Be walking through the halls of Crystal Prep and overhear this:

>rape

>>29753985
Make cookies with Sugarcoat's anal secretions and then advertise them as "all natural flavors".

>>29753985
eat that shit

Hide yet another shitty sugarcoat thread

>>29753985
>"I was born with a rare genetic disorder that makes my entire body taste sweet"
She must attract hordes of insects.

>>29754554
This.
When she sweats, her clothing has crystallized sugar on it.

>>29753985
Nothing; I don't eat shit.

>>29753985
>be op
>walk through halls fantasizing about tulpa
>make weak green text bait
>get awkward weird dude conversation
>kill self

>>29753985
Help her manage her blood sugar (coat) levels by fucking her in the ass then having her suck me off.

Ask her about other... intimate areas then try it myself.