SEASON 7 STARTS TOMORROW!
Legends of Magic #1 is still storytimed here!
>>29847781
Spring is in the air and ponies are enjoying the season. At least, some of them must be. There might be some holdouts missing winter and others waiting on summer already. But they'll have their times again, right now the ones that thrive in the moment are doing just that. And on a weekend, no less- plans must be flying fast now!
>>29860584
Previous thread.
>filly
>sunny
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up -Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.
703: A Flurry of Emotions -After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!
704: Rock Solid Friendship -When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.
705: Fluttershy Leans In -Fluttershy is determined to make her career dreams come true with the help of some very special ponies. But when her true vision is not being executed properly, she must find a way to stand up and fight for her ideas.
706: Forever Filly -When Rarity surprises Sweetie Belle with a special day together filled with all of her favorite activities, she quickly learns that her little sister is no longer the little foal she used to be.
707: Parental Glideance -When Rainbow Dash's parents discover she's a Wonderbolt, they show up at every event to cheer her on. However, their unabashed enthusiasm proves to be rather embarrassing and pushes Rainbow Dash to the brink.
708: Hard to Say Anything -When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>29864490
Yes
GOD DAMN I HATE BLACK PONIES
Institutionalized friendship.
>>29864480
To think the solution was so simple
>>29864516
>>29864490
>colt
>>29864579
>colt
>>29864597
ha what a loser
>>29864597
I want to give that colt a present
BAT
>>29864640
Bat.
>>29864649
boop the bat
>>29864640
>>29864649
Get this edgy OC autism out of here
>>29864680
>OC
EXCUSE YOU
This is a filly (bat).
>>29864640
>>29864649
>Autistic OCs with fanmade fangs
>>29864736
wew laddy
>>29864713
But where is Bat (filly)?
I would hug a bat pony nonsexually
>>29864743
Is this a filly
>>29864761
That filly is being too lewd. What would her parents think.
>>29864768
She's missing her panties.
Thanks goat
>>29864739
In case you haven't noticed or don't watch the show, Nightmare Moon isn't a fucking batshit.
>>29864773
I stole them.
>>29864761
But it's a little light on the Bat.
>>29864773
Panties just make it more lewd.
Filly panties?
How's your Friday night, guys?
>>29864784
>>29864786
Gonna need to call for backup
>>29864780
Hahahaha
>>29864597
someone send that colt a CAKEBOAT
>>29864799
I forgot what day it was.
>>29864783
rooooo
>>29864806
Why is that filly so enthralled with her ball?
>>29864808
It's the day before the end of the hiatus, obviously.
>>29864796
Filly estrus.
>>29864814
She isn't, she is gazing at the majesty of the cakeboat
>>29864806
>modern steel hulled freighter in a wold with wooden sailing ships, and clippers
>enjoyed by little colts
MLH confirmed?
>>29864845
Remember they also have hydroelectric dams and a literal winter factory.
Tech levels do not apply.
>>29864597
I want to make that colt happy
>>29864829
Nyx's first estrus with nmm's 1000 lust
Predict the quality of tomorrow's episode.
>>29864845
pones do not have a consistent tech level sadly
they had modern yachts and passenger ferries in manehattan, despite being shown using sailing ships in two episodes
its best to just not care about that stuff anymore
>>29864876
>nuhorseafterhiatus/10 which will then go down to maybe a 7/10 or 8/10 after people have had time to clean up their post-horse euphoria.
Do you think it's true what they say? That those who smile the most went through the most pain?She makes sure everyone is happy so they never have to feel that.
>>29864680
>>29864736
>autistic screeching
>>29864783
She's batshit insane, though.
What if the episode tomorrow is bad?
Filly asks that you stop speaking with her with such familiarity.
>>29864935
Looks like someone needs a diaper change
Moondancer crying in a shit-filled diaper.
Here's your Stallions and Discord Battle Royale.
Here's your Stallion(and Discord) Battle Royale:
Discord vs Big Mac vs Sombra vs Shining vs Bulk vs Braeburn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwBRix9YjJ8
>>29864935
Please don't post this, she's a much happier poner now.
Did anyone watch the new season of MST3K?
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
Is Gloomy excited to finally be able to fit in a house again?
Must be nice to have an oversized bed after being huge for so long during hiatus.
>you will never cuddle a filly Gloomy
>you will never hold down filly Gloomy and brutally rape her
>>29865010
>rape her
>when she's so willing
just a butt
Stop talking about smol Gloomys
Gloomy is still yuge for a few hours
>>29865010
You can't rape the slutty.
>>29865033
Can I cuddle Junior in the meanwhile? Nobody visits her and a filly is a filly.
>>29865038
she's been kinda depressed lately cause no one ever talks about her
>>29865041
It's weird, considering MLPG's obsession with fillies.
>>29865030
It looks too teeny.
Not enough filly.
>>29865052
How filly do you like your fillies?
>>29865052
Theres nothin wrong with some teen fillys
>>29865080
That filly is just right.
>>29865080
well they say you should never go full filly
>>29865086
What about teen colts?
>>29865089
Whoever said this lied to you.
>>29865098
a teen colt is like half a stallion
>>29865107
I'd lord that growth spurt over her for the rest of her life.
>>29865116
Scoots isn't gettin any taller
>>29865099
Why is she so cute?
I got new headphones
I've never heard pony so clearly before
>>29865122
I drew a followup to this:http://imgur.com/a/qKqC7
>>29865155
Which ones? I hope they have noise cancelling at least.
>>29865179
wew
Doesn't the new season start tomorrow?
>>29865182
>noise cancelling
Anon that's a useless marketing meme, don't tell me you fell for it
>>29865193
It does.
>>29865193
It does but nobody's going to watch it.
>>29865122
>that sweetie tho
I would
Are teen fillies still innocent?
>>29865182
I feel like someone is gonna make fun of my purchase no matter what I say butHyper Cloudx IIsI know you get more bang for your buck if you buy headphones and microphone separately but I like the modular detachable nature of it all fitting together
>>29865209
pffft
>>29865192
I drewmorefollowups to thathttp://imgur.com/a/YRadk
>>29865223
and then Sweetie slides it back in her and goes to sleep again
>>29865223
Why is Rumble doing both Scoots and Sweetie?Are they going to get teen pregnant?
>>29865223
Is that the start of theirherd
>>29864974
nice
Invasive filly thoughts.
>>29865233
She actually wakes up and kind of staggers out of the house a little bowlegged.
>>29865235
Both because teen pones have out of control hormones
and for your second questionNaahh. Probably not.Why would you want teen pregnant pones
>>29865248
Is there a minimum number for a personal herd?
>>29865272
CHEAP
TEEN
FEELS
>>29865275
>Why would you want teen pregnant pones
Filly pregnancies result in smaller foals.
http://www.thehorse.com/articles/28515/appropriate-breeding-age
Filly wants to sue HayDonald's for making her fat.
>>29865275
>Is there a minimum number for a personal herd?
at least three so better stick applebloom in there too
maybe silver spoon
>>29865293
>Scootaloo
>Apple Bloom
>Silver Spoon
>Sweetie Belle
So two earth ponies and one each of the others? He would need another unicorn and pegasus to get even numbers.
Rarity making catty remarks about your fashion sense.
https://twitter.com/discoveryfamily/status/852906847874973696
Are you ready?
>16 hours left
All fillies, report in!
Filly can't wait to lose your virginity.
The Return of Harmony = The Cutie Map > The Crystal Empire > Princess Twilight Sparkle > The Mare in the Moon > The Crystalling
>>29865357
Swap MitM (the name is actually Friendship is Magic) with CE and I'll agree wholeheartedly but you're underrating it a lot currently
>>29865276
just calm down and take deep breaths!
Do NOT impregnate the fillies
>>29865379
I want to impregnate Celestia
aw yiss there's gonna be a part two
>>29865379
Too late.
>>29865386
dem wing guns
>>29865411
didnt expect those desu
>>29865379
But pregnant fillies are adorable.
>>29865379
What? Why? How else is one supposed to bolster Equestria's numbers?
>>29865386
While I find themes of prostitution and general sluttery distasteful, I can't help but admit he draws good pones.
HEIL GLIMMER
HEIL OUR LEADER
Idea for an episode: Spike turns 18 and goes on a quest to lose his virginity.
Nah, she'll get Ourtown flashbacks again.
Cuddle her and feed her tendies.
>>29865495
That filly clearly had too many tendies.
S7E21 "Fluttershy's Big Date"
>>29865495
I wanna cuddle a preggo filly.
<rope
>all this hype
Who /notgonnawatchs7/ here?
>>29865558
Fluttershy's getting pranked again?
Party Favor is a really ugly stallion.
>>29865553
>Rainbow Dash Dash reluctantly helps Fluttershy prepare for a date with a questionable stallion when Fluttershy realizes her perfect date was right in front of her all along
>>29865569
Oh no.
>>29865553
>>29865426
is that technically 2 fillies?
one line MLPG shitpost
I just hope everyone is OK with the Rainbow Dash pregnancy arc in S7.
>>29865597
A filly within a filly. A Matryoshka filly.
>>29865607
who's the father?
Respect the filly.
RESPECT HER!
>>29865619
This badass motherfucker.
>>29865620
what is there to respect?
>>29865571
Are you a professional terrible opinion creator anon?
>>29865635
Cuteness, sexuality, personality, helping and hurting my crippling depression, and creating a subcommunity to which I can assimilate.
A pony approaches!
Take action:
Pet
Snuggle
Fuck
Magic
Item
Run
>>29865652
check inventory
>>29865652
kill panka
>>29865619
Definitely not Zephyr Breeze
>>29865652
Depends on the age and gender.
>Stallion: Run
>Mare: Snuggle
>Colt: Pet
>Filly: Fuck
>>29865652
Kill.
>>29865653
Inventory:
Bacon Sandwich
Mask
+2 dragonD
Suit
>>29865663
equip the dragonD
>>29865656
Maybe it was him.
>>29865657
>>Filly: Fuck
>>29865619
>>29865684
Doubt Dash would ever let that NEET in her house, let alone fuck him. She might be the dumbest M6, but even drunk, she'd have enough of a conscience to avoid him.
>>29865553
>>29865569
As a joke her friends set her up on a blind date with her brother. But even after finding out, Zephyr is still rather into it.
>>29865690
that looks like fun
>>29865694
Is there a difference between a pity fuck and a "now leave me alone forever" fuck?
>>29865719
Dash has no pity, and dumb as she is, I'd doubt she'd stoop so low to give a "leave me alone forever" fuck. She's a stronk and independent young mare who ain't need no stallion.
>>29865719
No, because neither of them do anything to remove the fuckee.
>>29865706
But what lesson will that teach?
>>29865694
She might hate him now, but give him time and he'll eventually break down that wall. She can't blow off somebody who'll tell her she's awesome forever.
>>29865728
Rarity don't do that it's not ladylike
>>29865733
How about a story where a filly falls for a streetwise colt?
>>29865747
What if it were a zebra!?
>>29865768
Would it be too cliche?
>>29865768
That would be miscegenation and degenerate.
Like having a love story between a rich white pony and an Irish.
>>29865747
Cause.. You know... He plays Street Fighter
>>29865803
I like that one gif of those two ponies fucking but there are no genitals
In honor of NEW HORSES soon, we should post some extra cute horses
EXTRA CUTE
>>29865845
I'd prefer EXTRATHICC
>>29865845
That's an UGLY stallion.
>>29865845
The cutest.
>>29865856
No Aku, we are talking about cute horses
CUTE HORSES
>>29865845
exlent idea
>>29865863
Rumble forever remains cutest colt.
>>29865862
But I'd like a laaaaaaargestallion
Define colt.
>>29865863
I wonder if we will see those two this season
>>29865872
A male filly.
>>29865867
You are wrong.
>>29865867
UNQUESTIONABLY
>>29865873
they seem to be paired often enough at this rate
What would a stallion Roseluck wearing a collar be like?
>>29865899
Well Rumble seems to only appear in the presence of Thunderlane
I just meant whether either of them will appear at all. Hopefully so
>>29865902
ridiculously cute
>>29865908
>Well Rumble seems to only appear in the presence of Thunderlane
Except when idiot Thunderlane has the feather flu
>>29865919
He appeared with him in that episode twice though
He was just smart enough to get the heck away once he got sick
That or he got thrown out of the house
Fillies are often haunted by their first kill.
Why might I get sad, in ways that are hard to articulate, whenever I mention this cute couple? It makes no sense to me.
Filly has invented an Anthro Ray.
>>29865961
I will destroy filly's invention.
>>29865964
But that would make filly sad.
>>29865969
Just buy her a ice cream or something.
>>29865981
But filly worked really hard on her Anthro Ray.
>>29865983
Tell filly that, sometimes, the greater good outweighs the efforts of a single filly.
>>29865993
Filly asks what's wrong with her invention? She was going to show it at the Science Fair.
Fillies are like Rubik's cubes.
>>29866004
I've never been able to beat one
>>29866003
This is not the first time an Anthro Ray has been developed. It cost many good lives to fix that mistake, and I didn't want that guilt to weigh down filly's future.
Has she considered working with beams in the future?
>>29866004
You can peel off their qtmarks?
>>29866011
Filly says her invention would have benefited ponykind.
>>29865961
But she's already anthro.
>>29866020
That's what the previous anthro-ray inventor said, too. Little did they know that their newly formed anthro creatures would rise up to try and kill the princesses. They had to be hunted down to the last to ensure that the tragedy is never repeated.
http://www.ausequine.com/murraygoldstud/new_page_2.htm
>champion led part bred APSB exhibit, champion welsh B exhibit, Supreme champion welsh exhibit-MLPG pony show 2006
>MLPG
>pony show
>2006
What does it mean?
>>29866024
Will we see Rainbow eat more food in S7?
>>29866034
Filly doesn't believe your story.
She suspects you just don't like anthro.
>>29866038
The cute stallions are being put on display
>>29866040
Her parents will probably make her something nice to eat.I think my headcanon of Dash having a huge family is ded
How about we post cool ponies?
>>29866040
I hope so
there's something adorable about the way she CONSUMES
>>29866043
That's completely beside the point.
Also if filly doesn't cease speaking of this, I'll have to take extreme action.
I'll have todeny her desserts and funfor SIX months.
>>29866040
What a cute bird.
>>29866051
it's still possible, could be a throw away sort of gag that she's the youngest of 10 or something
>>29864492
pony the ponies pony
>>29866055
Filly is going to dismantle her invention.
The last filly fighter.
>>29866052
Well that is easy
Just remember. Luna loves you no matter what.
>>29866065
It's for the best.
>>29866059
>Dash's dad pulls out his wallet to show pictures of all his kids
I'd love something like that.Either way it's going to be nice to see more proud pony parents
>>29866064
Marker should become a little filly. Y/N
>>29866077Teen marker
>>29866080
>>29866073
I'm really hoping the episode isn't about Dash just being bitchy about her overbearing parents and then she apologizes at the end, it would be so cliche and not fun to watch
>>29866077
you should become a little filly
>>29866070
Best pone
>>29866095
I wouldn't mind that.
>>29866104
yeah, I'd filly her
>>29866112
of course you wouldn't
>>29866092
Probably going to be about her trying to avoid them as much as possible.
>>29866122
Filly is not a verb.
>>29866131
>>29866092
>>29866129
What if her parents really liked to dress her up, and want their little filly to be the prettiest wonderbolt on the team
>>29866133
I want to hold Woona.
>>29866144
that would be strange
and possibly enjoyable
>>29866069
That pony isn't cool at all.
>>29866136
Usually her bow gets sad too
>>29866148
It would also explain Dash's abhorrence of being "girly" beyond the secret pampering spa sessions.
>>29866169
Anon are you trying to collect all the bad opinions
cause you are well on your way to having them all
>>29866179
What if I am?
If I collect the 7 bad opinions, I'll be able to defeat the evil wizard and save the kingdom.
>>29866175
I really liked that little bit of character development with her liking spas
It's actually been pretty consistent over the seasons from Rarity dressing her up to look good for Celestia to her getting gussied up before the gala
>>29866059
I'd be so peeved if they did because it's 7 seasons of this with absolute no mention of siblings.
If she's an only child and her parents love and dote on her to death I'll be satisfied.In my headcannon RDs parents are super rich fancy who don't really approve of her boyish rough attitude
>>29866186
I thought you could wish AJ's parents back to life with the 7 bad opinions
https://rubygems.org/gems/filly/
>>29866188
Subtle growth is good growth.
>>29866190
To me it wouldn't feel much different than Twilight suddenly having a brother, even if it's 7 seasons instead of 2. But it could still make for a decent joke, they could ask her why she never mentioned them and she could respond that it just never came up.
>>29866190
>7 seasons of this with absolute no mention of siblings
We didn't know Fluttershy had a brother until last season.
Why would it ever come up?
>>29866179
why is his neck so long
does his coolness grant him neck extension abilities?
>>29866208
>>29866210
I knoowww but its still annoying
>>29866212
All the ponies have necks that long
you just generally cannot tell when they hold them upright as they are sort of disguised in that configuration
>>29866179
It's not an opinion, it's a fact.
That's the lamest pony I've ever seen.
>>29866073
I do hope that they're genuinely proud of their daughter, but just have an embarrassing way of showing it, rather than them being smug and bragging about her.
Cheer me up?
>>29866318
New pone tomorrow
hiatus is kill
you are welcome
>>29866318
This ride will end eventually. Your life will work out. You'll settle down, marry a girl, have children, and forget you ever posted on a Indian curry taste-testing forum about a Canadian anime substitute for six year old girls.
>>29866326
You forgot about new robots.
>>29866338
Well I didn't know if anon would care about the fresh robutts or not
>>29866326
But Minuette will never be real so it's all for naught
>>29866338
Oh right, apparently the US/Japan gundam fight has an actual date now.
>>29866334
I really doubt it will end that easily. Hasbro will eventually release G5, and MLP will always be around to a certain degree.
>>29866326
Where will you guys be watching? Will there be a chat?
>>29866389
There is always a stram up for new horse, I am not sure where it will be this time yet
It will be posted in the thread though I'm sure
I hope you pony bros have your snacks ready for tomorrow.
>>29866386
But what if they change it so G5 doesn't have the same appealing aspects as this generation does? Will we move along?
WHEN IS NEW HORSE EPISODE
>>29866416
I'm getting really drunk so I can wake up in that cozy hungover haze knowing that I have nothing to do but watch horses in my boxers
>>29866409
G5 will take place in the post-apocalyptic hellscape formerly known as Equestria. A small group of ponies tries to survive in the radioactive wasteland beset by mutated creatures, dust storms, and other roving bands of survivors.
>>29866409
The point isn't if you're going to move along or not, but the fact that it will have a following is. Even if you stop caring about ponies, you'll eventually meet new gen pony fans around. And that's why the ride never ends.
>>29865981
so cute. it is exhausting explaining to friends and family that its possible for me to love fillies sexually AND non-sexually. everyone assumes the former when in reality it is both.
>>29866428
The problem is, I don't know if I'll stop caring about ponies. I know I want to, hell, I've been wanting to get off this blasted ride forever now, but the fact that the temptation will always exist is a concern for me. I'm also worried if I quit cold turkey, will I get depressed again? It's a double-edged sword. Get off the ride, be sad because life isn't what it used to be. Stay on the ride, be sad because the ride isn't what it used to be.
>>29865981
How gay does filly like her icecream?
>>29866416
oh shit i havnt checked out the starting time, its not something retarded like 7:30am again is it
>>29866439
Just accept that you won't and enjoy yourself.It was funny seeing how many ex pony fans were around /pol/. I hope they get to see the new episodes. It's weird but I hope they enjoy them.
>>29866449
ultra
>>29866464
But I'm going back and forth over what to do if I stay on the ride and G5 turns out not to be my cup of tea for one reason or another. Do I get off and risk depression because I don't have something to fill the void in my life, or do I stay on and risk depression because the good times are over?
>>29866483
People don't work like that. Even if depression hits you'll find your way out. You shouldn't be preoccupying so much about the future, anyways.
I always thought if i left the pony fandom i would just go to the furry or anime or videogame fandom, but i genuinely do not care or want to be apart of any of those now.
i will be lost
NEW HORSE EPISODE is at what time?
>>29866506
I know that feel.
>>29866506
Have you considered tabletop gaming
>>29866495
I've been struggling with depression since I was in the womb. Do you really think it's gonna go away any time soon?
>>29866506
We've all been lost for most of this life, anon. Isn't that how we wound up here?
>>29866518
I'm just here because I like cute ponies and think you guys are fun.
I also really want to fuck cartoon horses.
>>29866506
Who cares about "fandoms"? I'm only here because I enjoy pony and this general. Just find people you share a common thing with, not groups of random people you think you might enjoy being with.
>>29866528
How can pinkie do the thing when there is so much pain and suffering in the world.
>>29866554
Doing the thing is the only thing that gets her out of bed anymore.
Tell me about Lyra. Why does she do the thing?
>>29866578
It calms the Bonbon.
>>29864480
Finding live cartoon network is so much easier then live hub tv stream.
Here's for tomorrow, please don't ban.
cytu be/ r /mlpanniversary
cytu be/ r /TheBronyNetwork
cytu be/ r /Coolhole
http:// berrytube. tv/
Hopefully people can get/make more tomorrow.
You can't teach new tricks to an old filly.
>>29866589
The mod usually makes a sticky with streams for the new episodes, and we have a MLPG stream anyways, but thanks.
Pony is trying to move provocatively.
Pony looks like she's got worms.
peeved
>>29866612
pony challenges you to a wrestling competition, winner takes all
MWAH
>>29866632
Suplex the pone.
>>29866616
Ponies are so adorably innocent
>>29866632
... I'm the wrestling anon, you know how this ends.
>>29866632
will this be mud wrestling or will we just be oiled up?
>>29866671
I dunno, they have leagues too
>>29866671
The average pony is 10 times stronger than a human male.
What time does the episode air?
filly OUT
Quick, post a random pony image you haven't posted in at least a month.
>>29866685
countdown says 12.5 hours so 11:00 am est
>>29866689
>>29866679
... Look.
I got this. Trust me.
>>29866682
Strength doesn't always win.
>>29866689
you're not the boss of me
>>29866689
>>29866689
>>29866689
>>29866721
>"YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING~"
>>29866696
>Sweetie Kisses Spike On Rarity's Grave.jpg
XD
>>29866742
what kind of post is that
>>29866742
But that's literally what the image is.
>>29866746
post ironic posting
>>29866691
Thank you, friend
>>29866689
Will filly ever attract a man?
>>29866801
No because man does not exist in equestria
>>29866801
The problem is if she attracts too many.
OH SHIT PONY TOMORROW WHAT TIME SHOULD I WAKE UP
>>29866877
You are such a cutie
>>29866888
10 or so EST
>>29866689
>>29864516
How could you hate this face
What will you be eating while you watch New Horse Episode?
>>29866689
>>29866917
>Obligatory I don't watch the show anymore
Buttered popcorn rice cakes.
>>29866917
nothing special, but I will be watching the premier with my Rarity plushie by my side.
would you take pony to a nice restaurant?
>>29866689
>>29866960
If she wants to, but I don't eat normal person food, so it would be a bit awkward treating her to a seven-course meal while I just kind of sit there.
>>29866969
that's okay as long as you're paying
Welp, Tomorrow, Quarterfinals for Waifu Wars at around 5PM Eastern.
Chrysalis vs Vinyl Scratch
Fluttershy vs Princess Luna
Sunset Shimmer vs Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash vs Pinkie Pie
Who will survive when we go from 8 to 4?
>>29866960
Does Applebees count as nice?
>>29866982
>>29866960
I don't know any and even if I did, I couldn't afford it nor do I have a vehicle.
https://mlpg.co/countdown/
12hr 15min
>>29866994
Fluttershy says if she doesn't eat, you don't either
Will we get a new villain?
>>29867006
Steve, from accounting
>>29867006
The next villain will be a filly.
>>29867006
The map is the main villain, and its goal is to replace Celestia from the show and make sure she never shows up again.
>>29867001
>using pussy as a reward or punishment
and DROPPED
>>29867027
Filly has been the villain all along.
>>29867045
you'll be back
>>29867048
Filly is the hero we need.
>>29867000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29867048
I welcome our new filly overlord.
>>29867076
Sunset acting like a pony needs to happen in the next eqg movie
>>29866061
Fucking kill yourself
>>29867086
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MARKER
>>29867082
I'd rather Sunset be a pony.
The girls can dress her in adorable little outfits and carry her around.
royal butts
*do not touch
>>29867141
Touch.
>>29867134
That would be nice
>>29867186
HAHA
TIME FOR MORE MOABS
>>29867186
oh good, not only do you shitpost about fetishes but now you're dabbling in political shitposting
You're like a Jackass of all trades
>>29865223
Twas a very nice story anon
>>29867251
fuck is this shit?
>>29867259
just don't post directly at it
Do you think she'll survive this season?
>>29867240
Thanks anon
Not sure if I should continue it with Applebloom tho
>>29867263
I can't think of something we wouldn't survive
The show could go full on g3.5 and we'd still be here
>>29867290
i might not like MLP but i sure love ponies
>>29867263
I sure hope so
@29867277
literal shitpost
Pony is really getting tired of all the petting.
>>29867358
doubt it
Why does Pinkie has photos of random colts in her wallet?
>>29867386
I think you know
>>29867354
>being triggered
>being a new fag
@29867411
>not understanding (you) denial
whos the real newfag?
>>29867386
>he doesn't carry photos of random colts in his wallet
>>29867427
>(you) denial
UNF
>>29867430
And fillies, judging from the picture below.
Aw shit I gotta get up early so I can catch a livestream of poners. I can't believe it's time for a new season again.
>>29867458
>a drunk pile of passed out ponies in a barn
GIGGITY
>>29867458
I'm glad pone airs in the afternoon for me, keeps me from damaging my already fucked sleeping pattern
>11 hours
>11 hours
Do you pull an all nighter MLPG?
Are you less or more hype than you were back in S6? I'm about the same.
>>29867430
>>29867438
I carry themon my phone
Eleven hours? Is that right? That means a 10:30 air time for me.
>>29867486
no
>>29867502
just don't sleep
>>29867506
Filly queen said I must sleep.
>>29867506
but I need it
>>29867506
Fillies have to sleep at least nine hours a day.
>>29867486
Is there someone doing a marathon stram of S6 just before the premier?
>>29867517
also they require regular naps in laps
>>29867486
Even vidya cant do that for me
I heard a rumor that the episode kills off one of the Mane 6
I wonder which one?
The grim visage of the filly of death looms before you.
>>29867546
Fillies can't represent abstract concepts.
>>29867576
what about abstract filly
>>29867490
More hype
>>29867546
I knew fillies would be the death of me
is there a filly equivalent of a pope
>>29867546
SWEETIE BELLE NOT AGAIN
Which of these characters will have speaking roles in the premire? Take your bets now:
>Princess Celestia
>Princess Luna
>Princess Cadence
>Twilight Sparkle
>Pinkie Pie
>Rarity
>Applejack
>Rainbow Dash
>Fluttershy
>Spike
>Starlight Glimmer
>Starswirl the Bearded
>Chrysalis
>Rainbow Moose Thorax
>Flurry Heart
>Tirek
>Discord
>Trixie
>>29867530
hopefully the screaming pink retard.
>>29867689
>>29867680
>Princess Celestia
>Princess Luna
>Rainbow Moose Thorax
>Starlight Glimmer
>Starswirl the Retarded
>Twilight Sparkle
>Pinkie Pie
>Rarity
>Applejack
>Rainbow Dash
>Fluttershy
>Spike
There is an episode in the morning.
>>29867707
oh yeah
>>29867707
>>29867710
Oh shit, your right, I should check to see if the DVR has it set to record.
>>29867707
>>29867710
IT'S FINALLY APPLICABLE AGAIN. JESUS CHRIST
>>29867742
I wish the episodes weren't in the morning, I miss friday afternoon episodes
http://stram.horse/
Remember the stram
Someone should capture the chat reactions to preserve for future generations
You'll probably get a shit ton of youtube views some day
>>29867754
It's on the linkboard, right? Or listed on the sub?
>>29867742
what a fat filly
>>29867773
It is on the sub's countdown page, linked in the board list menu, and should go back in the linkboard.
Altho I don't remember how to do the HD link.
this, is a cat
>>29867680
mane 7 + cele and maybe a new character
Do boards keep shitting the bed for ANYONE ELSE? This keeps fucking happening randomly on and off all day.
>>29867833
I only come here
>>29867833
It's because you touch yourself at night thinking of pones
>>29867838
FUCK CELESTIA IS CATCHING UP TO ME
Time forlolidom Glimmer riding Anon til he passes out
>>29867843
Speaking of Celestia
WHO ELSE IS EXCITED FOR HER ENTIRE ONE LINE OF DIALOGUE IN THE MORNING?
All under the gaze of the filly are honored.
>everyone is already asleep
I expect to see all you fags in the stram tomorrow.
>everything good here?
>>29867960
you sure are
>>29867960
>pony police exist
>pony guards exist
>they never help out when the town is in danger
how do you explain
>>29867993
they just keep the peace among ponies
Goodnight, MLPG.
Derpy found a MOAB for you.
>>29868016
Dash isn't quite that graceful when she sleeps
>>29868047
mother of all butts?
>>29868055
Well yeah, it is Derpy.
Unlimited breadsticks
or
Unlimited access to a ponies' butt
Make your choice.
>>29868075
you're asking that question in the wrong neighborhood
>>29868075
>>29868075
Can I have pony breasts instead?
>>29868075
...Who is making the breadsticks...
>>29868086
Olive Garden.
>>29868085
>>29864480
Where will there be a stream of the new episode? I usually use bronystate and it's airing an hour late there by the looks of things.
>>29868094
The usual place
>>29868091
Fuck that noise. Also, anyone hoping this is the season MadMax comes back to us?
>>29868085
Fake boobs aren't as squishy ;_;
>>29868096
No idea what that means. Like I said I usually use bronystate. Brony Network?
>>29868105
stram.horse
>>29868091
I'd rather eat Crazy Bread...
>>29868107
Thanks
>>29868105
There will be a sticky in the morning with links, and HN will also have links as links to episode streams & circle-jerking over brony drama is all they're fucking good for.
>>29868120
What's the top right image there about? I missed that drama and whoever the girl next to Mando is.
>>29868125
Top right is "Wild Fire" or Sibsy's self-insert OC. Yep, that's the pegasus holding mandopedo's hoof, and that's the landwhale under /mlp/.
So first what happened is, Mando got an official gig providing some music play for the show. As if it wasn't enough for everyone to be jealous of his fan ascendancy, then Creber Inc. had the bright idea of having him come over to collab with their darling little Michelle, which led to, well, let's just say blackgryph0n isn't the first one to wear naught but leopard print tighties in Michelle's presence.
As if that wasn't enough, Mando got into a relationship with Sibsy, effectively cucking her mysteriously-sudden-ex-fiancee, and then she henshined into a fat person before Mando could back out of the deal.
>>29868156
yeah, him hanging out with prepubescent girls was really fucking weird
ca we take a moment to acknowledge all the people who have to work during the premiere
>>29868169
Lucky bastard
>>29868156
Damn. The fatty's kind of hot.
>>29868186
regardless of your pedo tendencies, there's nothing lucky about being around girls that age
I had to babysit for my neighbors when I was younger and the girls are so much worse than the boys around that age
Which is why it's particularly weird that he was actively just hanging out with them
>>29868169
>yeah, him hanging out with prepubescent girls was really fucking weird
I mean, you've still got to acknowledge that he was also a rabid watcher of a show for prepubescent girls and said girls also happened to star in them.
I wouldn't call it weirder than people who hung out with the Harry Potter actors while they were kids.
FOREVER PONE I WANT TO BE FOREVER PONE
filly found a death note
>>29864992
wait a minute
thats not lyra how have i not noticed this yet
my life is a lie
>>29868218
thats not a suitcase either dude
>>29868222
now youre just jerkin mah gerkin
>>29868215
Well, to cover the whole year, you'd only need 23 907 episodes, or 920 full seasons.
It's gonna... take a while.
2920 is the date you're looking for assuming a magnificent amount of things go exactly as planned and they keep up their schedule of season/year.
>>29868213
I mean there were weird videos of him hanging out with Creber dressed in tights and doing stupid shit in their homes. If he were a teen too it would be one thing but this guy was in his late twenties when they were 15/16.
I don't really know much about the Harry Potter actors though.
>>29868233
tell me more tell me more tell me more
>tfw the equestria visual novel is officially dead
well rip in pieces
Why is time moving so fucking slow. The past 20 minutes feels like an hour
>Looked at the episode descriptions.
So, this is going to be a magical shenanigans episode?
Shenanigans of the highest level?
Why are there so few stallions in Equestria?
>>29868321
most of them choose to become fillies
>>29868292
It's the holidays, anon.
Enjoy the free time in some other way, like vidya.
>>29868310
maybe
>>29864780
>drawfags are exchanging loveletters
>>29868359
they're a cute couple
>>29864780
thats great
>>29868359
But how shenigaily is it going to be?
>>29868389
shut up, pone
>>29868332
What game will run on a toaster and last for 7 hours?
>>29868390
gotta be some right
Reminder, if you fall asleep now you may sleep through the new episodes.
>>29868407
There's far too many to list.
Are the first two episodes unrelated to each other?
>>29868407
Dwarf fortress
Starlight blows up the tree castle.
>>29868447
>Falling asleep at 10 AM.
>>29868482
>>29868447
>Sleeping.
>>29868487
His hair looks like literal shit
>>29868501
>>29868501
>Derpies eyes are straight.
>>29868518
>>29868535
The googly gods are pleased now.
Guys... what if the episode is shit?
>>29868579
We bitch about it for five generals and go beck to the regular scheduled posting.
Guys... what if the episode is good?
>>29868579
3 episode rule, anon. (4 in our case)
Guys... what if the episode has ponies in it?
Guys... what if the episode has no fillies in it?
>>29868546
>>29868535
>>29868501
Hypeeee. If the episode has ponies then it's good. If it has glim glam then it's a masterpiece.
>>29868599
We jerk off about it for five generals and go beck to the regular scheduled posting.
>>29868617
>>29868535
>>29868501
>>29868601
That would be awesome.
We could actually discuss the episode with people outside this walled-off place since it would get around GR15.
>>29868623
reread that post
It begins!
>>29868627
>That would suck*
There, happy?
>>29868623
Redpill me on GR15, why does it exist?
>>29868637
Oh no, we have summoned him
>>29868642
because of autistic screeching
>>29868642
>>29868642
To appease our reddit sponsor overlords.Rules shouldn't be a thing on 4chan,
full stop.
They restrict good stuff while the shitposters and shit have absolutely no problem getting around them because they are so sporadic.
We're not a forum for fuck's sake, ditch them all.
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>29868646
>Implying I ever was unsummoned.
>tfw I can't get these babies hooked back up in time.
>>29868660
>They restrict good stuff while
what good stuff are they restricting?
>>29868660
So you think people should be allowed to post gore, cp, and other blatantly illegal things which would get the site shut down due to breaking real, tangible laws?
That's a fucking stellar plan, there.
>>29868660
>Rules shouldn't be a thing on 4chan,
>full stop.
Yeah, that's worked so well for /b/
>>29868712
Those arent rules, those are just illegal, every website has those
>>29868704
is your whole house covered in googly eyes?
>>29868718
And what are laws but heavier rules? If you want a site devoid of rule, then you endorse a site without laws, which is short-sighted and fucking retarded. Because honestly I would not use a site that's overrun with linkspam, gorespam, pornspam, or any of the other bullshit that the rules punish people for doing.
>>29868704
Is this you?
>>29868727
No, the rest of the house is pretty normal, various photos and paintings made by family on the walls, etc.
The two in the pic are from my dad when he worked in the forestry, got a few paintings my grandmother made hanging around.
>>29868733
WHO TOLD YOU!
I woke up way too early for the episode and now I feel silly.
>>29868706
Ponies, random topics, random words,...
>>29868712
Real, tangible laws are a constant that has shit all to do with rules on 4chan.
Illegal stuff is illegal and should be disposed of but adding layers of self-governance on top of them is just stupid in my opinion.
>>29868716
Maybe because everything worthwhile on /b/ got forcefully extracted out of it through new boards, leaving nothing but porn and a bunch of people who don't have the faintest idea what it is they can do over there?
>>29868774
It's called a social, communal contract, Anon. By agreeing to be a part of a community, you're are agreeing to follow the rules and guidelines established by those who created the community. If you don't want to follow the rules, then fuck off. Or petition to have the rules changed, like how a human being is supposed to alter a social contract, no matter how informal.
I get it, you're mad you can't post porn on blue boards, or dump pony on /v/ or /co/. It's lamentable that your pony reaction folder can only be safely used in two places on the site. It's a shit rule. HOWEVER, that doesn't mean that all the rules are garbage just because you think they are. I, for one, appreciate the fact there are places I can go without having dicks shoved in my face all day, and that those places remain dick-free because the rules are enforced. If I wanted to look at dicks, I'd go to the places I'd expect to find them: not fucking here.
So you can either fucking deal with it and act like an adult, or bitch, complain, and shitpost in impotence and for no other reason than to make yourself mad.
SIX HOURS
>>29868794
>rules are enforced
What boards do you browse?
>>29868808
This one, /tg/, /vg/, /co/ sometimes, /m/ on occasion. And /a/ if I'm looking for something in particular.
>>29868817
Since when the fuck are rules enforced on /co/ and when the fuck do mods care about /m/?
>>29868807
IM EXCITED ARE YOU EXCITED IVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED
Daily reminder
>>29868822
I never said that the rules were enforced flawlessly, just that they were.
Regardless, you're changing the topic. You wanted a site without rules, I think that's stupid and would only result in the death of the site.
We'll just think each others' opinions are shit and go about our day.
>>29868828
You're confusing me with the other guy.
Anyone that wants a site without rules is fucking stupid,
>>29868826
Twilight just really hates blue horses.
>>29868637
PRAISE
>>29868826
Trixie lied, bossed around two impressionable kids, then returned to take over ponyville because she was embarrassed once. She continue to be kinda bitchy despite not being an antagonist anymore.
>>29868826
Trixie did't even really lie, she just exaggerated because she is a street performer.
She wasn't expecting the town retards to jump at the chance to test her.
>>29868845
>tfw my little pony is teaching kids to discriminate people of different color
Holy shit, hasbro is fostering a racist generation. No wonder trump one.
>>29868854
She straight up lied though
>>29868861
Yes, that's what magicians do
>>29868861
Yeah, and Pen and Teller tell the truth when they do the bullet catch.
Shes a magician, the whole thing about that job is to fucking lie.
>>29868863
>She didn't lie
>She did lie because that's what magicians do
Nigga which is it.
>>29868811
>>29868868
I see you had common core education.
>>29868868
I'm not that guy
It's just dumb to say 'she straight up lied' as a negative for a magician
>>29868874
I'm not using it as a negative.
I'm just stating what happened in the episode regardless of what magicians do and don't do.
>>29868874
It's just stupid of you to assume magicians are not based on how well they can lie to the audience.
>>29868851
>Trixie lied, bossed around two impressionable kids
How is that comparable to enslaving an entire village and almost destroying all of Equestrias future? Are you actually retarded?
>>29868851
>then returned to take over ponyville because she was embarrassed once
Did you forget that Twilight and her friends ruined her career and made her go work shitty blue collar work? Trixies hate was justified
>>29868879
I'm not comparing the two just saying that Trixie did more than "lie once"
Also Snips and Snails destroyed her career and she didn't help by running off and tripping either.
>>29868879
Twiggs and her friends did not ruin her carrier, the two village idiots did that for her.
I'm pretty sure if Trixie didn't let her pride get to her Twilight would have tried to be friends with her.
>>29868823
except for that one time
>Two kids bring a monster to town and make you look stupid in front of everyone
>"Man, fuck Twilight Sparkle"
>>29868878
It seems like you're agreeing with me while calling me stupid
>>29868887
>Hear thumps of man in background, humping reality.
>>29868879
Trixie fucked up there.
Twilight and friends didn't do shit other than heckle her during her first show in Ponyville. And even then Twi didn't do shit then, she was just quite and then ran.
Trixie did nothing wrong in Boast Busters, but the moment she returned with the fucking amulet she enslaved the entire town. And don't give me the shit about the amulet making her lose her mind, that happens later and she brought the amulet for an unjustified revenge anyway, since again, Twilight also didn't do shit.
>Spike: Look, unless an ursa major comes waltzing up the street for Trixie to vanquish, I am not gonna believe a word she says, and neither should you!
Spike is the real culprit here
>>29868907
Actually you're right.
He was so hung up on Twilight showing off her magic and Snips and Snails lying but if he kept his mouth shut none of this would have happened.
Probably.
>>29868911
Fuck you Spike, this is why God hates you.
>>29868911
And who is responsible for what Spike says?
That's right!
Twilight Sparkle, thus, making it her fault that the Ursa Minor came to ponyville.
Case closed.
>>29868911
It's a bit unfair since he is a baby dragon and should know better than believing the words of a street magician, but at the same fucking time Rarity, AJ and Dash were also being fucking autists about Trixie.
Like fuck me the entire village was enjoying the show, they were all smiling and happy, those three were the only fucks that were complaining for no fucking reason.
It wasn't Spike. It was Twi's friends. If they didn't start shit for literally no fucking reason none of this would have happened.
I never knew boast busters was such a complex episode.
>>29868918
The bitch tried to kill herself a few seasons after that.
>>29868918
I know, right? So many unexpected layers that definitely are all there and are not only seen by a bunch of autistic guys overintepreting a little girls' cartoon
>>29868922
I wonder what a day in the life of Trixie before Glimmer was like.
>>29868928
Sadness.
Depression.
Yelling at props.
Nights spent sobbing into her Twilight Plush.
You know, normal shit people with no lives who mentally cracked do.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.