>You drink the magic bleach in hopes of finally making it

>>29745478
Drink bleach again.

>>29745478
>reborn as ayy lmao
Am I still the same autist I was on Earth

>>29745481
/thread

>>29745478
>find my waifu
>rape

Do they have marecocks?

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>>29745478
>Naïve, corruptable innocent girls in short miniskirts.
I guess I'll make the best of it.
I'm transferring to Crystal Prep though...cuter uniforms.

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>>29745478
Dance, mutharutta, dance

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>>29745481
>you look around and say fuck this
>find and drink the magic bleach again
>end up in Canterlot High again
>but you are a dog now
Wat do?

>>29745478
Go through the statue portal, duh

>>29745478
Oh well, I'll take it. It's pretty similar to Equestria, but I have opposable thumbs, cute girls everywhere wearing slutty clothes, magic and shit, hot staff, I can eat meat, Sunset and Dazzlings are there, and there's also some sort of teleportation to Equestria.

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a equestria girl is fine too

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>>29745481
Congratulations
You in his world now

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>>29745478
>Fuck horsegirl waifu
>Go to portal
>Fuck horse waifu
>Determine from both experiences which life I want.

>>29745478
I'm in High School again.

I guess this is hell then.

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>>29745612
Fuck Cream´s mom.