>He want to go to Equestria to drink tea and do silly shit

>>29757274
>He want
>He don't
He obviously doesn't want to learn how to write properly

>>29757274
No, he don't want to do those things. He are a nice man and he know that the ponies deserve love. Sometimes he know grammar too.

I mean sure but the bleach portal only opens to those who truly believe in friendship powers..

Kinda hard if you just want to dom fuck everything for all eternity.

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>>29757274
>Leave my Equestria
>Enter yours
>Have my Equestria's mane 6 convince yours that there are better ways
>Villains and Heroes team up against your oppressive dictatorship
>Arrive at the end
>Proceed to show your world the true face of humanity and save it too

pic related

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>>29757274
Literally just brewed some blend tea. I think I.'' fit in better in Equestria than you will anon.

>>29757346
Literally just brewed some blend tea. I think I.'' fit in better in Equestria than you will starlight.

FTFY

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>>29757364
Could you not have fixed my grammar fart too?

>>29757274
>human tecnology
Like what, my phone? I'm sure Twilight would be delighted to study something like that, I bet she can engineer a way to charge it so I can take photos of me drinking tea with her while not doing all the edgy shit you listed.

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>>29757274
No, I dont want to do any of those things other than the first.
You need to do something with your life OP.

>>29757274
That fanfiction was fucking shit. The descriptions were shallow, the spells were autistically uncreative and the resolve was garbage. Though still better than Mike Vogel's "edgy" take on the show.

The idea again was an anime garbage type of "le soul and body are two different things, necromancy yay".
The idea like most japanese ideas seem interesting, but they're executed like shit and eventually you find out that some ideas are just pure shit.

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>>29757274
>He want to write
>But doesn't know our eyes are real
>He mouths the cherries
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

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>>29757274
>use human tecnology to become the real endgame villain
cuz im sure everyone here knows how to make everything we currently have.
off the top of your head do you know how to craft gun powder? have you ever done it? how about mining and smelting iron into steel? how about forging that steel into anything useful?

>>29757281
He's obviously hispanic