In honor of the wonder that was /mlpol/, I have written a parody

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>>29795465
"Polnies"

I, I will fuhrer
And you, you could be fuhrerin
Though nothing, drives normies away
We could beat them, just for one day
We could be polnies, Just for one day

And you, you could post porn
And I, I'll rant all the time
Cause we're NatSoc, and that is a fact
Yes we're Horses, and that is that
Though nothing, will keep out the (generals)
We could post here, just for one day
We could be polnies, forever and ever
Whatcha say?

I, I wish you could post
Like red boards, like red boards could post
Though nothing, will keep out the normies
We could beat them, forever and ever
Oh we can be polnies, just for one day

I, I will be fuhrer!
And you, you will be fuhrein!
Though nothing, drives normies away!
We could be polnies, just for one day
We can be us, just for one day

I, I can remember
Looking, on the board
And the shitposts, flew above our heads
And we'd post, as though nothing could fall
And the shame, was on the other board
Oh we could redpill, forever and ever!
Then we could be polnies, just for one day

We can be polnies, we can be polnies
We can be polnies, just for one day
We can be polnies

We're nothing, and mods will not help us
Maybe we're shitposts, the board better not stay
But we could be polnies, just for one day
Oh oh oh ohhh, oh oh oh ohhh, just for one day

>>29795472
I didn't know I needed this till now.
Tasty

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>>29795472
Redirect to lyrics here https://www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/David-bowie-heroes-lyrics

Redirect to song here
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jBuwC4VJi50

Bravo. I will see what I can come up with.

>>29795606
I'm open to improvements, as this is still work in progress.

>>29795465
Dude, shut up.

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>>29795472

well done, thanks for the great time.

People just need to realize, all ponies ever really wanted was to be friends. Maybe someday the global ban will be lifted.

>>29795472
powerful.

>>29795704
Make me, heathen.

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/pol/-tan arrives in Equestria to find his long-lost lover. (/mlp/-tan)

What happens?

>>29795868
>rape

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>>29795892
>not tender consensual sex

OUT OUT OUT

>>29795912
>not consensual rape

>>29795912
This is the man who understands

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>>29795868
>/mlp/-tan has redpilled more of her contemporaries

>>29795472
I love it. have a poem.

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
The youthful should burn and rage at the close of boards,
Rage, Rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at the end know 404 is nigh,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
do not go gentle into that good night

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
their shitposts might have danced in a shill-free bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the ReichsAlicorn in flight,
and learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight,
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors, and still see that OP is gay.
Rage, Rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my child, there on sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your young tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, Rage against the dying of the light."

-/pol/, as his child /mlpol/ lay frozen, awaiting 404.

>>29795472
this sucks, it's stupid, and you should feel like an idiot for making such an ass of yourself. fuck off faggot

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>>29795465
every time I see this I can't help but wonder how pol must really feel about getting our used goods degenerate and practically lesbian pussy. We've been going out with /d/ for years

>>29796170
Regardless of whether or not it sucks, the whole point of posting it was improvement. I know it's not perfect, the whole point is to get other's input

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>>29796189
instead make a real green based on the OP, I want to see pol's rationalization of mlp's history with /d/ and being in a real board relationship. Don't forget the attitude on submissive non voting house wives.

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>>29795472

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>>29795912
I like these /mlpol/ comics that were made.

>>29796188
>lesbians
>real
topkek

>>29796451
have we ever gone out with anyone that wasn't /d/? kek all you want, but answer the question.

>>29796458
/pol/

>>29796461
year?
and more importantly, was it our first date?

>>29796465
2017

>>29796467
that wasn't a date you moron. that was two people shoving us and locking us in a room together. steamy yes, date no.

>>29796474
No matter what it was, it still ended with us longing for each other

>>29796504
maybe so, but isn't that degenerate in /pol/s eyes? masturbating to cartoon ponies is one thing but we've literally been in bed with something that has a vagina and a dick at the same time.

>>29796507
Maybe so, but it obviously appears the pros of this relationship outweighed the cons. We both kept each other's normies away and we ended up finding similar grounds soon afterward

>>29796170
>making an ass of yourself
>possible on an anonymous chimp rescue and relocation forum

>>29796529
sure but isn't the point of a good green to explore those pros and cons?

>>29795465
when are you faggots coming back to my nazi board
Please come back, it's not the same without you horsefuckers

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>>29796419

>>29795730
The global ban must be upheld for otherwise we won't have any legitimacy as a board. However, if we lift GR15 of /pol/, the shills will refuse to flock to the most controversial site.

I can't speak for the other boards.