How would seduce your pony waifu? Why would she ever want

Hot monkey dick.
Hot monkey dick.

>>29805255
>why would she ever want to be with you
fuck off and let me have my fantasies, asshole

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>>29805255
Hey little girl, you want some candy?
>"Boy do I mister!"

>>29805255
Human stamina
Human stamina

>>29805267
>CV horse
you realize you're the candy, right

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nigga I can't even get laid in my own fantasies.

>>29805266
/thread

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Human stamina
Wit
Being a good flirt
Sharing interests
Pretty good-looking by human standards

>>29805293
too bad you only have a 4 inch dick LOL

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>>29805271
Not if this is the candy

>>29805255
I don't want to seduce, I want to build a meaningful relationship through life experiences.

>>29805332
That is also seduction you gook. Just a longer less overt seduction.

>>29805340
really? I always thought seduction was fast paced.

>>29805266
This. Stop drawing attention to my fear of not being good enough for her.

>>29805345
Seduction is an important part of any relationship. It can be fast or slow.

But basically it is how you make yourself desirable to the other person.

So it's a very broad thing that can be flirting but can also be long winded over the coursr of years.

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>>29805332
Yeah, this. I'd honestly rather spend time with her and enjoy her company than try to "put the moves on" her. That shit never works except in movies anyway. Real, passionate, lasting relationships are built on a bedrock of love, not lust. You have to still love them, even at their worst.

>>29805332
>>29805340
>>29805350
Are you going to help me improve my negging tips, too, mystery

>>29805363
we're "harshing his vibe" in pickup artist speak

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>>29805255
I'd shove marshmallow frosting into her butt and let her shit all over me.

>>29805391
>melted marshmallow bath
She killed rarity!

>>29805402
No that's just one of Rarity's orgasms.
Every bedroom in Equestria is covered in marshmallow.

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>>29805255
I'm too ashamed of myself right now to even have fantasies in my head about me and my waifu being together.
I need to lose weight and get get more ambitious before I feel worthy of her.

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>>29805255
I blow a party horn up her marevag. Instantly, she is mine.

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>>29805255
Buy her a lot of hay

>>29805352
>That shit never works except in movies anyway.
Incorrect. Ironically, you've simply gone in the opposite direction of 'quick seduction' and 'love at first sight' and ignored the reality that people are variable.
>meaningful
You can get a meaningful relationship without having to go through a slow buildup first.

>>29805609
Give that bitch some haylage
Bitches love haylage

Haylage is fermented hay

>>29805609
Ha

>>29805255
>seduce
That's not a good foundation for a proper relationship. Why would I choose to be with my waifu for one night, rather than the rest of my life?

>>29805609
>not apples
>not sugar cubes
>not oats
>fucking hay

You are cheap and don't deserve her.

>>29807294
>apples
Trying to kill your waifu.
>sugar cubes
Trying to give your waifu tooth decay
>Oats
Please...

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>>29805255
>mfw I wouldn't do a damn thing

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>>29805255
>How would seduce your pony waifu?
Give her a book. Bitches love books.
>Why would she ever want to be with you?
I have a lot of books.

>>29807313
if you cant fly you aint shit to dash

she doesnt want jack to do with you

>>29807339
You could get cancer, that'd work.

>>29805501
Improving yourself and setting goals is good. But don't condemn yourself too much. It's not about worth. That's not how friends and loved ones see each other. That's especially true for Sunset.

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>>29805255
She's my true love anon. We would never need any words if we ever met.
Maybe she would need some coaxing to become aware in the moment and see me with her true eyes, if so then i would provide it.
>>29807317
>>29805293
Also these. Besides introducing her to human thought and literature, i could also provide my human body for all kinds of lewd science

Same way I get 3D girls.

>Be their friend and get to know them.
>Let them be my friend and get to know me.
Ask them out when they're single and not in a mood to slit their wrist in a bathtub while listening to their favorite movie soundtrack.
>Don't become a quavering little bitch if I get rejected.
>Stay friends because even if you don't have a gf, you have someone to drink beer and talk shit about people behind their back with.

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>>29805255
>How would seduce your pony waifu?
Unite /mlp/ and /pol/ like medieval kingdoms.
>Why would she ever want to be with you?
Conquer the rest of 4chan.

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>>29807529
haha, that's sick, bro

can you give me some tips to improve my negging

>>29807529
>ever going near 3D no hooves
this should be a bannable offense
remove normalfag niggers

>>29807551
Sure. Step 1: Stop negging. Any gf you get with it was broken and worthless beforehand.

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>>29807577
Please stop, I wasn't being serious at all.

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>>29807529
Where the heck do people like you come from? Buzzfeed? /pol/?
Zozzle out of here.

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>>29805255

Do some wicked burnouts in front of their house with open headers. Girls like that.

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>>29807304
>Trying to kill your waifu.
Wtf, apples are perfectly fine for horses.

>>29807304
>implying apples kill horses

What? Apples are a staple of horses, are you thinking of tomatoes?

>>29808601
I think he's just a retarded faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3khH9ih2XJg

That's how.

>>29809272
>Anon pulls all the pussy in equestria with his sexy sax

>>29805352
Same here.

>>29805332
Me either.

>>29805255
Dexterous finger
Dexterous finger