I'm new to this show and this board. Where the fuck

>>29729140
in the oven

>>29729145
thanks

>>29729140
Stop while you still can.

>>29729140
http://yayponies.no/videos/episodes.php

>>29729140
Watch ponies.
Lurk more.

Maybe then you won't be such a faggot.

Get caught up on the 140+ episodes there's a new season starting in a couple weeks.

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>>29729140
Find your own way anon, maybe get into some fanfic or there are some great greens you can read, there's so much art and music out there.
Try to keep your happiness and positivity, form your own views and don't be a huge faggot.

What's most important is that you love pone.

>>29729172
I lov u anon
>>29729168
Fuck ok better start now
>>29729159

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>>29729140

>dont watch the pony cartoon
>dont watch movies
>dont buy merch
>dont buy comics
>talk about politics on /mlp/
>make /mlpol/ threads
>name the jew
>blame the jew
>BTFO show staff on twatter
>BTFO libcucks on /mlp/
>create shitpost threads
>always reply to shitpost threads
>always participate in shitpost threads
>post rare pepes and wojaks
>praise kek
>Jack off to pony porn
>Aryanne is your waifu
>Trump is your president
>You are now a supreme /mlpol/ Master race poster

>>29729187
y- you too

>>29729195
Can I eat pony asshole?

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>>29729202

YES!

>>29729159
I watched all the seasons on kisscartoon, i wasn't aware of this site.
What are the remastered and corrected ones? Should I watch them or something?

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>>29729195
>>Jack off to pony porn

>>29729159
>yayponies also has yaystar
my life is complete

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>>29729255

its okay, i bought water filters.

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>>29729140
Delete this thread.
Start watching the show from 1x01.
Lurk for at least 3 months before starting to post.
Never make threads like this again.

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>>29729295
Dont be mean anon. He's trying.

>>29729242
I just watch the 1080p itunes raw rips. The remastered versions claim to be color-corrected, (this is especially evident in S1 where everything is a little washed out) but it's a minor difference.

>>29729195
>doesn't watch the show

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

>>29729140
Find a thread called MLP general.
Lose faith in humanity.

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>>29729342
>watches MLP unironically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28

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>>29729140

Welcome to Lauren Faust's wild ride!

You can find all the episodes on Dailymotion and Yayponies

This is where you find any and all images https://derpibooru.org/

This is where you get all pony related news
https://www.equestriadaily.com/

This is where you find pretty much all fanfics if you're in the mood for some fun reading.
https://www.fimfiction.net/

And remember, the ride never ends! You're here forever!

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Like we all did: let it happen.
Now, be a good boy and delete this worthless thread.

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>>29729140

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>>29729362
>posts white supremacist politics on a My Little Pony internet forum
>beats off to My Little Pony porn while calling people "degenerates" and talking about "saving the white race"
>talks about how awful "niggers" are while he fingers his asshole at the thought of fucking cartoon animals
>wants to bring Hitler and the Third Reich back even though he would be the first in line to be gassed for his sexual deviancy
>thinks it's okay to be a degenerate sexual deviant because he's white

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro

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>>29729140
>this show
Episode 1, you know, from the beginning.
Faggot.

>this board
Lurk more
http://derpy.me/newfag

>>29729501
I love whenever I float to new boards. I luv you 2 anon

>>29729520
>not watching mlp episodes 2 days a week every week with others.
https://derpy.me/2tPjO

https://derpy.me/obSh5 (stream this Saturday)

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>>29729140
That depends, what's your favorite kind of ice cream?

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>>29729140
>watch season one and six
>lurk for 1-3 months
>pick your choice of wide cast of waifus
>post after lurking enough learn to habits of the neckbeards
>defend everything your waifu does
>profit (?)

>>29729607
What if your waifu is Rainbow Dash? How can you defend all of that?

>>29729140
First and foremost you've gotta clop.
Once you go clop, you can't stop.
>>>/trash/8243603
Then once you've found sexual appreciation for a pone, you'll obtain a drive to watch the show.
Otherwise you might find yourself lacking the will to finish the 140+ episodes.

>>29729581
Vanilla.

>>29729656
>/trash/
was it a subtle hint to 'go to hell'? Cause I'm seeing no other reason to visit that cesspool of board. It's even WORSE than /pol/.

>>29729410
>Lauren Faust
She's kill

>>29729622
By getting a better waifu. Rainbow trash is 5/10

>>29729694
I recommend giving this a peek, and if you really are fresh off the boat the pony thread simulators will catch you up on some of the memorable threads of yesteryear.
https://youtu.be/xdsHQoQ4zZ8
Season one was a crowd pleaser so you're in for a great ride.

>>29729607
You don't pick your waifu, your waifu picks you

>>29729713
It is worse, but a different brand of worse. Trash is lowest common denominator and /pol/ is brain-dead ignorance .

>>29729713
I haven't been there in a while, but it used to be like 90% pony porn dumps, so it's more telling you to go jerk off to ponies.

>>29729656
Kill yourself, furfag.

>>29729772
>I don't know what furry is

>>29729771
>go jerk off to ponies
But for that we have Derpibooru: it's far more organized, has a fuckton of pics and also you can ignore the retardation in the comments just by not scrolling lower than the pic itself.

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>>29729753
Even so, get better taste in pone
trash pone is overrated tomboy scum

>>29729748
I like the white one

>>29729803
>implying Dash is my waifu

>>29729794
I agree, that's why I never liked the idea of turning this board red. It would be nothing but unorganized porn dumps, and I prefer the Booru because it's tagged.

>>29729656
>human woman's ass
>human woman's vagina
I've got some bad news for you, son. You're attracted to human women.

>>29729825
Nah, I was here when porn was allowed (but only if you posted it under spoiler), it was pretty much the same. The reason why /mlp/ shouldn't become a red board is that there's no fucking point in it: again, we have derpibooru for that.

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>>29729806
Keep an eye out for the valentine's day thread with her in it, it's absolutely divine.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLUqsLWZZ4s&t=1222s
Watch this.
And know you are doomed forever.

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>>29729811
tfw computer lies to me and showed you replied to the other post

>>29729884
You got a link to the last video someone made of the valentines thread?
Shit was hilarious.

>>29729140
>>29728489
Ignore the drama they have been going through some issues recently it is normaly much calmer.

>>29729713
/trash/ is comfy, /pol/ is a reddit sub

>>29730023
Sure, /trash/ is comfy for furries and degenerates.

>>29730044
>Atryl
Just don't post anthroshit.

>>29730050
>>29730064
At least post good porn. This shit is poorly drawn as hell.

>>29730076
>FoxInShadow
Good taste. But still anthroshit.

And that's why porn hardly works as derailment: it's unimmaginative.

Lewd, instead, forces the viewer to picture a mental scene, thus stealing the focus from the previous shitposting.

>>29730103
>Fantasyblade
Now, that's just shit

>>29730130
oh, don't worry, I wasn't scolding you. Just pointing out.

>>29730076
>not literal anthro scat
One job.

>>29730160
Naah, the router is too far and I'm listening to some nice internet radio.

Just ignore the weebshit Fantasyblade makes and post better porn. Dunno, Fshydale, Shinodage, Glacierclear, even Sugarlesspaints/Darkhazard...

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>not a single anatomically correct pic

>>29730213
See? That's better (not taking in account the incest tag which actually grosses me out a bit, but whatever)

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>I masturbate to My Little Pony

You lovely person

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>>29729140
Welcome. This is not Equestria. Sexual pony everything is everywhere, and you should either ignore it, embrace it, or get out before you have an aneurysm.

Step one: Try not to be so self-conscious

Two: Shift your weight into your haunches

Three: Give a leap into the air and

Four: Just forget your parents are both dead

Step five: Keep your eyes on where you're going

Six: Never mind your home's a-glowing

Seven is hoping there's a heaven

Eight: Come on get a shovel! Dig your grave!

So now all you can do is remember

How they had always loved you tender

Shush up and don't ask any questions

Hope lost foals like yourself can still be found

Chin up! Even if you're not adopted

It's not because you are unwanted

But it would help if you were magic

Not just a boring ugly pink earth pony nopony would ever love because you're unworthy!

Watch the Friendship is Witchcraft series.

Welcome to /mlp/ faggot.

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>>29730232
>I post on 4chan

>>29730377
>>29730232
You poor people. I'm the Anon from all of those kinky fics you have been reading. I'm literally posting this from my laptop while Celestia is exhausted and asleep next to me.

I just ended up here somehow, and Celestia went all Molestia on me, but she couldn't handle this. Now we're married, and we have glorious sex every night. She still can't handle big D. Those ponies are half her size and have penises to match. As for me? Before I came along, she had never had a penis big enough for her. No wonder Molestia is a thing.

I will now live the rest of my life with Celestia cherishing every moment she feels me inside of her.

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>>29729140
If you haven't already, familiarize yourself with Andrew W.K.

>>29730536
Who?

>>29729140

Season 1.

>>29729140
pony anthology? jhallers old top ten lists

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>>29730575
Get ready to die anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY

>>29730641
That sounded really familiar. Super edgy too.

>>29730536
>>29730641
Ugh, that's sooo 2006.

>>29730773
You mom sounds 2006

>>29730791
That's what your mom said.

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>>29730536
My man

>>29729794
Except that the clop dump doesn't have do-not-post lists and you can freely post pay-walled content. A plethora of pony porn that Derpibooru doesn't allow.

>>29729794
>>29731098
Not to mention, not every single thing is on derpibooru, DNP list also includes some good artists who don't like the website for one reason or another or there's people with not many fans or in a very secluded community that some anons may be part of but don't want/care to contribute to derpibooru.
That said, the dump does need a better organization system, and I wouldn't mind if all the content already available in DB could be filtered somehow.

>>>/trash/8243603
>openly sharing the piracy sites
You want everyone to shift to upfront/blacklist patreon users or report the sites to death?
Just do it sporadically in trash, never when people directly ask, never spoonfeed.

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>>29729764
>>29730023
status of your ass: divided

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuDIVtIl_lc

https://youtu.be/ji0tpUM8DfU

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>>29729140
Back in your happening bunker, /pol/tard

>>29729168
Wow calm down, /a/.

>>29733398
I don't go to /pol/ you fuck. I just saw this pic on /r9k/

It's strange how little this board uses the term brony.

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>>29729607
that's literally what I did some time ago

>>29733425
My mistake, fuck back off to your tranny board then.

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>>29729140
Go back in time to 2011-2013 when it was actually good, that's the only way.

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>>29733438
Bro, me too.

>>29729140
Watch all the episodes. The movies are optional. Watch them first before ever doing anything else in the "fandom".

Afterwards call all people liking no-hooves a neo/mlp/.

>>29733446
Hey man, I just fetishise my own sadness. Traps are ghey.

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>>29729342
>>29729362
>Filthy Frank