be there to listen?
>The sky?
>The wind?
>…
>You?
>…
Ha. Why not
>You mumble to yourself with a sad smile
>Might as well go out with one last song
>What to play…?
>You think for a moment
>Your smile grows bigger for a moment when the idea comes
>It’s so dumb
>But somehow it feels right to you
>People would call you a faggot, but what do you care now
>You take a moment to get the first notes
>Then you play
>…
>…

>>29896512
>A final glance at the vast expanse of stars is the last thing you grant yourself
>You take the knife and slash at your wrists, sure to cut deep
>Almost immediately you feel light headed
>Sounds dull around you, as does your sight as you gaze lazily at the stars
>The blood loss is getting to you fast
>With a yawn, you close your eyes and lay limp against the tree
>Wonder what the afterlife will be like?
>…
>Guess you’ll see
>…
>…
----A FEW MINUTES EARLIER----
>You are Applejack
>Something has been keeping you up
>Just one of those nights you suppose
>A walk around the orchard ought to do some good
>A clear night like this always does good
>You look up at Luna’s night sky
>Such a pretty sight
>You don’t think Princess Luna gets enough compliments on it
I oughtta write to her tomorrow…
>You absent mindedly declare
>Your thoughts are halted when a sound rang out from the edge of the orchard
>Curious, you walk towards it
>As you get closer, you start to see a shape next to one of the apple trees
>It subtly moves and the sound comes again
>This time as a hauntingly calm melody
What in tarnation..?
>The sounds stop
>But only for a moment
>Then the singing begins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>Something about it is hauntingly sad, but somehow beautiful
>You can only stand in awe as the pony keeps playing
>When they do stop, you head over to them
>As you get closer the figure moves and you see more of who it is
>It has long arms with hands at the end of them
>Too small a frame to be a minotaur
>…
>Hey isn’t that the critter that moved in a while ago?
>You haven’t seen him in a long while
>Wonder where he’s be-
>Oh god what’s he doing?!
>He has a knife, and...
>Oh no
Stop! Please stop!
>You shout as you run to close the distance
>But you’re too late

>>29889676
fuck..

>>29896518
>You see the shape of the blade running hard against the arm
>What must be blood dripping down
>You keep shouting, but it has no effect
>As you get closer and closer, you see his eyes start to close
Oh no ya don’t sugarcube!
>But the eyes still close
>You finally reach him where he sits still, leaning against the tree with pools of blood forming where his hands lay in the dirt
Stay with me partner, please
>You whisper as you try to think of what to do
>In an instant a plan arrives
>You rip two strips from the shirt and quickly tie them around the cuts
>Then you throw him over your back
>And turn to the orchard gates
>Not far past them would be the hospital
Thank Celestia they’re open at night
>You murmur to yourself as you run
>You hope you’re fast enough…
>…
----Later----
*Beep*
>What is that noise?
*Beep*
>You try to think back
*Beep*
>You were...
*Beep*
>Oh yeah
*Beep*
>You had slit your wrists at the base of a tree in the far corner of the orchard
*Beep*
>Why the beeping?
*Beep*
>Did…
*Beep*
>Did someone save you?
>…
>You drown out the beeping and try to focus on your senses
>You are laying down on something
>Likely a bed
>You try to move your legs
>Then your arms
>Then your fingers
>All systems respond
>Everything is sore
>You listen past the beeps
>There’s some ambient noise of birds from outside
>Faint sounds of footsteps can be heard a ways away from you
>Are you in a hospital?
>You take a deep breath
>…
>Yep
>That’s the smell of a hospital room alright
>You slowly open your eyes, wincing first at the light
>You are met with a plain grey ceiling
>You try to think of how you got here
>Did you wake back up on earth?
>Was it all a coma dream?
>…
>That might be nice…

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>>29895543
>>29895634
>>29896444
>>29896458
KEEP FUCKING GOING

>>29896416
Piss off, cuck.

>>29896528
>You feel a twitch at the side of the bed
>“ ’s gonna… …. right…”
>A voice mumbles incoherently
>With more effort than you’d like, you roll your head over
>To your great surprise, you see none other than Applejack
>Sleeping at the side of the hospital bed, looking a little worse for wear
>You can’t fathom what she’s doing here
>Did she…
>Drag you here?
>…
>Your thoughts falter as the orange pony stirs again
>This time opening her eyes
>They lock with yours
>…
>For a moment, silence reigns
>You just with a blank stare in your eyes
>Her with a hopefulness in hers
>Finally you break the silence with a raspy whisper
Why?
>With only a second’s pause, she replies
>“I heard yer song… It was so… sad”
>She pauses for a moment
>You wonder how much of it she had heard
>And why she bothered to listen
>“I guess… I never thought to see how you were doin…”
>She starts
>You look at the pony questioningly
>You had the rather distinct impression that nopony cared
But…
>You start to rasp
>“Oh! Here sugarcube”
>Applejack hooves over a glass of water from a bedside table
>You feebly reach up to take it
>As you do, you get a glance at your arms
>Both are covered in bandage wrap from tour elbow to your hand
>You guzzle the sweet fluids down, lessening the dryness
Thanks
>You almost whisper
>Applejack nods, then continues
>“I can’t help but feel so wrong for not even noticing. Looking back, you had been avoiding everypony before you… disappeared.”
>She softly stated
More like they avoided me…
>You mumbled
>She didn’t seem to hear it though
>She was staring right into your eyes
>She looked almost... ashamed
>“I’m so sorry”
>Sorry
>Hmm
>Your snort a little at that
>She couldn’t know what it was like
>Living the way you did
>You are about to make a retort when the door at the end of the room opens up and a white pony with a pink mane walks in
>“Oh! I see you’re awake. Applejack, could you leave us for a moment? I need to ask our patient some questions”

>>29896534
>Applejack looks at the nurse, then back to you
>She hesitates
>Then replies
>“Sure thing Nurse Redheart.”
>She gets on all fours as she slides off the bed
>She starts to go, but stops
>She looks like she wants to say something, but stops
>“I’ll be outside”
>She tells Redheart
>She throws a last glance at you
>“You should sing more.”
>She half whispers at you, then turning and walking out
>…
>The door closes
>“Well now Mr.… I’m going to have to ask you a few questions…”

>>29896458
>>“Can thee henceforth be at my heart's comfort?”
>>“Or tis it but I whom must choose thine own?”
>>“I wot that thou shall loathe the days I’m gone,”
>>“Yet both shall we yearn for the days of next”
>>“When with glee as I join the truest loves”
>>“And sing with the bearers of harmony;”
>>“But I doth weepeth the drops of despair”
>>“That shall needn't be shed on thy faces.”
>>“For six hearts are but not mine to caress;”
>>“In thy hands thou art as foreign as magic.”
>>“I seeketh thee to remain in thine sleep,”
>>“Like love hath taught me within dreams.”
>>“In not one’s lap doth lay four forks tonight,”
>>“But at least I am together alone…”
What did he mean by this?

>>29889265
Haven't even rolled yet...

>>29889265
I can only hope.

>>29896550
>It’s been a week and a half
>You had spent 3 days in a coma-like sleep
>You stayed in the hospital for a few more days
>Applejack visited you a few times
>She even brought your guitar
>It had some bloodstains on it where you held the neck
>After being let out, she insisted on walking you home
>She was surprised as you lead her into the everfree, but she didn’t say anything
>Until you made it to the door
>“Home sweet home”
>You bitterly remarked
>Applejack seemed stunned into silence
>She followed you in, eyes wandering over all your creations
>“You… built all this yourself?”
>You simply nodded in response
>You haven’t said much since waking up at the hospital
>But Applejack had kept near when she could
>You feel like it might mean something
>Maybe at least this pony would keep you company
>You see that the water jugs had filled while you were gone, so you make some tea
>Aj stayed silent for a time, marveling at your paintings
>“All this time… and I never knew….”
>She muttered to herself
>She finished her tea then got up
>“I have to go back to the farm”
>She stated softly
>You didn’t respond
>Though your shoulders slumped a bit
>“Can I come by tomorrow?”
>She asked, a spark of hope in her inquiry
>You smile at this
>Could you bring a pie? It’s been… a long time
>You reply
>A soft smile emerges on her face as well
>“Sure thing, sugarcube”
>She declares
>You show her out the door, guitar in hand
>Something changed
>You felt… optimistic again
>As she walks away, you grab a chair and sit outside with the guitar
>And you begin to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHVBzLGAIbU

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>>29896529

>>29896567
The fact that there is a pony version of this has made me evolve into a man again.

Congrats.

Time to kill myself

>>29896565
a trip
a feel trip

>>29896507
>>29896512
>>29896518
>>29896528
>>29896534
>>29896550
>>29896565
That was wonderful.
>>29896587
>implying Luna will let you
Come on Anon, haven't you read the thread?

>>29896587
god no luna stricks again

Let me die, luna.

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Rolling!

>>29896638
>Luna: if you dont let me help ill send in my sister
>luna& Celestea: evil giggles

>>29896458
yo im digging your shit. dont stop

Watch these dubs

Im gonna take luna with me if she saves me

>>29896656
your dubs suck
check em

>>29896665
FUCK MY ASS WITH A HORSE DILDO
one off ;"(

>>29889265
Rolling.

>>29889265
Rollerino

>>29896680
>>29896690
Shit, two RIPs in a row. I blame the jackasses trying to GET

Fuck my life

>>29892029
“Anon… what’re you doing?”
>”Killing myself the only way I know how.”
”Anon, that doesn’t explain the sword and armor.”
>”Ah, well that should be self-explanatory.”
“…”
>”…I have to spell this out, aren’t I?”
“I’m still trying to figure out what you intend to accomplish by killing yourself.”
>”Fighting, Twi. I’m going to die fighting.”
“You know how to fight?”
>”… No, but that’s not really a concern at this point now is it?”
“I… I just… Fine. Do it.”
>”Excuse me?”
“Do it, you coward.”
>Anon points the sword at you.
>”FUCK YOU I’M A COWARD! I’M DYING LIKE A MAN WITH SWORD IN HAND! BLAZE OF GLORY, BITCH!”
“Yeah, that’s why you’re intentionally going to do something you have no skill in, so you can die without it technically being by your own hand. Idiot."

>>29896565
really good anon

>>29896656
>6656
>>29896665
>6665
hahaha you two should kill yourselves. check these

>>29896565
>>29896534
>>29896528
>>29896518
>>29896512
>>29896507
......... Not at all a fan of apple pone but ..my god you can write, I seriously enjoyed that! thank you.

>>29896680
I die by ODing on pure arcane energy.

>>29892387
Not to mention the griffons might have stable diets for omnivores at least

>>29892387
still sounds better than here

>>29889265

Suicide? Nah, I'm using the power of my dubs to put as many in the grave as I can before I get killed.

Worst case scenario they will just capture and try to turn me with friendship

>>29896837
Luna is never going to rest.

>>29896712
>”Oh don’t you start with me! I may not know how to use a sword…”
“Uh-huh.”
>”…And I’m afraid of pain…”
“Go on.”
>”And I… get really… scared of offal…”
“Mm-hmm.”
>”And I… oh god… I fear the void.”
>Anon breaks down and starts crying.
>You let go of the breath you were holding and hold Anonymous.
>Tears are streaming down your face too.

Why is this thread so weirdly comfy?

ROLLAN FOR 0

If not I attempt ti take out whoever stops me in a murder/suicide combo. May as well go big if I'm commiting the ultimate sin already.

>>29896875
At least it was worst pony.

>>29896879
But, Starlight Glimmer isn't on the list.

>>29896863
The thread’s kinda themed Memento Mori with “We’ll be here for you, always.” It’s humanizing, ya know?

>>29896889
a man after my own heart

>>29896592
>>29896595
>>29896715
>>29896738
y-you guys really think so?

>>29896926
Yeah, I'd love if you did another one with another pone.

>>29889265
Nopony stop me.

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>>29896941
don't think I'll have the time for a while. If the thread is still up in a couple days, or tomorrow night if i'm lucky, I'll shoot for another one
exams and whatnot

glad people like my stuff.

>>29889265
Rolling staaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrttttttt

>all this luna
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/dlBvKzc8Odo

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>>29896430
>"I don't know about this Scootaloo."
>Applebloom looks over the structure, her practiced eyes dissecting the flaws, "It looks like it could fall over if you sneezed at it."
>"Come on, urban exploring would be cool as a cutie mark!"
>The unicorn shivered loudly behind the other two fillies, made worse by the heavy pack strapped to her back.
>"W-why did it have to be this creepy place though?"
>Scootaloo scoffs at Sweetie Belle, pointing a hoof at the top of the hill.
>"Just look at it! There's bound to be loads of secrets inside. Maybe even treasure!"
>The dilapidated cottage stood well outside of the town of Ponyville, well away from any potential pedestrians.
>Rumor was it once was the home of a strange being that had come out of nowhere one day in Ponyville.
>It had come into town many times yet nopony knew much about him and none ever tried to.
>It did odd jobs around town then returned to the abandoned cottage, alone.
>One day it had just stopped showing up, much to the relief of the townponies.
>Eventually everypony had ceased to speak or think of it, assuming it had just left the area.
>The Cutie Mark Crusaders had only heard about it during one of Granny Smith's ramblings.
>Scootaloo had got the bright idea to explore the house as another in a long list of attempts at finding their special talent.
>Said filly now marched confidently toward the entrance of the building but pauses once she reaches the portal that looms over the three of them.
>"Whoa, it's huge. It must have been a giant!"
>Her conclusion seems to excite her even more.
>"There must be treasure inside! Giants hoard treasure right?"
>Applebloom just shrugged at the question while Sweetie gulped as she stared up at it.
>Unperturbed, Scootaloo goes to remove the obstacle.

>>29897059
>She has to use her feeble wings to get enough lift to reach the doorknob but she succeeds.
>She lets out a triumphant yell when the door yields to her hooves and opens slightly in reply.
>After she lands she sticks her head inside to open it the rest of the way.
>She takes a couple of steps inside, followed by her less than enthusiastic compatriots.
>From the entrance way, the trio peered at the shapes that were illuminated by the light of the doorway.
>"Everything's so...big." Sweetie said in a whisper.
>Scootaloo squints her eyes.
>"Can barely see anything though. Turn on the flashlight, Sweetie Belle."
>"Okay."
>The flashlight lifts from her pack in a shimmer of green light.
>With a flick of her magic, it turns on to cut through the thick darkness.
>More details become clearer to the trio as the light is slowly moved over the surroundings.
>Though the room was spacious, it was sparse.
>Very little furniture filled the space and the walls were bare of any decorations or photos.
>Cobwebs lined the walls and a layer of dust covered almost ever inch of the room.
>No sounds could be heard except the noise of a house in serious disrepair, reaffirming Applebloom's earlier fears of collapse.
>So distracted by this she almost misses when Sweetie's light catches the edge of something dangling in the air.
>"Wait Sweetie, go back!"
>Complying, the beam moves back slightly, shining upon the object Applebloom had seen.
>Tied to one of the support beams was a single piece of rope that swayed slightly from the wind that sneaked through the gaps in the walls.
>The led into a long knot that ended in a big loop.
>Applebloom had worked with all kinds of ropes and knots on the farm but she couldn't figure out the function of this one.
>She took a few steps forward to get a better look at it.
>"What in blazes-"
>CRACK!