I wonder what would have happened if he stole a kiss when she

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>>29881677
Yes. Rainbow Dyke would never want any stallion cooties to tarnish her perfect lips.

>>29881677
A brutal, bloody, beat-down, of course.

>>29881836
sounds out of character

>>29881846
Feminism.

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>>29881753

>>29882479
hot

>>29882479
All she needs is a little whore paint.

>>29881677
She would have been pissed and confused and the whole situation would have been really awkward just as in rl

>>29881677
>implying it's not basically a kiss already
When two snootles bunch, they've done more than have lunch

>>29882935
It was just a prank, bro.

>>29881677
Immediate dismemberment.

>>29883994
Just a prank.

>>29881677
He´d probably get fired

>>29885445
What if the boss puts him up to it secretly masturbates to it in his office watching the cameras?

>>29881677
Oh course, he's an ugly nerd like all Dashfags.

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>>29885445
>>29885455
>>29885461

Hi this is Single Hearts from Prank Invasion and I'm going to trick this Rainbow Maned pegasus for a quick kiss.

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>>29881677
You think that's kissing range? Please.

>>29881677
I can almost garauntee that guy already had a marefriend
>Respectable job
>Not phased by 6 cute mares, let alone the fucking Elements of Whore Money
>Focused on what he's doing, and not losing his cool over any stupid little thing that's uncertain to him, and letting fear run his life.
He's got pussy to slay back home. If not, the next one's coming up in line and he's not worried.

>>29881677
Duh. He's an ugly little dork, not a Shining Armor. It'd be sexual assault, and against a Wonder Bolt and an Element no less. Kid's life is over. I suppose there is a small chance that Dash might find it cute/funny that some nerd kid for whom she is way out of his league would try a thing like that, but I don't think she is that kinda girl. The best bet for our nerd friend here would be Rarity talking the rest of the girls out of doing anything too horibly rash in retaliation. Then he might just get away with losing his job, or maybe just with a talking to if Rarara is feeling really generous.

>>29885801
I wonder what she looks like.

There is no love for the ugly. No love.

>>29887665
>he goes home to post on /r9hay/
>"these total stacy cunts came into work today; just end me, fellow coltbots."

>>29887710
How often does he cry himself to sleep?

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>>29888229
>laments how his board is turning into a zoo for normalpones to poke fun at coltbots
>can't stand his boards catalog full of /striped/, /bugged/, and 'why don't you just rut another colt, it's totally not gay' threads
quite often.

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>>29881677
>>29882479

>everyone ships Rainbow Dash with an athletic chad
>the writers keep teasing ships between her and autistic nerds and/or NEETs

>>29888273
Judging from the threads here, it's the autistic nerds and NEETS that most go for her. Of course, there aren't any athletic chads on this board, so the sample may be a bit skewed.

>>29888273
>>29888365
So the show's pandering to them?

>>29888365

but then why do they ship her with Soarin?

>>29888365
>there aren't any athletic chads on this board
Savage.

>>29881677
I wonder what would have happened IF YOU SUCKED MY DICK, OP?

>>29891123
Pull your dad off of yours and find out.

>>29881677
Probably a whole fucking lot. And not in the "m-my first kiss, you baka! It was good t-tho...!" meaning, more like "KEEP YOUR FILTHY GREASY LIPS TO YOURSELF, FUCKER"

>>29891274
But you have to admit. She won't be shoving her face into other ponies faces anytime soon.

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>>29885602
Chubby

>>29891363
unf

>>29881677
Confused first. The impressed by his bravery to just kiss her like that. But still really mad at him for doing that. Then she leaves. The end.


Loodhorse version:
She sees it as a challenge and starts kissing him vigorously until he gives up.

>>29891363
Soft comfy pony cheek. Perfect to kiss after a long day at work.

She's pressing her face against his. She's asking for it. If she doesn't want to get kissed then she shouldn't do that.

>>29891778
Or rub your dick on.

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>>29892056

You do realize how many times characters have pressed noses together, right? There were three instances in the first two episodes alone.

By that logic, everyone is secretly attempting to sneak a kiss constantly.

>>29892458
They have trouble with personal space and this helps them learn personal space.

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>>29891102
No, he's right.

>>29881677
why do they portray all males as beta ugly nerds in this show

>>29892678
>an open pool
what stopped someone from outside the board voting in the pool just for laughs?

>>29892679
Audience representation.

>>29892685
Jesus, ignore my grammatical and spelling errors please

>>29892458
Spike wtf

>>29892708
Ok, but I'm not Jesus.

kissu

What if it was one of the other girls. How would they react?

>>29894372
They would all get mad.

>>29894577
So he has the power to transfer his rage to other ponies through kissing?