Friendship is Magic #52 is still storytimed here!
>>29718363
Trixie and the Razzle-Dazzle Ruse is still storytimed here!
>>29619093
Whatever did happen to those diamond dogs? They were pretty well established in their tunnel network, and there seemed to still be a healthy supply of gems to be dug, even without the help of a magical pony. Of course, they also sent Rarity off with quite a ransom; how much of their stockpile could that have been, and did they decide to depart for a more prosperous vein afterwards? Or are they still toiling out where the ponies found them? Do other ponies still make contact with them, however accidental? What does spring mean to them, anyhow, being frequently subterranean?
>>29787813
Previous thread.
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
SEASON 7 TREASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJmPbLDyOXk
701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up -Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.
703: A Flurry of Emotions -After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!
704: Rock Solid Friendship -When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>29796913
Filly.
Did a filly just wink at me?
Filly says that "Harpies" sounds a lot like "herpes"
>>29796911
>Episode 3 is a flurry heart episode
Off to a rollicking good start
>>29796984
>>29796984
unf
>>29796987
And the season premiere is a couple of Glimmer episodes.
>>29796932
Filly thinks you're pretty neat.
>>29796998
Well, uh... filly is pretty cool!
This is my country filly.
Your country have a country filly?
>>29796991
Don't unf to fillies.
>>29797020
Yeah. Starting the day fillyposting, huh?
How can fully grown mares even compete?
>>29797043
UNF
>filly shitposters didn't post when we had IDs
>they come out of the woodwork now
Really gets my noggin joggin
>>29796911
>Whatever did happen to those diamond dogs?
Rarity sent some mercenaries to get their gems.
RIP.
>>29797048
might also be that there was just enough other stuff to talk about during the /mlpol/ days and they just went back to fillyposting when the threads slowed down again
>>29797048
I posted fillies there too, but I was more interested in the crossboard discussions.
Everything is shitposting to you people. Fillies are shitposting. Sunset is shitposting. Starlight is shitposting. Rainbow Dash is shitposting. EQG is shitposting. Literally the only thing I've never seen been called shitposting is horse cocks, which I wish I could say surprised me.
>tfw no filly shitposter to post in 4chan with
>>29797048
We learn a lot
>nyxfag is britbong
>Mlpg is filled with spics
>we have at least six Argentines
>one Guatemala tripfag
>the Loliposters are two or three huehues and one Argentine
>>29797060
Boops aren't shitposts either.
>Today is 404 Day
Filly not found.
>>29797066
It was nice to see all the flags.
It was cool.
>>29797067
Well that just goes without saying.
>>29797066
>>Mlpg is filled with spics
Depends on the hour. At night almost everyone was American.
>>29797069
But then who's that? I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>29797073
Yeah, who would have said MLPG was so diverse.
>>29797069
404 filly is adorable.
>>29797075
Half of those were probably still Hispanic desu
>>29797066
I'd love to post more loli but I'm busy
>kiss one
>pet one
>ignore one
>>29797090
Why would you ignore any?
>>29797076
Who knows.
>>29797093
Memes aren't mystery.
MEME FILLY
>>29797106
Don't bully my daughteru.
Is the Deviations comic with Blueblood not up on yayponies or am I just too stupid to find it?
>>29797116
Don't see it.
>>29797120
Okay, thanks!
>>29797122
Do you need the link from the storytime thread?
>>29797060
Well sunset IS shitposting. The faggots do get called out often as well.
>>29797133
I was just looking for the cbz file to add it to my collection. If the thread contains a link to that yes, otherwise I'll just wait for yayponies to eventually upload it
>>29797060
Stop shitposting you filthy boopslut.
>>29797171
https://derpy.me/Deviations
Try that.
>>29797190
Thanks man
The only thing Pony wants to do, is be more like Pony, and be less like (You).
Suddenly this chick comes in and slaps your husbando on the butt.
What do you do?
>>29796994
I can't wait
>>29797241
ask her why
>>29797259
Because she is the God-Appless of Equestria and she will do damn well as she pleases.
>>29797241
Kiss it better
>>29796911
>Whatever did happen to those diamond dogs?
I like to think that created a town underground. They have an inn to for travelers, a gift shop, and an armory for special weapons and tools made only by diamond dogs.
They also created many sight seeing locations of beautiful
caves for tourists.
And they get their money from the jewels they mine and sell it to big cities
Are fillies hypoallergenic? I can't love something that I might be allergic to.
I like ponies
>>29797297
Hah gaaaaaaaaaaay
>>29797295
i dunno if ponies get allergies
>>29797297
Do you like this pony? She is very pretty.
>>29797297
>>29797269
I would visit Diamond Dogville
>>29797297
me too!
>>29797297
>>29797312
>>29797313
Nobody likes that pony.
>>29797253
It's gonna be trashtastic
Would you let your filly date a human boy?
>>29797344
AJ likes that pony.
Your favorite pony is cheating on you
>>29797241
wait for her to slap my butt, too
>>29797396
It's okay... I j-just... want h-her to be happy
>>29797374
Depends on the boy.
>>29797396
Funny. I'm not Raymond or Anthony Burch.I'm more surprised that people make good content in /v/ of all places. mk404 emblem if anyone's wondering.
>>29797345
Are the fillies grumpy enough to extract Ultra Grump Juice?
>>29797457
...Ultra Grump Juice?
>>29797481
The essence of grumpiness distilled into its purest form.
>>29797481
No, but I know of one filly that can make everyone grumpy.
>>29797509I will talk about Celestia
>>29797509
>everyone
Joke's on you, I've reached a point where I can't really hate any character as long as it's a filly.
>>29797522
I can't hate any pony at all. They're too qt.
>>29797522
My condolences, anon. I hope you get over your lack of taste soon.
>>29797528
I don't think they can.Cancer is always terminal.
wait, are sea ponies going to be in the movie?
>>29797583
They shoo be doo.
Filly is trying to be edgy.
Fillies or colts?
>>29797618
Stallions
>>29797618
I'd fuck all three of them in the pic
Filly says that if you don't give her a filly treat, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>29797645
How can that be? I'm filly's son from the future!
your filly daughteru is in heat for the first time and is confused. What do?
>>29797665
Give her a lot of paternal love
Shitheads
>>29797618
Why not both?
>>29797618
Both
>>29797704
>>29797628
But there's a colt there. Don't let the skirt confuse you.
>>29797776
I know, the skirt is what sold me
Whats that black pony i keep seeing aronud, the big forehead glasses one?
I hate it.
>>29797794
Shut up, britain
>>29797794
This one
>>29797800
Im from america , hi, hello.
>>29797805
THAT ONE, THE GOBLIN LOOKIN ONE. Whats her deal?
>>29797810
that butt is too cute
>>29797808
>what's her deal
she's dumb and gay and smells her own butt and likes smelling her own butt
>>29796994
It's good to get the shit episodes out of the way first.
>>29797689
What kind of paternal love?
>>29797827
I think she smells like some other pony's butt
>>29797867
ill make my own cute oc, WITH WAY TOO MUCH HAIR.
>>29797868
wanna snuggle
>>29797793
But anon. It will hurt a filly
execute filly 66
So BEA and all his illiterate pedophilic clones were confirmed Mexican?
>>29797396
>>29797408
>>29798141
With ME
You can delet my posts of her, but you can't delet my love of her.
Titles and synopses.
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/04/titles-and-descriptions-revealed-for.html
The fillies want to be blanket wrapped again
>>29798189>Fluttershy Leans
I misread that asFluttershy Learnsat first and thought it was an episode aboutponelets
>>29798189
>When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.
OHHHHHHHHH BOY
>>29798217
Mac x cheerile shippers on suicide watch
>>29798217
I seriously thought that was fake when I read it.
I never expected an episode like that.
>>29798189
>Hard to Say Anything
This sounds awful.
Please wake me up.
>Parental Glideance
This has potential.
>Forever Filly
I yearn for more cmc episodes
But i'm not liking that synopsis one bit.
I want them to stay filly forever.
>Fluttershy Leans In
I don't like fluttershy suddenly out of nowhere having career dreams never hinted at before.
Otherwise there is potential.
>>29798217
I'm really not excited for that one
>>29798239
>This has potential.
Yeah.
>Dash didn't tell her parents because they are spergs
>they find out anyway
>they manage to make even Dash ashamed of the boasting
>>29798251
It's going to be cringe comedy, isn't it?
Wanna bet Dave Rapp will be writing it?
>>29798189
>Forever Filly
Sounds like an episode specifically written for MLPG
>It's about them not being fillies anymore
Sounds like an episode specifically not written for MLPG
>>29798217
Wait, Sugar Belle as in that bakerpone from Glimmer's village?
Holy shit
>>29798275
That one, yeah
f o r e v e r f i l l y
>Sweetie Belle is growing up episode
DELET THIS
Are they gonna make Rarity an idiot in the Forever Filly episode?
>>29798304
>>29798217
While I agree that Sugar Belle is a very lovely pony, they better explain why Big Mac doesn't care about Marble anymore.
>>29798316
He never did.
>>29798309
She's gonna skip straight to Granny Smith age
>>29798316
>Because Mac's gonna get his dick smashed by a rock if he goes anywhere near Marble
I miss /mlpol/.
>>29798334
I miss IDs
>>29798316
Pinkie is constantly watching.
>>29798317
suuure
>>29798316
Would you honestly want the Pie family as your relatives?
>>29798316
He caught wind that the Apples and the Pies might be related and insert incest joke here
>>29798334
>>29798339
>mfw it's not coming back
>>29798189
>Fluttershy is determined to make her career dreams come true with the help of some very special ponies. But when her true vision is not being executed properly, she must find a way to stand up and fight for her ideas.
What career dreams
Which special pones
What the hell
At least Fluttershy Leans is continuing S6's streak of giving Fluttershy more development.
>unofficial poste mare for pregnancy
>paired with Big Mac
Of course
>>29798361
>development
>it's another fluttershy stops being shy episode
Nice joke.
>>29798316
she showed him her scissor collection
>>29798184
Stronk filly is really cute.
>>29798381
You could say the same thing for most fillies.
>>29798360
Wasn't that the Rarity episode where she turned into a mass-produced dress maker instead of what she wanted?
>>29798370
>being shy means not being able to have a career
You might be confusing "shy" and "severely autistic"
>>29798394
>>29798189
No, that was Rarity determined to make her career dreams come true with the help of a very special pony. But when her true vision was not being executed properly, she found a way to stand up and fight for her ideas.
>>29798394
Sure, but there are plenty of ways you can do that plot under the lense of a new character
>>29798370
Fluttershy mans up part VI
>>29798239
>I want them to stay filly forever
But Anon...almost seven years have passed. They're not your little fillies anymore.
>>29798403
>>29798404
Okay, but, what career does Fluttershy even have other than "professional animal caretaker"? Are they gonna make her a zookeeper or something?
>>29798416
She designs dakimakuras
>>29798389
Yas but that one is exceptionally cute
>>29798389
Well yeah, but still. Her unique hairstyle and timidness makes her stand out.
Just like this one.
>>29798239
>But i'm not liking that synopsis one bit.
>I want them to stay filly forever.
Fuck off. We don't need this Simpsons-tier garbage here.
You can always make more fillies.
>>29798416
Professional animal husbandry
Either that or singing, maybe
>>29798422
>Same colours mane
>Same colour eye
>Same colour mane
>lower lash, just like stronk filly
Are you sure that isn't her?
Did we see her cutie mark?
The mane and the thin upper lashes i assume are makeup choices a pon can change at any time.
That make has a certain curliness almost like it is usually in pigtails but unmade for the occasion.
Apples.
>>29798449
>That make
That mane*
>>29798449
The other one is a blank flank.
>>29798449
Don't be fillyist, anon.
>>29798449
Her eyelashes are different. She also appeared in another episode with other foals.
>duplicate image
>>29798458
MLPG really loves fillies, huh.
>>29798458
What do you want from me.
Affirmative action for colts?I would vote for that
>>29798360
>What career dreams
She wants to sing in the A cappella group
>>29798470
Those colts are adorable.
>>29798467
>Her eyelashes are different.
As i said, in the post you're quoting
> the thin upper lashes i assume are makeup choices a pon can change at any time.
There is definitely similarities in that one yes. Though that one has different shades of the colours on both mane and coat (unless it's just a washed out image), no lower lashes, and outside of the front lump the mane is all different.
I mean don't get me wrong. I'm just theorizing aloud. It's probably not strong filly.
All the fillies are the same to me. They all want kisses and belly rubs.
>>29798470
Colt should be hired based on merit, not because of some silly quota.
>>29798496
Well
I don't disagree but
The being a colt part is a gigantic merit
>>29798496
Is this work train related?
>>29798467
>can't find my copy of Scootaloo dumping out a bucket of fillies.gif
Ah well. Regardless, MLPG loves them as much as the law allows.
Except for that one degenerate who loves them more than that.And lemon, who's enamored with DT.
I just want this filly to appear more often.
Calling it now, Flurry of Emotions and Parental Glideance will suck.
>>29798524
okay
>>29798521
Love is love, Anon.
>>29798521
>>29798535
If they really loved fillies they'd wait until they're old enough.
>>29798539
Thanks, I just couldn't find the thing for some reason.
>Sweetie Belle will grow up in your lifetime
>>29798549
>>29798549
I would aClaire
>>29798560no hooves
>>29798542
>If they really loved fillies they'd wait until they're old enough.
Then they wouldn't be fillies anymore...
>>29798582
But they would still be the filly of your heart, Anon. If you can't love them when they're mares, what makes you think you deserve them as fillies?Besides, the chances of a pony afflicted with a neotenic growth disorder is so small you'd never find one.
>>29798596
I'm only straight for fillies, though
>>29798582
They would also not be pure anymore.
>>29798626
Then you're shit out of luck, degenerate.
How many bits should I expect to pay to touch a jabonees pony at a convention these days?
>>29798189
>Fluttershy Leans In
Fluttershy learn to be assertive again
>Forever Filly
Sounds nice.
>Parental Glideance
Rainbow Dash's parents are overenthusiastic dingdongs (PTA Soccer Mom and Drunk Dad in the Stands)
>>29798640
Get with the times, gramps.
http://www.thehorse.com/articles/28515/appropriate-breeding-age
>>29798239
>I want them to stay filly forever.
>>29798712
I hate change so much.
>When Rarity surprises Sweetie Belle with a special day together filled with all of her favorite activities, she quickly learns that her little sister is no longer the little foal she used to be.
The teen slut Sweetie fics write themselves
>Thinking that Sweetie will change
Rarity will just treat her like she did when she was 5 and played dress up with her makeup.
Nothing will change.
>>29798781
If she get a fucking teen pony model I'm going to stop watching this shit.
>>29798797
Good
>>29798781
Nah, that episode will be about sweetie belle first estrus
>>29798334
The IDs and flags were nice.
I'm sure I'd grow to hate the flags eventually, but I would have liked to keep the IDs.
>>29798496
>Colt should be hired based on merit
Colt is gonna end up as NEET
>>29798647
you don't pay with bits
instead, you pay with eternal sadness
because you quickly realize that it was the high point of your life and nothing will ever measure up to it again
>>29798797
If she gets a teen pony model I will feel infinite satisfaction.
>>29798781
>teen slut Sweetie fics
>>29798189
Gotta give it to them.
These sound much more interesting than the initial batch.
>Fluttershy plans for the future touched upon.
>Dealing with CMC growing up (probably not for real).
>Big Mac shenanigans.
She's gonna steal them. Will you stop her?
Coco
>>29799128
There's a security camera.
She'll be caught and horse-handled by dozens of burly guards.
>>29799135
>>29799128
As long as I get my cut, I'll help her steal all the dirty tacos we can haul.
>>29799139
no matter what they do, they cannot uneat those tacos
holy balls more sugar belle
very excited
>>29799188
she failed her entry level friendship test
>>29799280
Welp', nice knowing ya
>>29798251
>potential
That's more than can be said for some of Dash's worst episodes.
https://twitter.com/hiroyuki_ni/status/849351413293604865
Oh boy, here we go....
I hope the moral of Forever Filly is that Sweetie Belle will forever be a filly no matter how much she tries not to be
>>29799280
oh no
>>29799280
That pony and her episodes are straight up cancer.
>>29799408
it's too bad it hasn't killed you yet then
I'm NEVER changing
I'm going to be a filly FOREVER
>>29799412
I use special radiated goggles to watch Glimmersodes
>>29799432
can I join you
kek
you what
https://twitter.com/hiroyuki_ni/status/849351413293604865
>>29799432
Time is a predator that stalks you all your life, Sweetie Belle
You cannot evade it
>>29799432
WISH GRANTED, you will now remain the same age and stay in the same class forever. The rest of the world will age and babies will be born on the show clearly showing the passage of time but you will always be a filly.
>>29799502
Sweetie Belle stared Time in the eyes and it went "aww"
>>29799502
Counter
Sweetie is a cartoon
She'll never age. She'll just be canceled.
>>29799532
Actually, she will suffer far worse than cancellation.
>>29799544
>>29799496
a cute.
>>29799557
A CUTE
>>29799496
They will tolerate & gas the shit out of you I guess?
>>29799560
For an OC, Aryanne is cute and arousing.
>>29799568
Arousing, you say?
>>29799568
The perfect aryan mare, blonde hair blue eyes.
>>29799591
Have a less anthro-y picture of her you could post?
>>29799603
Nah, but have some pure pegasi instead.
filly is playing super mario run
>>29799654
how is she even pushing the screen, with her snout?
So we just gave the sub to /pol/ apparently.
cute ponies, big butts, etc.
>>29799666
>apparently
I think Satan has confirmed it.
who has friend ids for super mario run
>>29799666
source
>>29799666
Wait what?
>>29799692
>>29799694
>>29799694
http://mlpg.co/ot/index.html
>>29799696
>posts from four years ago
Man.
>>29799666
How is that giving it to anyone
they just posted a thread, which anyone can do
>>29799710
A tiny leak in a dam will eventually lead to a breach.
>>29799709
http://mlpg.co/co/res/6.html
When will they reveal the writers for the episodes?
>>29799696
>18 posts
>FP said they can have the thread but won't get a board
Does not seem like "giving the sub top /pol/"
>>29799723
Nigger cool your jets, if they get out of line then the current moderation staff will just deal with it.
Like they have for every insurgency so far.
>>29799723
I think you are being rather alarmist
There is a thread, it will get like 10 posts and die, then sit there as a monument to inactivity for several years
like everything else
>>29799723
You do know that pineapple can just ban them if they shit up the board, right
>Samurai Jack is back
>Invader Zim is back
Man, what a time to be aliveNow we just need Dan back
>>29799736
>>29799737
>>29799739
They will be followed by drumpt posts and reddot threads, followed by whiteboi generals.
>>29799748
>good night
Yuropoor detected.
>>29799743
Oh god no, how are they fucking up Zim now
>>29799750
>a bloo bloo bloo
>I don't like that /pol/ can be human and have fun too
>>29799763
Wow, not just going to call him a shill or a redditor?
>>29799762
Nothing can top fucking up your taste anyway.
>>29799771
I like to pretend I'm above making such accusations about people without proof.
>>29799775
They'll bring back secret millionaires and pound puppies before your terribad Dan
When will we be migrating to fillychan?
>>29799788
I don't think we could handle the return of clandestine derriere amusement
filly is b*cking pwning noobs on clash royale
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>29799797
>fillychan
I want to make this a thing now. But what will the boards be?
filly wears the collar
>>29799911
/fp/ - filly porn
>>29799911
/filly/ - fillies
/things/ - filly things
/treats/ - food (mostly filly treats)
/colt/ - colts
>>29799946
>le pinkamina xd
>not bard ponk
faggots
>>29799956
Salty anon discovers that someone doesn't have the same headcanon as he does
>>29800096
to be fair AJ and Dash seems backwards too
also horses love salt
>>29799911
/filly/ - fillies and filly accessories
/colt/ - colts and colt accessories
/subpon/ - mares and stallions, and related accessories
/trash/ - everything else
maybe porn boards as subboards of /filly/, /colt/, and /subpon/.
Starbase Lyra 3 is a base in the Trek Universe
I want to go there
>>29800211
I can't believe Big Mac is going to fuck Sugar Belle
>>29800259
I bet you didn't even minor in cuddling
Filly is trying to watch her show.
The TV's not even on.
>>29800243
Impeccable style!
>>29800333
why is her chin so sharp
>>29799904
Good night, Tirek
>>29800338
She's edgy.
How can Big Mac and Sugar Belle even work? Doesn't she live over in the equality village?
boulder eats a sandwich in the episode 'maud pie' it's so great
like it's there one scene gone the next
Changeling is excited about the launch of his new TV channel!
>>29799943
>>29799951
>>29800167
http://fillychan.club/
The catalog doesn't work but that's the only error I've found so far.
>>29800472
I guess they're trading between villages
Big Mac gives her fresh apples and in return he gets hot mare love
>>29800498
>we already have a sub
>all the shitposters want their own
>forever filly
>>29800506
>implying ponychan is a sub
>>29800498
That was fast.
>>29800498
>Open /colts/ in new tab
>Click on /filly/
>Colt tab reloads to /filly/
>Big Mac and Sugar Belle
Gonna admit, I didn't see that coming.
I'm really excited for the new season.
I hope Tree Hugger is in it.
>>29800524
With my lack of tech savviness, it's a wonder the board works at all. You just gotta learn to love the quirks.
>>29800526
Big Macintosh is such a slut
>>29800526
did we get to see her personality much after they got unequalized? I don't recall
>>29800506
>not letting them leave
It's like you never learn
>>29800569
She's Fluttershy
>>29800584
Big Mac does like the shy ones
hey mlpg, what ifcute boys
>>29800601
Boys or colts?
>>29800601
you had better mean boy horses
>>29800605I mean, I could go either way.
>>29800601
Stallions are pretty great
>>29800617
I really like that fashion stallion
>>29800601
>>29800629
He's one of my favorites
>>29800629
hes pretty good
>>29800649
He was cute I guess
>>29800685
Very
>>29800632
What about cute Rainbow Dashes?
>>29800685
Yeah he was
hes not one of my all time favorites but he is a bretty cute horse
>>29800693
>>29800692
He's fucking ugly
Trust MLPG to husbando the ugliest stallions and forget cuties like Braeburn or Caramel exist
>>29800773
I don't forget any stallion exists
>>29800733
i want to cum inside
>>29800773
He's not my horsebando, but he's still cute
I want an episode with Moondancer crying in a shit-filled diaper.
>>29800791
Keep dreaming, degenerate.
>>29800784
His mane is stupid and his glasses are ugly.
There is literally nothing good about him, not even the episode was good.
>>29800805
His mane is great and the episode was great too
Pony shot one web at your torso, in an attempt to stop your deadly freefall, instead of multiple webs to better distribute the sudden shock and loss of momentum.
>>29800805
>shittalking the episode
now you went too far
>>29800796
Shitting her diaper after eating Mexican food with lots of hot sauce.
>>29800826
Pony is now horrified that I am paralyzed from the waist down; she didn't know that humans are not one homogeneous substance on the inside like ponies.
>>29800805
Every time I come here you people remind me you have the worst taste in everything
>>29800862
I agree. There are actually people who liked the episode, can you believe it?
>>29800781
There's nothing there?
filly is being a little shit
>>29800877
Why are you so aggressive with your bad taste?
>>29800805
Terse pls
>>29800932
You're pretty aggressively attacking his aggressiveness, in all fairness
>>29800840
Excuse me
Fart connoisseur here
If you want a rank ass diaper, you're gonna want garlic, broccoli, asparagus, and radish
>>29800784
>Rarity has rubbed cheeks with a stallion
whelp, time to get a new waifu.
She's already impregnated now.
Glimmer is garbage
>>29800860
She actually fired 4 webs and you're completely fine
>>29800991
Ponies can only get pregnant through cuddling with the lights off
>>29800991
Rarity was already preggers with Sweetie Belle though
>>29800826
It's okay I fucked her arch nemesis beforehand
>>29800513
http://mlpg.co
Nerd
IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO
>>29800498
>Tinyboard
Have fun with that.
>>29801001
I'd take her out on a date. To the DUMP.
>>29801001
you are garbage also, its a perfect match!
Damn pineapple scared as fuck senpai
>>29801057
I tried other software but nothing wanted to cooperate. Tinyboard just works seamlessly. Except for the catalog.
>>29801083
I'd tell her she has to share the episode with Shitmer, but that might spoil the mood.
>>29801078
I am just surprised you didn't use vichan. It is Tinyboard's successor.
>>29801136
Celestia is used to being disappointed most of the time by now. Nowadays she's glad to appear at all.
>>29800983
He's wrong about the Mexican shit too. You don't want a wet and soppy diaper falls apart
>>29801263
Celestia is a cutie, even if she's still a virgin.
>>29801370
inb4 Sombraposter
>>29801387
>>29801370
>imblying
>the general for a game about space flight was killed by one dude who loved fucking cats and loved talking about it
>mlpg survived shyraposting with nary a scratch
really makes you think
>>29801398
Go back to Youtube KP, you're drunk.
>>29801387
They would be pretty cute together tho
>>29801408
We survived so much more
Only thing that could kill us would be the show ending
>>29801409
>Thinking I'm KP
>>29801408
MLPG isn't what it used to be
An actual, real dedicated shitposter could probably kill the thread in its current state, but it's already half dead so nobody bothers
>>29801459
>mlpg isn't what it used to be
b-but I'm still here!
>>29801459
>half dead
It's basically the fastest thread on the site, and by far the fastest of all the threads I don't filter or hide.
Filly has terminal seven.
>>29801459
>real dedicated shitposter
We just weathered EQG spam a couple weeks back.
I loved how autistic people got over the OP images.
Celestia is trying to build a dyson sphere again
>>29801465
>It's basically the fastest thread on the site
uh, anon? Have you _been_ to some of the more popular boards lately?
/ptg/ (the trump one, not the private tracker one on /g/) probably has 10x the posts/hr of mlpg. hell, /ptg/ is probably right about even with us.
Welp. Waifu Wars has half it's field set with next saturday showing the other half of the field.
Chrysalis vs #2 in Block D
#1 in Block C vs Princess Luna
#1 in Block D vs Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash vs #2 in Block C
Day 6(4/8/17):
Block C:
Octavia(0) vs Pinkie Pie(3)
Fluttershy(6) vs Derpy Hooves(3)
Scenarios:
A Fluttershy win guarantees a tournament spot and the #1 seed.
However, if Fluttershy loses, and Pinkie wins, we have a tiebreaker match.
If Fluttershy and Tavi win, Tavi/Pinkie/Derpy have a tiebreaker match.
If Derpy and Tavi win, Derpy/Flutters advance to tournament.
Block D:
Vinyl Scratch(3) vs Applejack(0)
Sonata Dusk(3) vs Sunset Shimmer(6)
A Sunset win guarantees #1 seed in block and a tournament spot.
However, Sunset and AJ win, AJ, Sonata, Vinyl have a tiebreaker match for #2 spot.
Sunset loses and AJ wins, Sonata and Sunset advance.
Sunset loses and Vinyl wins, Sunset, Vinyl, Sonata have a tiebreaker match.
I messed up babbies statements, AJ and Tavi are Barely still in this.
>>29801465
>It's basically the fastest thread on the site
If you pretend every board other than /mlp/ doesn't exist, sure
And a fast thread that is 90% shitposting is still a dead thread
>>29801473
If you genuinely think that was a dedicated shitposter, you've never seen one
>>29801481
>>29801487
Shit, I meant the board.
We don't even have a lot of contributors to harass anymore so our shitposting is always going to be week these days
>>29801487
And if you think Shyra is shitposting, neither have you
>>29801477
Don't we like, already have one of those shark vacuums, mom
>>29801504
We simply do not have enough ponies
we should fix that
>>29801598
>more ponies
>>29801625
INCREASED HORSE NUMBERS
THE HORSES HAVE FLED
>15 hour MLPg thread
>still 90 post for the bump limit
Fucking slow, /mlpol/ kill us
>>29801651
Nonsense
>>29798239
>>29798259
It's probably going to be Rarity trying to spend quality time with Sweetie doing like, literal baby activities. Arts and Crafts with macaroni pictures, playing really low tier board games and stuff like that.
And Sweetie has to remind her she's 11 now and that she doesn't do that stuff anymore
I ALSO PREDICT THE FAINTING COUCH TO SHOW UP
>>29801662
>Rarara will never Wahaha again
>>29801670
But she did
>>29801662
THE BETTER DONT USE A TEEN MODEL ON SWEETIE
>>29801662
Also if they do change the models and make them look older im gonna shit
>>29801683
When and where, Anon
>>29801693
mebbe
>>29801695
In your heart
>>29801693
They probably aren't going to change their puppets until its their turn for princessification
>>29801662
>>29801693
>Mfw the episode starts with a time skip
>>29801715
oppai loli princessification?
>>29801715
This. The current writers made it a point to constantly drill in our heads that TWILIGHT SPARKLE WILL NOT OUTLIVE HER FRIENDS.
>>29801712
Bitch we don't have hearts
>>29801715
But theyve been changing Caramel around since the 1st season!
>>29801748
Those weren't deliberate changes
just sloppy use of background assets
Fillies should remain fillies forever.
>>29801759
they're making an episode about it
Good news, the sub has gotten its ssl certificate and now the main domain is https only!
>>29801784
I don't care. That episode is not canon.
Fillies. Are. Fillies.
>>29801793
oh jeez
>>29801744
>pony ear fetish
now that's a first
>>29801793
But is it filly friendly?
>>29801724
How can you love a pony without a heart?
>>29801793
That's great
What does that mean?
>>29801795
Fillies are overrated.
>>29801793
Protip: Let's Encrypt is free and offers an auto-renew daemon.
>>29801793
Kinda pointless for an anonymous imageboard, but whatever. At least the site has that green lock thingy now.
>>29801817
Why does that matter?
>>29801811
if anything they're underrated
>>29801806
End to end encryption.
>>29801817
Dang, they already got my $9 for the one I have.
>>29801811
Filly Filly
Rock the filly
Filly ball Z
>>29801849
CHA LA
HEAD CHA LA
>>29801838
>>29801793
>he actually paid for a certificate in 2017
>when you can get one for free from letsencrypt, or just slap cloudflare on your site and let them do it for you
seriously?
>>29801867
How pure do you need to be to ride a flying filly?
>>29801830
...it's free?
Plus shorter key lifetimes and API for automating renewal.
*blocks your path*
>>29801867
>>29801884
*throws u in the trash*
>>29801872
You just have to give her treats
>>29801872
there is no flying filly
>>29801895
*teleports behind you*
*starts booping*
>>29801895
can't slam the glim glam
>>29801926
I can body slam her.
>>29801884
>>29801924
>>29801926
Literal garbage
>>29801926
Spike slams her every night.
>>29801950
Spike can't even lift her.
>>29801958
How do you know?
Do you even lift?
>>29801980
Yes, tempwork in a warehouse, I gotta lift things.
>>29801980
I lift the peetzer to my mouth
Does that count?
>>29802009
rip horse
>>29802009
I wonder how he feels about Big Mac.
>>29801980
Yeah, all the time.
What, do you just let trash bags pile up inside your house?
I can't wait for the return of the cute baker poner
>>29802042
I hope she gets preggers
>you will never Netflix and chill with ponies
>>29802058
there's something wrong with your ponies
>>29802051
I will never not hear Night Glider's voice as Sunset doing a Dash impression
>>29802058
Why is the hotdog whore there and not purplesmart?
>>29802051
I can't wait AB to be jealous and protective of her big brother.
>>29802067
Hot dogs are delicious.
>>29802067
The artist go full REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE with purplesmart.
>>29802067
They're watching a movie adaptation. She already read the book.
>>29802067
Twilight is overrated.
>>29802051
>you will never impregnate her and make terrible baking and oven jokes
>>29802073
He really hates purple, doesn't he?
>>29802067
Why hasn't purplesmart been replaced by the hotdog whore permanently yet
>>29802085
Purple and reasonably proportioned anatomy.
>>29802081
Don't worry, now Big Mac will
Would youhugScootaloo?
>>29800526
Sugar Belle is going to see it coming.
And by that I mean she's going to see Big Mac ejaculating.
>>29802067
Artist has shit taste
>>29802102
You bet her orange ass I would.
>>29802116
>>29802116
I want to massage her filly wings.
I accidentally married and bred your waifu
I'm sorry
>>29802153
surprise, that was me who impregnated her
>>29802153
That's ok anon, I accidentally astral projected into your waifu and overwrote her with my own thoughts and personality.
>>29802175
does...that make you his waifu now?
>>29802222
how's Rumble supposed to hit that?
I don't need it...
>>29802233
the Emperor will provide a way
>>29802233
With a ladder.
>>29802222
her big?
>>29802238
I would probably literally cuddle that to pieces.
>>29802222
Nice quads cosmo
>>29802233
Rumble can fly
Well, did you?
>>29802264
Please don't mutilate the fillies.
>>29802264
Please do not cuddle kill the fillies.
>>29802277
Why would I call? She's fine.
>>29802165
What a fatty fat fat
>>29802283
Fly filly
>>29802291
Return the filly.
>>29802299
...no.
I have a trillion dollar idea
>make every pony an alicorn
You're welcome hasbro. I prefer checks
>>29802314
She is right to be afraid.
>>29801793
https://www.ssllabs.com/ssltest/analyze.html?d=mlpg.co
See also: https://wiki.mozilla.org/Security/Server_Side_TLS
If you have over 100 pictures of fillies on your computer, go directly to jail.
>>29802434
Does it count if they're human fillies?
>>29802451
>having fillies with no hooves on your computer
>>29802434
>>29802434
Not today.
never trust a donk
Round fillies
>>29802485
who keeps giving a gun to sweetie bell
>>29802434
I have over a thousand filly pictures on my computer.Not counting the lewds.
>>29802491
around donks, never relonk
>>29802499
You're going to SUPER jail, fucko.
All I want in life is to cuddle a cute filly and feel her heart beating against my chest as she sleeps.
>>29802531
she would probably kick in her sleep
>>29802531
All I want in life is to hug a pony, and destroy all of my enemies.
>>29802485
NOT THIS TIME
>>29802563
She'd probably do filly noises in her sleep, too.
Maybe even start moving her little hooves in an attempt to walk while she's dreaming like a little dog.
How can I date a pony? What are some general things a pony wants in a partner?
They would want a positive person with a passion, right?
...so I'm just fucked?
>>29802569
You're a fool if you think fillybullets can harm me.
go to sleep mlpg
>>29802641
>>29802642
but I have things to do
Might do one for Applebloom tomor
gnite MLPG
>>29802743
night big guy
>>29802767
Hello Filly.
>>29802434
fug
>>29802566
that hoss is FAR too big
Filly promised to kill you last.
https://youtu.be/dBhJSg_5WGo
>>29802642
youre not the boss of me
>>29802862
Was this filmed on some sort of earthquake potato
>>29802847
That's what she said last time.
>>29802883
I wanna touch her cheeks.
>>29802566
T-this... is photoshopped... r-right?
>>29802847
Pet the filly and tell her I await the sweet release of death.
>>29802944
Clydesdales are huge horses, m8. Draft horses in general get really big.
>>29802970
>>29802566
>>29802944
>there are people who thought this horse was unrealistically big
>>29802944
got a problem with big ponies?
>>29803005
Now that I look it up, Mudsdale is about the right heightand weightfor a very large Clydesdale
Ten days.
>>29803054
thats adorable
>>29802601
>How can I date a pony?
First, make sure the pony isn't already in a relationship. Next, find out where she works and wait until she leaves., then ask her out for dinner. Make sure it's dinner, NOT coffee or an ice cream shop. Dinner is more romantic and longer, this allows you to discus your life and learn more about the other pony.
>What are some general things a pony wants in a partner?
Someone who is easy to talk to and has good hygiene. It's important to love yourself first before you try to date another pony. How else do you expect anyone to love you if you don't even love yourself
>They would want a positive person with a passion, right?
If you don't have a passion then that usually means you're boring. And in that case... yeah you're fucked.
You need to find some hobby or interest. whether you draw, play music, read a lot of comics or whatever, no matter how stupid it is, they should be able to learn something from you.
>>29803054
>i still have too many episodes to catch up on
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>29803093
what are you doing here? go watch the show!
>>29798360
I know I'm late to say anything about it, but nothing really stuck out to me harder than that in those synopsis.
I don't think we've ever heard of Fluttershy wanting more than to care for her animals in her cottage.
>>29803104
That might be where they're shoving all the celebrity cameos.
>>29802601
singing and dancing will woo any pony, mlps love that shit
https://youtu.be/dm2C_pnaz-4
>>29802601
>How can I date a pony?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E7vwDMfk-M
>>29803093
>not being caught up
Go watch that shit now. Just how far behind are you?
>>29803112
I just hope her having a career ambition isn't going to come off as subtle as when we learned Twilight had a big brother.
>>29803123
ew applejack
>>29803093
Why aren't you watching it right now?
>>29803126
I have seen all rarity episodes, i think that is most important.
>>29803123
That cat is still as hilarious now as when that was first posted.
>>29803133
Ew, homosex
>>29803119
this guys living the dream
>>29803144
Being a cat must be fun.
Princess Anon cometh.
>>29803175
Oh boy!
All I want in life is to make a mare a drooling, pleasured mess.
>>29803201
Maybe one day, if you believe hard enough.
>>29803213
maybe the issue is wanting this in life
>>29803201
Man, that truly would be wonderful.
>>29803217
and then this happens
>>29803236
Or this
>>29803261
never. we beb
>>29803277
>>29803277
>>29803277
What's sky living like?
I love Princess Rarity