>"The last person who touched Holder's Boulder I

So you'd be pretty mad if I did this?
*pokes Boulder*

>>29741850
I'd mash that boulder

>>29741850
>rape

What's even inside that boulder?

>>29741917
Severed (penis)heads

>>29741917
tiny mares

>>29741917
It's actually a fossilized Dino turd with a core of freshly persevered Shit. Like a 1000 year old egg

>>29741917
More boulders.

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>>29741850

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>>29741991
Do I have to follow you around all day?

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>>29741850
>the sweet release of death
>administered by nature's greatest achievement
I'm not seeing a downside. Be sure to struggle enough so the last thing you feel is a hot gush of marecum squirting on your chin.

>>29741917
The real Limestone Pie

>>29741917
_____________yes___

>>29742458
that guy draws great marebutts

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>>29741850
that's a shame, because Killer Queen already touched Holder's Boulder

*Draws a smiley face on Holder's Boulder with a Sharpie.*

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>>29741850
I'm gonna touch it.

>>29743377
Don't you dare you little shit

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>>29743444

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>>29743472

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>>29743472

>>29741850
Looks like this will be my last meal, horse taco with a tall glass of marecum.

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>>29743472
God damn it purple horse. I'm sick of your shit.

>>29741850
>being smothered by Limey ass while she tells you to shut your whore mouth and accept it
>mass of round musky mare rump's full weight on your face
>"it's better than you deserve for touching Holder's Boulder you incompetent excuse for a cushion"
>"So just,"
>grind
>"quit wiggling,"
>squash
>"and accept it!"
>...
>"..."
>"There you go."
>gives one more grind for good measure
Fuck my general taste for masochism was not prepared to read that OP scrolling through the catalog

>>29744089
>later
>"La la la la la l-, oh hey Limey! Hey Anon!"
>'...'
"..."
>"Watcha doin way up there, Limey? And Anon, did you get a new hat or something?"
>"Just. Get. Him. OUT."
"MMMMPH MHMP HMHMHP....PHITCH"
>"I just knew you too would get...*snicker* closer!"
>"gaaaaahhhhhhh....."
"...mmrrrrrrrrrrpph......"

Oh my, how cheeky of you.

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>>29744089
>>29744121

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>>29744121
getting head-stuck in pone fartbox is my dream

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>>29744121
>did you get a new hat?
>new hat?

>>29741850
https://youtu.be/OAe68x3hDh0

>>29741917
A portal to Equestria

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>>29745448
>the portal to equestria is already in equestria

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>>29745452
N E W
E
W

>>29745464
Kek vult

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>>29745448
lol

>>29741949
Even though that's disgusting as hell, paleontologists would be all over it.

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>>29745464

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>>29745448
hold up everybody this anon is right !!

>>29741917
The bodies of the Pie's enemies

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>>29746155
I wonder how many French ponyfags have called them?

>>29741917
PORTAL TO EQUESTRIA

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>>29746199

>>29746166
the real question is how many french ponyfag work here

>>29746214
It's probably a pretty small company.
I can tell you're French.

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>>29746222
close but i'm from my little neutral country called switzerland my fellow anon and you ?

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>>29744089
>>29744089

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>>29746166
>Equestria is in a health food store
Well, that's not what I expected.

Also
>Allée des Centaurées
>Centaurées
>Centaur
What did they mean by this?

>>29746577
>We have to make an annual pilgrimage to a French health food store to win our Waifu's love