>Knock on some nearby furniture. >Pony thinks someone

>>29786940
>rape

>>29786940
is pony dumb?

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>>29786940
>Pony watches you eat dinner hoping you drop food

>>29786940
>Knock on some nearby furniture.
"Huh? What was that noise?"

>>29786978
No, pony is pony.

>>29787023
"It's a box."

>>29787693
"Kept you waiting, huh?"

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>Wave ball in front of pony
>Pretend to throw it
>Pony chases after imaginary ball

>>29787994
>It's showtime.

>>29787023
"Mm. Guess it was nothing...? Footprints?"

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>>29788010
Pony finds another ball

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Pony is sick.

>>29788629
DELETE THIS ;_;

I want to pick up pony and watch her hooves flail helplessly in midair

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Reminds me of this old thread.

Does anyone still have the full cap?

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>>29786940
Oh fug I'm straining to remember here but does anyone recall that green some anon made about Twilight becoming dumb as fuck and Rarity as seductive as a burning sack of shit? This thread reminds me of it.

>>29786940
*rapes pony*

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>Return home after working a hard day shift.
>Pony is happy to see you and wants upsies.

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pone is cat

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>>29787677
pony is silly pony

>>29789015
>>29788629
>"Hey guys, wouldn't it be cute if ponies had some dumb dog-like quirks?"
>"omg! and then u would use pony to have sex w/ them lol"

I'm sorry. I know this is 4chan but at a certain point after reading "the show creators knew what they were doing and they WANTED me to masturbate" enough times, I just want the hormonal teenagers to grow up or leave.

>>29790091
>no fun allowed

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>>29790107
It's not about "no fun allowed". Back in the day when these characters had well-defined personalities with some real flaws about them, I could see anons wanting to write about them, even in a sexual context. But today, all I see are little cartoon blobs who vaguely fit into various tropes.

Anons who want to sexualize them at every turn are either being pointlessly edgy, or they're most likely to be hormonal teens. How many times do you have to see a pink horse vag before the novelty wears off? It's been SIX YEARS. It's long past being funny and it's entered the phase of being sad and pathetic. Your only excuse is if you're at the age where a penis-shaped rock is sexually attractive, or you only just joined the fandom last week and you're not tired of seeing it yet.

But moreover, it's probably one of the least creative ways to interact with the characters if you're going to do it at all. Again, it USED to be amusing because you could imagine all the drama and psychosis that fucking the ponies would cause. But what would they do now? Go to the Crystal Empire and enjoy an exposition dump from Shining Armor about it.

This is like walking into a conversation from the outside and then trying to change the subject to your fetish. It's just embarrassing to read now. Grow the fuck up.

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>>29788629
Pony is sick

>>29790167
Autism the post.

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>>29790190

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>>29790200
Oh shit. I now realized the other pony is Rainbow Dash.

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>>29790167
>It's not about "no fun allowed"
>literally "you shouldn't be doing things you enjoy, grow up": the post

>>29790214
What I'm saying is: circle-jerk about fucking a dog in whichever permanent pony general is dedicated to it now. Nobody is stopping you from doing it, but it gets goddamned tired if not downright cringey to see it injected ASAP into any thread that isn't explicitly about how the show is going downhill or "I hate this character" or whatever.

>>29790229
If you're triggered by people talking about fucking the ponies, why are you here? That's like 90+% of the topics.

>>29786940
Twily!! So cute!!

>>29790167
I may be one of the only ones but you are right anon, the fandom oversexualizes the ponny.
I am not bored of horse pussy, but it is good to look at the ponies just like cute things most of the time

>>29786996
Is this awkward teenage Sunset? I didn't know I needed this until right now.

>>29790091
The green has no sex, anon. You should work on your reading comprehension.

>>29790167
How many times do you have to see a human pussy before the novelty wears off?

Have you reached a state of enlightenment or been castrated?

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>>29790208
The cuntiness should have given her away.

>>29786940

i want to put my penis into twilight sparkle's body and cum so hard that she passes out from shock and loss of fluids

>>29792634
>loss of fluids
>as you deposit copious amounts of fluid inside her
Wha

>>29790167
We need /mlpol/ back

>>29792721
The force of his cum literally shoots through her body like a bullet, then she dies of bloodloss, aka loss of fluids.

>>29786940
>Pony has worms

>>29792621
I wonder if her daddy abused her when she was just a filly

>>29792896
I want to deworm Twilight so she doesn't die of a rock-hard shit

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>>29792951
If your dick says otherwise I won't argue but, I'd say no, she seems like one hell of a daddy's girl to me.

>>29793535
she probably enjoyed it

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>Pony had an accident on the carpet

>>29793535
That's not her dad though. I don't know who it is, but it's not her dad. They confirmed this long before they announced the episode where her parents visit.

>>29792516
Yes.
It's her before she left.
Everyone needs more Sunset in their life.

>>29793628
That German cunt who said that isn't her dad has no idea what she's talking about
That's her fucking dad.

>>29786940
>she's a dog

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>>29792951

nah, dash abuse her daddy

>>29793628

inb4 we get another beta faggot dad again thanks to jim miller

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>>29793642
Page 7, panel 1: yes, that’s a joke about the fact that we’ve never seen Fluttershy’s family. In fact, she’s the only one of the mane six whose parents or siblings we’ve never seen. AJ’s family is well-established, Rarity’s has shown up several times, Pinkie and Twilight’s have gotten some screen time, and we’ve caught the briefest glimpse of Rainbow’s dad in a flashback, but we know literally nothing about Fluttershy’s family.

>>29793676
I'll be needing the sauce of this image, for researchment purposes.

>>29790167

> How many times do you have to see a pink horse vag before the novelty wears off?

Thats like saying "how often do you need to eat cake before it stops beeing fun?"

>>29794058

https://derpibooru.org/749417

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>>29793628
>season 7
>Dash also gets a brother

>>29793684
Judging by Dash's character, I doubt he's a beta faggot.

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>>29794358

>>29790066
Give pony upsies.

>>29794386
>the inevitable Rainbowshy/Zephyrrainbro double-date shipping/pornography

>>29786940
Open the fucking door, cunt

>>29790091
>putting your pet down is sex
What did he mean by this?

>>29794975

>daddy girl dash

I really want this