Whos fucking idea was it to air the season premiere on the EASTER

>>29861132
This is obvious bait, but I'm doing stuff for easter and definitely have time to wake up and watch it on Saturday. Social events don't need to be on a strict schedule, that's retarded. And even so, this is far more important that my family.

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>>29861132
>3dpd

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>>29861132
>[mass meme reply quoting our wives and kids]
>zoomed words in screencap edit
>appears in a mysterious "best of /mlp" thread created tomorrow

>>29861132

This is were you are Wrong, I am a GENUINE manlet there fore women hate me, kids hate me and God hates me, but the one who hates me the most, is Jesus obviously.

>>29861132
*our wives and their kids

>>29861132
>3dpd

>>29861132
>no hooves

>>29861146
> god hates me
> but the one who hates me the most is jesus
Man, you sure don't go it backwards?

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>>29861132
>with our wives and kids

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>>29861132
>We'll all be busy spending our weekends with our wives and kids

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Americans don't celebrate Easter

>>29861132
>Adults eat Easter Dinner
>kids get plonked in front of the tv
I fail to see the problem.

>>29861132
>the new episode and Formula 1 qualifying happens at the same time

Welp, I guess it's Dailymotion time.

>>29861132
>He doesn't remember when season six also premiered easter weekend last year.

>>29861132
>he doesn't spend Holy Saturday in his house quietly meditating about the death of his Lord.

Sad.

>>29861853
>He fell for the religion meme

Sad!

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>>29861853
Why can't I die and go join Him

>>29861853
Good goy

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>>29861854
>he fell for the non-religiosity meme
S A D

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>>29861908
>he worships a dead sandnigger instead of a pretty poner because daddy told him to

S A D
A
D

>>29861913
Don't forget the mutilated dick

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>>29861913

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>>29861132

>>29861913
Post more Smuglestia please.

>>29861138
this
not that i do shit on the holidays but pony is allways #1

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>>29861132
>Wives
>Kids

>>29861908
Stones in glass houses mate.

>>29861969
jokes on you, its plexiglass.

>>29861132
This is me every holiday and/or birthday/graduation/anniversary/Family Reunion/ and whatnot.

I'm used to missing out on episode premiers and Weekend Only Sales because I'll be in a car for at least 8 or more hours.

>>29861913
Joke's on you faggot my parents were both athiests and I'm a christian.

>>29861923
>implying everyone lives on planet america
my dick is whole and ungobbled by jews

>>29862532
But... but women prefer cut dicks.
It's cleaner!

>>29861138
First reply best reply.

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>>29862532
>When your country keeps archaic genitalia mutilation practices that were set in place by some anti-masturbation nutjob for no reason
Fuck this timeline

>>29862688
Masturbation is a sin

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>>29862692
>.t jew puppet

>>29862692
Sin doesn't exist
And even if it does, preventing people from choosing their own fate through mutilation is abominable

>>29862692
clopping is not

chessmate

>>29862695
>>29862702
>>29862706
Go to Hell

>>29862711
*tips crucifix*

>>29862692
Masturbation is preventative salvation. Without it we would be raping and murdering women in the streets, possibly even killing our own brothers. God wouldn't want that. You're not a filthy mudslime, are you?

>>29862732
Rape and murder are sins too, you idiot

>>29862736
I bet you think fucking horses is a sin.

>>29862736
>Rape** and murder are sins too
Exactly, so we must embrace the lesser sin.

Not everyone has a choir boy to righteously molest, you know.

>>29862749
>so we must embrace the lesser sin
No, why? You're just coming up with excuses

>>29862756
It's not an excuse, it's logic. Embrace the lesser evil to prevent greater evils.

That the lord couldn't foresee this, truly the creation has intellectually surpassed the creator.

*tips crusading helmet*

>>29862732
Or, instead of masturbating, you could do something productive. If rubbing your dick is the only thing stopping you from raping someone, then all you need is the opportunity.

>>29862777
>the lord couldn't foresee this
DELETE THIS

>>29862777
Nice god trips but neither evil is necessary or unpreventable in the slightest, you can choose not to masturbate just as much as you can choose not to rape.

>>29862777
>Trips of divine truth
>The lord couldn't foresee this
fucking wew lad

>>29861146
How tall are you?

>>29862777
I've been straight edge on that for a while now... you don't need it. You must not be a slave to an act to run from your problems. You must face them...I don't think you'll rape anyone from masturbating, there are limits, but really, you don't need it, nor dxm, nor Benadryl, nor whatever you're using to numb the pain that involves a false chemical reaction in your brain that isn't based in reality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7kjvhwHlw

>>29862825
>Benadryl
>an anti-allergen
What. Redpill me on the pinkpill, I need to know the conspiracy behind it.

>>29861138
>This is obvious bait
I dunno, man. I'm 26 and I've reached the "all my friends are getting married" stage of my life. I can see this happening.

>>29863050
If you're a normie and you get married then you don't need to be here anymore, just devote yourself to your family at that point. Never mind that no one wants normalfags here anyway.

>>29863064
>everyone who is not a total socially isolated loser is a normie and has to leave this place
how's the cheetos?

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>>29861854
>watch as a gay faggot tries to derail a thread into a religion argument!

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>>29863735
>tries

>>29863735
>quoting the atheist and not the person he responded to who brought up religion in the first place for an objectively consumerist holiday
There's no bias here, no siree!

>>29863759
dis

>>29863759
>objectively consumerist holiday

Not even close, at least in yurop

>>29863759
There's life outside of murica you know

>Not wanting to hide your eggs from Jesus so he doesn't steal them.
Ponies can wait, this fucker might steal my chickens!

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>>29861859
Because the reboot was a waste of brain cells.

>>29862732
>>29862749
>>29862777
>Implying God sees greater or lesser sins.

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>>29861132
>wives and kids

sage.

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>Not spending your Easter at your local Mason lodge sacrificing a goat.

>>29863843
>Implying God

>>29863759
>you're not allowed to mention religion without starting a religion argument

This is where the *tips fedora* meme originated and came to be associated with atheists. People couldn't mention religion on the internet without an Angry Atheist™ starting an argument. The New Atheism thing with its militant "We won't let you spread the evil of religion without a fight!" and "We must convert people to Atheism!" mentality was quite cancerous. Fortunately the whole thing kind of died when Richard Dawkins retired/went underground/stopped caring, and the world carried on as usual.

>>29863875
>implying your invisible fairy in the sky exists

>>29863875
>implying this is a board about, or for, any religious discussions.
fuck off, I wanna talk about ponies not your magical sky man.

>>29863875
People can't mention politics on this board without someone screaming at them to go back to /pol/ so I don't see what your point is.

*tips liberal arts degree*

>>29863891

>>29863910
Most of /mlp/ is from /pol/

>>29863759
>Not siding with your Lord and Savior
And people wonder why this country is going to shit

>>29863910

The amount of Christian hate here shows me how much reddit and eqd we have here now.

>>29863891
It's a containment board where historically we talk about anything and add ponies. Go be thread police on some other board newfig

>>29863955
>How much EQD we have here now
As if the EQG fags weren't proof enough

>>29863955
>this is a containment board where historically we talk about anything and add ponies

when? This is /mlp/, Pony. not /christmlp/ not /allahmlp/, just /mlp/. I was here since the beginning and that has never been the system, how about you check your facts, redditfag.

>>29863955
And so we go back to the post in question and ask what it has to do with ponies.

>>29863984
>the show is tomorrow
>tfw family over

>>29863974
When? I'd tell you to lurk but you can't relive 2011-2013

>>29864003
>2011-2013 was just an anything board with ponies sprinkled on top

how much of a fucking newfag can you be? This board has always been about ponies first.

>>29864003
Not the OP, >>29861853

>>29863955
>oh boy, I'm too much of a pussy to embrace the death, so I will believe in spoonfeeded afterlife myth, without caring about educating myself

I bet you believe god had blessed your country and your inner voice is your soul, not your brain

>>29864043
>I bet you believe god had blessed your country
>Implying he hasn't

>>29863891
Tough shit, faggot. Without Him, there are are no ponies

>>29864043
[Tipping intensifies]

>>29864017
Never said it was only that, just it happened a lot more. Also you're making yourself look dumb.

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>>29864092
>calling someone else the faggot when you spend your life on your knees before another man

wew lad.

>>29861132
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>mfw not american

Well if your so called "God" exists then prove it

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>>29862777
>do the bad thing so you don't do the other bad thing
You are literally retarded. You should just point out that the bible makes no reference to masturbation in it's entirety.

And Jesus wouldn't condone masturbation to prevent rape; he said to cut off your hands and gouge out your eyes to avoid rape/other sins.