>"Well? Did you clean it yet?"
"Clean what?"
>"It! Did you clean it?"
"Lyra, I'm not sure what y-"
>"YOUR PEE-PEE, ANON!"
"What?!"
>"Phew! You didn't clean it! Your pee-pee STILL really stinks, Anon!"
"Okay, whoa, back the fuck up, mint-colored horse. It's not your job to police my genital hygiene. I wash it enough."
>"Obviously not, it's really stinky!"
"AND WHY ARE YOU SO CLOSE ENOUGH TO ME THAT YOU CAN SMELL IT SO STRONGLY?! Personal space! Fuck!"
>"Hmph! It's not like I have a choice, I'm only three feet tall! Your pee-pee is LITERALLY in my FACE when I'm talking to you!"
"STOP SAYING PEE-PEE!"
>"You don't think it's cute?"
>"NO! PEE-PEES, er, COCKS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE! THEY'RE MANLY AND RUGGED!"
>"And stinky apparently..."
"SHUT IT."
Wat
>>29729827"The greater good..."
"SHUT IT."
I want to wash Lyra's peepeewith my mouth
this is the best meme in past 2 years
>>29729827
Is this gonna become the green it was meant to be?
>>29729876
Dude, no you don't. I've had a stinky peepee and it is no good.
>>29730019
You best have had that peepee in your mouth ironically, fag.
>>29730069
>implying a femanon wasn't the one sucking the pee-pee
>>29730019
I have a stinky pee-pee, but I've never HAD a stinky pee-pee. Details?
>>29729885
This and the pinkie cuckquean meme are pretty close.
>>29730192
I don't get the Pinkie one, though. She just seems like an odd choice to pin that fetish on.
>>29729827
I want Lyra to smell my pee-pee and tell me that it's stinky.
>>29729827
>>29730562
Sounds like the start of an exciting new general! ^:)
Pee pee
>>29730892
>stinky pee pee general #237
The future is bright.
>>29729827
moar
>shift + click
Fuckity-bye.
>>29731416
>not wanting a pone to clean ur stinky pee-pee
fucking newfags I swear.
>>29729827
>implying i would wash at all
Let my musk pervade every corner of every room i step into, let them enjoy it secretly.
>>29729827
Hi is this the new /Smegma general/?
>>29730949
To think, Anons back in 2012 had no idea that a general about smelly penises would be the hot new thing
>>29729827
Y'know, this place really is just /b/ with ponies. Not that I'd have it any other way, but sometimes, even an anon has to ask himself "what the fuck is wrong with these people I spend all my time with?"
>>29732987
>I won't ever know what my penis is supposed to feel like since the nerves are gone forever
Thanks, mom, we're not even jewish.
My new headcanon is, Pinkie was never a cuckquean. She's just too polite to tell Anon that his pee-pee stinks. She hoped that some other pony would tell Anon the truth. But all the other ponies didn't want to talk about Anon's stinky pee-pee either.
And then, when hope seemed lost, Lyra appeared and saved the day.
Thank you, mint horse.
>>29733215
My headcannon is this, but pinkie is still a cuckquean.
>>29733271
Well your headcannon is shit.
>>29729827
>roleplaying
Delete this
don't mind me, just checking
>>29733333
>>29733271
>>29733318
>cannon
>cannon