What's your sexual orientation, /mlp/? http://www.straw

>>29746626
>tfw you're hetero for humans but bi for ponies

>>29746626
I voted, because why not.

>>29746626
OP, where the fuck is the futa option at, I need that sweet mare cock

>>29746655
Futa = dicks
Body = female
Either way that's bi.

>>29746665
What next, are you going to tell me likeing traps is gay

>>29746626
>tfw want to suck horsecuck while fucking marepussy

>>29746671
I voted "Neither, hooves or gtfo". Put it there to see how many people wouldn't fuck a real life guy but would fuck a stallion.

>>29746674
Yes.

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>>29746674

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>>29746655
This. You had one job OP.

>>29746643
I know this feel

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Ok, which one of you did this?

>>29746718
me

>>29746688
>tfw want to suck Shadowlock's edgy cock while destroying Twilight's pussy

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>>29746726
SPOILERALERT!!!!!

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>>29746626
Virgin, never been attracted to humans.
I've been bi for ponies ever since I discovered them.

>>29746718
>a majority of /mlp/ is bi for ponies
This both amuses me and makes me happy.

>>29746753
Literally me

>>29746757
I mean who here wouldn't want to suck a thick horse cock, and fuck some tight mare pussy

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>>29746769
It astonishes me how many people would limit themselves to just one.

>>29746813
Only if it's a futa dick

>>29746626
I'd fuck and suck mare cock but not stallion cock.

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>Almost 3/4 of the board would fuck 3DPD of some kind
What the actual fuck? Why is this board so full of normies?

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>>29746837
yeah, not even /mlp/ is free of them these days. welcome to modern 4chan.

>>29746889
I don't care if you want to fuck a mare, a stallion, or a fucking reverse trap rule 63 futa. But if you want to fuck a human then GTFO /mlp/ and never come back.

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>>29746837
>>29746921
>t. I came here as a 15 year old straight from /b/

>>29746956
I'd been asexual all my life. Then I found ponies and discovered what attraction was.

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>Those results

I always knew almost everyone here were genuine faggots. Explains why so many people love the cancer that is anonfilly.

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>>29746971
>I'd been asexual all my life
>I chose not to talk to girls because I am above sex and love
>it's not that they thought I was creepy, ugly and/or autistic
just stop you're almost gonna make me pity you

>half the board is bi for ponies
Good thing all the ponies are bi too

>>29747004
Who are you quoting?

>>29747013
*Whom

>>29747015
*Whom'st'd've

>that first result
Jesus, there's only one homosex on the whole board? Is /hhh/ just a bunch of women fangirling over yaoi?

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>>29747001
>people who say that they have different tastes are lying because my taste is objectively universal

>>29746626
I'm Rarisexual. Your image turned me on so much. I'd plow her hooves or no hooves. But I still prefer no hooves. I get to have hands and breasts, a good return for hooves.

>>29747068
Sure, that explains why you're a fan of the show.
But why /mlp/ and not some more normal pony site like EQD or fimfiction or mlpforums?

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>>29746626
>why the fuck are you on /mlp/
Because it's a cute, fun show with good (if inconsistent) worldbuilding and lore and a lot of characters I like in a nonsexual, nonromantic way.

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>>29747078
>>29747080
sorry, accidentally quoted.

Because I've been going to 4chan for everything else I like for ages because I like anonymous posting more than making an account. Why not this?

>>29747096
Just that you'd feel out of place knowing that 98% of the board wants to fuck ponies.

>>29747111
doesn't bug me at all. go wild.

And nice trips.

If you voted for fucking any human, you deserve to be gassed.

>>29746971
>>29747001
>>29747058
The grapes of disappointment are always sour

>>29747111
Let me tell you, Ponut and Futa Mare Cock are best things that have come out of this fandom/board

>>29747672
This.
>>29748086
Fuck you.

>>29748086
You know you want that sweet succelent horse cock...

>>29748086
Found the faggot.

>>29748086
My nigga in a sea of faggots. Futa ruins everything.

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>>29746643
For me its Rumble. I'm almost 100% hetero but a cute pic of Rumble getting railed makes me waver.

>>29748528
That's not bisexuality, that's voyeurism.

>>29748528
Shadowlock and Shining Armor are my weaknesses.

I just realized all the ponies I'm attracted to have horns.

>>29748581
>Shadowlock
Is Linkin Park your favorite band, by chance?

>>29748528
Rumble does things to my dick too. I await the FBI any minute now.

>>29746626
Rarity?? Pffft. Twilight is better waifu IMO

>>29747032
I knew it! Fuckling little Susie can't stop drawing stallions kissing.