Why dont ponies fight like real horses? Biting and kicking

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Reminder that Rarity kicked a manticore right in the fucking face.

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>>29766607
I'll give you a hint

>Going for melee when you could be literally untouchable with majicks

>>29766607
It would turn lewd the moment they used their mouth.

>>29766631
>>29766653
Earth ponies don't have that luxury

>>29766746
r u suggesting unicorns check their privilege?

>>29766607
Same reason humans don't bite and monkeys do. It's uncouth.

>>29766746
>What are spells and incantations
Checkmate atheists.

>>29766746
That's why earth ponys don't fight back
They surrender the food and nobody gets hurt

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>>29766607
*bites you*

>>29766746
>Pegasai have magic
What did he mean by this?

>>29766853
"Biting is a proposal for marriage where im from flutters..."

>>29766867
They can walk on clouds

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>>29766867
Literally everybody has some kind of magic in Equestria.

>>29766917
except gryphons.

>>29766941
Literally all ponies, then.

>>29766746
That's what guns are for or whatever weapons they have available.

>>29767279
they hold spears to look threatening and then tickle fight.

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>>29766746
And neither do Unicorns.

>>29767297
>that guy just standing there in the background
Kek

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>>29766607
How do you think ponies masturbate? Mares specifically? We all love the clopping meme, but how practice do you think that really is? Do you reckon that as the wink, they piss? Think about it, they would get the sensation of touch on the in-side of their clit, accompanied by the warmth of their bodies washing over it. They must do it all the time, yes?

Pic not related because genitalia and anatomy are inherently naughty.

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>>29766867
What is weather magic?

>>29767360
fog walk is a magic ability

>>29766867
They can fucking fly. And their wings are so tiny in proportion to their bodies. Even birds have hollow bones to let them fly, much like your skull is hollow.

>>29767347
I was expecting
>this war is too loud
>my hooves hurt
>Sombra is growling at me