[>IT HURTS] #30 Pointless Rambling edition

>>29882327
>it hurts

Haaaah, I love the smell of a fresh thread in the morning.

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>>29871375
>>29878057
>The guy who, if I remember correctly, once fucked his under-aged girlfriend in a restroom and left her in a pool of bloody sex juices, should have a major problem with Anon leaving a sex shop with his under-aged girlfriend

>>29883693
He's been really conflicted about it at times and keeps telling himself he's only doing it because it's what Silver Spoon wants.
If Sweetie showed any reluctance or unhappiness for whatever reason, Soarin would assume the worst and slam Anon into the ground without giving him a chance to speak.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeR7K58oZnQ

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Adorabullies bullying virgins for being virgins when?

>>29883915
> it's what Silver Spoon wants.
He is not forcing himself on her. If anything it was Di forcing them as part of her fugging mind games. She didn't count on the two of them developing feelings for eachother.

IIRC, he did assume the worst when he saw Anon and Sweetie together at Flash's party. He only saw them dancing besides he had his hands full with Blossom at the time.

>>29885250
>tfw you will never rescue a hot cheerleader that does yoga from a hippy rape tree monster
Feels bad man.

>>29885170
Source?

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>>29885452
Probably this.

bump from 8

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>"Pet us!"

>>29887505
That is a beautiful heartfelt pic.

>>29888447
Yeah, but she's going to get a spanking of Rarity catches her messing with that dress.

>>29888910
Oh crap. You're probably right. However, my favorite green has Rarity trying out her creations on Sweetie. Using her as a living dress up doll so to speak so she probably won't mind as long as Sweetie is careful.

>>29887505
>>29888447
>Sweetie's biggest ambition is to have giant tits
That's an ambition I can wholeheartedly support

>>29863118
>No, you're going to the fourth floor.
>There's some other interesting shops there anyway.
>You always knew today would lead there; now you have a reason.
>A *valid* reason.
>One beyond yourself and your own desires.
>It's for her.
>Yes.
>For her.
>And Soarin.
>Your feet carry you down the aisle, past the counter and clerk arguing with someone about... about Sprite...?
>It's so ludicrous that it catches your attention, if only for an instant.
>No, he's not arguing with the clerk, but with the dog he has tucked under his arm, while the clerk looks on in disbelief.
>Probably drunk.
>You've seen Di do worse when she'd had too much.
>A hand grabs your shoulder and pulls you away.
>You shouldn't have stopped to watch.
>He caught up.
>Soarin steps protectively between you and the man.
>It would warm your heart if it didn't feel so... so...
>... it *does* warm your heart, even as it makes you feel like nothing more than a doll or pet.

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>>29891365
She can't be fixed, can she

>>29891365
>"You're right," Soarin quietly murmurs, squeezing your shoulder so tight it hurts. "Let's get out of here."
>He doesn't relax until he's steered you out through the door, keeping himself between you and the man every step of the way.
>Di is right on your heals - literally.
>Soarin might not have been holding on to her, but he herded her nonetheless.
>Protected her, even though they can't stop fighting.
>But he held *you*.
>Not her.
>"Sorry," Soarin murmurs softly, glancing back at the pet shop. "That guy was acting strange."
"I noticed."
>His eyes drift over to you.
>"Yeah... I -"
>He jerks his hand away suddenly, but his touch lingers.
>You can feel his fingers digging into your flesh.
>By tomorrow, your shoulder might be a mottled purple.
>Yours, not hers.
>It shouldn't make you happy, but it does.
>"I didn't hurt you, did I?"
"Not... not really."
>Soarin hesitantly smiles.
>"Good. Sorry. Well... I wonder what his problem is..."
>"Probably just drunk," Di answers with a shrug.
>"In the middle of the day?"
"Does it really matter?"
>"I guess not," Soarin sighs. "Well, where to now?"
"I don't -"
>You jump as the pet shop's door slams open and the man staggers out, the dog still tucked under his arm.
>"- and YOU!" he shouts, pointing directly at Soarin. "Yes, you. Get those bitches some emergency chocolate. Depressed bitches love emergency chocolate!"
>And then he turns and sprints away, followed moments later by the clerk shouting "Sir? Sir! Stop!" every step of the way. "I can't sell you that dog if I know you're going to feed it chocolate!"
>"It's not a dog! And she has a name, you cumguzzling shitlord!"
>"Crazy," Soarin and Di mumble in unison as the pair dash off.
>You're not sure if you agree, but who are you to judge?
>Besides, the dog seemed happy.
>That's really what's most important.
>"Well," Soarin sighs, turning back to face you and Di. "That happened. So how about it, Diamond? Want some chocolate?"

>>29891776
Spin off wit dog guy (from the perspective of the dog) when?

>>29891815
>wit
This is why I need a new keyboard

>>29891776
>all that she registers from that scene is 'atleast the dog seemed happy'
I want to hug and protect her

>>29891776
>"Yeah. That sounds good."
>He doesn't ask you.
>You know what he's implying by asking her, and because of that you can understand why he wouldn't ask you.
>It makes sense.
>Soarin doesn't think you're a bitch.
>It makes sense.
>You understand.
>Almost.
>You still wish he would ask, no matter what it implied.
>"I think there's a candy store right down there," Soarin mumbles, pointing off to the left. "If it's still there. Been a while, so..."
>He shrugs - and grabs your hand. Gently.
>"I'll get you some, too."
>He doesn't ask.
>That's even better.

>>29891815
A while back, an anon demanded a crossover with one of my other stories when Silver and the others reached the mall.
The two stories don't mesh at all, so... yeah. There's a dog instead of Berry Punch.
https://pastebin.com/amhMYf99
I think having sapient ponies enslaved and kept as pets would be a hell of a bomb to drop this late in the story, even if it did open up the opportunity for double Silver snuggles.

>>29892336
>double silver
dream sequence with pony silver when

>>29892336
>an anon demanded a crossover
>hell of a bomb to drop this late in the story,
Yeah, no. I love your stuff /tg/n but each story deserves the attention they'd get in their proper threads. Besides, what you've written here is just so good. I look forward to the next update.

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fuck you, page 8

>>29891776
The crazy ones always make the most sense.

>>29892336
>Potential Double Silver Snuggles
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!

>>29892336
Read that Berry Punch story. That thread's theme isn't that appealing to me but as a fan of your pony words I can't be surprised that I liked your story. I like how you portrayed Anon and the odd dynamic everyone developed. Very comfy.

>>29892336
>even if it did open up the opportunity for double Silver snuggles.

Fitting since the way she is now she would say >IT HURTS

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>>29893839
ANON, YOU REALLY GOTTA STOP, BRO

I want to play with the corpse of ponybones!

>IT HURTS

>>29895590
Not sure if I'd be scared or excited.

>>29896778
>silver walks in
>"Oh, thank god."
>bitchfilly enters
>"NO, GOD NO."

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>>29897031
>silver walks in
>"Oh, thank god."
>she pulls a knife
>"NO, GOD NO."
>so much blood

>>29897223
>Silver turns slowly towards you while saying...
>"Do you still hear the lambs screaming, Anon?"
-eeep

No updates today, because I'm helping out a ghetto store today and fuck bringing my tablet here just so someone can steal it.

Anyway, any anons with a better memory than me remember if I've brought up Di being a virgin in the story? If not, I'll have to start playing that up hard in the next few updates.

>>29897791
yeah, I don't blame you. I figured you worked retail given how well you describe the experience in your other story. I spent about seven years in retail hell myself.

No, it has only been implied that Di is still a virgin. IIRC and what I skimmed through just now; Di's ideas seem to be from fantasies and what she hears as her mom bangs some strange at home. The story also implies a few times that Di likes to fondle Sil or force Sil to fondle her.

>>29897791
It's been strongly implied

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>no update today
that's fine, it's not the end of the world

we'll be fine

>>29898763
>we'll fine fine

>that's true, right?
>writefag likes *us*
>he's just busy. we know that.
>he's not visiting some other thread.
>we're fine.
>he likes *us*
>we his Anons, right
>we're not crazy
>he likes *us*
>we're fine.
>yes, I'm sure we'll be fine.
bump from nine

>>29900393
Maybe we should let him fuck us in the ass?

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So, possibly amusing coincidence, but one of the managers at the ghetto store was a young, fair-haired, flat-chested girl with glasses and an over-the-shoulder braid.
Also, they had >pic related, which while not the toy I was hunting for and the sole reason I agreed to go to that shithole in hopes of finding, is pretty nifty.
Notice how Celestia is taller than Rarity, like Hasbro is giving a fuck about proper scale?
I think that bodes well for any future CMC/Silver/Diamond EQG toys, if they ever happen.

Anyway, thanks for the answers. I've got to work it in a little bit stronger for Silver's dumb jock boyfriend, but will make sure I don't overboard on the obvious.

>>29901695
good luck bump

>>29901519

>>29901695
>... possibly amusing coincidence...
Happy, amusing coincidences!

>...they had >pic related...
Oh! Do want!

>...dumb jock boyfriend...
Yeah, as written I don't think he's picked up on the clues yet. Then again he has been mostly concerned with Silver as of late.

I look forward to the update when it's ready.

>>29901695
>one of the managers at the ghetto store was a young, fair-haired, flat-chested girl with glasses and an over-the-shoulder braid.
You gonna work the /tg/n magic on her?

>>29903126

>>29892336
>Soarin firmly pulls you onward, his grip firm and unyielding.
>But not painful.
>He doesn't squeeze your hand, grinding the bones together.
>He doesn't jerk your arm suddenly, or pull you faster than you can follow at a comfortable, yet purposeful, pace.
>"I hope they're still there."
>You hope so too.
>Then again, if they're not...
>He might get angry.
>He might hurt you.
>He's always nicer after he's hurt you.
>He's a good person.

>You are Soarin and you should be more careful.
>You could have hurt her.
>Sure, your mind was on that weird guy and, yeah, you were only trying to protect her, but that's no excuse.
>You need to be more mindful of what you're doing.
>Grabbing her shoulder like that... seeing Blossom...
>You can't keep doing things like that.
>At least something good came of it, assuming the candy store is still open.
>You'd forgotten about it until that man started screaming about 'emergency chocolate'.
>That shouldn't have even been possible, but you can't even remember its name.
>Just how good it was.
>And expensive.
>That's probably why its name still eludes you; you'd only ever been in there once.

>>29904028
Nah, I'm never going back to that store.

>>29905048
But then how will you save your own personal Spoon?

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>>29905048
>He might hurt you
>He's always nicer after he's hurt you
>He's a good person

>>29882327
Why is Silver Spoon the OP image? I haven't read any of these but she's one of my favorites so you've suckered me into the thread.

>>29905458
Read twilight/tg/ame_night's story, she is in that one. The only story updating here.

>>29905048
>You hope this is the right way.
>It seems to take forever.
>Silver's footsteps echo loud in your ears.
>A quick look reassures you - and worries you in equal measure.
>She's not angry. She's not stomping her feet like a petulant child.
>She's just wearing heels.
>You hadn't noticed until now, though the extra few inches they give her should have been a dead giveaway.
>You haven't held her enough, or you would have noticed.
>You haven't held her at all, not in any way that counts.
>Well, you *are* in public...
>With a mental sigh, you try to remember some of the other shops in the mall.
>It's been a while, but you can think of a few which might be empty or offer some privacy, even on the weekend.
>The place tends to be emptier the higher up you go.
>Maybe some place on the third floor.
>Of course, there's always the fitting -
>"Is that it?"
>Shit.
>You would have walked right past it if Silver hadn't stopped you.
"Yeah, this's it, alright."
>It took you by surprise last time, too.
>The low glass display cases make the shop look more like a jewelry store than anything else.
>There's no bright colors, no giant gummy bears, no candy-by-the-pound display, just glass and wood and thin rows of widely spaced chocolates.
>It's really more Silver's type of place than yours.
>Too much class.

>>29906284
>Far too fancy, but the understated, stoic kind of fancy.
>Like the way she does her hair or the bracelet she wore that one time.
>You glance at the closest display as you lead Silver inside - little bonbons set against crinkles of golden paper - and wince at how apt that last comparisson is.
>This place practically *is* a jewelry store.
>The only difference is these candies aren't disasterously expensive, only painfully so. And they won't last half as long.
>Still, even with only the cash in your wallet, you could afford a handful. Could.
>It's not impossible, just more than you want to spend on something so small that's gone so fast.
>A plain candy bar at a quarter of the cost always seemed good enough for you.
>You'll... you'll let Silver cover it and save your money for something more meaningful.
>Maybe a nice surprise. That hat you had been thinking about. Or... or...
>"Oh, huh," Diamond groans from a few paces behind, leaning back to look at the sign hanging over the shop's entrance. "This place."
>You still owe her money.
>"Have you been here before?" Silver asks, looking around in what you hope is happiness. "When?"
>"No. One of mom's... someone brought me something from here once. A stupid little gift box."
>"How was it?"
>Diamond shrugs dismissively.
>"I don't really remember. Fine, I guess."

>>29906918
>crazy pet store guy
>dead ass mall
is this stephen king's mall

>>29906954
Zombie apocalypse incoming.

>>29907699
It's giving me a The Night Flyer/Langoliers vibe, man.

>>29907729
>mall is creepy
>only lolis and pedophiles allowed

bump from 10

>>29908461
....it is weird how often that happens here.

bump from 10

>>29908461
>>29909137
Does this make Rarity a pedophile?

>>29908467
>>29909724
This is going to happen alot more since the thread is literally just tg/n and whatever readers we've got left.

This mall could make for an interesting setting for other stories/one shots, though.

>>29909752
Yeah, I try to check in a few times during the day but things have picked up at work taking up much of my time.

I've been toying with a short story idea I could 'loli' up but it wouldn't be OP related so I'm not sure how well it would be received.

Falling asleep at the keyboard bump from nine.
>green Anon needs sleep badly.
zzzzz

>>29909734
Yes

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>"S-stupid fat Blossom's..we hates her! HATES HER!"
>"..She'll not take the Soarin from us."
>"My precious.."

>>29909734
She was in Jeff's story.

>>29905655
>it's about Soarin and not Anon
Fucking ruined it already. Why do people make non Anon characters the MC? I don't want to read about someone else fucking my waifu, I want to read about a blatant self insert fucking my waifu so that I can blatantly self insert. What is so hard to get about that? Isn't that why this board exists?

>>29911408
....Because newfag, the Anon tgn is basing Soarin on is from another writefags story, THAT Anon is getting Sweetiebell and the rest of the CMC.

>>29911567
I haven't read the whole thing yet, but regardless of that my point stands. If Spoony is your waifu why the hell would you read about her fucking someone else?

>>29911580
Spoon isn't my waifu though, my waifu is fucking Spitfire in this green

>>29911723
Wait, do you mean Spitfire or Moondancer?

>>29911737
Yes

I like that the MC is a fully fleshed out character. Why would I want to insert myself? I'd rather imagine I'm someone else and escape my life for a little while.

It's the obviously generic, made for self-insert Anon that breaks the suspension of disbelief in so many greens for me.

>>29906918
"It's better than that."
>Or at least you hope it is.
>From what you remember, it was the best chocolate you've ever had. It better be, for these prices.
>For example, the display case you're looking at now seems to have a misplaced decimal.
>Surely that should be *before* the 5.
>Maybe -
>Silver's hand jerks you back suddenly.
>"Careful," she murmurs, nodding towards the chubby woman you had almost walked straight into.
"Crap, sorry, I didn't -"
>As soon as you speak, she looks up from the box in her hands with a wide-eyed, startled expression.
>Apparently just as surprised as you.
>"Oh, dear, I'm sorry! I wasn't watching where I was going."
"I wasn't..."
>She's not listening.
>She's merrily trotting away.
>Well.
>The other customers certainly seem to be pretty happy.
>So happy that they aren't paying attention to where they're walking.
>Unfortunately, neither are you.
>Then again, fat people and candy... well, she's probably an expert on it, right?
>You make sure to step around the next person as you walk up to the main counter instead of trying to barrel straight through.
>After all, this isn't one of Rainbow Dash's no-such-thing-as-a-foul matches.

This mall, man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQPmW2RLhc

>>29912174
Aww, Sil watching out for her boyfriend. Hopefully, she's coming out of the funk she had been in and will be able to have a good conversation with Soarin and Di.

>>29912174
>You should be more careful.
>Maybe actually pay attention to where you're going and who's around you.
>Here you are, holding Silver's hand in public, and you weren't even thinking about anyone noticing.
>Shit.
>You hope you don't run into anyone who knows you.
>Or that you haven't already and never noticed.
>There's only one man left at the counter, so you push on forward, weaving through the other customers.
>Looks like he's about finished.
>The clerk is almost -
>Silver stops abruptly.
>"Oh, Soarin! Can I look at those over there?"
>Right.
>Shopping.
>Girls like to do that thing.
>*Actually* do it. Not just charge forward and buy the first thing that might work.
"Sure. Yeah, might as -"
>Something soft runs into you from behind, followed by an angry squeak.
>Something significantly softer lands a second later as Diamond slams her hand against your back.
>"What the hell did you do that for?" she snarls, hitting you again. "Seriously! What the fuck?"
>You turn on her, glaring over your shoulder.
>She glares back.
"You ran into me."
>"Yeah, well, you... you stopped suddenly for like no reason!"

>You are Silver Spoon and you're about to scream in frustration.
>Why can't they just... just...
>Di's face goes completely blank.
>"Why, if it isn't Diamond Tiara," a cultured voice murmurs at just the right volume to cut through everything.

>You are Soarin and your first question is why the man at the counter is standing in front of you right now.
>Clearly he finished his purchase and was drawn by Diamond's outburst.
>The second is how he knows her.
>He's wearing a nice suit. Probably rich. That's how he knows her.
>The third is if you should panic.
>Yes, yes you should.
>Fifth is how hard you should slug him before sprinting for your car and making a run for the border.
>The fourth one you've already forgotten.
>You're still trying to figure out the answer to the fifth when he smiles.
>"Is everything alright, Diamond?"
>"Yes."

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>>29913099

>>29913099
>He pauses a moment, clearly expecting something more.
>You should punch him now. Right now. While he's not expecting it.
>Grab Silver and run before he calls the police or draws any more attention to you.
>He doesn't give you the time.
>"Well," he smirks, "aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?"
>"No."
>He frowns slightly before nodding towards you.
>"So, is this the kind of man your mother prefers these days?"
>"I don't know."
"Wait, what?"
>What was merely a quick glance becomes a thorough examination, the man looking you up and down like... like...
>You should punch him now.
>Quickly.
>Before -
>He nods again, his head tilting to one side the way dudes do when they acknowledge someone is getting some, don't begrudge them in the least, and in fact have a new measure of respect for the other party.
>It's a subtle nod.
>You refrain from punching him for now.
>What he's thinking is fucking disgusting, but it's better than the truth.
>"Very well," the man sighs. "Enjoy your shopping, Diamond. I do hope you and your friends have a pleasant day, and that your mother sleeps off whatever... well... enough said."
>He dips his head again.
>"Good day."
>Silver politely mutters something. Diamond says nothing. And you...
>You should have been paying attention.
>If you had, Diamond wouldn't have run into you.
>Luckily, it doesn't look like the conversation attracted any interest from the other customers.
"So... uh... Diamond? Who was that guy?"
>"Just some guy."
"He... uh..."
>What's the polite way to ask if he fucked her mom?

>>29913204
>Because while it's obvious as fuck that she's sleeping around, that's not exactly an assumption you want to make or the kind of question you just up and ask a girl.
>Not unless you're Cloudy, that is.
>You're also pretty sure there's no way to ask that politely.
>Not unless you're Silver.
>"Was he the one who gave you the candy?" your girlfriend asks softly.
>You don't know if it's good or bad that she can read your mind.
>"Yeah," Di answers with a shrug. "I don't remember his name."
>He fucked her mom.
>Okay then.
>That was not something you really needed to know.

>>29913226
Shhhhit.....Soarin, get her the fuck outa there. Distract her at the arcade, go to a photo booth an make funny faces, DO SOMETHING!

>>29913509
We all know what that something is: http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Soarin!Diamond_Tiara!20170420

>>29913758
So...Silver gently pushing her down on Soarin till she gets all of him in? Sounds as good a distraction as any.

>>29913226
>>29913509
Agreed. Don't want Di turning to the bottle again.

>>29911961
kek

>>29914044
dubs are correct.

>>29911567
Which other story?

>>29911723
>>29912140
Because if you enjoy the thought of another male fornicating with the object of your affection, you are a cuckold.

>>29915741
That is one of my favorite Silver Spoon pics shared here so far.

>>29916079
>Which other story?
"The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Belle"

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>>29913758
>Soarin cums 7 times, floods Diamond's love canal
>http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Soarin!Silver_Spoon!20170421
>Soarin barely gets the head in, Silver cums once and she's done
Proof that Hatefuck is Bestfuck

>>29916079
>good man falls in love with my daughteru
>being cucked
I honestly hope you never have children.

>>29911408
Do you only read stories that feature your waifu?

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>>29916131
>looks mature for her age
>still wants to be carried

>>29916079
>another male
>implying Spitfire is male
DYEWTS?

>>29882327
>mediocre is kill
Why must this happen?

>>29917211
I'm speaking in general terms. One example of the cuckolder being female doesn't make that the majority.

>>29916530
>daughteru
It's not about daughterus, it's about waifus. That said, no. I absolutely would not want to read about or otherwise witness my daughter being fucked. I don't know what kind of fucked up shit you're into, but I don't jerk off to the thought of having a child and then watching them fuck when they're grown.

>>29916983
Not exclusively. But when I read greentext, the purpose is to self insert. You can't really do that with a named character being the protagonist.

>>29917387
Copy it into the preferred text program of your choice.
Find/replace Soarin with Anon.

You are literally the most autistic fuck to ever post in this general.

>>29917387
>the purpose is to self insert

Not for all us. Not every Anon is the same nor do what I would do or act.

>>29917399
Thank you. I was going to say; is it REALLY that hard to imagine yourself as Soarin? it's. just. a. name.

>>29916515
Wow. That pic has left me speechless. Thanks for the share Anon.

>>29917387
>Quotes specific examples
>Specific examples demonstrate the exact opposite of what he's trying to claim
>Gets called out on his bullshit
>Tries to claim he was talking in generalities
Your mother drank a lot when she was pregnant with you, didn't she anon?

>>29917484
To be fair to the autist, he was only referring to the Soarin story.

>>29914044
Yeah, Di clearly had a dislike for that guy and she tried to keep the interaction short. As if she was trying to make him go away. Hopefully it's just an extension of her usual hostility towards her mother.

>>29917399
Maybe I will
I'll go through every story on this god forsaken board and replace every single main character with Anon. Except quest threads. Those are cancer.

>>29916239
Fuck. I finished reading it. When is that bastard coming back? Did he die?

>>29918161
You're a very sad individual anon, and I say that with full recognition that I'm posting on the horsefucker board of a Mongolian weaving forum

>>29913226
>Silver's hand slips from yours.
>"Hey, let's go look at the candy," she says, grabbing onto her friend and guiding her towards one of the display cases. "Oh, doesn't that one look good?"
>It's a good thing your Silver is a mind reader, even if it's not particularly impressive in this case.
>Even you can tell how torn up Diamond is that her mom is a raging slut.

>The benches you and Silver found aren't exactly secluded, but they *are* in a little side passage out of the flow of traffic.
>A few potted plants offer a bit of privacy, but not enough to actually hide you or the girls from anyone walking by.
>It's good enough for now.
>You're just eating some chocolate, not doing anything improper. Well, *about* to eat some chocolate.
>Silver plants herself in the middle of one of the benches, her back to the main corridor.
>The box of chocolates sits on her lap, almost as elegently displayed on her purple skirt as the individual candies had been in the store.
>The lid comes free with the sigh of cardboard-on-cardboard, revealing the eight little chocolates she and Diamond had picked out.
>In contrast to the store's sleek and restrained look, each of the chocolates is decorated with the kind of frills you've never seen outside girl's underwear.
>You don't know *how* they managed to get the tiny strands of frosting so fine, just that you're pretty sure it's impossible.

>>29918407
I heard chocolate is supposed to life the spirits

Or something

>>29918407
>Doesn't matter that it's right there in front of you or that you've seen it before, you still don't believe it.
>"Here, Soarin," Silver all but whispers, patting the empty space on her left.
>Diamond frowns quickly, until Silver grabs her by the wrist and pulls her towards the space on her right.
>It's a tight fit with all three of you, but not unreasonably so. Not even uncomfortably, though Silver must be feeling squished with both you and Diamond squeezed up against her.
>She doesn't seem to mind.
>In fact, from her content purr, you'd say she seems pretty happy this way.
"So..."
>"This one's for you," Silver murmurs, plucking a piece of dark chocolate decorated with red lace from the box.
>You hadn't picked it out at the shop, she had.
>Apparently for you, though you'd told them not to bother.
>Chocolate is chocolate and a decent king sized slab has always been enough for you.
"Silver -"
>She holds it up for you to take.
>Not with your hand, but with your mouth.
>You glance over your shoulder, towards the people walking by.
>No one is watching.
" - thanks."
>It is the best chocolate you have ever eaten.

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>>29918741
w-wew

>>29918197
Anon, my one comfort in life is pretending to be in the greentext. Don't try to take it from me.

>>29918957
No one's taking anything away from you, you autistic faggot, we're simply pointing out that you've transcended to a level of having no life that is leaps and bounds beyond anyone else here.

Also if multiverse theory is correct then theoretically all of those anons exist, and are fucking your waifu this very second. in fact I'm fucking her right now,
she's a dirty little slut

>>29918741
Snuggles are in the immediate future. Followed by movie night. Best cat loli, BEST!

>>29916079
>another male
>what is self-inserting as Soarin?

>>29919015
>sneakily reading thread at work
>multiverse joke gives me a LOUD kek in an otherwise quite environment.
>get stares
>shit
'tis nothing. Just remembering a funny cat video. yeah, that's it.

>>29919166
I'm liking this idea.

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>>29920277
I am going to protect the everloving FUCK out of her

Hoping for snuggles bump from 8

>>29921018

>>29922924
Too bad Silver poke holes in all of them.

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>>29922946
It's mainly just to keep Anon's dick relatively clean.
Diamond's heavily into anal.

nine aint fine

>>29922999
These digits don't lie, and neither does Diamonds quivering ass.

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>no spoon gf to handfeed you expensive chocolate

10 is not for hurt

bump from 9

>>29927856
Dem hips bump

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bump

So I've gonna and read about half of each of the fics in the op before either getting bored or just finishing it and moving on to the next one.
That was a good 4 months ago, and wanna return to the one i finished to see if its progressed but at this point im not sure which one is which.
So since there dosen't seem to be anything eles going on around here can someone give me a basic plot synopsis of each...or at least the one that still seems to be active.

>>29929926
The only one that is active at this point is tg, the others haven't come by and updated their stories for some time, so its unlikely you missed much. As for tg's story, we finally got to the /mall/.

>>29929963
Yup that was the one.
God i love all the characters in this so fucking much. This is definitely the best one out of the 4.

>>29930554
Doesn't hurt that he actually posts here still. I wonder what the old writefags went off too.

>>29932114
She looks like a rectangle.

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go wey 8

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>>29932737
>Expecting 10-year-olds to be curvy

>>29932114
There's no way Tiara would look like this and not be the bullee.

He was pulling my bottom

>>29933962
b

8's not great

>>29930554
>>29931334
While I do really, really enjoy /tg/n's SSL I hope mediocre and bones come back and finish their stories.

>>29935444
Trips speak the truth.

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>pg 10

>>29937053
hnnng. I so want to snuggle-in and be her big spoon.

Backing away from 8.

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>>29933159
Not my fetish...

>>29935059

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>>29939015
>"These things...they're so bothersome." She says holding her sizable bust
>"But it can't be helped..and y-you like them, don't you?"

>>29939015
...Is she a snuggle kung fu master?
>>29939053
Nevermind, question answered.

>>29939015
Put head in-between boobs, proceed to bump from 9

>>29940054
o-one more time before bed

>>29939015
She has an unfortunately man like face here

>>29930554
I wouldn't say that. I love the dude, but I still prefer The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Belle.

Honestly, having the MC not be Anon (even though he had a good reason since he was setting it in a universe that already had an non) kinda lessens how much I enjoy it. I still read it, but I'd prefer if the main character was an Anon instead of Chad Thundercock aka Soarin.

>>29919545
I don't relate to Chads as much as I relate to a generic Anon.

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>>29940452
>>29940455
>implying the MC would stop being a "Chad Thundercock" just because his name is changed from Soarin to Anon

>>29940490
Soarin is an established character in the show and is the quintessential successful jock/Chad stereotype. Anon is a character of questionable charm/abilities/personality. There's a fairly significant difference depending on which you start with.

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>>29940452
>>29940455
>>29940495
>Its an "I was a nu-male, and got bullied in high school" post
Really makes ya think don't it

>>29940495
>Soarin is an established character in the show and is the quintessential successful jock/Chad stereotype.

So can Anon, because he has no set personality. It's not questionable at all, it's completely blank. He can be a beta ass bitch or an Adonis and it would never be out of character. For this story to work he would have to be a Chad, which would change nothing but the name.

>>29940452
>>29940455
>>29940495
Real talk: Given that this story is a spin off of another story, that already features a anon as the main character, and is taking place at the same time, how does your autistic ass reconcile this problem?

>>29918741
>Better than last time, though you hadn't thought that possible.
>Whether that's because of the company you're keeping, the hand it came from, or that Silver knows your tastes better than you do is anyone's guess.
>Probably all three.
>You let it melt slowly on your tongue, savoring each new flavor that every layer brings. With it melts away the tension twisting up your whole body.
>Chocolate can do that, and really good chocolate can do it really well..
>"And...?" Silver murmurs, an expectant half-smile on her face.
"It's wonderful."
>"I guess you needed some emergency chocolate too."
"Yeah."
>You glance at the box - there's five pieces left.
>Di is noisily munching away on her first - or second, judging by how quickly the current piece is lasting.
>Something with nuts, to make that kind of noise.
"You haven't had any yet, Silver?"
>"Not yet."
>Oh. You *are* an idiot.
>You reach for a piece - and check.
>She shakes her head.
>You move your hand to the next one - and she nods.

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>>29940977
>ywn feed silver spoon
well thanks, tg/n, I was looking forward to going to work and wanting to kill myself all day

>>29940977
>A little ball of green and white with little red flower all over, set in petals of white chocolate.
>It doesn't look like her at all.
>Then again, you don't know what would.
>Well, this is how you learn, isn't it?
>Silver likes delicate little candies that look like works of art. And white chocolate.
>Though each piece is different and unique, one is dark chocolate, one is milk chocolate, and three... you'd bet those three are hers.
>You carefully pull the first one free, trying not to break off any of the fragile filigre or petals with your crude hands, and hold it up for Silver.
>She doesn't lunge forward and tear it from your fingers, but waits patiently, mouth open, tongue extended, until you set the tiny white flower in its place.
>Silver pulls it inside her mouth and - a moment later - purrs happily.
"Good?"
>"Mhm!"

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>>29941559

>>29941559
>>Silver pulls it inside her mouth and - a moment later - purrs happily.
>"Good?"
>>"Mhm!"
https://derpibooru.org/728110

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>>29940495
anonymous can literally be anyone, he has no definitive nature.

I seen fics where hes a chad, a sperg, a nerd, a faggot, a creep, a criminal, a nigger, a king, a knight, a loner, a socialite, a rapist, a lover, or just plain boring.

>>29941559
Hnnng.

>>29941559
>You reach for the next piece, but she shakes her head.
"Oh... uh..."
>Her fingers come up to her lips, demurly covering her mouth.
"Oh, right."
>You forgot for a minute there: your current girlfriend has manners.
>It's a pleasant change.
"Just going to take your time and enjoy it?
>Silver nods.
>You lean forward slightly, just enough to see past her.
"So, Diamond? What do you think?"
>"It's fine," she grumbles. "I *guess*."
>And yet she snatches the remaining milk chocolate from the box and pops it in her mouth.
"Sure seems like you're enjoying it."
>She shrugs.
>"Like I said, it's fine."
"I know you're a raging bitch who can never be satisfied, but even you have to admit this stuff is good."
>Diamond shrugs again.

>>29942743
Give her head pats.

bump from 9

>>29943239
Give Diamond headpats? Are you crazy?

>>29943999
We would nuzzle Silver while were at it, best cat girl gets nuzzles. Diamond needs something, also checked.

>>29944038
>Diamond needs something
A good solid dicking

>>29942743
Thanks for the delicious morsels of updates /tg/n! As always, I look forward to reading more.

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>>29944038
That's not a bad idea.

>>29944324
Well yeah that too, but so does Silver. We need to set the mood first at the lingerie shop.
>>29945031
Yup.

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>>29943999
>hfw you pat her head

>>29945693
>when a pat turns into a slap

>>29946055
>Implying Silver would allow that
shame on you.

>>29946081
She would probably take it for you.

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>>29946308
s-stopit

can't >HURT on 8

>>29946081
Uok

>>29945031
...just kiss!

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>>29933159
as ponies they're much better, this is why I cant stand humanized, barely well done anthro, but equine form remains my fav

>>29942743
****

>You are Silver Spoon and you want to scream.
>The only reason you don't is the calming sweetness of the milk chocolate melting on your tongue.
>That, and the completely casual way Soarin said it - and the apathetic manner with which Diamond shrugged it off.
>He just chuckles at her dismissive attitude and points at the remaining dark chocolate.
>"Is that one mine, too?"
>You nod quickly.
>"Then you can have it, Diamond," Soarin tells her.
>But - but -
> - you picked it for *him*!
>You -
>He must see the panic overtaking you, because Soarin's massive hand engulfs both of yours and squeezes comfortingly.
>"It's not that I *don't* want it," he murmurs, "but Silver can go back later and get me a whole box to have to myself without you around making sad puppydog eyes."
>He picks up the piece of chocolate with his other hand.
>"So, yeah, you can have it if you want it. Unless Silver wants it. In that case, you can go fuck yourself."

>>29947710
>Di... Di *laughs*.
>Oh.
>*Oh*.
>They *are* getting along.
>"Let's see," Di hums, theatrically tapping her chin with one finger. "Masturbate or have some bitter-ass, shitty chocolate?"
>Their sniping is no different than Soarin trading punches with Cloudy or Spitfire.
>He gets along with *everyone*.
>One way or another.
>"Yeah, I think I'm going to go with masturbation on this one."

>You are Soarin and you don't think Di was *that* funny.
>A little, yeah, but Silver can't stop laughing, so hard that little tears trickle from the corners of her eyes.
>Well.
>Maybe there's some context you're missing.
>"I'm... I'm not sure I'd make the same choice," she croaks between hiccups and giggles.
"Oh?"
>Another burst of uncontrollable laughter interrupts whatever Silver was about to say.

>>29947994
Give bitchfilly some change for the kiddie rides outside, lovebirds need a moment

>>29947994
>It takes another moment before she manages to compose herself, and even then...
>"This chocolate..." she whispers, a mischievous smile spreading across her face.
>You don't know if you've ever seen her like this and you're not entirely sure how to feel about it.
>Suddenly, she sticks her tongue out at Diamond.
>"... it's better than sex."
>She didn't say that.
>There's no way she said that.
>Silver's too polite to ever say something like that.
>She couldn't -
>"Well, you'd know better than me," Diamond sighs, rolling her eyes.
>"Yeah, I would."
>Nope, nope, you couldn't have heard her right.
>Your little Silver is pure and innocent, if a bit... unbalanced.
>"So trust me when I say that," Silver giggles. "Or... you know... find some guy to take your first time."
>NOPE.
>SHE'S NOT SAYING THAT.
>YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED.
>WEIRD HOW YOU CAN HEAR DIAMOND'S SIGH PERFECTLY.
>MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SILVER'S VOICE STILL KIND OF HAS THAT SQUEAKY HIGH-PITCH TO IT AT TIMES.
>YEAH. THAT'S IT.
>"Fine," Diamond grumbles, "I guess the chocolates *are* better than I remember. But, like, just barely."

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>>29948050
s-spoon pls

>>29947994
Oh, my. Funny indeed.

>>29948050
>kek, Soarin feeling awkward.
Man, stop. You left awkward town a long time ago. Revel in the camaraderie you can enjoy with Sil and; apparently, now Di.
Yay! Seems they are all starting to get along.

Today is a good day to pop the bitch filly:
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Soarin!Diamond_Tiara+Hymen!20170425

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>>29948385
Things only seem nice right now, tg/n will do something to make it HURT sooner than later

>>29948431
So I've been told. But I can hope.

>>29948050
>She lets her frown linger a moment before sighing.
>The expression flies away with her breath.
"Sooooo..."
>"Yeah, you're right, Sil. It is better than sex."
>And now you're mishearing her, too!
>While you can believe that bitch saying stuff like that, you're still pretty sure Silver didn't say those things.
>Because 1) that's just not like her and 2) sex with you is pretty awesome, or so you've heard.
>You certainly haven't had any complaints.
>Well, there was that one time, but it's not like *you* asked Cloudy if you could stick it in her butt.
>That was all her idea.
>"I know I'm right," Silver giggles, sticking out her tongue at Diamond one last time before looking back to you and smiling innocently. "More, please."
>Yeah, your little Silver could never have said anything like that.
>You hold up the dark chocolate, but she shakes her head.
>Okay, then!
>You pop it into your mouth and reach for one of Silver's pieces of white chocolate.

>>29948695
I want to handfeed and pet spoon

>>29948710
I want to handbreed and pet spoon

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>>29948780
UHHHHH

UMMMM

>>29948780
Did you hit your head on something?

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>>29948780
Do not fist the spoon.

>>29948939
This, Spoon and Diamond are for snuggles and deep fast dickings. Fisting is a no go. Their too tiny anyways.

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Pastebin updated. Sitting at 145603 words and we've barely even /mall/ed/.

>>29949836
Damn, that's a lot of buildup. Cant wait to see the finish, because the wait is worth it.

>>29948793
>>29948931
>>29948939
>>29949745
>He doesn't want to sockpuppet the spoon
faggot

>>29949836
Dayum, that's a bunch of words. Thanks for keeping at it. Loving the story so far.

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>>29949836

>>29950200
>Doesn't want to lovingly pin her to the bed on your cock.
>calls others a faggot
>Pleb be gone.

bump from 9

>>29951846
Sir, page 7 is no place for your underage gf and her bitch friend

>>29952273
bump from 8.
hope I'm not late.
don't want this thread
to meet a dead fate.

>>29952829
>Soarin' in wonderland
>Spoon is the white loli

bump from 9

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>"P-pet ME, asshole!"

>>29953780
Okay.

>>29953780
Alright but you gotta work on that 'puppy dog eyes' face.

fuck off page 10, my chocolate

>>29948695
>Silver eagerly opens her mouth for the treat.
>You feel bad for thinking it, but at this very moment she reminds you of a puppy.
>The next thought is even worse, but ethics alone can't stop you from wondering how she would look in a collar.
>She would probably do it, too.
>Silver would do anything for you and wouldn't understand until too late why she shouldn't have agreed, if she ever did.
>That's why you can't.
>Maybe later, if -
>Silver whines softly, just like a puppy begging for a treat.
>You can't say no to that face.
>Not that you ever had any intention of that in the first place.
>You've waited too long, though, and the candy has started to melt in your hand, ruining the fragile, decorative scrollwork covering it.
"Sorry."
>You hold it out to her between your thumb and index finger.
"I -"
>She doesn't just take the chocolate, but the fingers, too.
>Her tiny tongue strips them bare of every trace of the candy.
>You laugh nervously - and - because - well, that tickles.
"Really... uh... really like that chocolate, huh?"
>Silver smiles and sits back, your fingers coming free from her lips with a pop.
>She shrugs, that kind of casual shrug that says she won't admit it, but she knows *you* know what she was doing.
>Only a total idiot wouldn't.

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>>29955129

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>>29955129
f-fug

>>29955129
>sigh
Bravo /tg/n. Excellently crafted sexy cuteness. Mmm, Mmm, MMMmm!

>>29955374
appropriate pic indeed.

8's not great

>>29955129
God damn, that Silver is coming out into her lewdness VERY well. If this doesn't end in her panties being soaked in cum from a creampie, and stealthing it away from changing rooms, I will go on strike.

Bump from 9

>>29955129
It would be very difficult for me to resist the urge to lean over and steal a kiss from Silver on the pretense that there was some chocolate left on her lips.

bump from 8

>>29957944
This shall be included.

>>29958020
aww, thanks. I'll be sure to have my diabetic supplies handy for the inevitable cuteness overload.

bump from 9

>>29958020
awaiting my heart attack bump

I'm sure the chocolate was sublime
let's back away from page nine.

>>29882327
Hey just got here from the main page.
Yeah it really does hurt.

>>29957944
>steal

You can't steal what belongs to you.

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>>29959233
>>29959944
>>29960000
I just want to love and hold her, but the numbers say the HURT has to be

Good to see the last task was completed and am very happy with the result. Excellent choice of dresses and I'm sure they all looked stunning. I'm happy and relieved to see the evening concluded with little drama and plenty of cuteness all around.

Thanks.

>>29960282
Wut

Must greens be based in the OP prompt or can anything thread related be submitted?

Bump from 9

>>29960875
New green is always welcome, so long as it's good green

fuck off, page 8

>>29955129
>A sharp sigh draws your eyes beyond your girlfriend.
>"Could you two be any more disgusting?" Diamond mumbles, crossing her arms over her chest. "I'm right here, you know."
>Okay, even a total idiot might understand.
>That shouldn't be a surprise. After all, you got it.
>"Don't listen to her," Silver whispers, "she's just grumpy because she's never had a boyfriend."
>"Am not. You two are just being fucking disgusting."
>Her face is flushed, her posture tense and rigid.
>Too bad you're all out of emergency chocolate.
>Well.
>It's not like that's the only thing that cheers up grumpy puppies.
>Silver is between you and her, but this bench isn't that long.
>You lean over - and Silver doesn't.
>She pushes back with a self-satisfied smirk, nuzzling up against you as you reach for Diamond.
>You don't mind, nor does it actually stop you from patting that bitch on the head.
>Bitches love headpats.
>Usually.
>Sometimes.
>Okay, usually it's a bad idea, but this turns out better than you *should have* expected.
>Diamond glares grumpily at you instead of trying to bite your hand off.

>>29962070
>headpat
careful, man, that's how it starts

and before you know it, BAM, TWO underage gf's

>>29962095
I fail to see how that's a problem

9 ain't fine

>>29962095
>>29962260
I seem to remember it being mentioned that Di is a year or two older than Silver. Silver had been willing to 'share' Soarin with Di until her birthday which is supposed to be in a couple of weeks IIRC.

>>29962070
Hand holding is mandatory.

>>29964187
I thought submission was mandatory?

>>29964347
Wrong thread, but that is a good pun. No, Silver is the one that declares her submission. Diamond is just a bonus.

>>29964691
Then what about employment? Does Silver have to get a job?

>>29965423
What? No, for one thing she is a rich kid, Soarin will get a job...if he doesn't get the pro football thing going.

>>29965457
yeah, she mentioned a few updates ago that while she wants to maintain her lifestyle she really is looking for love. She's not 'slumming it' as Soarin asked back in those posts.

bump from 9

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>>29965608

>>29965608
Yeah, that's what I imagine Silver looking like before she puts a collar on her, then passing her off to Soarin.

>>29967285
unf

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>>29967285
>Just taking my loli's for their walkies

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>>29968239
>>29967285

>>29962070
>So you ruffle her hair a bit.
>Because poking the angry dog is smart and so are you.
"We can stop on the way out and get you some more chocolate."
>"Or a boy," Silver adds, squirming with laughter and rubbing her cheek up against yours.
>That totally isn't why you're still ruffling Diamond's hair.
>Nope, certainly not.
>Not even though you know that she's going to give in to her bitch tendencies and bite you any second now.
>It'll only be a few stitches at worst.
>"Fine," Diamond growls. "I'll take the chocolate. *Just* the chocolate. But you better not forget!"
>"Don't worry," Silver murmurs. "I won't."
>She twists away to peer up at you though her lashes.
>Just a fraction of an inch, that's all the room she has, caught between you and her friend.
>Your faces are so close together that you can't see her biting her lower lip - but you know she is.
>Oh... you are going to the special hell.
>You kiss her.
>Damn whoever might be watching, you kiss your girlfriend.
>And taste the faint, lingering flavor of chocolate on her lips.
>Odd how that one thing seems so much more important than the other.
>One could get you in trouble, the other is something you should know.
>It's... milk chocolate?
>But -

>You are Silver Spoon and you want to laugh at Soarin's confusion.
>Not as much as you want him to keep kissing you, though.
>Everything is... maybe, for the first time in your life, *ever*... everything is going *right*.

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>>29968638
>squirming with laughter and rubbing her cheek up against yours
>everything is going right and nothing HURTS
>EVERYTHING IS GOING RIGHT AND NOTHING HURTS
W-WHAT'RE YOU PLANNING TG/N

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>>29968652
no escape

>>29968638
awwww. Thanks /tg/n. Please be gentle with us.

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>>29968382

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>>29970261
I was gonna post that next time we needed a bump.

I think the proper order is
>>29965608
>>29970261
>>29968382

>>29970789
Yessss>>29970261
breed them both, leave them a soggy mess.

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>>29970789
>The Spoon family has had a secret side business for the past 10 generations
>Professional sub trainers
>>29965608 is the "Meat and Greet", where the training Dom test the incoming sub's limits, both psychological and sexual
>>29970261 is the intensive 8 week training course where the sub is mentally broken down and rebuilt into a completely obedient sex slave
>>29968382 shows progress after just a single week of training; The sub has already learned to collar and leash herself without being prompted

>>29971167
Yeah, tone it down dude. Silver is for heavy snuggles, and she was just doing the collar thing as a joke. Diamond may have Soarin take it a bit farther with her that way, but Silver will still be the same(?) playful sweetheart she has been, just a bit more mellowed out after a deep dicking. The three of them cuddle pile after a few rounds.

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>>29971245
https://youtu.be/OG2IE4L0Rcs

>>29971544
There is when your taste is shit mister dubs.

>Silver, Soarin and Di cuddle pile
I like this idea.

bump from 8

Are we there yet?

>>29973503
Uh, yeah. We are at the mall, been there for a little bit now.

>>29973032
they're kinda in one right now

>>29974287

>>29977751
Would give belly rubs while on the bed reading/10

>>29974287
Yeah, I guess so. Sharing a bench at the mall is a start at least.
bump 8

>>29979674
Huh...I can see it. Who is the person in the middle supposed to be, Yang?

>>29980593
according to the tags on derpi, yes

>>29981377
checked

hit the road, pg 7

>>29968652
Believe it or not, he's capable of writing things that don't hurt.

going to sleep bump 7

>>29983366
Morning bump.

bump from 9

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bemp from 9

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>>29986596
That Silver Spoon reminds me of best anime daughteru.

>>29986596
That is adorable!

bump from 8

>>29988478
That is really cool!

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>>29982188
we'll see

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>>29988478

>>29990905
Continue

>>29991010
That's all that I know of. Looks like it was based on an anime figure, but could possible have been sculpted from scratch.