>Anon, you gotta help me! Octavia asked me to make a song for her with, with, with this fucking thing, and I have no goddamn clue how to use it! Please, ya gotta help me! I will owe you big time if you help me with this!
Well, Anons? What do?
>>29728401
>image
>the mute is talking
dude just step the fuck away from your computer, and fucking die
>>29728401
Is that a record player
>Vinyl Scratch
>speaking
ONE
JOB
>"..."
"Uh, what?
>"..."
"Vyn, if you make no gestures I can't understand what you want to say"
>"...!!!"
"...awk-waaaaard"
>>29728409
>>29728471
She's not speaking. That's the record she's playing.
>>29728525
Well then she apparently know how to use the fucking thing.
>>29728514
>laugh track
>>29728525
>vinyl can only speak through a record player
>sounds like microsoft sam
>vinyl hawking
her rofltcopter goes soisoisoisoi
>>29728514
>The DJ smacks her face and points at the record player then herself.
>She then holds one of her arms out and stroked along the side of it with her other arm like she was holding something and sawing at it.
>The points at the box again, then at her heart.
>She stares at you with unexpressed sun glasses.
>>29728514
>"!!!!"
"ok, ok, calm down. Show me what you want"
>"..."
"it's a grammophone."
>"...!!"
"...still a grammophone"
>"..."
"You want me to...smash this on your head?"
>!!!!"
"O-ok, no, sorry. Let's try again"
>"..."
"Yes, you got boobs. All girls do, I guess?"
"..."
"You have invisible extentions?"
>"!!!"
"...a saw?"
>"..."
"VYN, I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND! Can't you just write!?"
>"!"
"Oh, finally! Now lemme see"
>"!"
"..."
>"..."
"Vyn, this note states '...' "
>"!"
"you have to be fucking kidding..."
>>29728538
Do jokes just not compute with you?
>>29728565
Actually you listen hard enough she does say "LOOK OUT!" to Cranky using her record scratching.
>>29728572
"Well, gotta say, Girl: you left me...SPEECHLESS"
>Laugh track