I wonder how many Cheerilee Big Mac shippers are crying themselves

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>CCC discover
>first crush
perhaps, due to their adolescence they are mistaken and fail to realize Big D is already boning their teacher? please be a mistake, please be a mistake. they were such a qt ship DAMMIT!!

>>29802518

Sugar belle a cute! I might actually watch

SHIPPERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>When a ship goes aground, we laugh.
>When a ship sinks, we laugh.

>>29802518
I hope big mac does get shipped, becuse fuck shippers.

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>>29802518
>>29802551

>>29802640
Marble, he is your cousin!

>>29802518
>Sugar Belle.
I...will allow it.
That sounds adorable.

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>>29802662
Implying you had any say in it. You shippers are cancer.

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>>29802518
>First crush

Considering Big Mac must at least be in his mid 20s I find it hard to believe what sort of autist he must be for this to be his first crush.

>>29802693
Not saying I had any say in it.
I just find it out in left field, but it means the village ponies are going to show up in other places?

>>29802708
You've seen Big Mac, right?

He's nothing more than a stereotypical Appalachian redneck farmer.

>>29802708
His first crush was a plush...
He's a NEET that happens to be a brute.

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>>29802708
maybe he's /OurGuy/

>>29802708

Did you see Where the Apple Lies? Big Mac is a huge autist.

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>>29802518

>Big Mac/Cheerilee

That's not even the best Big Mac ship.

>>29802802
>Comics.
REEEEEEEE- aw fuck it...

>>29802728
He's not even a brute. A gentle giant without gentle but calm. A calm giant.

>>29802802
One of the few things the comics did right.

>>29802818
Calm yes, but he has his moments.
He also has his moments where he is a total goof.

>>29802818
Which is why Fluttermac was a thing when she was a fucking doormat in S 1

>>29802518
Is there clop yet?

>>29802518

>The CMC fail, leaving Big Mac heartbroken and Cheerilee picks him up on the rebound
>Good End Achieved

>>29802708

Now replace that with "Applejack" and wonder if it's anything BUT genetics.

MARBLEMAC BTFO

>>29802656
alleged cousin

>>29802656
>>29803160
in real damn life there's a barely higher incidence rate of offspring troubles for first cousins and it drops off a cliff beyond that, and the degree of separation that's in contention is so far removed that they might as well be total strangers

first cousin marriage/procreation is legal in like half the us, even (amsuingly not places like alabama that get inbred stereotypes harder)

>>29802518
I don't care about the shipping. I do care about it being another reason to write in Starlight Poochie since Sugar Belle came from "Our Town."

>>29802518
>On one hand CheeriMac and MarbleMac are cute
>On the other Sugar Belle is also extremely cute
dunno which one wins out

>>29803148
>inage is 5 months old.

>>29803148
That was fast.

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She doesn't deserve this.

>>29803050
Honestly I'd really want to see that twist to happen.

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>>29802518
What a fuck? Im more suprised they dropped Marble Pie! FUCK!!! I reallyw anted the Pie/Apple family together.

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>>29802518
Why must all the single teachers suffer?

>>29802518
What if... the name was posted wrong... and he actually has a crush on Sugar Star?

>>29802518
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESS

The writers DON"T watch the previous episodes.
>first crush
Nope, he had two forced crushed on Smarty pants and Cheeirlee and one real crush on Marble Pie

>CMC help BigMac with romance
Didn't learn anything in Hearth and Hooves Day?

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>>29802518
Remember guys, this isn't a crush, they were blushing because it was too hot in the room.

Marble Pie may seem like she wants Big Mac's dick inside of her but that's just an animation error.

>>29802518
>cheerimac
nah m8, this my shit
>>29802640

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>>29804289
They're just shy

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>>29804289
>>29804294

Yep, it isn't like the new writers doesn't know fucking anything about the show or the lore. Nope.

>>29804289
>>29804297
Its like you only now discover that newfag writers don't watch previous seaosns and current editor and director don't give a fuck about continuity.

FILLER SEASON
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>>29802656
Yeah no.
If you do the actual family tree, the Pie and Apple are probably the LEAST related families in all of Equestria.
Anyway, that ship is kill and Big Mac is a filthy race traitor that fell for a jewnicorn.

has anyone shipped Big Macintosh with Cheese Sandwich?

>>29802518
They made their bed and now they can lie in it.
Alone.
Forever.

>>29802518
>he has a crush
>on a mare

DROPPED

>>29804445
>a mare
>it's not his sister
DROPPED

I'm glad.

>>29804456
>it's not his filly sister
DROPPED

>>29804467
>it's not his granny
DROPPED

>>29804470
>it's not Orchard Blossom
DROPPED

>>29803148
>sugarmac (1)
WTF

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Bow down to the queen.

>Hard to Say Anything
Yeah, except we had a whole episode that revealed Mac normally can't shut up, but he took a weird vow of silence to give his sister more power over him. For some reason. I don't see how this would carry over to him talking to girls.

>>29802518
>Feather BANGS
lmao literally chad thundercock. I for one, welcome this episode. I hope they fail so the moral of the story is that shy man-children that like shoddy pony dolls don't get the girl in the end. Work smart, not hard cucks.

>>29802518
>how many layers of DYEWTS are you on
>like maybe 5 or 6 my man
>you are like a little baby, watch this

>>29802518
Unicorns should only breed with other unicorns.
This is degenerate.

Will this be "Big Macintosh is Not Gay™" the Episode?

>>29805416
No. That was established by Marble that he isn't gay.
>>29802518
I'd much rather it be where Sugar Belle and Marble Pie are trying to compete for Big Macs heart.

>>29805470
>tfw no romantic farce episode where Cheerilee, Marble Pie, Sugar Belle, and Orchard Blossom compete for Big Mac's affections

>>29804297

"Canon in the comics" is actually a strike against Marblemac, as the comics are cancer.

>>29805416

"Mac Gets Bearded" sounds horrible.

I would, however love to see Big Mac stuck in the equivalent of a harem comedy triangle between Sugar, Cheerliee, and Marble.

>>29806300
Who the fuck is Orchard Blossom?
Also, didnt he take Luna on a date in one of the comics?
That's one mare who's man I wouldn't want to steal.

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>>29802518
She's a cute

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>>29806349
>Who the fuck is Orchard Blossom?
One of Apple Bloom's cousins.
She was in S05E17 "Brotherhooves Social".

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Big Macintosh is for pure anal only!

>>29802518
writers dont even watch the show: the episode

>>29804520
Because the writers are fucking hacks.

>>29802518
S O U R C E

POST SOURCE

>>29806420
https://cf.press.discovery.com/ugc/highlights/2017/04/04/113716/DFC_Highlights_-_May_2017_-_Final.pdf

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>>29806349

>If the comics mattered it would be Cheerilee vs. Sugar Belle vs. Marble Pie vs. Princess Luna vs. Fleetfoot

Oh well. Enjoy your Sugar Belle or enjoy continuing to be single forever Mac.

>>29806587
>Fleetfoot
When did Fleetfoot ever like Big Mac?

>>29806587
He is literally drowning in bitches.
I guess that happens when there are only 2 males in the town.

>>29806627

When she hit her head too hard.

>>29806658
Source

>>29806587
They drowning him in bitches so faggots owuld finally stop shipping him with Fluttershy.

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>>29806672

IDW Issue #9/#10 I think. Same one with Luna kissing him.

>>29806686
Oh, shit. He really is drowning in pussy.

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>>29802518
You know, I'm all for Mac getting together with someone, I really am.

But I didn't think the show would pair him off with a character he's never met before. That's a kind of "I don't give a fuck" mentality the writers hadn't quite reached yet.

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>>29806706
Why would he suddenly fall in love with someone he already knows?

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>>29806722
There's at least two established characters he's interacted with that they could've used for the episode. Hell, the show's thrown in more than a few continuity gags about Big Mac and Cheerilee.

>>29806722
The show should support a love interest being born out of friendship rather than physical attraction. That's the min reason why fluttercord is growing strong.

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>Sweet Apple- Earth
>Pound Cake -Pegasus
>Pumpkin Cake -Unicorn
>Starburst - Unicorn
>Fluttercord - Draconequus
>Flurry Heart - Alicorn

These will be your G4.5 main 6

Fluttercord child should be called Sleipnir, but we know he won't be.

>>29802518
>mfw I read Sweetie Belle

>>29806399
homohorsefags B T F O

>>29802518
Come on writers...

I bet she doesn't pick either pony.

>>29809244
Where is that from?

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>>29807940
That's a good ship.
https://derpibooru.org/605090

>>29809244
I think there cute together.

>>29804492
Yeah, artist did the draw out of randomness and guess what? It was a wild guess.
Guy must buy a lottery ticket now to test his luck.

>>29806686
There is a MLP card that says Fleetfoot has a crush in Ponyville.
Yet this newfag writers dude...

So bigmac has a crush on sugar star. Could be interesting.

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>>29809403
>bigmac has a crush on sugar star
That actually WOULD be interesting.

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She's not a bad choice for a first crush.

I hope they actually get together in the episode, and all the bronies who have gotten married dresses as Big Mac and Cheerilee divorce.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JB92Lv2f8cY

>>29802518
I'm going to make a prediction here:

>Sugar Belle has a good friendship with Mac, likes being around him.
>She is more taken by Feather Bangs' 'confidence'.
>Feather Bangs is an arrogant, loud, obnoxious cockwad - a blatant caricature.
>The episode focuses on the differences between the Nice Guy (Mac)and the Asshole (Bangs).
>Non-subtly tells audiences that girls have to choose the Nice Guy because confidence and being forward with women like Feather Bangs is evil and an example of toxic masculinity.

Now let's hope I'm wrong and that the writers have a shred of genuine creativity left.

>>29804294
*Brrrraaaaaaaaaaaap*

>>29802518
I'm sure the "first crush" is only for the synopsis and that the episode itself will make no mention of Sugar being his first crush. He's practically got a harem going at this point, especially true if we include the comics.

>>29804294
>fart clouds

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>>29809557
>>29809678

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>>29809906
and there it is

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>>29809512
>the bronies who have gotten married dresses as Big Mac and Cheerilee

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>>29810726

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>>29806686

Fleetfoot is just a fucking slut

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>>29809906
kek, fuckin a

>>29802518
The real question is, who the fuck is Feather Bangs?

>>29810750
wew

>>29810750
Someday, she's not gonna be able to stay "in control" around some cute guy she decides to hang out with. :^)

>>29810784

Sugar belle brother. They will use "he is related after all" cliche to end the episode with everyone laughing

>>29806686
Daw.

>>29804477
You just see him trying to feed a slice of cake to a mirror.
>Sloooooowly back out the way you came. This is bat country now.

>>29810750

>keep me in control

That sound really fucking lewd

>>29810865
Chastity is her fetish

>>29802518
Funny, Big Mac and Sugar Belle could bond over both having had Starlight inside them.

Feather Bangs sounds like a Soft Fuck.

>>29811236
>In the end, Sugar Belle is left in the cold as Big Mac takes Feather Bangs to somewhere private for some... ~alone time~

Also, its kinda obvious based on the name that FB is a pegasus, right? Big Macs gonna Bang his Feathers.

>>29802518
Did they just forget him having a crush on both teacher and possible cousin? Hell, he was getting sweaty from Flutterass.

>>29802518
I have not scene the episode and I'm already disappointed.

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More Big Mac episodes!

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I'm just glad there doing something with Sugar Belle again.

>>29813062
Forgetting implies they ever knew in the first place.
I doubt these clueless hacks even watch the show.

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Peter New shared this on his twitter.

>>29814731
>derpibooru linked
FUG

>>29813081
Big Mac episodes are terrible, though.

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>>29815349

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>>29810826
I thought that was funny anon, so have a (You).

>>29813062
>he was getting sweaty from Flutterass
You can't be more retarded if you was seeing it as intentional tease. Stop posting anytime.

>>29804961

underrated

>>29802518
I'm not a Cheerimac shipper, but wouldn't it have made more sense to pair those two together given the Hearts and Hooves day episode?

>>29816676
But the whole message of that episode is that pushing them together was wrong.

I think Marble would have make more sense since she was his actual first crush.

>>29816687
Anything would be preferable to pushing two characters together that have had exactly zero prior interaction.

>>29809244
>Unicorn and an Earth Pony.

Degeneracy

>>29810750
Fleetfoot is best Wonderbolt.

>>29816693
Thats literally what hasbro is doing since beginning. Why focus on actual frinedships like SunburstxStarlight DiscordxFluttershy or CheerileexBig Mac when we can have one shot love from first sight romances like RarityxTrenderhoof or TwilightxFlash or Sugar BellexBig Mac

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>>29820055
one of them should have an emasculator

Path? Love? Hope?

>>29814731
Who.

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>>29816676
That was the start of it, they had 2 cameos afterwards strongly implying their relationship was continuing and they were more than just friends.

There is literally nothing wrong with that episode description

>>29821147
somebody call lostdragon01