Childhood is shipping Sparity Adulthood is realizing Sparlight

>>29749302
THIS

>>29749302
Adulthood is realizing what a faglord you became.
He's a child
She's an adult (I assume)
This is a children's cartoon show.
Parents, children, and the mentally troubled watch this.
Nothin gonna happen
Get over your sick fetish

>>29749483
Hey boys, it's a Reddit spy!

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>>29749302
If any of us truly preferred the practical over the romantic, we never would have started watching the show to begin with. They deserve each other; the element of Generosity paired with the incarnation of Greed. It makes more sense than Poochie, at any rate.

>>29749483
Spike acts the adult here, and Glim is like the child.

It is a weird juxtaposition. I like their friendship.

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>>29749822
She had her chance, but she just had to keep leading him on and on while using him as a slave.
Starlight treats him right

>>29749302
>>29749898
These

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>Always "accidentally" walking in on him in the nude
>Always listens to what he has to say
>interested in his accomplishments
>Has fun banter with him
>Doesn't mind whenever he feels her up
>Both have PTSD as a result of living with Twilight
They're perfect for each other

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>>29749302

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>>29750169
WE

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>>29749302
Even their colors look good.
Spike is to Starlight what he was to season 1 Twilight.
He balances her out and saves her from her own faults like he did with Twilight.
I'd really like to see them together more but I don't thing they are gonna pair them up much more.

>>29749302
Trash on the left.

>>29749302
>the magic of pedophilia

Hope starlight is ready for the prison life.

>>29749302
>sparlight
>not starlike to avoid confusion with twilight sparkle

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Godhood is realizing Glim Glam is shit.

>>29750673
Spike is at least a teenager.

>>29750710
Spike x Twilight is Spikelight.

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>>29750154
>>29750227
A shame Glimmy became a meme. I enjoyed what greentext there was of these two.

Gas all Glimmerfags.

>>29750971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv0y0On8ZGQ

>>29750154
Is that blue creature in the background a mare or a stallion?

>>29751264
She has a feminine horse cock

>>29749483
Twilight was young, I don't know if there's a cannon age but I always went with five, when she hatched spike. If we go with five spike would be 18 when Twi is 23, which is a reasonable age.

In the end it all depends on your head cannon as to weather or not spike is actually a child or simply a young dragon.

>>29751264
Yes.

>>29749483
>>29750877
>>29751020
>>29750673
>>29750629
Someone's mad because they don't have two dicks to please Glimmer with

I dunno why I like Sparlight so much, but I fucking do.

We got any green of this ship?

Remember how Spike liked Twilight with Rarity's manestyle? That's basically the case for Glimmer now.

>>29751813
>Spike liked Twilight with Rarity's mane
It was Applejack, not Twi

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>>29751881
I meant this moment

>>29751931
Do you think Spike wanked to Twilight later that night?

>>29751953
Oh yeah, definitely.

>sperglord the autistic lizard
>getting mare pussy
>deserving mare pussy
>ever
end your fucking life

>>29751931
Now that's what I call an
Oedipus Rex

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>>29752149
you cheeky cunt

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>>29752140
He's gotta get some tang now, while he's small enough to fit his dick in there. A thousand years hence, he'll be the size of a skyscraper with a dick like a tree trunk. Can't fuck ponies with that, only dragons.

>>29749483
>he's a child because I said so
>Canterlot High adults
>children's show are stupid
>muh Rarity
That's all I heard.

>>29752177
You forget that size isn't determined by old age with Spike. He can literally get to the size of a castle with the right "motivation".

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>>29752192
Is this motivating?

>>29749302
Childhood is watching the show, adulthood is getting off the ride

>>29752303
this is why we're all manchildren

>>29751272
If MLP dragons age similarly to their DnD counterparts (not a given ever since Dreamworks-esque dragons happened), Spike is going to be a "baby" for at least the next fifty years.

Would Starlight watch hoofball with Spike?

>>29753136
She would touch Spike's balls with her hoof

>>29753200

I mean the sport.

>>29749302
Two trash characters that belong together.

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>>29749302
Childhood is shipping Sparity
Teenagehood is thinking Sparlight makes more sense
Adulthood is realizing that Starburst is already canon

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>>29749483
This. They only goin to ship fluttercord because of beauty and beast nostalgia

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>>29749302
First problem: He's underage and she's adult.

Second problem: He's crushing one Rarity

Third problem: She's most likely crushing on Sunburst,

>>29753690
You forgot that he fucks Thorax's bugdeer coltpussy on a weekly basis.

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>>29749302
GAS ALL SHIPFAGS

>>29753715
>thot
Back to twitter with you, nigger

>>29753663
>this just in: Princess Twilight has been seen near a dumpster
>clearly she must be fucking that dumpster on the side

>>29753698

Does he make Thorax change into Rarity?

>>29753850
Sometimes he does Thorax vanilla, sometimes as Rarity, sometimes as Ember, and once he had him be Twilight but it made him feel too weird and he never did it again.

>>29753843
>not seeing the blush
I think you need new glasses anon

>>29753873

Does Big Mac join?

>>29751806
We had a glorious Sparlight thread at the beginning of Season 6 but it kinda died as they didn't get much more screentime together.

>>29753878
>the dumpster has a splotch of red paint on it
>our scientists suggest this means the two of them are soul mates

>>29753899
Link to green?

>>29754332
It was a year ago.
I don't have a link. Sorry.
They were some hella good stories though.

>>29753937
not an argument

>OP is joking, but it really is possible for a 13 year old to have started watching the show in 2011, ship Sparity, then start shipping Sparlight after graduating college.

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>>29750951
It's a nice ship.

Did Sheep ever finish that Sparlight story?

>>29754743
>Her face when two dicks

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>>29755001
What if two dicks...means two waifus?

Spike: *slightly brushes a pony*

I ship it!

>>29751782
This has to happen, NOW!

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>>29755051
That's exactly what fags do when they ship Starlight with Trixie.

>lol they're friends, THEY MUST BE FUCKING LOL

Guess it's ok when it tickles your dick huh?

>>29755068
Agreed anon, agreed...

>>29749302
godhood is realizing that Spike don't need no mare.

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>>29755068
You're just jelly because they're both fucking Spike

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>>29755123
I dont care about that, I was just pointing out the hypocrisy.

>>29755068
>Guess it's ok when it tickles your dick huh?
What other reason would you need?

>>29749302
Childhood is thinking spike is a good character
Adulthood is realizing he's a joke

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>>29755155
>m-muh dick nigga

what did he mean by this?

>>29749483
They're teens. Spike is a child or pre-teen. The age difference or implications done by the show are fucking exaggerated and god dammit if it doesn't piss me off. Trying to have their cake and eat it to.

>>29751264
You couldn't afford to find out, honey.

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>>29755158
SPIKED

>>29749564
kek

>>29749302

>>29756836
I want a green of Starlight cucking Rarity with Spike.