What would be the best way to cook and serve your waifu for dinner

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What would be the best way to cook and serve your waifu for dinner and what sides do you think she would pair well with?

AJ would be tough and chewy.
RD would be almost as tough, but have stringier meat.
Pinkie would probably taste oddly sweet and would need some sour spices to balance it out.
I think Fluttershy would genuinely taste like chicken.
Rarity would have so much products in her fur you'd probably have to boil her to get her skin to lift away from the meat to take the makeup with it.
Twilight would be really juicy and succulent from the belly and thigh pudge that would help keep in the moisture and flavor when cooked over an open fire.
Apple Bloom would probably have a youthful sweetness to her thigh meat.
Scootaloo would probably pair great with some buffalo sauce.
Sweetie would have very soft meat from not being super athletic, though from her CMC antics she's still have a decent amount.
Big Mac would make for some really tough, but flavorful steaks, and big enough mountain oysters to feed a whole family.
Celestia would go great with some orange sauce.
Luna I would probably marinate and smoke for a really long time over a low heat to really work in the flavor.