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This has been the worst week of my life
>Be me
>28 years old, have a 22 year old sister.
>She want's to come visit for spring break
>Own a fuck ton of pony merch, toys, plush, themed sex toys
>She knows nothing about this, we have not seen each other in 5 years.
>Drank too much wile playing Breath of the Wild, urge to fap sets in night before she's going to arive
>Get the idea to have a plush orgy.
>Equip all my plush with there themed bad dragon fleshlight
>Try to fuck all 9, can't give them all there own cummies so they have to share.
>Pass out, cummies covering Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Applejack, Luna, Celestia, and Chrysalis.
>Wake up to banging on my door, groggily wake up, and answer it. my sister wasn't expected until 8 and it was 2
>Open door, hungover
>"Anon! I've been calling for a hour! I pulled a all-nighter and got here sooner!"
>That's great!
>Suddenly realize that my cum covered plushies are in my room, just laying out.
>My sister walks in, complements the place, and asks where the bathroom is
>Right across from my door
>"Be right back, sorry i woke you up."
>She runs in, luckily not noticing my plush collection.
>I frantically try to put them in the closet
>She walks out, asks what i'm doing
>"You okay bro? Don't worry if it's a mess-"
>She leans down, and picks up rainbow
>Thunk
>The fleshlight falls out of rainbow, and onto my sister's shoes, apparently the cum was fresh enough still to not have hardened, and got on her shoes.
>My sister now has my cum on her shoes, and is looking at me like i've murdered a small child
That's not even the worst part.
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You have no choice but to kill yourself.
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Even tho this is LARP, it's entertaining. please continue.
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>I frantically clean the cum off her shoes with my shirt, and shove rainbow and the others into my closet.
>She wont speak, my head hurts
"Give me a moment please."
>She snaps out of it and backs away
>I clear up my room a little more, and walk out
>She's just standing by the door, looking nervous
>"Anon, i'll be back at 8, i need to check into my room"
"Okay.
>"Bye, Anon."
>Spend the next two hours cleaning my plushies and fleshlight's
>Mom calls
>"Anon? How's your visit with your sister, when i tried to call she seemed disturbed about something!"
>I'm a horrible liar
"Yeah, mom. It's fine, we are just... Just Um, we saw some guy dealing drugs outside of her hotel."
>"Oh my gosh, that is just awful! help her find another hotel!"
"Working on it mom"
>Hang up after a few more words.
>Think about calling my sister and apologizing
>Call but hang up before she can pick up the phone.
>She never came by at 8.
>I went to the hotel she was at, and she didn't answer the door.
Then my friend came by, got me drunk, high, and then shit got way out of hand.
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Your sister has learned a good lesson, if you are expect at an hour don't show up earlier without notice.
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>>29756229
>>29756265
Way to much cringe to read the whole thing.
Time to drink the magic potion and go to Equestria.
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>>29756265
>Friend brings by pot and vodka
>Trying to cheer me up, it's working
>He knows about the plushies, he likes mlp too.
>Teases me about it, finds fluttershy drying and humps her, cigerette in his mouth, trying to be funny
>It falls out of his mouth
>Fluttershy is being burned, the minky fucking ruined.
>Panic and try to put it out
>She's ruined by the time i can stop her from catching on fire
>Fucking infuriated at my friend, we fight.
>He grabs fluttershy and rips at the hole in her
>Ruining her more.
>I'm so mad i punch him in the face
>He tumbles back, falling down on the table, hitting his head really hard.
>Freak out and call 911
>Ambulance comes after a wile, he's not out cold, but is disoriented as fuck
>Calls me a jackass
>Feel extremely guilty
>They ask me if we have had any drugs
>I tell them alcohol
>The cop gives me a look of "Yeah, sure thats all."
>Locked up all night for what happened
>Even though my friend didn't want to press charges.
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>>29756288
And I thought I fell deep inside the rabbit hole.
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>>29756288
I don't think that's how it ended, anon.
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i want to cum on OP's sister's shoes.
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Not even Chris Chan would be this fucking stupid OP. Trying way too hard there to end up on le ebin screengrab.
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>>29756229
Seems legit.
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Well don't stop now, it can't end like this.
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>>29756256
>say a guy who didn't do a shit
kys
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>>29756567
op realized no one believes his larping and scrammed
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>>29756614
I believe.
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Can I be in le thread simulator?
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>>29756644
You got dubs, Homer-kun might conciser it
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>>29756662
>Rape
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>>29756229
>things that dind't happen
Too much greentexting over your general, anon. You no longer see difference between reality and fiction. You don't even have a sister.
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>>29756804
Which just makes it that much sadder. He has to lie about having a family,the cum encrusted fleshlight and pushes no longer provide him comfort.
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Just take your fucking screenshot already, /r/4chan
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>>29756876
It does sound pretty sad if you look at it this way. Poor OP.
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Did you know that there's this website called Facebook where you can post this kind of sad sack bulshit blogging all day long?
You should fuck off.
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>only a fool would take anything said here as fact
Why do you guys think you're doing justice by calling out the fact that an entertaining story is likely fake? It literally does not matter.
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>>29756993
>entertaining story
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>>29756993
>truth does not matter
>justice does not matter
Tell that to the families of victims of wrongful death sentences.
Tell that to the boys and girls who were molested and raped by priests who got away with it.
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>>29756229
Pics of your plushies and your sister's shoes now.
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>in reality, OP is 18, his sister is 12
>he's still living with his parents
>he decides to fuck his sister's plush
>she cries to mommy
>his "friend" who is actually his dad, knocks him the fuck out
>he's now riding in an ambulance, blogging on his iphone
>anxiety welling up because he's being kicked out of the house with nothing but the clothes on his back and a soon to be dead phone
>"locked up" is him having to slum it in an abandoned house filled with crazy homeless, crying and wishing his waifu would save him
F
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>>29756993
Because then it invites roleplaying.
/biz/ here. You don't want people pretending to be rich and giving shitty "advice" just for the keks.
Just like how you don't want roleplaying spaghetti threads only to look like a fool when you're the only one taking them seriously.
Makes me realize that the true oldfags on /b/ had a point to always ask for pics and to never believe ANYONE on a Taiwanese thoroughbred tail weaving emporium.
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>>29756229
>>29756265
>>29756288
bad posts
>>29757389
good post
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>>29757389
Kek
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I doubt any of this is true, but I want it to be
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>>29756229
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>>29756229
Post pics of your sister.
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Must be bullshit but ok.
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>>29756229
>>29756265
Any proof darling ? As you can see, your audience seems septic right now.
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>>29756229
WTF???
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>>29756229
>>29756265
those two have been funy
>>29756288
that's just shit and you should be ashamed of your self
all in all a decent fanfic, can't wait for the part where you fuck your sister
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>>29761116
>the part where you fuck your sister
deliver and i may forgive the roleplaying faggotry
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