/mlp/ maud CYOA #1 A good night's sleep has refreshed you.

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Delete all non equestria girl related threads

>>29889050
Dumb Barbiefag.

1. Make Starlight Glimmer/Nyx posting a bannable offense
2. Put all EqG content on a single thread
3. Delete the cancerous generals
4. Bring back the original sticky

>>29889118
Cuck

>>29889203
t. Glimmerfag

>>29889204

>>29889050
>>29889118
>A lot of anons seem to hate this "glimmer spam".
>You turn to the catalogue only to find glimmies, glim glams, glammer glugs, and gleggos.
>oh wait!
>You found the starlight glimmer thread! Time to ban tbese spammers and delete the thread.
>Then again, one thread couldn't be spam could it?

>>29889282
DO IT FAGGOT.

>>29889282
do it.
this is the source of the shitposting deleting the source will remove it right.

>>29889282
>>29889383

>Wait a minute, this is the same pony you saw in all those other threads, only she's not touching her snout.
>If you delete this one the rest will die, just like the avengers!
>You set your all in one touch screen monitor a blaze with your work.
>Oh they've made another thread have they?
>Deletorooney!
>Looks like that takes care of that.
>Scratch that, theyve hidden in the smaller threads.
>Looks like it's time to pull out the range b& hammer.
>By the time you get to the fourth glimboop thread the system tells you youve already banned the OP.
>You blow the oretend smoke of your lady pleasers UH I MEAN index fingers. What's next on our to do list?

>>29889498
Heat up some hotpockets

>>29889203
Keep crying Poochiefag.

>>29889212
>>29889536
Cucks

>>29889498
Lift global rule 15 for the day

>>29889592
THIS.

>>29889587
Consider suicide, Glimmernigger.

>>29889521
>>29889498
>With a job well done you've earned yourself the greatest of quickly prepared snacks.
>The hot pocket
>The sly devil you are left one unwrapped to thaw in your microwave overnight.
>you fire up your oven and presto a nice warm peperoni hot pocket.
> As you bring it to your lips, you notice a small opening that lets let's you see to the other side.
>And the way the peperonies lay looks eerily like a...
>No
>You couldn't defile an innocent hot pocket could you?
>This must be the morning wood talking.

>>29889818

Violate the hot pocket

>>29889818
Don't do it, do we really want to eat something we fucked?

>>29889882

yes

>>29889903
Dude the thing just came out of an oven. That's some serious burns to love with.

>>29889818
No it would distract from our moderator duty.

>>29889831
>>29889882
>>29889952
>You're torn on weather or not you should add your sausage to this pepperoni
>Your erection only grows harder with every moment that passes
>Maybe just a little poke wont hurt.
> You lower the tempting treat to your turgid cock and prod the entrance.
>The warm slippery sensation sends a shiver up your spine.
>You have to get that nut!
>you impale the hot pocket on your dick only to split it in half.
>Its a confidence boost but now you have to wash your dick.
>and get another pot hocket

>>29890109
wash your dick with another hot pocket.

>>29890109
No time we need to moderate.

Go looking for pictures of milky way.

>>29890138
But muh job

>>29890134
>>29890138
>One cold dick sink bath later, your back at your >computer in a sour mood.
>If you can't get off this morning, no one will.
>Tiddy thread? Deleted.
>Marecock? Get fucked you closet faggots.
>/HHH/ Links? Well, actually... that isn't against the rules. And its kinda ho-
>OK THAT'S ENOUGH /HHH/
>Fat ponies? Oh hey, your halfchub is gone.
>you guess this one can stay.

>>29890423
now ban anyone who posts any pony thats not your waifu.

go mad with power as you realize no other mod will stop you when it comes to /mlp/

>>29890423
Ignore a clop dump in a thread that had potentiol before said dump while you deleted random on topic pornography.

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>>29890423
if dubs we become a fun mod and shitpost alongside anons

>>29890429
>>29890431
>>29890502
I just beat Off to some winnie the pooh porn Ill have more later.
night.

Page 9 bump

>>29890431
Hes kinda already doing that.

>>29891460
Page 9 Bump 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>29889030
Allow porn, anthro and roleplay
Ban Starlight Glimmer and glimmerfags
Ban EqG
Ban Gender Roles thread
Ban Reverse Trap/Tomboy thread
Ban Princess Applejack
Ban Flutterrape
Ban other shitty general greentext threads
Ban trap/crossdressing threads
Ban homo horse hangout threads
Ban gay shit