>Pinkie Pie is a slut Implying she'd ever hurt her partner

>>29830924
>cheating
You're implying any of her partners don't know.

She's the town bike.

>>29830932
You're thinking of Rarity

>>29830924
>him
>implying party horse isn't gay

>>29830943
My gaydar is non-existent so I honestly don't have a clue

>>29830942
Rarity is a fine box of chocolates available only to those with wealth and influence.

Pinkie Pie is a convenience store discount chocolate. Probably a Kit-Kat product that didn't do well and had to be put on clearance.

This gives me an idea.

Having more than one partner is common/legal in Equestria, one day Anon comes back to find Pinkie in bed with another pony. Anon is of course furious and asking what's going on.

Pinkie responding along the lines of "well I would have invited you also but you were out of town"

Anon accuses her of cheating, Pinkie saying she never cheats and eventually telling him that it's her second coltfriend.

Anon then learing to accept that it's within Pinkie's rights to have more than one partner at a time and saying otherwise is being obsessive.

Turns out that stallion is amazing at fucking humans too so you keep him around
He finds you a better fuck than Pinkie and she gets jealous.

>>29830964
Just because Pinkie is down to earth in that aspect doesn't mean she's a slut

>>29830943
This
Party horse is not a slut but she's also a lesbian and an objectum sexual.

>>29830924
>Implying she'd ever settle down with just one

You know she's the type who would fuck anyone because it's fun!

>>29831032
Implying her fun matters to her more than making others happy

>>29830966

>something something RGRE

>>29831036
The fuck is that

no seriously

All the ponies are sluts in my fantasy. Thinking about getting a brother sister blowjob from Big Mac and Applejack or Shining Armor and Twilight get me rock hard.

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>>29830924
>pinkie pie isn't a slut

Implying she'd ever hurt [Every entity in existence] by not letting them go for a party ride.

>>29831679

right click

google

>>29830964
>Rarity is a fine box of chocolates available only to those with wealth and influence.
so just a more high maintenance and expensive slut
literally garbage

>>29831679
A highly powerful form of autism.

>>29832827
>being poorfag and butthurt
Aww, booboo, it's okay. I'm sure your high school Stacy was just trying to save face in front of her friends when you asked her out in your Pokemon undies.