She had no one to teach her about the ways of the human world,

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>>29826322
Given that she never saw someone walking around naked she could've took a hint that humanhorse people dont walk around naked.
But if that's your kink scenario, be my guest.

Pic unrelated, or is it?

>>29826348
she might have seen a few people in clothes and assumed they were going to a party or something, and assumed that like in the pony world, clothes are usually only worn on special occasions.

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How do you think she a,Magee to take over teh school so fast?
She slept her way to the top

>>29826322
>That time Sunset got suspended for touching herself in class and when she came back everyone thought she was a badass.
>That time Sunset walk around all day with period blood on the back of her skirt.
>That time Sunset got caught eating the flowers in the courtyard.
>That time Sunset dropped a huge turd in the hallway and kept walking like nothing happened.

>>29826437
>that time Sunset took a selfie of her kissing a stallion cock at the local stables

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>>29826437
>that time when she thought sex lasted 20 secs tops

>>29826437
>That time Sunset tried striking up a conversation with a horse.
>That time Sunset straight up mule kicked that new girl in the stomach because "she had to show her that she was the alpha mare here."
>That time Sunset was asked to bring he favorite dish to cooking class and she showed up with greasy pieces of hay.

>>29826437
I'd eat that turd

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>>29826526
>That time she made you rub her belly

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>>29826534

>>29826322
And then that's when she got raped in the hallway by Anonymous right up her fucking asshole, right?

>>29826437
>>29826505
>>29826526
>>29826561
>that time when she randomly started neighing

>>29826322
They already have clothes when they come through the portal you fucking retard. She wouldn't decide to take them off without reason, dumbass.

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>>29826505
>You put it in
>You let her a few seconds to let her get used to it before getting in pace
>Suddendly she stars swearing and clinging on the sheets.
>Girl looks like she's having a seizure
>You are weirded out but you just cant pull out
>half cause your dick doesnt let you, the other cause you want to see what happens.
>3 mins in and she looks like she fell in a coma
>Tags:Mindbreak, ahegao and shit
>You didnt came tha night, but got to see something alright

What if the reason Sunset never did anything weird enough to prevent her from becoming stupidly popular at human-school is because ALL of the students come from different animal universes?

Like, yeah, sure, maybe she parties with her hands in front of her like she's braying, ate some decorative flowers set out on a dining table by mistake, and kicked some Chad in the gut using both back legs, but secretly none of the other students found it all that weird in comparison to the bird kid who spent a solid day fighting his reflection, or the goat kid who scaled a rock-climing wall without using his arms, or the cat kid who got a restraining order for leaving dead mice at the principal's doorstep.

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>>29826637
>You didnt came tha night, but got to see something alright
Speak for yourself gaylord, if Sunset starts wildly spasming around having intense orgasms every 20 seconds while screaming and rolling her eyes back you bet I'm gonna come that night.

Also we need green of this.

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>>29826437
>Be Anon the janitor.
>Scruffy's apprentice.
>You thought this job was going to be chill until that rad and yellow haired chick showed up out of nowhere.
>Here she comes.
>Yesterday you cleaned up one of her "accidents" outside of her locker.
>You would think it was a prank by one of the retarded students but that Flash kid told you she just casually shits on the floor and keeps walking.
>Celestia told everyone not to mess with her about it, something about being culturally sensitive or whatnot.
>Yet your the one that has to deal with her shit, literally.
>The hallway is pretty crowded and you can see a mint green girl walking directly behind her.
>This is gonna be good.
>You hope her bowels are as predictable as yours.
>Almost as soon as she crosses the spot she shat last time you see her face contort ever so slightly.
>It's happening.
>You hear a distinctive PLOOP as a huge ass turd hits the floor.
>The poor mint green girl screams as she slips and lands on the mid afternoon brown betsy.
>Her weird fish scale shorts are covered in Sunny's shit as tried to pick herself up.
>"SUNNY WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>She's more red than green at this point.
>"COME ON SUNNY!"
>"YOU WANNA FIGHT SUNNY?"
>She tries to stand again but slips and coats her shirt in poo.
>She get up in tears and runs out of the school leaving shit boot prints the whole way.
>You sigh and get to work.
>Being a janitor in CHS is suffering.

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>>29827042
>ywn clean up Sunset's "accidents" and scitwi's pissbottles

life is suffering

>>29827179
As a IRL janitor I can tell you that woman are fucking disgusting.
Especially with piss bottles due to how they pee in them.

>>29827204
My mother used to be an instructor for a cleaning firm and she would always mention how disgusting women's bathrooms are in comparison to men's.

Probably even worse at schools.

>>29827294
>"Oh no the seat is nasty"
>"I know I'll just shit on the floor!"

>>29827179
>Sci-Twi is too busy with her research to ever leave the lab, causing the piss-bottles to pile up rapidly in her lab
>you will never be the one to take them out every day
>you will never secretly take them with you home and store them for sniffing and pouring on your dick while masturbating

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>>29827456
mah nigga

I like to fantasize about Twilight coming to the human world and not understanding the concept of underwear.

>>29827516
imagine her running down the hallway in her skirt and every once and awhile it hikes up enough to give you a glimpse of her tight ass and cunny

>>29826637
>>29826699
The only problem with these scenarios is that human dicks would be tiny compared to the dicks she's used to

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>>29827516
>What's the point of wearing these if no one can see them?
>What a strange world.

>>29827541
>Sunset and Twilight will never talk about how they don't understand underwear.

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>>29826437
>That time Sunset walked up and asked for sensual ear skritches

>>29827713
>That time she claimed "It's spring time Anon give me your fowls!" and followed you home then tried to break into your house and it took 3 cops and a taser to remover her.

>>29827863
>Not wanting to fuck horny pone girl.

>>29827883
You think it would be hot until you meet a crazy bitch in real life.
Always have at least one short conversation with a friend or family member of hers the make sure she won't try to literally murder because you were to tired to fuck.

>>29826322
But twilight appeared in the human world with clothes already magically on sunset probably had the same thing.

>>29827926
For kids cartoon reasons.
If this show was on AS it would be more interesting.
But then again it would have to be set at a collage.

>>29826534
would you let Sunset Shimmer take a shit in your mouth?

>>29827535
You forget her vagina's smaller too

>>29827535
Wrong. Little ponies are little even compared to real ponies. They'd get torn to shreds.

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>>29827516
That fetish and more is the reason why EqG PonyTwilight gets an entire folder just to herself in my fapdrive

>>29827204
this. I heard they cannot shit straight into toilets.

Greentext
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It was probably a hard first few months for her.
Not only is she in a new body, she also doesn't have the magic she is used to being able to rely on.

>>29827204
One time I said to my sister that the men's public restrooms must be nastier than the women's, and she tells me that the women's restrooms are usually far more disgusting than you might think. She tells me how there are usually footprints on the toilet seats, sometimes shit smeared on the seat, piss all over the toilet seat and floor.

>>29826662
>the cat kid who got a restraining order for leaving dead mice at the principal's doorstep
fucking cats i swear

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>>29827863
>fowls
>tfw sunset tried to steal your ducks
Crazy bitch.

>>29829598
>the women's restrooms are usually far more disgusting
Can confirm.

When I was a teenager I had a job in a grocery store that involved cleaning the bathrooms. Guys might clog the toilet or piss on the floor but women can be intentionally, maliciously disgusting.
I found turds on the floor, not even close to the toilet...pads saturated with menstrual blood stuck to the wall...piss everywhere.

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>Sunset starts loudly neighing when she's excited

Sunset didn't have anywhere to live, and ended up living under the bleachers for a few weeks, trying to work the portal. Stories are still told about the naked cheerleader showering under a rain spout at night.
She would often skip class to watch cowboy movies in the library, and then apply what she learned there. However she paid more attention to the villains then the heroes. Sunset was personally responsible for the pall of gloom in the school, and used lies, bullying, and muscle to break their spirits. Sort of like how a wild horse is tamed. She would often get into argument with the home ec teacher over her making riding crops.

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>>29827535
>implying pones are much bigger than cats

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>>29830604

>>29830615
Fuck off.

>>29826437
>>That time Sunset dropped a huge turd in the hallway and kept walking like nothing happened.
Does she look Chinese or Indian to you?

>>29827204
As the manager of a thrift store, I can attest to this. Their section is a fucking mess, they throw their clothes on the dressing room floor, the men's section is always fucked whenever women walk through it, and their bathroom is a sticky pigsty. The only thing women can keep clean is their own home and barely that nowadays.

Does she still have a horse pussy though? That's my fetish.

>>29830962
Yes, and also a horse bladder. Whenever she needs to pee, she gushes like a waterfall for a minute straight.

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>That time Sunset strapped a saddle onto her back, got on all fours and insisted you ride her around town like a pony

>>29830637
>butthurt about being proven wrong

Man up.

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>>29831168
>thinking a one-off gag from a one-off blooper of a non-canon side series is canon
>thinking the "humans" are necessarily the size of actual humans
>letting the fucking losers that run the franchise tell you how to think about characters that don't exist
Good job being a bootlicking shit for brains.

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>>29831138
>ywn ride Sunset into the Sunset

>>29826322
more importantly

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HUMAN SUNSET

did she kill her ?

>>29831239
Kids show, can't have cool plots, etc.

>>29831254
well considering she had no magic and there are photos of sunset being the school queen prior

she somehow got rid of her and took her place

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>>29830962
>>29830973

>>29831857
Exactly.

>>29831239
She's tied to a bed in a hidden room.

>>29831239
We've sorta given up hope on getting that answer.

>>29826583
You have to go back to r e d d i t

>>29831239
Human Sunset could just have not been there. In the next state over? But yeah, she's probably buried on the grounds, or at best, hit over the head with a crowbar and rolled through the portal.

>>29831239
Human Sunset is still very much like pony Sunset. She ran away from Canterlot High after the principal refused her to use some hidden stage element for a theatre scenery.

>>29833084
>human Sunset is stuck as a pony in Equestria

>>29831225
But then that would mean that humans aren't canons either you dumdum.
Nor would sunset be.
You're in the wrong thread, faggot.

I miss the homeless sunset threads

>>29827204
I have also been janitor for high schools and restaurants, and the girls' restroom is almost universally far worse.

>>29833761
I don't. Every story was the same and they were all just a White Knight circle jerk.

>>29826322
Jackass. She appeared in front of the school with cloths, probably surrounded by people with clothes. She isn't a sperg like Twalot.

>>29826322

i read the responses in this thread and now i am sorry i did. i have this urge to kill the first living thing i see. i have locked myself in my house and am only eating cans of hot dog chili. i dont know what will happen should i go out my front door.

fuck all of you.
this place is demonspawn.

>>29831239
She's with Ace Thruster

>>29827204
>tfw both EQG and FiM waifus are disgusting shits

>>29835680
Sunset became a villain to fit in, act normal, and conform.
>confirmed as far as I care.

>>29833749
You can enjoy non-canon things, you just can't use them to try and win arguments.

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>>29837104
But your 'horses are cat sized' is even LESS canon than this, anon.
On one side we have an argument that is 'hurr durr not cannon' and on the other we have your shitty headcannon/fetish.
You're the one using the 'not cannon' excuse.

>>29837306
>both sides of the argument are my argument
Thanks, bro. I like win-win scenarios.

Seriously, though.
I was making a snarky comment using my preferred canon. You're actually trying to win an argument. You can't say "we're both uncanon" as if that's a point in your favor.
Also your pic is shit. I can just say "feet" means "6 inches" in Equestria, and you can't prove me wrong.

Canon is a shit measure of legitimacy, you shouldn't care about it so much.

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>>29837342
>canon is a shit measure
>uses it
???
You do know you're the one that brought it up, right?
No one gives a fuck about that, really.
Ponies are 'supposed' to be this >>29830615 tall.
Unless you can prove otherwise, you can hush up.
>'b-but eqg isn't canon reeeeeee'
No one gives a fuck about that anymore you memester.
Why are you even posting in a thread about Sunset if eqg triggers you so bad?

Off my board.

>>29837359
You can't just say "something is supposed to be a certain way" and have that be true. You can believe that, but you're wrong.
And I don't know where you got the idea that EQG triggers me. You being insecure about it's canonicity doesn't mean every person that enjoys EQG is equally insecure.

So much wrong here, you're a fucking idiot.

>>29837508
Yes anon, that's generally how it works, it's true unless proven otherwise you mongoloid.
The 'moon was once part of the planet' was TRUE for hundreds of years, and now we know that it isn't anymore.
There's no 'true truth' possible when talking about something like this anon, that's not how it works.
So, once again, as shown in the show, ponies are >>29830615 this tall, and unless the show, or EQG, or the movie, or whatever, really, shows that it isn't true anymore, it will stay that way, and be 'true'.
You can go about your autistic screeching all you want, that won't change the fact that you're not right, at all.

>that time Anon made a shit thread and everyone else joined in

>>29826322

ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE BEATEN TO DEATH

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>>29837606

I wonder how Sunny's first day without magic went.
While Canterlot High is a clean school, in many of the rubbish heaps we call education, questions like "Hey, does anyone got any magic?" would be enough to make them think she's asking to bum a hit off you.

>>29837565
>There's no 'true truth' possible
>proceeds to make claims about whats true and not true
wew